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Just another glitch in the Matrix || DM opened if you want to talk or vent 🤗 #CFC || #FootyTwitter •🎮 •PSN : OG_Mugabe

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Retweeted by HammurabïIn all things give thanks.
Retweeted by HammurabïMax Mart they don’t respect o hm https://t.co/S6jzmRkK07
Retweeted by HammurabïAnother 100gb loading https://t.co/eSTZKWbHgcGetaways @adjoabb 😂😂😂 ah @fatbellynana 📝📝 @1dougjay Dem dey stress me passThought I needed a Polaroid camera then went to AliExpress. Looks like my budget won't be matching my needs this timeAugust 2020 security update rolls out for Google Pixel, Samsung Galaxy S20, and more Samsung phones https://t.co/P6eP6JwoZu
Retweeted by HammurabïNaw fr tho. 😭😭😭 https://t.co/1WXG0sF0f2
Retweeted by HammurabïGoogle offering 3 months of Disney+/Stadia Pro, 100GB of Dropbox/Google One, and more for Chromebook users https://t.co/oAPasNKlpW
Retweeted by HammurabïKnew this Miracast will end up being useful in the long runI just got kicked out of a flat earth Facebook group because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing guideline had… https://t.co/HJqeNsmJDF
Retweeted by Hammurabï😂 https://t.co/rt10VaKhyo🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Personal terms of a 5-year-deal are close to being agreed for Jadon Sancho to Manchester United! https://t.co/tcuQT8xSPP
Retweeted by HammurabïAgent Drinks 😎 What an irony that our worst players are so good as agents. He even tagged Chelsea and Chilwell in… https://t.co/JlQS9qgAn4
Retweeted by HammurabïPlease type in “Africa” in the GIF bar😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Retweeted by HammurabïBoston Dynamics CEO Rob Playter is coming to Disrupt 2020 to talk robotics and automation. Get your pass today and… https://t.co/vuAMP96IDp
Retweeted by HammurabïWastemenSell them all!! https://t.co/oSNLMhNGon“I will not die”- Efya reacts to Prophet Nigel’s prophecy of doom - https://t.co/DZddPB1Gai
Retweeted by HammurabïThree years ago today, Neymar joined PSG for €222 million, the most expensive deal in history. You could buy some… https://t.co/vp2UCXzPrM
Retweeted by HammurabïTill she farts and your whole life becomes deja vu to you https://t.co/SM1ArK4v3V
Retweeted by Hammurabï @gil_t_gh Every once in a while😍😍😍 https://t.co/MaZDwS6bhgWillian has refused another bid from Chelsea to extend his contract until June 2022. Still no agreement. Arsenal ar… https://t.co/7pQfDxqBcq
Retweeted by Hammurabï @stadiumastro Winners pattern: * Liverpool (1 in 30 years) * Bayern (8 in 8 years) * PSG (8 in 9 years) * Real M… https://t.co/8km0niMpEM
Retweeted by HammurabïFinale @SuperJoeyy @mash_233 Potatoes gonna potate agendas gonna agendate 😂 @mash_233 😂😂😂 she no go come online anytime soon @Braa_Kusi Hmm @mash_233 😂😂 I dey come block you den that Account all @its_comoo Nah MobileWinner winner chicken dinner! https://t.co/WCWJKiMpTd https://t.co/CNI4jMtU8OI remember one time I followed up with an “ei you’ve aired me” and got aired again😂 https://t.co/ik0zWunSvv
Retweeted by HammurabïSomeone said “you’ll be in better company once you stop adjusting your boundaries to accommodate disrespect” and I couldn’t agree more
Retweeted by Hammurabïnot to mention that the origin of thanksgiving ALONE is more violent
Retweeted by Hammurabïdaily mail look me in the eye and explain to me how americans celebrate thanksgiving https://t.co/KsbvZxRCdS
Retweeted by HammurabïLRT why is that funny? 🤭RIP to him but imagine visiting your nan at the cemetery and suddenly you’re at a Red Star Belgrade away day https://t.co/XQYlHoGKk2
Retweeted by HammurabïThe moment two US astronauts splash down off the coast of Florida on return from the International Space Station, f… https://t.co/J670XhZ8PL
