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@TrevorWoodWrite @MyVLF @QuercusBooks The Noel Coward of Gateshead mate 😂 @TrevorWoodWrite @MyVLF @QuercusBooks I'd judge you Trev, but it's 1pm and I am in a dressing gown...
3/28
2020
@robreiner It genuinely isn't... Solidarity from across the pond to you and everyone in the USA, Rob. We watch with… https://t.co/Sq3cxcgKHyUS struggles to decide whether gun shops are essential businesses I mean... if bullets don’t stop that damn virus… https://t.co/opIQZsCUt8 @MysterySolvent My exponentially increasing boredom @blackoutbedford I've been writing bits of it on an off for years! Now seems the moment 😂Aww this is like the #FollowFriday of yore! Loved directing #Monologuesofatirednurse by @steffieegg12 - Methinks i… https://t.co/fFJe3oVUpZ @thefingersofgod Hi Anne! My novel: The Doorman has just one last task to do today; just one: say goodbye to a wo… https://t.co/I47cMrSUuHI really hope #prayforboris is an ironic hashtag... #prayforthevulnerable is rather better...This should not just be temporary during #COVID19. Let's make it so that NHS staff never have to pay to park in hos… https://t.co/CR6uGBEYE7
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3/27
2020
@nchsoftware Just been charged £53 for Wavepad. When I upgraded it clearly said £33. Clearly. Please explain the ob… https://t.co/jshieVurIp @CherylBirdseye @BeyondShakes @Sephalim Thanks Cheryl, that was a good 'un of an interlude, see you guys for the next one! 🎭📜Good news needed? Look no further! Love it 😍 https://t.co/LjppaCiOJr @BeyondShakes I used to collect snails 🐌 as a child... I have now seen them in a whole new light...Well - that was quite a session tonight - thanks to all our readers of Thersites for their thoughts and takes on th… https://t.co/cwMP292IUo
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3/26
2020
Getting ready to read Thersites for @BeyondShakes tonight at 7:30! Look out for the podcast link and join us live o… https://t.co/8LFmi2ABL5We appreciate that very much Fiona x https://t.co/sx5kyxmiOOThe thought occurs that perhaps instead of guaranteeing up to 80% of wages to everyone employed (which will include… https://t.co/fBTkLdQboqActors assemble! Sign up sheet for next week's virtual play readings, with evenings and bonus slow burn afternoon s… https://t.co/mIdMQC7NBb
Retweeted by Simon Nader @EmiratesSupport Hi, wrong person.. I have no Emirates booking... Can you let me know if you received a tweet from… https://t.co/02cJgs0cPK @KimmyMonte Ace Ventura: Veterinary Student.
3/25
2020
@VasBlackwood But he makes us all feel sane... Then again he makes psychopathic walnuts seem sane. @AnnieRoweCasts I now want a pet penguin... it’s wrong for me, it’s wrong for the penguin... but there it is... 🐧 D… https://t.co/hC4cz2zS3rAfter over a decade of Newcastle fans telling everyone Mike Ashley is a MASSIVE CUNT... I’m happy the rest of you… https://t.co/tSqPmSCiPl
Retweeted by Simon Nader @comgavrob Ooo Gav, I didn’t realise it was today! Very happy birthday 🥳 old pal xFollowing the latest government advice we have closed our Broadway office in order to keep our staff safe. Unfortun… https://t.co/i2URK28Okf
Retweeted by Simon Nader👇🚨 CALLING ALL ARTISTS 🚨👇 RT! https://t.co/26uKXYeEOb
Retweeted by Simon Naderit genuinely is a constant battle between Philip Green, Tim Martin and Mike Ashley as to who is the most indefatiga… https://t.co/bBCb9B48uD
Retweeted by Simon NaderIt would have been Steve McQueen’s 90th birthday today so Happy Birthday to my all-time acting hero. Around his 70t… https://t.co/aQQVM1D1Wo @KateWilliamsme This is really good of you. I’m going to lose £5000 from now til July. Ouch. That even hurts to type...
