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Diston @shaundiston New York, NY

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687 Following   8,864 Followers   195 Tweets

Joined Twitter 10/7/09


Also Watchmen. Actual eggs https://t.co/bPWCd5PsGDPence and Dougs daughters in a road trip movie? https://t.co/rMKTTulXheActually @Miranda__Hart https://t.co/79mOHlQLAT @alyssa_sabo dis u? https://t.co/FQ9MNCnc5p
1/21
2021
Somehow we weathered and witnessed A nation that isn't broken but simply unfinished There is always light if only w… https://t.co/Vk17TT5G0U
Retweeted by DistonIt's an honor to be your Vice President. https://t.co/iM3BxJzz6E
Retweeted by Diston“ Kodak Black and Lil Wayne both are pardoned by Donald Trump “ Bobby Shrmurda : https://t.co/gE2hbQJDMy
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1/20
2021
ROLL CALL: How y’all feelin’ this Inauguration Eve? 🥳🥳🥳 https://t.co/igjXWbIegc
Retweeted by DistonToday feels like the last day of a bad relationship. Good vibes but mostly horny for anything different! #InaugurationDay2021
1/19
2021
new music video. headspace. https://t.co/myLf1XshY0
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1/15
2021
@ActuallyBerg Love it! But I was calling for a funny version, Berg. Get to work please!
1/14
2021
@ActuallyBerg "They pushed me out and maced me. End Quote"Every Republican is teaching a masterclass in wearing a mask wrong.I would give anything to have @ActuallyBerg describe the last month as Dan Carlin.
1/13
2021
What the hell algorithms got crossed to bring me this beautiful bizarre tshirt ad on Facebook? #tmnt #splinterhttps://t.co/WHnSWZUp6s
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1/12
2021
People often ask what places at the local level they can get engaged and contribute to real change. One important… https://t.co/yK2accHviw
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1/11
2021
IT WAS NEVER ABOUT WHAT WE DID, IT’S ABOUT WHO WE ARE! @morethanavote 🙏🏾✊🏾🖤👑 https://t.co/LGsGXmvZKE
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1/10
2021
I just died. I’m tweeting while dead. https://t.co/5tuhIdZfXG
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1/9
2021
the fbi tracked down a blm protestor from an etsy purchase, but need help figuring out who was at the capitol yeste… https://t.co/fhVp0z7n6f
Retweeted by Diston @filupmolina South Florida boys go ROGUE!
1/7
2021
@shaundiston I laugh every single time I see it. https://t.co/8B2hBAd4dY
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1/3
2020
Hey why not spend New Year’s Eve / Day bingeing @AuntyDonnaBoys on @NetflixIsAJoke? You’ll regret nothing https://t.co/j9FwUa1CdD
Retweeted by DistonRest In paradise to MF DOOM. His wife confirmed that he passed away at the age of 49 on October 31st, 2020 🕊💔 https://t.co/3GmTjEXTNL
Retweeted by Diston @msdanifernandez Iconic
12/31
2020
The Boys welcome @shaundiston to help them say goodbye to Earwolf, and listen to special messages from all the cele… https://t.co/E0uos9VZbK
Retweeted by DistonWaltz of the Snowflakes performed by dance artists of the Berkeley Ballet Theater and Post:Ballet https://t.co/qqU7qjvSzE
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12/29
2020
You know you are watching a bad game when you are calculating what double digit number it’s acceptable to lose by. @LAClippers
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12/27
2020
You lose my number? https://t.co/XsHoocsDad
12/26
2020
May the soft dull explosions of Christmas Eve fill all with holiday fear. @zerobot @dave_schilling @vornietom https://t.co/0aYuQsVYO2 @dave_schilling @vornietom I wanna edit Rizzo the Rat into this scene but I'm too lazy. https://t.co/49RFtUPSHH @vornietom The Keymaker https://t.co/wMeFSGqb8X @WilliamThebeau @vornietom Statler and Waldorf would be the too white ghost guys with dreads. @vornietom I want to make a Mupptrix Movie. Gonzo as Neo. Kermit as Morpheous. And of course Janice as Trinity
12/25
2020
https://t.co/uKNCFhVIJTPremise for Double Jeopardy and The Fugitive: What if the justice system didn’t work for us!We should remind white people of the movie Double Jeopardy. Then maybe they’d reconsider defending the police. #judd
12/24
2020
Check out the finale of We Have To Stop Talkin’ TMNT On CBB! Scott and Sprague say goodbye to the Turtles for good!… https://t.co/g1tbwTDVCr
12/23
2020
Me walking into the 24h CVS right now https://t.co/vX36TZZ7Y1Pull the fuck up https://t.co/AF1zA47ozgMe at 12:01 https://t.co/5UAwd3TTxyChet Hanks trying to get his powers https://t.co/BhtcuxnxyY
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12/21
2020
*Attention Emmy voters* Please watch @MingNa drink Spotchka and sit on the arm of a throne. That sequence deserves… https://t.co/GPCKhxUJUX
12/20
2020
After a few months of only bad surprises, this surprise is truly delightful 😍🥰☺️ https://t.co/NUE9CbvDjb
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12/17
2020
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12/16
2020
@eavoss Let a homie do rogue theory... 🙃
12/11
2020
Guys! Check out the new ep! https://t.co/6HEEoKyKtc
12/9
2020
This is cool, but u know u got a movie theater in your house. https://t.co/LXda9MhGuL
12/8
2020
Hey Georgia — you are on my mind. TODAY IS the last day to register to vote for the special election on January 5th… https://t.co/FKjHiwFYGq
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12/7
2020
Can’t wait to see audience reaction videos of Oscar Isaac jumping into a cardboard box!
12/4
2020
Omg we laughed so hard at that! https://t.co/VSHbWgG1Pg
12/3
2020
