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305 @TaylorRMarshall The military sucks dick
10/19
2020
@lickmybutt42069 I wishJust watched the Mortuary Collection and had to rewind it to notice the special guest appearancehttps://t.co/0SOr8zyhTR
Retweeted by Cor Pow πŸ”The Wolf of Snow Hollow. EXTREMELY good @ShanusMcAnus 1 retweet = divorce
Retweeted by Cor Pow πŸ”Beggin strips https://t.co/4Wze99DpNeToday is @lickmybutt42069 and my 6th anniversary. One like equals one "happy anniversary" @RiggedPig Not much how's it goingHey dudes
10/18
2020
@Fancy_Puffin can you introduce me @NickMillerMusic hell yesI've wanted to make my own unlicensed movie posters for about a decade now. Scratched that itch today. This was fun… https://t.co/8OpsYyXTql
Retweeted by Cor Pow πŸ”Pyramid Head bimbofication. https://t.co/QnzshCmINJ
Retweeted by Cor Pow πŸ”krampus's grandfather is grampus. thank you @MichaelMcAwesom Honestly whatever you'd put in your chili if it were in a bowl is fair game IMO. I like fritos, jalapenos, and tapatio @MichaelMcAwesom I mean, cheese and onions are always good optionsTbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe https://t.co/PoGKUFeLLw
Retweeted by Cor Pow πŸ”think sloppy joe but betterOk, hear me out.... Chili sandwichAddams Family Values is a perfect comedy and a perfect sequel
Retweeted by Cor Pow πŸ”Are there any instances of a movie version of a TV show being superior to the show? The only one I can think of is… https://t.co/hOE8uEdwCeHaving kids who don’t hate your fucking guts is completely incomprehensible for most conservatives https://t.co/RilYT7dfML
Retweeted by Cor Pow πŸ”are we in middle school?an extremely weird "professional" thing I've noticed in email replies is people saying "thanks for your note"We have fun https://t.co/FE1D96SPU3https://t.co/G9fy2vNq1D https://t.co/RYQCkAZVA4Tonight you can call my house the tasty freeze
10/17
2020
@taureansunrise I mean if enough people vote no I might hesitateShould I buy itAdam Sandler HamiltonI am going to name my son Bozo @acomplexcollin Did this work https://t.co/D2DzgxwR1I @99percentsassy Santa got high @GingerCaat Same :( @GingerCaat Yes I loved itGod, Please help rescue this little boy floating in this air balloon. Amen.
Retweeted by Cor Pow πŸ”Bigfoot'a health barI believe goblins exist
Retweeted by Cor Pow πŸ”The show got really weird, huh???I miss Bernard
10/16
2020
This sweatshirt has been haunting me on Instagram for weeks because it knows how fuckin cool I'd look wearing it https://t.co/lVkNvvINYq @SketchpadTheGr8 That was agonyLet me tweetElvira scaring people at the Movieland Wax Museum in Buena Park, California on TV's Bloopers & Practical Jokes, 1985 https://t.co/PhXFm6L2ge
Retweeted by Cor Pow πŸ”Burgers. best foodTonight I combined the two foods I've been eating almost exclusively for two weeks. Tonight I made chili cheeseburgersIt would suck to find out that your best friend is the "Best Friend Strangler"
Retweeted by Cor Pow πŸ”Are PC's still IBM compatible? @NotFunnyJ I could survive both of those things @housefuzz I'm differentGuess what, I'm reading about sheep. Watching sheep shearing videos. Etc.
10/15
2020
I'm a little dork because every time I see "ACB" on my timeline I think "Austin Custom Brass" because that's where I bought my euphonium @NickMillerMusic hell yeahwow! this sucks fucking ass! https://t.co/8FZWjb4KhXWhen the annoying kid running around the restaurant finally cracks his head on a table... https://t.co/UjFIet4BcW
Retweeted by Cor Pow πŸ”I could get out of every trap from every Saw movie no problemThe constitution is trash. I wipe my ass with the constitution @MarshaBlackburn Lol shut the fuck upThis person also worked at the Kroger by my house. I saw her almost every single day. This makes me really fucking… https://t.co/keXH736m6S
10/14
2020
I came home and took a two hour nap that was probably 15 minutes total sleepI stole this jacketWas Eat the Rich by Aerosmith meant to be ironic?PERSONALLY i am perfectly fine not hearing billionaires' opinions of what poor people do and don't needDavid S Pumpkins is still funnyI remember being briefly obsessed with the movie Joe's Apartment when i was a kidWhat do we think https://t.co/ViZrtsQN1MCould have avoided it splitting halfway down so easilyHow to do you say itIt's REALLY BOTHERING me that this person is cutting straight down with a serrated knife https://t.co/XkhwHzGa4o @badbisque https://t.co/BFy0dz28EnHouseToo much chili @badbisque (my wife is a hairstylist)I don't even wear a mask to themI've had a bunch of them https://t.co/zPwixbVWYb @NickMillerMusic SonofaSo far Evil is a pretty good show. thank you for reading my review
10/13
2020
@lickmybutt42069 People who look like goblins are real, and so are goblins. That's rightthe other fantasy creatures are all fake. but goblins are realFirst movement of piano sonata 9 has always been one of my favoritesOne very funny moment in cartoon history is when Chucky Finster says "poople" instead of "poodle"I believe goblins existIIIIT'S BEEN https://t.co/xablRTYgOf @Timcast TIM FOOL! TIM FOOL! TIM FOOL!Ummmm I think you mean "four hearted"????? Genius????? https://t.co/HODBbEmvNpApparently I'm good for a maximum of two games of Phasmophobia in one sitting before I have to take a scaredy cat break
10/12
2020
@NickMillerMusic Is that a Nissan? I only ask because it's the EXACT same radio as my carI was joined by my pal @ShanusMcAnus to chat about the ethereally beautiful nightmare of Mandy. #podcast… https://t.co/qU9kbtts4v
Retweeted by Cor Pow πŸ”https://t.co/SSo5Wh3HTmMy head is fucked @aka_fatman I like that one a lot too. My favorite overall is Skins of the Fathers just because I like CB's monsters
10/11
2020
@aka_fatman I was hoping SO HARD the the new books of blood movie would have that storyI just realized the pun in my tweet @JCFart Damn... I wonder if you could ask for a spicy chicken mcgriddle... S tier right thereI just want to see a movie/tv version of In the Hills, the Cities, why is that such a tall order???!!! @JCFart Omg and the chicken mcgriddle is aces tooWhen I come home drunk at 3am and make some food https://t.co/XcKWlDdYlF
Retweeted by Cor Pow πŸ” @NickMillerMusic Cor pow!!!!! (Cc @lickmybutt42069)
10/10
2020

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