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Simone @simone042 Glasgow, Scotland

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Joined Twitter 11/8/11


Wireless charging for passengers on new Scottish Citylink Edinburgh-Glasgow coach fleet @ScotCitylink @ADLbushttps://t.co/jQjqrz4mN6
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1/8
2019
Had my slimming world weight in tonight post Christmas and I didn’t gain. It’s a Christmas miracle 🤰🎄
12/30
2019
Anyone else watching sticks and stones on itv. It’s making me feel sick. Horrible to think people can be so cruel 😢
12/18
2019
Luckily times have changed ... https://t.co/ID8R4jSUPz
12/2
2019
That John Lewis adverts annoying me already.
11/19
2019
Sometimes you just need to find a happy place 💆🏽‍♀️ https://t.co/rvep8KluaP
10/27
2019
Retweet the fuck out of this!! https://t.co/IoyvVMMXEd
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10/11
2019
Don't forget to come see us tomorrow at @asda Toryglen, G42 0AE from 8am. We're bringing @lorraine's… https://t.co/2ti0KRP3QF
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10/9
2019
What’s happened to Instagram? I can’t see what other people like. That was my favourite bit 😢
10/8
2019
Beep beep, all aboard the Boob Bus! We'll be at @asda Toryglen, Glasgow this Thurs 10th October from 8am. Come al… https://t.co/9hFUhOnAAh
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10/7
2019
“Filthy piece of toe-rag” is the new “Please leave my town”. #FilthyPieceOfToeRag https://t.co/HyIOL0ucyg
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10/6
2019
@lisaxo90 @samfendermusic @JadeKhal Pressure was on Lisa 💆🏽‍♀️😂Got our @samfendermusic tickets for Barrowland in March 💃🏼 @JadeKhal
9/27
2019
Everyone tonight when there still isn’t water in G69 ... 🚿 https://t.co/qpuyaKjHrm
9/25
2019
❤️ https://t.co/dBQkU6MscVAnyone got a student beans account so I can get 20% discount on shoes I need from river island 🙄??
9/24
2019
Social media is full of the memories today 🧐
9/23
2019
The noises I hear in this house sometimes when I’m lying in bed are freaking me out. Currently sounds like someone’… https://t.co/DkhThsp9Wq
9/22
2019
Just been ID’d in Aldi’s buying my wee cans of gin for tomorrow. And better still my wee sister didn’t. Simple thin… https://t.co/NxnZPfVqZu
9/20
2019
How pathetic do you feel when you have the cold 🤒
9/18
2019
Watched #OddOneOut tonight and I’ll never understand why people would ever be intentionally nasty to someone and hu… https://t.co/TJYgQxnG40
9/17
2019
It’s amazing what a decent nights sleep and no Sunday hangover can do for your mood 💆🏽‍♀️
9/15
2019
That new Cadbury’s advert really pulls on yer heartstrings 😢
9/14
2019
Our #Kilmarnock depot have been fundraising this week for @Beatson_Charity with bake sales, homemade lunches for sa… https://t.co/qIRwkhddDH
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9/13
2019
Crazy how small a world it is. People are doing things they think you’ll have no idea about, everyone knows someone ... 🌍🤗
9/9
2019
@kimmmxo__ I just always feel on a Friday I should win. I have a wee feeling that it’s going to be me then it’s alw… https://t.co/3f59cLKFR0Does anyone actually know someone whose won that #CashRegister or do they just phone actors who are good at soundin… https://t.co/XOkGkf33Va
9/6
2019
The character of Arthur Shelby is genius. He’s evil but yet you still feel sorry for him #PeakyBlinders
9/1
2019
@gd_mcgregor Must be me not paying my bills again 🤔Anyone else on EE and their iMessages aren’t delivering?
8/30
2019
Blonde woman, top left. She is all of us 😂 https://t.co/3EG7DHl32d
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8/27
2019
That “Glaswegian” accent in #PeakyBlinders 😭😭😭 I can’t watch 🙆🏽‍♀️
8/26
2019
Wonder what sort of person you are if you take the time to txt into a radio station to tell them you’re sunbathing 🤔
8/25
2019
My sister talked me in to giving blood today. She faints on Buchanan Street and then I faint having lunch. Never again. @Dannmcx My banisters gleaming now 🙊🙊Is there a better Saturday morning housework tune than Spice Girls - Stop? 💃🏼 🧼
8/24
2019
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8/22
2019
Heartbreaking viewing this #JadeGoody documentary, certainly puts what you think are problems into perspective 😢. Brave woman.
8/21
2019
What an absolute nonsense 😭 https://t.co/uY2O1EJrFPSelling stuff on eBay is absolutely more hassle than it’s worth.
8/20
2019
Watching #deliveringbabies and these midwifes deserve medals what amazing people ❤️ too many emotions on a Sunday night!
8/18
2019
How hard is it picking new specks, especially when you can’t actually see through them to see yourself in the mirror 🤓
8/17
2019
Does anyone else lie in bed and just know tomorrow’s going to be a rubbish day before it’s even started 😢 stuff of nightmares that.
8/14
2019
oh my god, i need this to be me in 20 years https://t.co/xJ4RIrpBiD
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8/12
2019
Wasn’t emotionally prepared for the Lion King tonight 😢
8/7
2019
I need a holiday ☀️💆🏽‍♀️
8/6
2019
You don’t realise how bad your eyes are until you need to read they wee boards in the airport 🤓
8/2
2019