Like right now there is a bunch of people like “Michael Flynn is the kraken! It was his military units codename”. J… https://t.co/3I8IqYyG3o @FernieCommaAlex There’s also the faithful Q folks that are like playing this glorified game with secret codes and… https://t.co/hLrKNaS1cW @FernieCommaAlex I’ve been on this since the election. It’s a dark place.
11/29
2020
Currently standing up at my house watching Star Wars #Mandalorian
11/27
2020
On this week’s episode of WE HAVE TO STOP TALKIN’ TMNT ON CBB, Sprague the Whisperer and I welcome @JessRMcKenna to… https://t.co/ck3tevemdR
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11/25
2020
Sprague America Great Again #Saga https://t.co/yWfpFFgMhF
11/24
2020
This may be the most adorable headline ever. 😍 https://t.co/wLcm8ABchV
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11/23
2020
TURTLE POWER! On this week’s ep of WE HAVE TO STOP TALKIN’ TMNT ON CBB, we’re joined by special guest… https://t.co/9G2EuwgZnR
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11/11
2020
@keishaz @lorrainecink Think the scaffolding may be fine. https://t.co/z6KprAHmQk
11/10
2020
Forget coming together! We need to keep dunking on these racists until they fade away. We don’t need to court butt… https://t.co/HPZp3fvYw5
11/9
2020
Welp, back to watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movies
Retweeted by DistonJoe mentioning how black people stood up got me wildin’ honestly
11/8
2020
Black People are the key to the future of the Democratic Party.Black people saved this country.The country right now. https://t.co/WB0TJmNUDRThis is why you guys have to do Marvel on Newcomers! @laurenlapkus https://t.co/AZt9kTr3ap
11/7
2020
I appreciate everyone pushing back against constant effort to scapegoat everyone except white America who account f… https://t.co/c4kjE78hSI
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11/4
2020
The people who want Tr**mp to win don’t really think he’s a good president, they just like how angry it makes everyone they hate.
11/2
2020
so this was absolutely insane https://t.co/W4JL6LQZxq
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10/31
2020
Brand new ep of WE’VE GOT TO STOP TALKING TMNT ON CBB! This week, we welcome the HOW DID THIS GET PLAYED crew (… https://t.co/TA1UnOhVtg
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10/28
2020
Thinking about her. https://t.co/nLsYX7SGlF
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10/23
2020
In LA's March primary, there were massive lines at the polls on Election Day. Some people in our district waited as… https://t.co/9c0MxT5drJ
Retweeted by Diston @vicmmic Is this an AMA?
10/20
2020
@barthameatrice Scorpio @barthameatrice Wait, I'm a Pisces moon aries rising @barthameatrice Capricorn @barthameatrice Cancer, Aries, Pisces
10/19
2020
On today’s new episode of WE’VE GOT TO STOP TALKIN’ TMNT ON CBB, we’re joined by special guest @SethGreen! HE PLAYS… https://t.co/fpEiBYkdZ5
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10/15
2020
https://t.co/2I8igYZJ0Y is the home of a ninja turtles podcast hosted by Sprague the Whisperer and @scottaukerman!… https://t.co/GpE0rbHw1x
10/14
2020
The answer to 90% of "plotholes" is that fiction is about drama, theme, and emotion, not about watching a perfectly… https://t.co/KYTLGS7cfU
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10/13
2020
@ScottAukerman I’ll call SpragueMy bill to tax 60% of the wealth gains billionaires made during the pandemic would increase Trump's taxes by $240 m… https://t.co/rH8RCNl7Ae
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10/7
2020
On this week’s episode of WE HAVE TO STOP TALKIN’ TMNT ON CBB, Sprague the Whisperer and I welcome podcast king… https://t.co/pVMFPCQR5H
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10/1
2020
An Update from Project Rethink @ Los Angeles, California https://t.co/lpP4jbrBfo
9/28
2020
SHOWRUNNERS & WRITERS OF ANIMATED SHOWS: If ur not covered by @WGAWest, let's talk. Popularity is big & only genre… https://t.co/wie5XbOPkj
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9/26
2020
A statement from the UCB4 regarding theater operations and our work with PROJECT RETHINK. https://t.co/f1FT63s7zk https://t.co/veq0TuFX4o
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9/25
2020
a celebrity telling you to vote https://t.co/BINVsdH2Os
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9/22
2020
You misspelled “She-Shredder” https://t.co/HFMajDXkQ9
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9/18
2020
@svendsgaard https://t.co/842bsybGsk
9/6
2020
@heIIbiIly @deathbycontent Yeah, let's not get into colorism. This is more about lies and profiteering.This is old but maybe worth another look these days. https://t.co/STt8Hksj2YI searched "Shaun King White." Now I'm scratching my head.... We do know Shaun King is a white man, don’t we???
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9/4
2020
NEW EPISODE OF WE HAVE TO STOP TALKIN’ TMNT ON CBB! We talk SURF NINJAS W/ @ifysnotfunny! Available now on my Pat… https://t.co/Rx3VqbbKg2
9/3
2020
The NBA, owners and front offices didn't see this wave of player boycotts coming today. Hours ago, they all expecte… https://t.co/pTJUypRDMC
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8/26
2020
If your wokeness doesn’t include trans folks it’s not woke it’s trash
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8/23
2020
TURTLE POWER! On this week’s NEW episode of WE HAVE TO STOP TALKIN’ TMNT ON CBB, the Heynongman himself, JASON MAN… https://t.co/smLzjo4G5r
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8/20
2020
@willhines If you haven’t done red dead redemption 2 get on that. Then do Ghosts of Tsushima!
8/18
2020

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