Retweeted by Hammurabï @BarbieDoo_ Happy birthday Barbs, have a great day and cheers to many more🍾🎉Thank God
Retweeted by HammurabïNever put off until tomorrow all the fun you can have today.- Aldous Huxley https://t.co/Pn54nzflBO #quote
Retweeted by HammurabïOh beautiful, just like that https://t.co/KxI39ypCYVIf you know it is a bait and these men are in relationships, are do they allow themselves get caught in it? https://t.co/cwjeSRsseh
Retweeted by HammurabïLmao so many mad opinions on this app tbhDecentralised toto, love to see it. Cryptototo moving around like bitcoin. A massive W😏🙏 https://t.co/fI1PdmAlrH
Retweeted by HammurabïADB sees pandemic slashing 2020 global remittances by over $100 billion https://t.co/gohB6dR9sO https://t.co/vC9Jqqwxdu
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8/3
2020
JUST IN: Lord & Taylor, America's oldest department store, files for bankruptcy
Retweeted by HammurabïPeople read your tweets, develop rage for you and wait for when you goof a little so they can make it a full blown… https://t.co/F9oQlOvzck
Retweeted by HammurabïSo the Corona ankasa e dey Ghana ? 🤷🏽‍♂️😅🤣 https://t.co/fLVd7YBw1X
Retweeted by HammurabïThe corona be state of mind eh? https://t.co/mic5lGA6o5 @MarciaTurnah Lmao I'm yet to start mine too, so we move? @MarciaTurnah We move? @JC_inta No. Bye @JC_inta Me? https://t.co/o3GG1ap5ou @JC_inta Sound sleep 😆Touch and keep 🙈 Amen https://t.co/KwJLhMtJHw
Retweeted by HammurabïAlaafin of Oyo and some of his wives https://t.co/ijYWFdsKTd
Retweeted by HammurabïFirst birthday as Ajacied! ✗✗✗ 🥳 Enjoy your day, Mo! ♡ #KudusDream https://t.co/mLKYfLjhCJ
Retweeted by HammurabïThis doesn't happen in Ghana. I don't think so https://t.co/8WqpQgkydo
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Retweeted by HammurabïI had the perfect picture It was all laid out for me But I feel like I'm in love with the pain fam Cos it's the same old storyMy bed go break https://t.co/JoIMNgxVZL.@NASA astronauts aboard @SpaceX Crew Dragon return to Earth https://t.co/vNWmGOBNhR https://t.co/UgMtvngck7Beautiful splash.@NASA astronauts aboard @SpaceX Crew Dragon return to Earth https://t.co/3Ype7DmBHd
Retweeted by Hammurabï @mash_233 😂 never enoughFor the most part, people are happy in their 20s, then feel less satisfied in their 30s, bottoming out between the… https://t.co/lPtQmM4B38
Retweeted by Hammurabï81-year-old Alaafin of Oyo, Oba Lamidi Adeyemi, pictured with some of his younger wives❤🥰 https://t.co/bp9nB12Yb3
Retweeted by Hammurabï @B4dman_ Thanks @B4dman_ What be the song en title?A mood 😂 https://t.co/8F4E6wYpV4This sign should read “Welcome to Nigeria. Anything wey you see, take am like that”. https://t.co/YM83cgv50Y
Retweeted by Hammurabïre-reading messages where i expressed my feelings & got lil too soft 🥴 https://t.co/6Tnx24v0Zk
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Retweeted by HammurabïThese findings intrigue me https://t.co/HMCirnn0q5BREAKING: Eddie Howe leaves role as Bournemouth head coach by mutual consent. https://t.co/WjYfYB64ND
Retweeted by HammurabïLatin America coronavirus death toll surges past 200,000 https://t.co/ZiXph3Y4JX https://t.co/CxdlGazAA9
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8/2
2020
One thing I will never be is a person who has sex
Retweeted by HammurabïWhen racism works 🤝 https://t.co/6lhc3xtnbo
Retweeted by HammurabïUncle has been put to sleep. https://t.co/iiBcJlbgC5
Retweeted by Hammurabï @JC_inta Lol hmmm @yawjeffrey @kwameA_B @gphig_shot LolI'm probably pregnantSo there's bread, condensed milk and groundnut paste. I'm getting ideasMe and my brother Arsenal Chief Priest @lekan_kingkong consulted the gods after a simultaneous bad dream and the go… https://t.co/8GS4Djwu4T
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8/1
2020

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