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the dogs are your exes. submit to DMs. only submit ur own stories! I’m @michaelaokla, 4 bznz contact@sheratesdogs.com 🌈🌈 MERCH and PODCAST linked below!!⬇️

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10/30
2020
@matchu_chutrain @MichaelaOkla The original tweet has the apple link sweetieNew episode out now! It’s HALLOWEEN & we have a list of things to do this year to be safe and still have fun like:… https://t.co/eBph3cbDrohe said WHAT https://t.co/28cjOCGUrV
10/28
2020
In this week’s episode we have @holy_schnitt to discuss ⁃Best ways of finding a therapist and getting the most out… https://t.co/Lez6W46gU4Where do tinder matches get the audacity !!! https://t.co/Ob041zv7Ce
10/25
2020
The Profile versus The Messages https://t.co/5fK4O4qQtW
10/24
2020
Men I’m begging you to not take this request personally https://t.co/yEqdlhO8UH @blawsten Ok I didn’t notice thatProof that Zuckerberg is censoring facts https://t.co/dVz8MnA2YJLISTEN! https://t.co/49FFsdm1Nh
10/23
2020
Was it really that deep Will? https://t.co/1U9MSOwq9cTHE FACE REPLY https://t.co/L4ZYTWitzB @ohokwednesday Usual Wines !! Code “DOGS” :)#EndSARS please take a moment to educate yourself on what’s been happening in Nigeria https://t.co/X7hjHRAW0L
10/21
2020
WHYYYYY -9/10 https://t.co/wjEN9JVPIw
10/19
2020
@andylanechapman A dog ;(Idk how to begin to address this https://t.co/92LZayU0Qw
10/17
2020
@MichaelaOkla @sheratesdogspod Wow me neither! I might listen on Spotify though, which is here: https://t.co/iH6DmQp13e @EDarkness @sheratesdogspod I never considered this @HDparx @sheratesdogspod Sheratesdogspod@gmail.com !!Been getting some wild questions for the podcast https://t.co/uOXZ04WHDwJust not my style sorry https://t.co/fiGnwsFe5f @midlifetimmy Ok truly does anybody know what this meansHELP https://t.co/Jor39W9WF8
10/14
2020
Yea dude why do you think she put that as her life goal https://t.co/aDuxwydRNMWOOOOO I ORDERED THE SRD MERCH I’VE BEEN WANTING ✨💫🌼⚡️🌞🤩 https://t.co/CWPezwhemY
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10/11
2020
The latest @sheratesdogspod was incredible. It was extremely informative and interesting quickly becoming one of the best pods out there
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10/8
2020
@dog_rates @AnnPetSpace @Trupanion I WANT HIM ILL.CRY I LOVE HIM I WANT HIM @holy_schnitt Who is this 🤬
10/7
2020
She was just existing 😭 https://t.co/0F0yYY985jhey!! important!! the episode I did with @sheratesdogspod is out now!! go listen!! I had so much fun and we talked… https://t.co/qoAEfXpt4t
Retweeted by SheRatesDogsUgh classic love story https://t.co/D5ok4SrtNx
10/6
2020
@ilovevladimir @_reecespuff_ THIS IS SO MUCH WORSE UGH WHY DO I TRY TO DO MATHFour hours later with the crucial afterthought https://t.co/kxYMPTKJXaExtend the same kindness, understanding, and forgiveness with yourself as you do with other people 💙 Read more sel… https://t.co/0MGO0H3TtC
Retweeted by SheRatesDogs @cottoncandaddy YESSS I’m taking Zyrtec every day and it helps a little @cottoncandaddy Omg same where is the Rain @meganeliz2898 Has he ever been schoolHow does anybody think this shit is funny https://t.co/twlTRzDojRHello click da link to choose where to listen😸😸😸 https://t.co/4iTkGReryY https://t.co/jjEfOy0nya
Retweeted by SheRatesDogs @sheratesdogspod Omg!! Cannot believe that man said his hickey was just spaghetti sauce! What a wild ride!
