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I’m gonna have to go ahead and ask you both to go ahead and leave right now to leave now ~ she/her

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It should not be easier to buy an AR-15 than it is to vote.
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3/25
2021
I relate to the cicada in that I’ve been cooped up inside way too long and when I finally emerge you’ll be able to hear me yelling for miles
Retweeted by Briana Shervinskie @allie_wonderly If it makes you feel any better, you were the person I thought of when I read that tweetself hate is dead, we r delusionally sexy now
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3/22
2021
solidarity with sex workers or shut the fuck up
Retweeted by Briana ShervinskieToday & every day https://t.co/xJulXxHle1
Retweeted by Briana Shervinskie1 in 1,400 women on my birth control pill alone will develop blood clots every year, but 30 out of 17,000,000 devel… https://t.co/5wfdbjHBYJ
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3/17
2021
“my ex was crazy” tell us what you did to her
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3/16
2021
Someone please come play heads up with me
3/5
2021
Im sorry but why can't everyone dry swallow pills ??? Do you also have to gulp water before u eat food??? Are u sti… https://t.co/DjhiUGTCNa
Retweeted by Briana ShervinskieOne thing I think people don't quite understand is that when I say "my migraines are under control" there's a lot o… https://t.co/eRX2c1WWiR
Retweeted by Briana ShervinskieJust listened to playing god like 20 times in row, so, glad to see the teenage angst does not in fact fade with age
3/4
2021
no one dresses better than the starling in her cloak of many stars https://t.co/Sqf2RCS2Er
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3/3
2021
@FocusFeatures @emmamovie @torigraceee13 💚Such news! It’s @EmmaMovie’s 1 Year Anniversary and to celebrate, we’re giving away an exclusively designed tote ba… https://t.co/iPTBlyTyev
Retweeted by Briana ShervinskieDo this dance with me? #March1st #nexttonormal
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3/2
2021
@allie_wonderly @thomas_hamrick I thought you’d never ask. Thomas were coming over to make mashed potatoes, you’re the judge. @allie_wonderly @thomas_hamrick No Thomas, I’ll send you the best recipe (with the skins) @allie_wonderly Yes they provide wonderful texture and belong in every batch of mashed potatoes
2/24
2021
this by @MaraWilson is the second great piece today to come out of reflections on britney, agency, and the way fame… https://t.co/q9aTG1tYCc
Retweeted by Briana ShervinskieThere’s literally no reason to peel potatoes, stop it.
2/23
2021
“are u ok?” no but i’m pretty
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2/18
2021
when a Native person tells you something is offensive to Natives, your only acceptable response is “okay, I will st… https://t.co/9U7OViNzBc
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2/11
2021
@SadieWalshaw I see it now: I’ll include a roller coaster that I’m excited to ride one day, a roller coaster that I… https://t.co/w6TbD61fna @SadieWalshaw You say that now. I’m going to make all of you regret this by turning it into a weekly newsletter. You’re welcome 😘
2/10
2021
@EricSatre excuse my colloquialism, definitely *roller* coastersMy only personality trait is emailing my friends videos of new coasters, so lemme know if you want in on thisI’m not “wasting my 20s” in a pandemic, I am hibernating and will emerge more powerful than anyone thought possible
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2/9
2021
I want one https://t.co/8lZRATC58r
Retweeted by Briana ShervinskieThis halftime show is just giving me flashbacks of 2nd floor cotterman when @allie_wonderly would only play the weeknd @torigraceee13 @thomas_hamrick I just want mushrooms on my pizza😫 @torigraceee13 @thomas_hamrick So that’s why you get double the rice and no vegetables with your hibachi? @thomas_hamrick @torigraceee13 Neither of you eat olives. This decision doesn’t even involve you @torigraceee13 You don’t eat vegetables, so you don’t get a say @torigraceee13 She only comes out every once in a while and she is vicious @torigraceee13 I love angry, football Tori
2/8
2021
How the hell did olives make it on to supreme pizza if mushrooms didn’t?
2/7
2021
women who mock men for their height/weight/penis size while loudly claiming they are body-positive<<<
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2/1
2021
Pierogis with sour cream go dummy hard minimal cap
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1/30
2021
CODAS (Child of Deaf Adult(s) deserve a lot of respect 💯
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1/23
2021
i'm so sick of the misogyny https://t.co/kIFeK4noUY
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1/20
2021
go off Brenna https://t.co/6EJUZ6uzmO
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1/5
2021
Is she being rude, or have you been socially conditioned into believing that women should be warm, positive and fri… https://t.co/gfxlN910oj
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1/4
2020
Cannot think of an activity more desirable than Getting Coffee and Walking Around
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12/28
2020
every year it blows my mind to think about how jesus was born in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.
Retweeted by Briana Shervinskie @thomas_hamrick @emilyincincy @nah_woods @JocelynTisch @orionbrock Yes pleasemerry Christmas hugh grant
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12/26
2020
Lily has always wanted a YT channel. I’m surprising her this year with a whole setup. I know she’d LOVE IT if she a… https://t.co/UpsrcvG2GB
Retweeted by Briana ShervinskieI’m an adult, and I’ll eat as much candy as I want.
