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Simon @SimonSandwiches United States

Yes, this is the real Simon. And I will be saying important things and giving sandwich/food advice on a regular basis. I hope you enjoy:)

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Joined Twitter 1/7/13


@McKevinDaBurger Actually they a cats:)
10/20
2020
Introducing Bubba and Poppy:) More food stuff coming! https://t.co/nEmQSz8zuP
10/19
2020
@sydw33d Yes, but take of your shoes:) @Strandsy Will do!I'm gonna try this one this weekend:) I miss New Orleans https://t.co/9GHr8MWYaa
9/22
2020
@Herroki1 Trust me......I made a big pot of this 3 days ago and ate it twice as left overs. F@cking AMAZING! #noshithttps://t.co/799VWVDVxi
9/8
2020
The thumbnail won't have the mustache but I think he looks cute:) https://t.co/oe9nieCWwm
9/2
2020
@latifnasser I might have a slight man crush on you. Those are weird right? It could be a very interesting sub-topi… https://t.co/BSXDD0eOy0
8/24
2020
@Aztecia316 Please TRUST me. They are worth it:) @QuiGonJim1 Love your "prof" pic:) He was a genius with his face @Planeta81919282 Sarnies? @Meatblocker I want to try Yorkshire pudding. Pretty please:) @DropDeadFredJR They look GREAT
8/12
2020
No, it's not a sandwich. But I have made these twice in the last 3 weeks and they have become my favorite side dish… https://t.co/jIoIbvT1gq
8/11
2020
@Aztecia316 @NeebsOfficial @TTraykJ Bada Bing! Happy birthday lady!!!
8/4
2020
I dare you to use challah bread;) https://t.co/tqwd04Taw3
7/22
2020
@talemyn @talemyn You are out of your mind:) @ZhirohM @Bobbit0508 What Diet Pepsi said:) @thechadzerker Damn right! @ApacheZombie God bless you kind sir:) I hope they were delicious! @RossDunkley You are nuts @PerrinNighthawk One of the most famous sandwiches of all time! @joshuakrenik Your mother @ausliz28 Damn right! @TTraykJ You are nuts
7/5
2020
And some of you have the balls and vagina parts to say that this isn't a sandwich. Happy 4th! https://t.co/M9dCyjAYih
7/4
2020
@baines_joshua I love me some vinegar sauce!When you get a chance;) https://t.co/rSxVyUMTzu
7/2
2020
@StephenrlR Efficiency @wheresenter It's how I role:) @courtneykus92 I very much enjoyed the video! And thank you for not voting for Appsro:) @kieranjoyce482 I'm the only one:) @VorzugOfficial Yes:) @DustedNerd under my bed
6/21
2020
It might sound strange to you, but I'd gladly eat this while taking a shower:) https://t.co/K9W0pzrHmK
6/18
2020
I WANT THIS NOW!
6/8
2020
@TTraykJ We love you too:)
6/7
2020
Thank you to all of our past and present Military. We the people are forever in your debt. https://t.co/KaidHVr6yb
5/26
2020
Comfort sandwich:) https://t.co/QwJO1vhJaL
5/18
2020
@kungfukiddo @JonnyEthco Very nice:)
5/14
2020
It's just one of those days:) https://t.co/57Pdb7W5km
5/12
2020
@whatthecanada Gummie Bears due to very good taste and mg count/price:) @MeaghanLindsay9 Hope you enjoy, I like them:) @lunasm000ke I'm a fan of them both:) @2Skrewz Only hemp flower:)
5/9
2020
We are opening up this weekend with limited hours, but the website is always open:) https://t.co/t6yJw8j4YA Also… https://t.co/LeSZiVKYFZ
5/8
2020
@edmundmcmillen should talk to @NeebsOfficial on one of our podcasts:) #neebscast #spagett
5/5
2020
Martha and I go way back. I used to babysit her when she was 8. I actually taught her how to make this sandwich but… https://t.co/syilmH2yHL
5/4
2020