3/24
2020
@henryfraser0 @eliistender10 Maaaate! This is incredible!!! What an inspiration to other people you are 🙂A massive thank you to all the contributors for tonight's first virtual exploring session looking at the Interlude… https://t.co/WouRYVFDpR
Retweeted by Simon NaderChancellor of the Exchequer: COVID 19: Protection for Equity members & the creative industries - Sign the Petition!… https://t.co/m7wGAt5LI3FIGHT FOR CREATIVE WORKERS The Government is asking for feedback on its financial response to #coronavirus.Tell the… https://t.co/j5mISMOGwe
Retweeted by Simon NaderPineapple on pizza? Least favourite driver? - Ricciardo answers kids questions https://t.co/lQrdvuNqNz via… https://t.co/kh0mWUuieVAnyone in need of distractions, it's not too late to tune in to Beware The Cat now and I'll be playing "Pride" in T… https://t.co/D501IGbHiI @SineadMyGosh @simoncoveney @IanSollom @DanGreef Keep me updated, I messaged Katie just now too. I have a couple of… https://t.co/hrwPS0yuYI @SineadMyGosh @DominicRaab @sjfinke @jeremycorbyn @dfat @SydneyAirport @Melair @QuantasAir @EmiratesSupporthttps://t.co/W74qwY5mXP @DominicRaab @sjfinke @jeremycorbyn WE HAVE 20 HOURS TO GET OUR CHILDREN HOME BEFORE LOCKDOWN IN NZ. CAN SOMEONE… https://t.co/82NUX6vfmB
Retweeted by Simon NaderI'm applying all over for immediate start work. (As so many are) Experienced in a lot of different sectors. Please… https://t.co/VTanragMl7
Retweeted by Simon NaderWe already know some wag is planning "Coronavirus: the Musical" for @edfringe 2021... https://t.co/PGcvqkmDshAmazon is one of the world's richest corporations. It paid very little in tax last year. Now it's offering unpaid t… https://t.co/wexD6fKjsw
Retweeted by Simon Nader @edwardakers78 I always liked Live and Let Die growing up, From Russia With Love is brilliantly efficient but for m… https://t.co/XF8Hl7VN24
3/23
2020
@edwardakers78 That's why. Right there. "Named after yer father pwrhapsshhhh..."I always knew you were ahead of your time dude! https://t.co/ravTjedl0m @edwardakers78 Diamonds are Forever?! What are you smoking buddy?! 🤣“Bear” the bottom? 😂 not the point I was trying to make... but serves as commentary...Every James Bond film ranked from worst to best Let battle commence! So many disagreements! Quantum of Solace bet… https://t.co/6EJfbcRGQiI was v pleased to take a lecture yesterday from the Spectator’s deputy ed, apparently a journalist, taking issue w… https://t.co/Be54y6ICCA
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3/22
2020
Shout out to @BeyondShakes who are working hard to make a wider range of early modern plays more easily available.… https://t.co/8CCoicrbc8
Retweeted by Simon NaderI just made this so I could do the joke ‘Victoria Sponge’ and that’s how my isolation is going everyone. https://t.co/afVbrli32E
Retweeted by Simon NaderDEAR CHANCELLOR @RishiSunak Creatives, freelancers and self-employed workers deserve the same support and respect a… https://t.co/Q9UI3o4v7P
Retweeted by Simon NaderI’m Alan Partridge, series 2, episode 2... Still for me, the most perfect 30mins of comedy ever. There are some ben… https://t.co/O6KGy77Vzc
3/21
2020
@petescully @roshabides Sooooooo much drink 😂 Amazing memories though (despite soooooo much drink)Omg let’s all do it! 🎄 https://t.co/IiZnbkPsk6 @MsVictoriaBee My Scottish mum quite literally did that by adopting and talking to a wildcat in the 50’s 🤣
3/20
2020
This man is so out of his depth right now... Is anyone surprised? https://t.co/LtdsXbFGbcProbably the greatest thing this year (which let's be clear has been a bit shit) . All hail #SimonPegg #nickfrosthttps://t.co/gjUsS7Lkvw
Retweeted by Simon NaderThat cunt on the BBC news report from London: "then they should stay in..." Fuck off you selfish tosser. @blackoutbedford How dare you Sir! Bog rolls at dawn! 🔫 @blackoutbedford WELL IF EVERYONE ELSE IS!! 🙄🤣Anyone who ever gripes about Equity, take note: THIS is why Unions are so vitally important. We pay subs so that EV… https://t.co/TcFwV4i3PJHow about @BorisJohnson provide some free travel or discounted travel for @NHSuk staff! Families are going to be st… https://t.co/W0zQG4n8lK
Retweeted by Simon Nader @Nigel_Farage You are a pathetic little racist. I'm actually annoyed I have risen to the bait and even responded as… https://t.co/n5n5exTcHPSeriously. If you’re bothering your arse to tweet me that you hate me on the television. Have a think. Seriously. H… https://t.co/xiQz15nfQ8
