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A COSMOLOGY OF MONSTERS out now from @vintageanchor. Repped by @kentdwolf. He/him.

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@DR34MR It’s in the extended version but not the theatrical.Maybe I’m in a forgiving mood, but I’m enjoying my rewatch of these Hobbit movies. Martin Freeman is a perfect Bilb… https://t.co/LVrfZdml9n @oinkness @brainpicker I found this in a dollar store once when I was a kid and tried to trick my parents into buyi… https://t.co/zMxY0hZw0vKili, out there giving hope to short dudes everywhere. https://t.co/cW7PNF9P3V @JeremiahCook1 I’ve never seen the animated version of it or Return of the King. I should remedy that.The “lost in Mirkwood” sequence from the extended edition of Desolation of Smaug does a great job communicating wha… https://t.co/fLX6NEZlsv @jprfilm That’s so kind of you to say. Thanks so much reading!The hobbit movies are full of scenes of Bilbo lying awake while the dwarves saw logs around him. I get it—I have tr… https://t.co/0KJ2AlzxbxAlways fast forward through the goblin king’s musical number in “An Unexpected Journey.” Feels like something from a Jim Hensen production.Didn’t get the writing finished until 10 PM today, but it takes as long as it takes, right? @ctrlaltcassie Congrats!!!https://t.co/KqIwzT2AAh
Retweeted by Sweet Emo-ShaunLove the scene in the extended version of “An Unexpected Journey” where Bilbo explores Rivendell on his own and meets Elrond.Eric Carle in 1969: https://t.co/33hrtTgQMO
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12/5
2020
My $18 pilot fountain pen has made a believer of me. This thing glides across the page. Makes the physical act of w… https://t.co/yNZQufSS2y @LBarryBooks It is!Cold and rainy in Birmingham today. Happy to be working from home, listening to the patter outside and drinking my hot coffee. @PRMcDonough That's a dope chair. Lucky kid! @theandydavidson Congrats! I'm jealous as Hell. Can't wait to read it.I know I'm adult because I get really excited about paying off debt.
12/4
2020
@mytholder @damosays That’s interesting! Thanks for sharing!Gandalf throwing a temper tantrum and leaving after an argument with Thorin. This is a very different Gandalf than… https://t.co/HmqTK1ad2BIs it just Bilbo being a Took? Or does Gandalf follow intuition, a true mystic? Does he just have a feeling about Bilbo?Is there an in-universe answer to why Gandalf chose Bilbo for the quest? I know hobbits are supposed to be hard to… https://t.co/3M1ljUTX1uStarting the new UHD middle earth box sets tonight with THE HOBBIT: AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY. Interesting how unsure o… https://t.co/Bg1AoN9TF2 @JeremiahCook1 I thought I was going to commit murder when a woman talked all through Kill Bill Vol. 2 back in 2004… https://t.co/vHgLbULXr3Also, fuck most of these movies for sidelining, killing, or ignoring Cyclops, the gloomy rock at the heart of this… https://t.co/WBCmPsUJAMThe X-Men have always been a big messy family, and the movies that get that dynamic right are the ones that "feel"… https://t.co/yEO3Mr6ap9Two of the most widely panned X-Men movies--"Dark Phoenix" and "New Mutants"--are among my favorites in the series.… https://t.co/oLr8ZW4qtREveryone is eagerly pitching agents today, so now feels like a good time for a gentle reminder that the road to suc… https://t.co/CObymrK369
