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SD @sha__wn New York, NY

not funny enough to be here | he/him | 🇨🇦 in nyc

330 Following   24,298 Followers   1,822 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/29/20


@kmelkhat https://t.co/34iXr0WuQOSold GameStop too early with 169% profit but this isn’t a game and I got nervous.
1/27
2021
@Bray_erryday It does move VERY fast @Bray_erryday Watch it again @Bray_erryday The best @sweetlikeJT Yes. @APredatoryWasp Massive Attack @the_petshopboy Clearly Canadian was my jam!! @NYsocialbee @KrisKelkar Find your numbers and slip into a routine and you never have to think again! @KrisKelkar @NYsocialbee So much math! @the_petshopboy Shoulda been the LET’S GET LOUD Challenge tbh @the_petshopboy J Lo cannot read the room. Littering on a beach?!??
1/26
2021
@martinincolor @justasvf How much are you eating!? I love comparing macros @antnyvlz A fucking clown!!!
1/25
2021
@tylersunderland The way I screamed, stopped breathing and watched this on loop...My iPhone screen time is down to a healthy 10hrs55min this week.The nightmare continues... https://t.co/JiZEB2kNqT
1/24
2021
@kmelkhat ICON @davidmackau https://t.co/UQ2cX6dNU5 @tylersunderland I guess I’m addicted now https://t.co/decaWiaQBQ @tylersunderland Quick! @tylersunderland The winning number I didn’t get was 60 and my ticket had 61.If the jackpot was $1B and I got 4 of 6 numbers ... why did I only win $200? https://t.co/szRCzDvOuo @davidmackau I won... $200!
1/23
2021
@mh0ffman 💯 @kmelkhat ICON
1/22
2021
I just ate lunch... it’s 6:02pm.Send him love, nudes, or whatever else - just make it count.Today is @kmelkhat’s bday, and I am his favorite pick me. Our relationship is as complex as he is. While smart, he’… https://t.co/9ajD5dNy5j @philipjonathn 👀
1/21
2021
@philipjonathn https://t.co/1rKMXvIFSH @philipjonathn This is what I’ve been saying. @tylersunderland Britney gays first. @cagedjock Literally not them. @mikey_almeida The shirtless one is also free-balling in grey sweatsI’m the alone in the gym with both of my crushes. One is shirtless and the other is in leggings so I kid you not wh… https://t.co/aYecn0p4eC @sbstryker She also ghost wrote This Land is Your LandWhen does Fergie go on?Stefani Germanotta about to be appointed Queen of America.https://t.co/CB0HaiQeji https://t.co/mQHfhViNdY @notcameronrose Almond is my jam @notcameronrose I was spiraling !!!
1/20
2021
@sailormaoun No❤️I felt DIZZY and PANICKED all morning but turns out I was wearing two pairs of contact lenses. @sailormaoun https://t.co/OnWU8HVmbC @antms00 https://t.co/Sws1OYjqSq @sailormaoun Everybody, meet the straight friend from my previous darkroom tweet ☝🏻
1/19
2021
Me in the dark room https://t.co/ONZfdet4PV @rauIed low key making me h wordThese power cleans tryna rip my dick off @mikey_almeida Hang this vid in the louvre @alex_abads This made him 100x hotter @kmelkhat @davidmackau Slaps hard. @davidmackau Yes, it’s amazing.
1/18
2021
@kmelkhat https://t.co/aoDNf8M7xW @kmelkhat She said YEE HAWThe biggest problem with Veneno is that I’m addicted to my phone and keep missing the subtitles.The five year challenge has me wondering when I started using landscape selfies. https://t.co/ust6bJXJ8F @eww_donald https://t.co/OJDuNe0JVb
1/17
2021
@IANCOGNEATO This is all very me. @mikey_almeida Ok, scream.Did Joey Jay just say she wanted to show her edgy side with a HEADBAND !?!!!!? @internetdad69 Yes he’s terrible and there’s a lot of material there without mocking his disability.
1/16
2021
@kmelkhat @alex_abads Lmao imagine the macros here @kmelkhat Big boy
1/15
2021
Thinking about the time my straight friend confidently responded that she “studied photography” when I asked her if… https://t.co/Qs9Uchidtn
1/14
2021
@jakewil 🔥🔥🔥 @eww_donald Oh my @feistyfrank @tylersunderland Very me
1/13
2021
@sugarbbychris Big same. @smith__ryan__ 🥰Tuesday pump ✅ https://t.co/PmFRKDWhqB
1/12
2021
@itsyourfavgay https://t.co/SXXFlsTjk6 @itsyourfavgay https://t.co/75IElP7dXGVideos of the domestic terrorists getting arrested have calmed my Sunday scaries.
1/11
2021
@MattBusic @eww_donald Wanna betOne of my favorite things to do is inspect all the products unintentionally featured in bathroom thirst traps. @alex_abads Lmaooooo
1/10
2021
@urdadssidepiece I’m in this tweet.Miss Symone has taken the bag. @antnyvlz She’s such a star.I’m just saying we’ve never seen them in the same room #DragRace https://t.co/o07wbQzv34
1/9
2021
https://t.co/EgzzL6YRL2 https://t.co/tvOy5MnR6g @tylersunderland @kmelkhat lmao you do you baby.. join @kmelkhat and I in the long short club ... 7 inch.... was go… https://t.co/2ujZoOx8aQ
1/8
2021
Elizabeth with the piano scarf ate this https://t.co/QTWHCm31ntThe front page of today’s @nytimes: https://t.co/nitmXvIKv6
Retweeted by SDProud to be Canadian https://t.co/4Zgzw2rYnJ
1/7
2021
@kmelkhat Wait ... @APredatoryWasp I’m CanadianGeorgia: https://t.co/OpLXvbsOlK https://t.co/fFVa91Nutt
1/6
2021
@kmelkhat There was a new one today 🥰Wearing a mask at the gym is great! Not only does it slow the spread but I can also mouth “I love you” to my gym cr… https://t.co/GuvB4vpYdS @sugarbbychris Love
1/5
2021
@sbstryker It’s always after I’ve hit the oui’d that I almost choke to death. @sbstryker This is why I no longer buy Pretzel CrispsI’ve already muted you know who and you should too!Me checking if it’s garbage day every 10 minutes so I can finally get rid of my Christmas tree https://t.co/a463S4vGKvTo my surprise *gay gasp* - something on my to do list (that I’ve put off doing since October) has taken me a whole… https://t.co/Y5a7qqzokWI would 100% wake my ass up for a 4:15am vaccination. https://t.co/lN66wmQQ9Z
1/4
2021
@skskskoot I’ve only ever done that for a few months.. it’s hard to maintain tbh
1/3
2021

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