12/24
2020
Growing up, my Muslim family never celebrated Christmas. This year I am not going home, because pandemic, so my roo… https://t.co/lRk7Hvx1Ef
Retweeted by Briana Shervinskie @DavidJollyFL The Muppet Christmas Carol https://t.co/0MYl0zT1NB
12/21
2020
Check out our giveaway over on Instagram! Win one of these cozy ear warmers 😍🧡 https://t.co/U3fRsUU0yu https://t.co/MVFD7DYW5I
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12/19
2020
think of the joy men would feel if they would let themselves read children's books about magical girls doing brave things
Retweeted by Briana Shervinskieit is getting harder to tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen and pour myself a cup of ambition
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12/18
2020
@abbie_c_sherv @KnitfullyYours https://t.co/CbZp6ZZr4Z @KnitfullyYours Is the past tense of knit, knit?
12/17
2020
Fine, I get it. Robert Redford was beautiful. A blonde man that looks great with it without the beard? I’ll support the hyperun
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12/13
2020
@claudia_girardi Mike’s never been one to pass up an opportunity @KnitfullyYours Mom and I hit a deer right as we were passing dad lol we’re all okay, but I’ve never seen someone so excited about roadkill
12/12
2020
Raise your hand if you have roadkill in the freezer 🙋🏻‍♀️
12/11
2020
@BasicallyAutumn @wildaffairs_ @moonlightmtn These are soo cool!
12/4
2020
6-year-old: I'm not a little girl anymore. Me: So you're a big girl? 6: No, I'm a dragon.
Retweeted by Briana Shervinskiei wish i was a dinosaur
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12/3
2020
birth control should be for men.. it should've always been for men.
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11/25
2020
@thomas_hamrick I will be driving to you, ordering a double grapefruit vodka tonic and then we will sing can’t fight this feeling
11/24
2020
if 👏 your 👏 adaptation 👏 of 👏 A 👏 Christmas 👏 Carol👏 doesn’t 👏 include 👏 rizzo 👏 the 👏 rat 👏 it’s 👏 not 👏 intersectional 👏
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11/23
2020
Do you ever just realize that the 24 hour news cycle is killing you? Lololol
11/18
2020
teach your sons to weave flower crowns and recite poems and bake their favorite breads 2020 teach your daughters t… https://t.co/h84euPmvW3
Retweeted by Briana ShervinskieBernadette Peters? Whitney Houston? Whoopi? Victor Garber? Jason Alexander? A black Cinderella and a Filipino prince? You can’t beat itWhy are they still making Cinderella remakes when it’s obvious that we’ll never be able to top the ‘97 Brandy version?
11/17
2020
buy that book from an indie seller. you don’t need it in two days. you aren’t going to read it for six months anyway.
Retweeted by Briana ShervinskieI mean... is anyone really surprised that Donald Trump is trying to force himself on us even after we said no?
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11/15
2020
this came to me in a vision after getting sexually harassed on a hike 🔪🔪🔪 (cc @CSMFHT) https://t.co/LrhJ9CZhT1
Retweeted by Briana ShervinskieOkay literally everyone there is awesome, my degree is definitely sponsored by three olives grapefruit vodka and tonic
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11/11
2020
@thomas_hamrick @torigraceee13 wanna weigh in? @thomas_hamrick You’re wrong. It’s obviously Elle woods, Dolly Levi, and Corny Collins
11/10
2020
LETS ALL DRINK YUENGLING AND EAT MIDDLESWARTH TODAY BABY https://t.co/6YrAyoeaGs
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11/7
2020
Before you get all riled up about the slaughtering of those mink: they were on that farm to be killed for their fur anywayall the dinosaurs voted
Retweeted by Briana ShervinskieAt the end of the day, regardless of where these results take us, it is undeniable that we white women as a demogra… https://t.co/8TDl3vG1kn
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11/6
2020
🚨GIVEAWAY ALERT🚨 Winter is almost here, and to celebrate, I have partnered with @KnitfullyYours to give away this… https://t.co/rvto0Saa0J
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11/1
2020
We have allowed men to think they are funny for entirely too long
Retweeted by Briana Shervinskie“The Witch”, by Kandaurov Anton (1899) https://t.co/V9nVa9zzqd
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10/30
2020
I would like to say that not all Pennsylvanians are in love with fracking
10/23
2020
@JacquilynArt First year Jackie, is that you?Just wanna let all my bitches know I love them.
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10/22
2020
🗣 people dont need to be sober and drug-free to deserve food and shelter and kindness🗣
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10/21
2020
Men only want ONE THING and it's to have a portrait hidden in their attic that becomes ugly and twisted while they… https://t.co/jFf41KsJxO
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10/15
2020
My sexual preference is not to have Amy Coney Barrett decide my rights.
Retweeted by Briana ShervinskieLet me be as clear as I can be. Despite what Trump's extreme, right-wing Supreme Court nominee may believe, it is w… https://t.co/l3lKaqmS2i
Retweeted by Briana ShervinskieSo a fetus in the first trimester should be protected by the state but a 1 week old newborn born in a detention cen… https://t.co/aW2wSYvvQU
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10/14
2020
When politicians use faith as an excuse to pass and uphold laws that seize control of people’s bodies but not guara… https://t.co/U8ZlaT36F1
Retweeted by Briana ShervinskieJust wait til you hear what racists call us. https://t.co/iapR0QROs7
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10/12
2020
We made this for 2016, but now it’s time to participate in the sequel! Show up and vote. #Throwback #Ham4Vote https://t.co/49pt5xKMJZ
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10/11
2020
@BasicallyAutumn You definitely should!
10/10
2020
Even if Planned Parenthood only performed abortions they’d still deserve funding just so we’re clear on that
Retweeted by Briana ShervinskieWhen broadway returns Fall 202? give the ppl what they REALLY want. A Legally Blonde revival.
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10/9
2020

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