Retweeted by Sweet Emo-Shaun @JeremiahCook1 Yeah, me too. BUT--Part of the reason I stay away is that people at theaters are the worst. Maybe it… https://t.co/pcqCUB27SjFor Patreons, here is the link to tonight's video podcast: https://t.co/QnZ4u5V5T8 TONIGHT at 9pm ET (or watch any… https://t.co/oWb5aYVol9
Retweeted by Sweet Emo-Shaun @JeremiahCook1 Yeah, me too. I wonder if it'll become like vinyl records, where hip/rich areas will still have thea… https://t.co/ds7xRoYkd6 @JeremiahCook1 Yeah I do all my streaming through my Roku EXCEPT HBO, which goes through my playstation. It's ridic… https://t.co/cOh5bYEfWWWoah. https://t.co/1F2s4w8TYX @Nashvillesky I love it too! Excited it’s finally coming to blu ray next year. I’ve been rocking a DVD since 2006. @AHILBERT3000 Do both. Write "The end ... ??" Then two blank pages. Then a grisly murder scene to set up the series.Years before the cartoon dog in the housefire, we had Orlando Bloom wandering through the opening reel of "Elizabet… https://t.co/7GBB1pTg5TWatched this again last week and couldn't stop laughing. https://t.co/2LQzAG3FS6Love this book! Buy it!!! https://t.co/PCgxZDxSbG
12/3
2020
Holiday horror gift list from @TitanBooks. My books included, also many more scary ones. https://t.co/IzDixNaeBD
Retweeted by Sweet Emo-ShaunNothing condoms arrested https://t.co/gTvpfSBrA5Oh fuck you Spotify https://t.co/eMrBxquJCLCLOWN is one of my favorite reads this year! Buy it for yourself or someone you love. Shoot, buy it for someone you… https://t.co/W1yHZzNJebTweets I Wrote and Never Posted: A MemoirCheck out this holiday gift guide from Titan books, full of excellent ideas for all the ghouls and monsters on your… https://t.co/5DO1m4j9gq
12/2
2020
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Retweeted by Sweet Emo-ShaunIf you're looking for fully funded MFA programs for next fall, please consider @asuEnglish! Our students are amazin… https://t.co/EkkSW0jDAa
Retweeted by Sweet Emo-Shaun @FreddyInSpace I am here for all of this. Just read the novella for the first time last week! @mashawrites @colearydavidson @JeremiahCook1 @CatMScully I'm not finished yet but I'm absolutely loving it so far.… https://t.co/2WQxI7uYXh @Owen_Egerton My favorite type of Spielberg character! Looks good on you. @theandydavidson So well-deserved!!! Congrats! @paprikasteak Thank you so so much for all of this! I'm so happy the book spoke to you. That means a lot.BREAKING: Monolith Inexplicably Returns... With Stories https://t.co/If61Aj0iaC
Retweeted by Sweet Emo-Shaun @ellesep They do it just to hurt us.Officially back on my bullshit after a lazy holiday weekend. Hit 55k in the new draft this morning. Hope each and e… https://t.co/QNMBdDURmo @PRMcDonough @AuthorGrolfe @sam_kolesnik @Gabino_Iglesias @blacklionking73 @HightowerLaurel @HaileyPiperSayshttps://t.co/5gJ0sgwjguhttps://t.co/N9PeJQoACr https://t.co/WKejJDDYbq
Retweeted by Sweet Emo-Shaun @trulyjennifer @NatGamesFM I did it in December back in 2005! @SEMurdoch That’s an excellent question, Sebastian! The truth is that the early launderers made a pact with the old… https://t.co/Kgz3d4SjI6 @colearydavidson @JeremiahCook1 @CatMScully @mashawrites It’s been a few years since I last did the books. This is… https://t.co/qL8hWGP4Np @jckphnx Boxers or boxer briefs. @Oh_Sneako Nah. But I keep meaning to get some at the store! See what that business is about.
