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Joined Twitter 12/21/11


The Vow is wild to watch and probably even more wild because I went to summer camp with Sarah Edmondson. (I’m happy… https://t.co/ScfU6BVlnD @mrbeaks @mtgilchrist Jade is a masterpiece.
9/28
2020
📺 NEW VIDEO Lindsey Graham is not going to want you to retweet this #LyingLindsey https://t.co/FgOdv0KZL6
Retweeted by Seth Rogen
9/26
2020
Just someone threatening to shoot me! https://t.co/TfAHyIY1FCThe great cinematographer Michael Chapman passed away this week. I recommend you check out his first film, The Last… https://t.co/sjQjgv8iPJ @cream_martin You’re so fucking stupid it’s incredible. @JIMMY4POWERS Thanks! @Aiannucci @joshgad @Twitter @TwitterSupport @jack They don’t give a fuck
9/25
2020
The Vaught Cinematic Universe is expanding. https://t.co/NfLTaRkIlQ#ConsoleWars is out on @CBSAllAccess now! 🎮 https://t.co/kItcBbPZUA
Retweeted by Seth Rogen @Jakebrownmann No I watched that movie for the first time 6 months ago.
9/24
2020
@AaniHendricks @BrownTownClownT It’s from the breakfast club
9/23
2020
Please register to vote at https://t.co/CCIhppQX43 for the love of fucking god.
9/22
2020
@DarPon are you the same Darryl who wrote The Last Detail?
9/21
2020
@ScaredBisexual It’s all uphill from there.Just a reminder that #Pen15 is back on Hulu and it’s so fucking great and funny it’s almost maddening.
9/20
2020
@JohnCleese DONT MENTION THE WAR!!
9/19
2020
@fields_ashley On the way @Th3joaquindead @DoomFace03 @E_Wezzie The second season was written knowing that it would be released like this and… https://t.co/2coJL0pV5H @KrystalynneKush Nice!!! You like the lemon more than the grapefruit?
9/18
2020
https://t.co/G7eLbBaCjg @thejournalista Incredibly.
9/17
2020
@ecareyo This tweet deserves a written commendation.Oy vey. https://t.co/eGXFDiTqSA
9/16
2020
@jadler1969 You know lots of racists? congratulations!
9/15
2020
@rgay “We’re just gonna need you for two hours the day before your five minute interview for a small tech test” is something I’ve heard. @pouty_waifu 😎 @mattcohen4real I have two kilns. @Chris_Meloni Yeahhhhhh @MaskedSingerFOX @jolenenatalia Are you fucking kidding me? @Border_Guard77 @PrimeVideo @netflix Cool! Enjoy the show any way you like!
9/14
2020
@pattymo I’ve worked with Tait and he’s fucking wonderful.I’m excited to watch this. @CraigRoberts10 is wildly talented. https://t.co/gTofbvOoH8 @dyllyp I’m sorry for your loss.
9/13
2020
@GenXVal There already is a season 3 so I guess we’ll just keep doing whatever we want.
9/12
2020
@scottEmovienerd That song is dope @scottEmovienerd No way! Adams Family 2 Legit!??About ten years ago, me and @evandgoldberg were with one of the producers of The Fast and Furious franchise. Evan s… https://t.co/3i604Z9D0i @MrFarmahini He at least has an arc.
9/11
2020
@JuddApatow @RepAdamSchiff How do you beat a cheater who doesn’t care about the rule of law? @MrFarmahini I did
9/10
2020
@AndrewHClark Is this supposed to be humor? @YesYoureRacist Some people will like her more!Lets go https://t.co/jJ3uXshHVu
Retweeted by Seth Rogen @NellyHusz Fuck off.
9/9
2020
Pineapple Express is back on Netflix. Watch the film the way we intended: on your couch while smoking weed. @connorratliff @jimmyfallon Do it jimmy.
9/8
2020
@MattHennessey Dude I ate nothing but hot pockets from 2001-2005. @jackdwagner Fuck they cut me out. @afterbuzztv @TheBoysTV @sethrogan @PrimeVideo I’m the executive producer of the show. @slpng_giants @Twitter @jack @mikiebarb He does not care!!!!! @ira Also, according to this, Trump supporters HATE profanity!