10/4
2020
@alecranki https://t.co/DfoEe3VF92Hope these two opposite men are having equally terrible days https://t.co/tzKt8l2pbY
10/3
2020
God please shut up https://t.co/dlTPy7dd5l @verygoodperson5 thank u 💜 @nbalding17 Hahahahaha wait picturing that makes it funnierThis was all within 24 hours of matching on tinder😭 https://t.co/FIDTdcKydu
10/2
2020
Incredibly confused by the drama of this https://t.co/AQEHupn8Qu
10/1
2020
sometimes @sheratesdogspod has me like legitimately crying tears of laughter on the way to work, I'm so glad masks… https://t.co/IT07cPcmPe
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9/30
2020
the one thing i do before sending a dumb opener to a tinder match is ask “would I see something like this on… https://t.co/r6hGXWkUt8
Retweeted by SheRatesDogs @AigisSimp @AvoMatthew NOBOFY SAW ANYTBINGI feel like I just went through so much https://t.co/uEFxCPa9Vf
9/29
2020
@YumeTsuretekita @sheratesdogspod @cottoncandaddy 😸😸 https://t.co/MmAXRTDWccWe have our first guest on @sheratesdogspod this week!! @cottoncandaddy will be joining us which is very exciting😸😸… https://t.co/rjpTr89TPc @ChelbyMustang Ma’am
9/28
2020
Apparently just saying something doesn’t make it true? https://t.co/s6kVOAkNt2
9/27
2020
hmmmmmmmmmm idk if that’s how it works https://t.co/dxmBr9LTmRLOWKEY AS HELL IS NUMBER 35 ON THE POP CHARTS ALREADY. THE POP CHARTS. WHAT THE HELL MAN. THANK U ANGEL PEOPLE BU… https://t.co/kwKyd9X5OD
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9/26
2020
Unequivocally: fuck that guy https://t.co/zYs7r0B3fv
Retweeted by SheRatesDogsNo thoughts head empty https://t.co/F7X4GKdanUNEW WATERPARKS (IT’S TIME) LOWKEY AS HELL (IT’S HERE) OUT NOW (SURE IS) JUST IMAGINE, IF YOU RT THIS WE CAN BE… https://t.co/DUsiACZnmW
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9/25
2020
you’re an og if you remember @MichaelaOkla having this as the @SheRatesDogs twitter icon. https://t.co/ZIQPZzumnG
Retweeted by SheRatesDogs @DarthLux Not even once!do u ever? https://t.co/hfumvKJX0E
9/24
2020
WHAT HAPPENED HERE https://t.co/hY6BBj2ARu
9/23
2020
@catcafeguy @hinge The profiles have questions/answers @catcafeguy It’s @hinge !!Ok YES https://t.co/Hal0ei0snL @jordmarley It’s literally just discrete fun with numbers it doesn’t help 😭 @glitterr_tearss I think married dudes just think there’s way more opportunity for them out there than there is & t… https://t.co/dcllN0JFedDoes this actually work for anybody https://t.co/Bqs7oXhbTHcatching up on @sheratesdogspod and almost lost my mind laughing at this episode highly recommend https://t.co/84MIJrL9JQ
Retweeted by SheRatesDogsThis semester I don’t have class on Tuesday and @sheratesdogspod comes out on Tuesdays... it’s officially my favourite day of the week
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9/22
2020
@milkinhisbag Ppl on tinder just cannot stop talking about UI promise this isn’t hot😭 https://t.co/CtDJ9iNKyp
9/21
2020
I like how he assumed she didn’t understand what he was alluding to the first time https://t.co/KvkFqwpK6m
9/19
2020
would anyone like to join me in donating to the downtown women’s center in LA today? just 25 bucks can provide food… https://t.co/ypcJygKxns
Retweeted by SheRatesDogsPerhaps a bit much....? https://t.co/LA9XgSJKuuI keep referring to Mat’s newest love interest as “Lance” even though that’s not his name and we brought him up on… https://t.co/OEkyZpfa1U
Retweeted by SheRatesDogs @lilcrunchwrapp Omg I’m so glad u liked it!!
9/18
2020
@liv_just4 Thank you so much🥰🥰❤️Do u think she’s trying to give him a hint https://t.co/ClIgrNabarLETS GOOOOO https://t.co/MmAXRTDWcc https://t.co/wbDiZbyOeu
9/17
2020
That’s so awkward dude😭 https://t.co/FcUUW6mRBK
9/16
2020
Trying to say no to sending nudes like https://t.co/IY9DPqEnxtNew @sheratesdogspod episode with @matchu_chutrain and @MichaelaOkla about red flags out now!! Google/Spotify/Appl… https://t.co/eiWRs5ZsODThe stability https://t.co/Z0VArkYbXW
9/15
2020
gROW UP https://t.co/PzioCqcLq0
9/14
2020
my ex told his side chick his pic with me on social media was because i’m dying of cancer https://t.co/rSVQ5ptK3U
Retweeted by SheRatesDogs @GlamandGore @anthonypadilla Congratulations angel🥰🥰🥰 @HDparx IDK THIS IS ALL I HAVE @suzanneja1997 LOVE
9/10
2020
@kennedeileerose SPAGHETTI @Steph_Pear Omg hope u like it!!! @Andromeda_artis 🥰🥰🥰❤️ @heyhaleyrae SHE DIDNT KNOW @poutingbeauty EXCUSE ME @caitlinnbethh LMAO @danikafontaine OH MY GOD
9/9
2020

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