I love when you buy something with a discount then it goes back up to full price #winning
7/26
2019
Sitting watching an itv program called sewer men. Surely things can only get more exciting from here on in eh? 💩💩
7/25
2019
I got Maura all wrong. What a girl #girlcode #LoveIsland https://t.co/QK12tKwfpA
7/23
2019
Anyone else feel like they are at a disadvantage when the washing basket hasn’t got a lot in it when the forecast i… https://t.co/n5In5znUow
7/22
2019
People are driving like there is 10ft of snow on the road. It’s rain people, happens every now and then in Glasgow 🙄
7/19
2019
❤️ goosebumps https://t.co/eljRzKvR1D
7/17
2019
I wish there was an app to count sheep 🐑 #helpmesleep
7/15
2019
I don’t day drink anymore but am so fond of the the two drunk guys who have clearly been watching this seagull stea… https://t.co/Y45vMrBaF9
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7/14
2019
My havyfever has decided to be the worst it’s ever been on a day I’m planning to spend in a grassy park 😥🙄 #trnsmt2019
7/13
2019
Poor Amy 💔 #loveisland https://t.co/YxjjeGLXwJ
7/9
2019
Sure it’s funny that you can listen to a song 100 times before, then you suddenly hear a different meaning to it 🤔
7/6
2019
Sad that a show like #loveisland airs a contestant mocking someone’s accent. Suppose because it’s a Scottish accent… https://t.co/I5DKQh2CZk
6/16
2019
Glasgow did itself proud tonight on #60daysonthestreets
3/28
2019
@riverislandhelp hi I got a notification from app that I had a promo of £10 off but when I clicked on it and logged… https://t.co/fdeTbVKEaV
3/19
2019
People huv tae know! Our competition winners have braved the dreich Ayrshire weather to join @McCarryJane this morn… https://t.co/uEkuCdI304
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3/16
2019
Jack Whitehall just seems to be insulting everyone he’s attempting to interview. Bit awkies #BritAwards2019
2/20
2019
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1/30
2019
Far too many people driving about with just their wee headlights on at the front and nothing at the back. What even… https://t.co/sOgvwMKpRm
1/22
2019
@PG67_ But what was your excuse before you started uni 🤔
1/7
2019
Gemma Collins is fabulous Sunday night entertainment 😂 not sure if it was meant to be funny right enough 🤔 #DancingOnIce
1/6
2018
@grahasuz Aka groceries if you stay in G77 💁🏽‍♀️ @gd_mcgregor And council tonic was on special #schweppes @gd_mcgregor I managed to obtain two full bags.People are in that Tesco like the worlds ending. No bread or dip for my chips 😭 then a woman wanted to square go me… https://t.co/OVqOOs3LEd
12/31
2018
@PG67_ See that video 😤
12/10
2018
What’s the point in an unscented candle 🤔? #WednesdayWisdom #pointless
12/5
2018
@AshGdnr Of course 🕯Absolutely nothing is more therapeutic than a good clean of your house #simplethings
11/26
2018
Anne’s facial expressions are life 👀😂 #ImACeleb
11/25
2018
Well done Anne! ⭐⭐ That Trial was pretty offal tbf. #ImACeleb https://t.co/8KfJUFycc5
Retweeted by SimoneWee Anne makes my heart burst she’s a wee soul #AnneHegertytowin #ImaCeleb @RobHutchings1 @IanLoftus1 Well done Rob 🚌
11/20
2018
How is Fleur East not breaking a sweat in the jungle with a leather looking jacket? I’m sweating watching her #imacelebrity
11/18
2018
@MartinJGibbon @StagecoachSW @YouTube Love this Martin
11/17
2018
Trying out a new fake tan makes me feel a bit nervous. Will I be golden brown tomorrow or wotsit orange 🤷🏽‍♀️ #risky #faketanthursdays
11/15
2018
We're delighted to announce our new partnership with @alzscot. We've designed a new journey assistance card to make… https://t.co/WA7BRfn3ud
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10/26
2018
Did anyone else see that wee bless Nathan celebrate on #thechase it’s made my Monday 😂 #playitcool
10/22
2018
I think Kleenex getting rid of “mansize” hankies incase it offends anyone is really the start of the end of the world as know it 😐
10/18
2018
Why are people late? Has to be one of the most annoying things to do to someone #rude
10/7
2018
Pretty woman has to be up there with one of the greatest films ever made #chickflick
10/4
2018
You’d only catch me queuing in the rain for the new Victoria secrets shop if I was going to come out looking like a… https://t.co/yXuALAHDjU
9/26
2018
See when people park in my space 😤
9/25
2018
#TheCircle spent tonight watching a group of strangers group chat, a straight guy pretending to be his girlfriend a… https://t.co/N6rgtbclla
9/18
2018
#theisland is generating some good eye-candy and that Paris needs to go pronto
9/16
2018
That last episode of power 😮
9/13
2018
See that forge advert! They people certainly don’t make Glasgow 🙆🏽‍♀️🙆🏽‍♀️😭😭 #cringe
8/29
2018
Longest two minutes of your life is waiting for your washing machine to finish if you’re going out and want to hand it up first 🙄
7/21
2018
Obv not into football, but I do enjoy a wee penalty shoot out #intense #isitcominghome ??
7/3
2018
Steam mopping my floor in this heat probably wasn’t one of my better ideas 😭😭💦💦
6/28
2018
@lisaxo90 He’s a bit of a wet fart too though that Alex, he could be doing with some enthusiasm to help his situation out!
6/12
2018

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