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Mizenower? @settroit Los Angeles

1,473 Following   98 Followers   4,320 Tweets

Joined Twitter 8/30/14


My wife, under her breath whilst dunking cookies in milk: y'all ready for this? da da da dundun da dundun-dundun
1/16
2021
They should make a country, but it’s safe and normal to live there
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1/14
2021
they are really fuckin these snails up https://t.co/08JxylKYA9
Retweeted by Mizenower? @pattonoswalt Hudson Haughkthinking about how @JonnyCruzzz leaked REAL lucio ow2 voicelines on stream.... https://t.co/0SHdryeee2
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1/13
2021
@gravislizard I never got into this because I wasn't particularly invested in Sisko as a character. @GiancarloC1985 @CopingMAGA WE TAKE NOT STAND WEATHER
Retweeted by Mizenower? @errai Dory Sief?
1/11
2021
@MaraWilson @JustinMcElroy Like showers, sex or America
1/10
2021
donald trump doesn’t exist. just an urban legend
Retweeted by Mizenower?sometimes long time nothing happens, sometimes short time lot happens
Retweeted by Mizenower?BREAKING: soccer ref pulls red card after player swings a sword for 90 minutes
Retweeted by Mizenower? @zckrye @iamthatroby The Sandman forming himself, reaching for the locket, taking those first few steps. Tremendous.i will always remember where i was when donald trump was suspended from twitter. i was on twitter
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1/9
2021
Twitter after banning Trump 1,449 days into his presidency https://t.co/W5bRvkskcs
Retweeted by Mizenower?IS THIS GUY GOING TO BE OK??! https://t.co/e5nt0BpKpx
Retweeted by Mizenower? @Twitch @Jezi_Belle Alright fine, you'll get me to say it just this once, pogClay drop! 🥰 https://t.co/b5neLzYOAy
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1/8
2021
I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.
Retweeted by Mizenower?Denmark has a new kids show about a man with a giant prehensile penis. https://t.co/45NkAxCVHZ @parlertakes I'm most enjoying the “maybe billions" as through Trump has a huge international fan base.
1/7
2021
Think of all the much better reasons there could be for storming our own Capitol than “I believe something Donald Trump said”
Retweeted by Mizenower? @rachelmillman get their ass Bagel Bites
Retweeted by Mizenower?Put Spirit Halloween in charge of pop-up vaccine clinics
Retweeted by Mizenower?P. B.S. Pinchback
1/6
2021
One thing to look forward to this year is the perfectly rectangular February we’re about to have https://t.co/e2DRA7MQZr
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Retweeted by Mizenower? @yellowcardigan This is the worst thing I’ve ever read
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1/4
2021
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Retweeted by Mizenower? @mafuyumaru Arrests 😬
1/3
2021
every night before bed i study a picture of Tony Hawk so that if i ever run into him in public i will not be one of Those People
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1/2
2021
It was Gamergate that led to all this. It was while distracted reading an article about Gamergate that I accidental… https://t.co/bmwvQRwIrR
Retweeted by Mizenower?To the chimp I laughed at in a psychology textbook that was addicted to flushing a toilet again & again & again: I'm on Twitter now I get it
Retweeted by Mizenower?bye bye 2020 you idiot
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1/1
2020
@EmCAnderson You can def read 10 children's books between now and midnighthi friends- for the new year I’m taking a break from life so I can focus on social media. if you need me you can find me here, constantly
Retweeted by Mizenower? @WeiNeverSleeps Welcome back to LA
12/31
2020
If stress bad why all the time
Retweeted by Mizenower? @wtfbuildings https://t.co/DeU3QPCmGj
Retweeted by Mizenower?the jonas brothers went to the year 3000. they could have warned us about covid-19 but chose not to
Retweeted by Mizenower? @JIBSAW666 @LuigiMarioInRe1 @conspiraboomers Like The RiddlerHad a nightmare that I was sinking in quicksand but the quicksand was spaghetti. So I started eating the spaghetti… https://t.co/bDappGXRVF
Retweeted by Mizenower?Just FYI if I say I “read an article about” I mean a 16 year old girl just told me on tiktok
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12/30
2020
"In addition, chosing the right abilities and equipment for your ship will transform you in a formidable space perdator."Leaving some of these bad boys around Mitch McConnell's home and office then just letting nature take its course https://t.co/bf7o7BJDmV
Retweeted by Mizenower? @artemiis19 SHIT
12/29
2020
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Retweeted by Mizenower?my favorite poem is the beaufort wind scale i guess https://t.co/m7CnKQVZYy
Retweeted by Mizenower?I swear to god baby if you don't so crying and go to sleep, I will heat up so much more milk for you
