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Acts, Writes, Directs; Bad Jokes, Photo Stuff and baldness. https://t.co/yxZo9cExpS… Photo stuff: https://t.co/wxLIh1qJZO

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@RobertCrighton Have a nice cup of tea @petescully What are you doing with that “S” Dave....?
1/21
2020
I usually love receiving my residuals... Thrilled today to receive my latest #SilentWitness ones: £8.25 after commi… https://t.co/4xyE1Un1DN @ADaniels3PO Enjoyed ‘I Am C-3PO’ immensely and how appropriate to have finished it on the way back from filming to… https://t.co/WmOxCBUF92 @mcintosh_kim I don’t even follow the bastard but still had to mute him too today! Twitter: it should be a default… https://t.co/iE6UTXXomjLong wait for train. Pub? Pub. https://t.co/7K8eZxK2Ky
1/20
2020
London friends! As a producer on this fantastic show, I'm very proud to announce that we're returning to the Cutty… https://t.co/SdpFot5kgU
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1/19
2020
@LozzaFox You’re just an unpleasant sort of chap aren’t you? You must be very proud of the right wing types tweetin… https://t.co/TIvtRVQ63D @FahrenWoodcock 😂 Not you of course, you don’t chant provocatively in Newcastle City centre :) Thank God.In Toon. God I fucking hate Chelsea fans...
1/18
2020
@flanaganpamela @gillian_horgan https://t.co/Ypu2L2co4o @TarekIskander1 Having worked together, I’ll vouch for your loveliness if anyone thinks otherwise 😉 @LozzaFox Doubling down isn’t the wisest choice here I feel... Perhaps some humility and an acknowledgment that you… https://t.co/YlGyBBFZPoIf for whatever reason any of your sons and daughters or family members are doing cookery lessons at school or coll… https://t.co/D01Ej1pW5r
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1/17
2020
That prick on #bbcqt saying we are “a lovely country” so basically racism doesn’t exist is a fucking moron and the… https://t.co/KhyjRDs2JZMy short film "BIttersweet" is now ready to get out there! Il Varco International Short Film Festival @instavarco a… https://t.co/0KX46BmKkjMan, it can be tough being a freelancer.. Head spinning at the moment, and from other posts I know a lot of pals fe… https://t.co/6aMxqhaA0AAs of this evening, all of our classes will have resumed for 2020. Start your journey with #YAC by signing up for o… https://t.co/AHdgJkD9bt
Retweeted by Simon Nader @eltownendjones Positive thoughts coming your way matey :)
1/16
2020
Seriously, if Farage is leading a party I want to know what we can throw at him. Rotten tomatoes and eggs are too p… https://t.co/V8MdOWEQJO
1/15
2020
@Pinksandi @thefamousjmc You guys are in on a conspiracy aren’t ya? @montyburgess ? https://t.co/4nd22DuaRM @lucyjbriers Trust an actor to suggest I role-play what might have happened had I accepted 😂 @thefamousjmc 😂 We need to talk...“A cheese scone and an Americano please” “Do you want jam with your cheese scone?” “.................” What shou… https://t.co/Pi0YxTl7C0Guarantee that the people willing to contribute towards Big Ben going bong for brexit at the cost of £45,454 per bo… https://t.co/10KRF4k5p3
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1/14
2020
@mattgrayc64 @sothcott Damn right ✅ @sothcott I thought they were all fantastic, but Robert Shaw’s performance remains one of my all time favourites. I… https://t.co/YwNS3GAeZr
1/13
2020
@blackoutbedford @comgavrob A GGHHUGGGE one
1/11
2020
😂 Truth. https://t.co/2CXgXox2mYI can’t turn on the tv without someone discussing in minute detail Harry and Megan. I don’t really care one way or… https://t.co/lhtsUpSU7h
1/10
2020
Any #Veganuary folk out there; I can vouch for @RawHaloUK ‘Mylk & Vanilla’ if you want a chocolate fix 🍫 Delicious! @originalkaren It’s all Greek to meThey said we’d never make it; they were wrong. #MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/IUhCp5t0rq
