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Simone @simone042 Glasgow, Scotland

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Joined Twitter 11/8/11


How pathetic do you feel when you have the cold 🤒
9/18
2019
Watched #OddOneOut tonight and I’ll never understand why people would ever be intentionally nasty to someone and hu… https://t.co/TJYgQxnG40
9/17
2019
It’s amazing what a decent nights sleep and no Sunday hangover can do for your mood 💆🏽‍♀️
9/15
2019
That new Cadbury’s advert really pulls on yer heartstrings 😢
9/14
2019
Our #Kilmarnock depot have been fundraising this week for @Beatson_Charity with bake sales, homemade lunches for sa… https://t.co/qIRwkhddDH
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9/13
2019
Crazy how small a world it is. People are doing things they think you’ll have no idea about, everyone knows someone ... 🌍🤗
9/9
2019
@kimmmxo__ I just always feel on a Friday I should win. I have a wee feeling that it’s going to be me then it’s alw… https://t.co/3f59cLKFR0Does anyone actually know someone whose won that #CashRegister or do they just phone actors who are good at soundin… https://t.co/XOkGkf33Va
9/6
2019
The character of Arthur Shelby is genius. He’s evil but yet you still feel sorry for him #PeakyBlinders
9/1
2019
@gd_mcgregor Must be me not paying my bills again 🤔Anyone else on EE and their iMessages aren’t delivering?
8/30
2019
Blonde woman, top left. She is all of us 😂 https://t.co/3EG7DHl32d
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8/27
2019
That “Glaswegian” accent in #PeakyBlinders 😭😭😭 I can’t watch 🙆🏽‍♀️
8/26
2019
Wonder what sort of person you are if you take the time to txt into a radio station to tell them you’re sunbathing 🤔
8/25
2019
My sister talked me in to giving blood today. She faints on Buchanan Street and then I faint having lunch. Never again. @Dannmcx My banisters gleaming now 🙊🙊Is there a better Saturday morning housework tune than Spice Girls - Stop? 💃🏼 🧼
8/24
2019
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8/22
2019
Heartbreaking viewing this #JadeGoody documentary, certainly puts what you think are problems into perspective 😢. Brave woman.
8/21
2019
What an absolute nonsense 😭 https://t.co/uY2O1EJrFPSelling stuff on eBay is absolutely more hassle than it’s worth.
8/20
2019
Watching #deliveringbabies and these midwifes deserve medals what amazing people ❤️ too many emotions on a Sunday night!
8/18
2019
How hard is it picking new specks, especially when you can’t actually see through them to see yourself in the mirror 🤓
8/17
2019
Does anyone else lie in bed and just know tomorrow’s going to be a rubbish day before it’s even started 😢 stuff of nightmares that.
8/14
2019
oh my god, i need this to be me in 20 years https://t.co/xJ4RIrpBiD
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8/12
2019
Wasn’t emotionally prepared for the Lion King tonight 😢
8/7
2019
I need a holiday ☀️💆🏽‍♀️
8/6
2019
You don’t realise how bad your eyes are until you need to read they wee boards in the airport 🤓
8/2
2019
I love when you buy something with a discount then it goes back up to full price #winning
7/26
2019
Sitting watching an itv program called sewer men. Surely things can only get more exciting from here on in eh? 💩💩
7/25
2019
I got Maura all wrong. What a girl #girlcode #LoveIsland https://t.co/QK12tKwfpA
7/23
2019
Anyone else feel like they are at a disadvantage when the washing basket hasn’t got a lot in it when the forecast i… https://t.co/n5In5znUow
7/22
2019
People are driving like there is 10ft of snow on the road. It’s rain people, happens every now and then in Glasgow 🙄
7/19
2019
❤️ goosebumps https://t.co/eljRzKvR1D
7/17
2019
I wish there was an app to count sheep 🐑 #helpmesleep
7/15
2019
I don’t day drink anymore but am so fond of the the two drunk guys who have clearly been watching this seagull stea… https://t.co/Y45vMrBaF9
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7/14
2019
My havyfever has decided to be the worst it’s ever been on a day I’m planning to spend in a grassy park 😥🙄 #trnsmt2019
7/13
2019
Poor Amy 💔 #loveisland https://t.co/YxjjeGLXwJ
7/9
2019
Sure it’s funny that you can listen to a song 100 times before, then you suddenly hear a different meaning to it 🤔
7/6
2019
Sad that a show like #loveisland airs a contestant mocking someone’s accent. Suppose because it’s a Scottish accent… https://t.co/I5DKQh2CZk
6/16
2019
Glasgow did itself proud tonight on #60daysonthestreets
3/28
2019
@riverislandhelp hi I got a notification from app that I had a promo of £10 off but when I clicked on it and logged… https://t.co/fdeTbVKEaV
3/19
2019
People huv tae know! Our competition winners have braved the dreich Ayrshire weather to join @McCarryJane this morn… https://t.co/uEkuCdI304
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3/16
2019
Jack Whitehall just seems to be insulting everyone he’s attempting to interview. Bit awkies #BritAwards2019
2/20
2019
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1/30
2019
Far too many people driving about with just their wee headlights on at the front and nothing at the back. What even… https://t.co/sOgvwMKpRm
1/22
2019
@PG67_ But what was your excuse before you started uni 🤔
1/7
2019