12/28
2020
@SteveRo27997641 @EmCAnderson I know you haven't made it yet but I have already subscribed and hit the bell.GEORGE: I renounce my wish! JERRY: You're renouncing? You can't renounce! GEORGE: Oh I'm renouncin' baby!!!
Retweeted by Mizenower? @witch_mote Chief @AJYeend @GalGadot @DCComics @PattyJenks I have heard literally no one talk negatively about the film's messagehttps://t.co/sKPT6LMCaU
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12/27
2020
I cook an egg with a spoon https://t.co/ZWoZYOu5M0
Retweeted by Mizenower?*has an idea in the shower and runs to google 'Baby EDM'*Wonder Woman 1984 is the second best Wonder Woman adaptation starring Pedro Pascal @kay_tux It was a rough movie
12/26
2020
Laura Linney I will NEVER forgive you for not hitting this https://t.co/Gvfnyywgku
Retweeted by Mizenower?Local church is doing it up tastefully https://t.co/w7JFVZqVdD
12/25
2020
@GriffinKnepp It is akin to how some people react to horror. Squirming in my seat, covering my face with my hands,… https://t.co/p9GfFtNw9ISuperhuman strength bear
12/24
2020
an escape room but the only way out is to tell your waiter that your order is wrong
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12/23
2020
@sharounporat @hunterreis Yeah but unfortunately it is also in Los AngelesRemember when all three of these movies came out in the same year? https://t.co/EQXpWWON7L
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12/22
2020
@saggiesplinters https://t.co/uuGLLNa1f4Bless my parents unbroken streak of kind but misguided Christmas gifts. This year they sent a gift basket of 52(??!) English muffins.
12/20
2020
I hate how I am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person
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12/18
2020
You've heard of Elf On The Shelf, now prepare yourself for the irreversible effects of climate change
Retweeted by Mizenower? @EmCAnderson https://t.co/G2r0Hkzuuh"What are 'dragon cats’ and why they are getting hyped?"Aurora in bedroom: Brings visual enjoyment, to feel the aurora. @SpaceLiminalBot Visceral @LuxuryTweeting @CopingMAGA I won't see it, I will have died after 5 straight years of partying
12/16
2020
When my nephew said he was “sending me a box of love” for Christmas, I was uh, not expecting this? However, who are… https://t.co/O6bPF3dGfG
Retweeted by Mizenower? @LilNasX Will I still understand you if I haven’t seen the previous 9?
Retweeted by Mizenower? @caithuls Oh no it me aged 37https://t.co/RayI6eSsV0
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12/15
2020
Things I shouldn't know after reading a recipe on your blog: -What you/your spouse do for work -How many kids you… https://t.co/HDXJFejb5A
Retweeted by Mizenower? @metallikyle @brads2old4this Kyle he was clearly talking about me
12/13
2020
@KatieDowd the first word you see will describe your 2021 https://t.co/pTRL5WNRoT
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12/12
2020
[phone rings at any time of day] me: what maniac would call me right now
Retweeted by Mizenower? @averymonsen Whenever my wife sings a song from a musical that I don't know, I compliment her singing and tell her that I love Grease. @averymonsen Whenever the wife compliments the baby or asks her a question, I pretend she is talking about me. W:… https://t.co/y7y7qV5HvU
12/10
2020
what if vertical integration but holy shit
Retweeted by Mizenower?Please don’t add me to the cast of Spider-Man 3 I’ve got a lot going on right now
Retweeted by Mizenower? @FarFutureMatt @carolinefiend William Gibson, is that you?? @ldrinkh20 https://t.co/g69HfsCF8u
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12/9
2020
@ohdeeeeer https://t.co/cEBBq1sXX5
12/8
2020
@soy_person Very memorable in-theater experience been the whole audience groaned at the kiss
12/6
2020
Please excuse any typos as I am currently attempting to reach the top of a town square clock tower at a precise moment during a thunderstorm
Retweeted by Mizenower?How early do they have to start manufacture for these to be ready now? Like was this person pessimistic (though cor… https://t.co/2K7fHfCFC9 @mustachetoilet @cam_sf Any zone is a zone of death if you kill enough people to prevent the assembly of a jury
Retweeted by Mizenower? @dowfordays @zhandlen Yes! My wife had never heard of those murders so missed the building tension and was surprise… https://t.co/HTOGZd9SX0 @bach_tigh @zhandlen My parents watched only the first disk of Pearl Harbor, which ends after the attack and conclu… https://t.co/pFGNf0kvX2
12/5
2020
@Foone My favorite thing about your content is guessing what the connective dots will be before opening a thread https://t.co/3NCvzKRPkR @brads2old4this This is exactly the sort of thing that will make me suffer through all of Last Man Standing @Akira_sennin @ains_rose Did you live?
12/4
2020

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