1/7
2020
How the fuck can teasing huge corporations, and the richest, most privileged people in the world be considered rig… https://t.co/DM7TLvbHPT
Retweeted by Simon NaderPlaying Newcastle Theatre Royal on April 9th and 10th with #CarryingDavid. Can’t wait, just me on stage so I’d appr… https://t.co/kJmWYGeD1I
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1/6
2020
BBC News - Qasem Soleimani: PM 'will not lament' Iranian general's death https://t.co/eKyJEl4pgM More jellyfish sp… https://t.co/oLKzjHH92S @samn_wright @realDonaldTrump Hopefully the endgame of the presidential impeachment and not the endgame of war with everyone!hey @twitter this dude is saying he’s going to murder a shit ton of people maybe you should ban him https://t.co/6A41blbwcH
Retweeted by Simon NaderMy God, the shit streaming forth from @realDonaldTrump is just stupefyingly ignorant and dangerous. Stable geniuses… https://t.co/z5sYua423v
1/5
2020
I’m afraid I giggled like a little child at the end - I hope you do too 🐕 🥊😂😂😂 https://t.co/hhE3RqLmXw
1/4
2020
@GracieBlackman Good decision... It’s got nothing on @NBCDracula 😉As if waking up to potential #WWIII wasn’t bad enough... Jaws 3 is on telly tonight. #FMLDonald Trump can’t just buy everyone a round for New Year can he? Instead, he has to give everyone anxiety. Nice wo… https://t.co/vPjravgbiR#Cambridge auditions for 2020 on Monday 6th Jan? You bet’cha! Come and have some fun and learn some schizz about th… https://t.co/w7zWelbg0p
Retweeted by Simon Nader @marksandspencer 😂😂 As an ex-CCTV operator for M&S - I should have known!I didn’t stock up on reduced @marksandspencer mince pies on the way home today; you did. 👀
1/3
2019
#VAR Very Annoying Referees
12/28
2019
@AdamNUFC_ That was a proper early Xmas present seeing that again 😊🎄Surely this is #NUFC’s goal of the decade? Even watching it to this day, I have no idea how he scored that. https://t.co/KXjCh0g9vy
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12/24
2019
@petescully Gonzo was only... sixteen years old... SIXTEEN YEARS OLDGet a dog they said!!!!! It’ll be fun they said!!!!! Arsehole 🤪 https://t.co/rrAk8HL6UL
Retweeted by Simon NaderWe've been doing a bit of tidying of the back catalogue. If you were a little disappointed with the sound quality o… https://t.co/53aHIq3L3b
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12/22
2019
Wed 19 Feb: A Midsummer Night's Dream https://t.co/v9o3rQeH69 @youngactorsco newest show on sale! Coming in 2020!
12/18
2019
@piersmorgan @HackedOffHugh Why are you crowing Piers? This just makes you look small(er than usual).
12/14
2019
@GC_Rail Ok.. thanks for the explanation. Coming from Gateshead as I do, I’ve got another reason to avoid Sunderland now I guess... @GC_Rail I had a delayed journey on Monday, your website doesn’t seem to have the usual #delayrepay terms. My delay… https://t.co/I4uZK9mGRY
12/6
2019
Two ladies on my train debating whether Batman was set it Grantham or not as we pull into the station... 😂 “Grant… https://t.co/LfmSFwmZQPGoing to stop being negative about Steve Bruce; even as I read Kevin Keegan’s ‘My Life in Football’ - the antithesi… https://t.co/vjtS4Ye2o0
12/5
2019
@RobertCrighton @MuseumofTat Well, it was Christmas 🎄One of my favourite ever things we did for @MuseumofTat Because we recorded it when we were shitfaced... 🍺🤪🤪 https://t.co/VxA6hQPOJPMy favourite descriptive passage (fnarrr) of Trump in @MarinaHyde’s awesome @guardian column today: “The US Preseid… https://t.co/TpbwsOlhM6
12/4
2019
@Elijah_Gavri Get out. @davemacladd “Blanche Lampshade” will be illuminating politics very soon. 😂 (apologies grandma Blanche...)