Gemma Collins is fabulous Sunday night entertainment 😂 not sure if it was meant to be funny right enough 🤔 #DancingOnIce
1/6
2018
@grahasuz Aka groceries if you stay in G77 💁🏽‍♀️ @gd_mcgregor And council tonic was on special #schweppes @gd_mcgregor I managed to obtain two full bags.People are in that Tesco like the worlds ending. No bread or dip for my chips 😭 then a woman wanted to square go me… https://t.co/OVqOOs3LEd
12/31
2018
@PG67_ See that video 😤
12/10
2018
What’s the point in an unscented candle 🤔? #WednesdayWisdom #pointless
12/5
2018
@AshGdnr Of course 🕯Absolutely nothing is more therapeutic than a good clean of your house #simplethings
11/26
2018
Anne’s facial expressions are life 👀😂 #ImACeleb
11/25
2018
Well done Anne! ⭐⭐ That Trial was pretty offal tbf. #ImACeleb https://t.co/8KfJUFycc5
Retweeted by SimoneWee Anne makes my heart burst she’s a wee soul #AnneHegertytowin #ImaCeleb @RobHutchings1 @IanLoftus1 Well done Rob 🚌
11/20
2018
How is Fleur East not breaking a sweat in the jungle with a leather looking jacket? I’m sweating watching her #imacelebrity
11/18
2018
@MartinJGibbon @StagecoachSW @YouTube Love this Martin
11/17
2018
Trying out a new fake tan makes me feel a bit nervous. Will I be golden brown tomorrow or wotsit orange 🤷🏽‍♀️ #risky #faketanthursdays
11/15
2018
When @meganfinlayX thought a police man was onto her... 😂👮🏻‍♂️ #daymade https://t.co/9nKucygrRc
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11/14
2018
We're delighted to announce our new partnership with @alzscot. We've designed a new journey assistance card to make… https://t.co/WA7BRfn3ud
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10/26
2018
Did anyone else see that wee bless Nathan celebrate on #thechase it’s made my Monday 😂 #playitcool
10/22
2018
I think Kleenex getting rid of “mansize” hankies incase it offends anyone is really the start of the end of the world as know it 😐
10/18
2018
Why are people late? Has to be one of the most annoying things to do to someone #rude
10/7
2018
Pretty woman has to be up there with one of the greatest films ever made #chickflick
10/4
2018
You’d only catch me queuing in the rain for the new Victoria secrets shop if I was going to come out looking like a… https://t.co/yXuALAHDjU
9/26
2018
See when people park in my space 😤
9/25
2018
#TheCircle spent tonight watching a group of strangers group chat, a straight guy pretending to be his girlfriend a… https://t.co/N6rgtbclla
9/18
2018
#theisland is generating some good eye-candy and that Paris needs to go pronto
9/16
2018
That last episode of power 😮
9/13
2018
See that forge advert! They people certainly don’t make Glasgow 🙆🏽‍♀️🙆🏽‍♀️😭😭 #cringe
8/29
2018
Longest two minutes of your life is waiting for your washing machine to finish if you’re going out and want to hand it up first 🙄
7/21
2018
Obv not into football, but I do enjoy a wee penalty shoot out #intense #isitcominghome ??
7/3
2018
Steam mopping my floor in this heat probably wasn’t one of my better ideas 😭😭💦💦
6/28
2018
@lisaxo90 He’s a bit of a wet fart too though that Alex, he could be doing with some enthusiasm to help his situation out! @lisaxo90 Ye he’s such a wee creepEyal is such a wet fart of a man #LoveIsIand
6/12
2018
It’s one of those days already and I haven’t even finished drying my hair 😭😭😭
5/14
2018
@GlasgowCC Great idea, if only someone could get round to emptying them. That “brand new” bin has been overflowing… https://t.co/fLSQOHL1lH
5/8
2018
@Wallis_Help hi I ordered in store last night with the understanding it was nominated Friday delivery and got an em… https://t.co/Rlz5qoa0tp
5/4
2018
Alarm set for 230am 😭 but at least it’s to go on holiday #hendo
4/5
2018
My neighbours are having a rave by the sounds of it. Not what you’re needing on a Wednesday night 😭😭😭
4/4
2018
Getting ID’d in home bargains for de-icer has to be an a time low for me, if I’m honest.
3/19
2018
Saturday night tv leaves a lot to be desired 🙄
3/17
2018
Cannot beat a bit of #oneborn total rollercoaster of emotions 😭😭
3/11
2018
Who you calling a flump? Ah Still Game I’ve missed ye!
3/8
2018
@pritchmyers87 I never thought of him 😱 as if he hasn’t caused enough chaos #selfishbeast hahaSo, someone’s stolen my blue recycle bin 🤷🏽‍♀️
3/6
2018
@ashley___x There was a tweet from Barrhead and someone asked if M&S is still open and someone asked if China buffet is 😂 @ashley___x It’s driving me crazy reading how thick people are @trafficscotland Some of the comments on twitter/Facebook are killing me. “Bareheaded is closed today” then people… https://t.co/ht0UoBxk0d#Kilmarnock, still no services going to Glasgow. 4 services will terminate at southcraigs.
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3/1
2018
Anyone traveling from Glasgow to Ayrshire, please make your way to either Buchanan Bus Station or Waterloo Street,… https://t.co/8nxAw2PinP
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2/28
2018
Watching the #FGMDetectives program has made me feel physically sick.
2/27
2018
Bit easier getting out of bed on this cold dark morning knowing it’s my last day at work before a week off 💁🏽‍♀️
2/23
2018
Is it just me that’s feeling a bit awkward with this Kendrick Lamar performance at the #britawards 😭🙈
2/21
2018

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