12/1
2020
It’s snowing in Birmingham tonight while I listen to music and wash my clothes and daydream about the thing I want… https://t.co/UQLrCR2tFA @Rudy53088 I have jammies but I overheat easily so I usually end up in boxers and a t-shirt.It’s laundry night so AMA (about laundry). @thatguykentblue Thanks for grabbing a copy, Kent! And thanks for spreading the good word about the book! @TheNuminous1 It's literally 50% of my student loan debt. Getting my undergrad debt canceled at this point would be… https://t.co/coQqj2UgaDOn my Kindle there's an "expand your horizons" ad that recommends books, and lately it keeps recommending a book ab… https://t.co/9DKFBSnNYb @colearydavidson @JeremiahCook1 Right now I'm bouncing between NEVERWHERE by Neil Gaiman, JENNIFER STRANGE by… https://t.co/LyfI2Xrsvk @JeremiahCook1 Even though I hate having to lug it all from my apartment to the laundromat and back, there’s someth… https://t.co/3RAxFSH36JPlaying chore roulette to see if I go to the store or the laundromat tonight. Sure as hell not doing both! @alexiskienlen Thank you so much!!! That really brightens up my Monday. @NatGamesFM I think the founder said he picked it because it’s one of the “stay inside” months. But January or Febr… https://t.co/6qKVTd5s0GTHIS IS SO COOL https://t.co/HMBrVnKkSz @LBKroger Yeah and I completely spazzed. I meant to do it over the long weekend but then you know how it goes...Oh shit you guys I forgot to do nanowrimo can I copy someone's notesI write comics & video games: 👻 Ghost Recon: Breakpoint 💥 Green Lantern ✨Darkstar & Winter Guard 🦇 Deadlands 🗡 Onl… https://t.co/hBL1nmOiNR
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11/30
2020
I just used the phrase “window shopping for curtains” in an email to my parents. I didn’t do it as a joke. I think… https://t.co/JKdzja3Sx4 @thatguykentblue @GailSimone @rachfacelogic Thanks Kent! Rachel’s book is SO GOOD!This seems unnecessarily ominous. https://t.co/LmyQyhzUNuLove Tim Roth’s apartment in Reservoir Dogs, and his little speech to himself in the mirror where he tells himself… https://t.co/8UBP01JXqGReally loved this design! Hope we’ll see Felicia in future games in the series. https://t.co/u8ywDESrSE @damosays Also, why am I not being raptured in this story? Is it because I didn’t like the Mandalorian enough? @damosays I’m in this picture and I don’t like it @fidelasincastro Maybe it’s just my TV, but the whole episode looked Game of Thrones S8-level murky to me. Ahsoka looked really muted too. @jckphnx I didn’t used to be a casual! I basically lived in the EU through the 90s and early 00s. I bought the Ahso… https://t.co/2BlJlQxCct @jckphnx If that’s a real plot point then I stand by my aesthetic statement but respect the storytelling principle behind it! @jckphnx Is that a real thing? I haven’t watched the last season of Clone Wars or any of Rebels. @jckphnx Where is the lieGonna be honest—white isn’t a very interesting color for a lightsaber.
11/29
2020
Holy shit, Michael Biehn! #TheMandalorian
11/28
2020
Thanksgiving Day 2: took a day off from writing to be lazy and useless. Picked up some sushi and fried rice for lun… https://t.co/4NyAJtDreyThat moment when some angry and very petty staffers troll you in real life. https://t.co/BXf4Q1ttEu
Retweeted by Sweet Emo-ShaunSomebody come move my hand across the page for me. I have a Thanksgiving hangover and I didn't even eat a Thanksgiv… https://t.co/n0LCfvGUwZ @constantvoice @LisboetaIngles @Ross1982 @ParsonsFiction @kabauthor @BlakeDevours @WellReadBeard @timwaggonerhttps://t.co/3eiY4KxXpaI like this Sarah Connor T2 voiceover style McDonald’s has adopted. https://t.co/ydDlPs9cSf
11/27
2020
Thanksgiving spread here in Ham End. This one’s been in the oven all year, and still needs a bit more TLC before it… https://t.co/OxNTozKIpMI know it’s only Thursday but it FEELS like there should be a new episode of the Mandalorian today. https://t.co/t2IZpGMqMBI forgot the final act of Spider-Man PS4/5 is about a plague and an attempted fascist coup. Ah the joys of escapist entertainment.
11/26
2020

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