9/6
2020
@JacobTBrunton You’re a fucking moron. @bobbynewp0rt It’s cause I think it’s funny @allanmcatee @adamcarolla Hahaha
9/5
2020
@perro_puro Exactly! I’m never sober! @perro_puro I wouldn’t know!When the Kool-Aid tells you that it’s poisonous. https://t.co/Ikif8bnWc1 @JamesSACorey Mazel tovSeason 2 of #TheBoysTV is now available! And it’s pretty fucking good! https://t.co/inTpXuQXV32019 was quite the year for HFC — we provided $1 million of respite relief grants to caregivers, had our groundbrea… https://t.co/uLYaKhDsou
Retweeted by Seth Rogen @EricVespe @ThomasJane @Kingcast19 I love The Mist as is evidenced by how much we “homage” it in This Is The End. @uncutbxdick69 I thought it was me too for a second. @KrystalynneKush Yeah! I’m glad! @MaritimeRampant Yeah! Enjoy! Let me know what you think! @SenTedCruz You’re a fucking stupid moron. @StevenSeb1973 @DoorDash @DoorDash_Help Yo why is it doordash’s fault that you ordered shitty noodles?
9/4
2020
@SenTedCruz @US_FDA You’re a fucking moron. @jasoninthehouse You’re a fucking moron.
9/3
2020
@axJustinWiggins I’m just wounded
9/2
2020
@rgay @chris_belcher Obviously I agree.
9/1
2020
@JoshRO1988 Yeah!!!!! Enjoy!!!
8/30
2020
“The Boys” is back: my look at Season 2 of Amazon’s series about depravity, violence, authoritarianism, celebrity a… https://t.co/FydG0rH6qu
Retweeted by Seth Rogen
8/27
2020
We did a study and it got published!!! https://t.co/d4NmB6sugn
8/26
2020
@chrissyteigen @RexChapman I have a charity for Alzheimer’s! @lord3aaa https://t.co/OG7kMvriDg @derekwaterss It was an honor to be on it and a pleasure to watch it!Ron is funny and wonderful and therefore I assume this show will be funny and wonderful. https://t.co/571jSH1U6K @allanmcatee Fergie voice: “we’re playing basketball!”
8/24
2020
@KMSBishly Enjoy!
8/23
2020
Good advice is good advice. https://t.co/X1rzhIlZKH @likekutcher Trek
8/22
2020
@kanyewest So close!!!
8/21
2020
Shoutout to all the teenagers using my Instagram Message Request to have truly insane group chats! @jonathanchait @AOC I mean I dropped out of high school but all this makes sense to me. @EvBrundage Working on it! In the meantime, enjoy that shit!
8/20
2020
@CiskoM You did not. @Miss604 @Mom604 @VancityReynolds Me and Fran are like 🤞Today is #Superbad's 13th birthday, which is funny since @SethRogen and @EvanDGoldberg were 13 when they started wr… https://t.co/rUCEodyqwT
Retweeted by Seth Rogen
8/18
2020
@RonFunches Oh dude thank YOU!Fond memories of fucking up my lines... https://t.co/cbS7BeHzON @VanessaMarigold It’s still better the other way. I’m so sorry.I’m happy people are taking this advice, but while you’re at it, don’t put in the filter till AFTER you’ve rolled y… https://t.co/Xj7plX1kuC @LahavHarkov Is it more ridiculous that he fabricated what I said? @LahavHarkov @Isaac_Herzog Yeah that’s not true at all.
8/17
2020
Facebook algorithm found to 'actively promote' Holocaust denial https://t.co/8iVAmfeXZB
Retweeted by Seth Rogen @joshelman @anildash @JasonHirschhorn Feel free to untag me in comments like this. Thanks. @FionaForbes I do not remember this!!!! @ibossrobots @punditclass @netflix Fucking nerd.
8/16
2020
@kanyewest Dammit!
8/15
2020

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