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Retweeted by 👽 @atkinsonfasho Who knows at this pointI’m no political pundit but I grew up w a dad who was a federal prosecutor & he taught me a lot & I’ve also sat a f…
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Rance Allen’s impact!! Black folks are so cold. He’s just fooling, but I still came * this* close to catching the…
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Cancel student debt. That’s the tweet.
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