@joerogan #mancrush @tomgreenlive @YouTube Great interview!Eat the sandwich! https://t.co/5qOSre87m0
5/3
2020
If you don't like it, you can burn in Hell... https://t.co/ZTfGayd4d2
4/28
2020
It's nice to get a couple:) https://t.co/uIXDa81i4M
4/24
2020
I was inspired by @notch and Minecraft. I'd love to actually try this in Sweden the next time I happened to visit:… https://t.co/l48jfmeRha
4/19
2020
@Notch https://t.co/t3IDISLZUP
4/18
2020
Just trust me:) #dontforgettowashyourballs https://t.co/jJebbNKglw
4/13
2020
I've finished 23rd and 24th tonight with 3 kills:) https://t.co/kQ5DBdgIo2
4/7
2020
I think I'm gonna start fertilizing my Ketchup channel with new content! Some podcasts, some cooking/ketchup video… https://t.co/DCiKdZBibq
4/6
2020
I like to add mayo. I'm sorry https://t.co/XQRTp1KDLy
4/3
2020
@TheIrishPickle That almost sounds like an insult:)I'm looking forward to seeing more:) https://t.co/89F3kVnvEKFor the love of all that is GOOD and HOLY! https://t.co/H6sHPyqUlw
4/2
2020
All I can say at the moment is WOW:) https://t.co/ImTQHViFyN
3/31
2020
@Minja_Mike CBD is not supposed to make you tired but people commonly use it to help them get a much better nights… https://t.co/7d3VgxdanE @XBgyManX $25 a sq ft for labor:) @RickKletke Just the distributor for the edibles. The gummies are my favorite and they come from Colorado:) @retlaw1016 I hope you like what you ordered! Cheers:)
3/28
2020
Soooo personal plug for my family business:) Website SALE for 10% off when you use promo code SCREW CORONA. Yes th… https://t.co/LVO5S4sy38
3/26
2020
Never under estimate the importance of great bread. And if you overcook the chicken, you're dead to me:( https://t.co/lILs3K8vRF
3/24
2020
Oh my Lord it's St Patricks Day! I honestly forgot:) BE SAFE! https://t.co/2JRjiil8Wb
3/18
2020
I'm flirting with the idea of a "How to Kill the Corona Virus w/ Ketchup" video. #washyomuthafuckinhands
3/17
2020
@JJtoob Not a bad ideaI've just finished uploading Call of Duty Warzone on my personal PC:) Why would I do that? https://t.co/EaUl83x7vs
3/16
2020
In honor of Neebs being on vacation:) Happy Tuesday! https://t.co/vKY5YhQBQX
3/10
2020
@karl_venko Ooooo..... @HistoryHalf i'd love to review limburger cheese. Please remind me:) @China_Brockles good morning you sexy bitch:) @spudzilla1325 You are perfect:) @stiffy21_ name one of your top 3 @MrGranderson24 I love muenster @reverendpants try itYour favorite cheeses? Melted and cold are very different answers:)
3/5
2020
@Acid_Burn73 And that's exactly what I was thinking about:) @Acid_Burn73 Who are you kidding, you're sooo coool:) @dashultz Exactly! @LettuceRemember Humpty Dumpty fell down..... @robisboreds Humpty Dumpty fell down, it's his hard time....
3/2
2020
Peter piper picked peppers.....
3/1
2020
I have not tried this yet but the reviews are INSANE:) https://t.co/con3chZhNq
2/27
2020
@Biologicalwate1 Yo mama @Nfuelling81Noah Bet#20kbitches
2/26
2020
#downloadNEEBSpodcast https://t.co/Oo524bLVBw
2/24
2020
@Darklordtory I'll try spicy mustard next time:)
2/20
2020
So about 2 hours ago I got a little idea:) https://t.co/0vQCMKs4PV
2/18
2020
@KellyRAlleyne Last I heard, Hank and Jed Channel is still alive and kicking:)This gives me an excuse to make a new sandwich video on the "Twits" #Doralingo @PaulyWit everything is going to be ok:) @retlaw1016 Eat one sandwich every 45 minutes for the next 24 hours:)
2/17
2020

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