12/3
2019
Terrible journey so far with usually reliable @GC_Rail. Delayed, now no heating in carriage, no water to wash hands… https://t.co/a91t9IQyd4
12/2
2019
Another terrible car crash interview by @BorisJohnson on @AndrewMarr9 show so far. Evasive, poor grasp of detail as… https://t.co/lMDUYKI7nT @DavidWohl I think the only takeaway you’ve had from the #LondonBridge incident is a McFlurry of dumbass opinions.
12/1
2019
@MarianneLevy Because @Apple latest updates have caused such a massive strain on CPU we now cannot trust our phones… https://t.co/zH1jcLRIH3My mums such a hardworking nurse & after four 13 hour nights shifts in a row she came home and cried, cried because… https://t.co/0GQyBvVl5E
Retweeted by Simon NaderEver passed by a group of anglers and seen them catch anything...? Nope, me neither. As you were. 🎣
11/30
2019
Watches more election coverage: head explodes. https://t.co/6llxTklhNp
11/29
2019
@rumenoodless Broccoli Florets 😂Please enjoy the greatest talk-show entrance of all time: Nicolas Cage on Wogan, 1992. https://t.co/hH4CJmj371
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11/28
2019
Hands up if you agree this is most depressing general election campaign ever? 🗳🙌 To sum up: FOR FUCK SAKE.
11/27
2019
On ⁦@instagram⁩? Follow #SimonNaderProds 🙌 #theatre #comedy https://t.co/02Ew1e33sF @VickiPMcKellar Hopefully defending herself (fruitlessly) in court from all the people she has been disgustingly abusive towards...
11/26
2019
@RobertCrighton A14!!! https://t.co/ZZ3eQfMmS7
11/25
2019
The world is lost. It’s bad enough teenagers blast music via their phones on trains, now elderly bloody ladies are… https://t.co/2BChHB3QW0
11/23
2019
I think on reflection, the person who came out of the #bbcqt special looking the most vote-worthy was Fiona Bruce. #voteFionaNo doubt about it: @jeremycorbyn head & shoulders above the rest tonight.
Retweeted by Simon Nader @originalkaren https://t.co/wx5x2p2yIR @moneycorpTM @SimonCalder A little bit extra is acceptable for convenience sure, but the fee equates to 35% MORE th… https://t.co/r6yYrUBKk8That is a scam pure and simple. https://t.co/rKuuaMISRt @moneycorpTM My girlfriend just took £200 out of your Stansted ATM and you’ve charged her €308. That is a disgrace.… https://t.co/YJEuU8JiEp
11/22
2019
@petescully 😂😂 Newly smiley Jose https://t.co/vlN1kjHZhsClosely followed by getting home to find there’s no space in the freezer... https://t.co/OvERrmJrnT https://t.co/VqW8rzZGMHThat feeling when you thriftily stock up for food for the freezer... https://t.co/EuyiBxk4IjPriti Patel is an absolute monster https://t.co/NdTMgowsuiWorst. Burlesque. Ever. https://t.co/krFIF1EwRC
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11/21
2019
I keep explaining this Socialism definition to endless amounts of fuckwits who think it’s Commie invasion time. I m… https://t.co/pStHMrM9I3
11/20
2019
@petescully 😂😂 https://t.co/SdC0dOPbtZIs BORISH Johnson going to bring everything back round to #Brexit?!! Beware of linking the NHS to Brexit pal... You… https://t.co/sdGlkM5KVpNeither of them are covering themselves in glory here. Johnson in particular a disrespectful shite. Poor moderation… https://t.co/vR6DHyQ4IU @georgieinlondon God has spoken 😆 @wextweets Wex customer service really is first rate :)⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ EdGuide ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ CultureFix ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Krystoff ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Scotsman ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ ReviewsHub ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ WeeRev… https://t.co/3cFrFHPVhA
Retweeted by Simon Nader @steffieegg12 Nice work!Hello everyone, God here and I’m fucking pissed at the state of the world, politics and rural bus services. Mostly… https://t.co/tbLw67KBHJThis is BRITAIN. This should not happen here. Shame on you @MattHancock and all your recent predecessors. Horrific… https://t.co/0b9uuJxI3j
11/19
2019

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