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3/19
2020
@EquityUK @RishiSunak I love you Equity xCoronavirus. Following the prime minister’s press conference, we have taken the tough decision to temporarily close… https://t.co/u1H9kKspxI
Retweeted by Simon NaderBBC Sport - Coronavirus: Zlatan Ibrahimovic launches fundraisers to help fight coronavirus pandemic… https://t.co/LfNzRZd6McAnyone planning on seeing #MyBigBreakUpShow @Broadway_Cinema in May - sadly (but unsurprisingly) we have to announc… https://t.co/HARjxuHVIk @VictoriaBilton I hate it when people do that... xxWe. Are. The. Problem. https://t.co/KmcvaKngPu
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3/18
2020
Difficult time, but being at home has meant I am now so, so close to completing the first cut of "What Are You So A… https://t.co/brrQCh5IIr @RobertCrighton No, you have to rub THEM downTonight I met the PM and pressed for support for those affected by coronavirus, including rent deferrals, mortgage… https://t.co/nOrGKaoRTB
Retweeted by Simon NaderPubs, clubs and restaurants will only get insurance payouts if they are formally closed. This must happen. Otherwis… https://t.co/dIIrg4tQDb
Retweeted by Simon NaderYou have to wonder if the Tories weren't so obsessed about distancing themselves from anything EU tinged, would the… https://t.co/0ecjWTRUt8
3/17
2020
Hands up who else is secretly praying their old advert will get a new buyout! Might literally be the only income po… https://t.co/in69Ht3rmnClosing theatres may save lives. Good. So @BorisJohnson just Say The Words, close them, & save thousands of livelih… https://t.co/Lt2zkL54OT
Retweeted by Simon NaderOf course some of our heads get eaten... That Tunbak really did need loo roll in a hurry! https://t.co/fHv8hypKgw https://t.co/Sls0bBYvi8
3/16
2020
@petescully @NetflixUK Yeah man, I was like “damn! Agriculture?”Best narrative film I've seen in a while - Ladybird on @NetflixUK Couple of years old now but I am always a bit beh… https://t.co/8GMeU0bW4H @petescully No way! We both sent it?! Great minds @roshabidesAlso due to be in our cancelled show were @SimonNader, @gillian_horgan & Geir Madland, who were fantastic in this p… https://t.co/8FRdmJ8MTh
Retweeted by Simon Nader @gillian_horgan @BeyondShakes @QuayTheatre @flanaganpamela Yes! So sad that we aren't working together again! SOOOOONN xxBig shame that due the the current health crisis @BeyondShakes at the @QuayTheatre couldn't take place today. We wi… https://t.co/2qXu7wzG28 @petescully You will love this https://t.co/W1HtRfLcb3 @jacquep It'll stop all our mums telling us we should "get a part on one if those... soap shows." #actorproblems @petescully I admire your choice of film 🧟‍♂️
3/15
2020
A short exposition by @RobertCrighton of the impact of the pandemic on our plans for the next year and beyond. Epis… https://t.co/f1JhePcdkb
Retweeted by Simon Nader @HelenKelly306 Xx Thank you Helen
3/14
2020
So happy to see my mate @markkeeganactor on one of my favourite shows #thewindsors @Channel4 Couldn’t resist some p… https://t.co/I23RPKB6xV
3/11
2020
France tells citizens cocaine cannot protect against coronavirus I snorted out loud when I saw this headline https://t.co/pmxqg9fYFF
3/10
2020
Almost exactly a week to go till the big live show for Beyond Shakespeare - what I am doing with the wonderful… https://t.co/GXVVIzOgbl
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3/8
2020
If anyone doubts the hope that @HamiltonMusical and @Lin_Manuel has given to usually neglected groups of any kind,… https://t.co/zRyKdnENxLShow day @WGCYDF with my @youngactorsco #Peterborough legends! New show: Act*ors. Let's do this with some serious notions of cringe.
3/7
2020
Equity is incredibly proud of our President Maureen Beattie who received an OBE for services to the entertainment i… https://t.co/2rQ6t3BPfs
Retweeted by Simon Nader***CALLING ALL WOMEN WRITERS*** Applications still open for our Womens night, already had a flood of submissions.… https://t.co/SWNTkdB5rl
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3/5
2020
#Flybe This is my prediction....They will let it go ‘bang’ and then pick it up for peanuts from the receivers thus… https://t.co/eRkzGhjRQM
Retweeted by Simon NaderSad to hear about #Flybe - I always enjoyed my flights with them :( I feel worse for the poor staff @leyland_julia @IALAgency Brilliant news Julia! Happy for you xx
3/4
2020

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