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Copywriter. Youtuber. Venmo: Sarah-Schauer. 🏳️‍🌈 Watch My Newest YT Video. ⬇️ @Brittany_broski ‘s cousin

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Joined Twitter 2/12/11


@maioboh_ Happy birthday!! @hyewontv Are your cats dating?just what the doctor ordered 🥺 https://t.co/AFY7ZiEYJR🥺 no. If I ever get rich I expect y’all to form a single file line and consume https://t.co/25pdRbRVl7Pay your rent! April Fools! Rent strike! Eat the rich!just finished editing this weeks video :) ohhhh I’m so excited @THERealM8ariou5 Aw @blood__bubbles :(Yes https://t.co/4Sjn9MT5Fegay porn is so good, one might even say it’s excellent @bread_thunder Girl, same @bread_thunder I like itThis is very good https://t.co/cZ7ZktxmKsAnyone got any cute, personal wlw stories to make an old hag smile? Plz. @antibreclub What’s your Venmo?I couldn’t find dopey and I realized I locked him out :( https://t.co/PFESj2DJd5legalize screaming @samglacorte okay now @schauer_me Okay sure :)thought this was me https://t.co/CCfyJN4ZRT
4/1
2020
@schauer_me I don’t believe youwhy are we stopping at 6ft apart? Let’s go for 7does anyone want to sit 6 feet apart and drink Mountain Dew Code Red?ok I took them off and cleaned my room, stop bullying me https://t.co/VKmWVZohCHNo thanks Instagram, I already have a gf https://t.co/rjWG6lMRLk @davyjonesbaby nice @KallenMichaels Hell yea @mayme2k Yea, alpha phino, it’s a dick https://t.co/v6qZA7co2B https://t.co/BrUjhVX7eWPut on a pair of jeans challenge https://t.co/s1B6izrGFQ @simplysabri_ Oh my god it’s Tuesdaydinner for tonight is three courses, first course is a piping hot cup of tomato soup, followed by a pb&j, then for… https://t.co/6KYzBVKYehI'm not just a hole, I'm several, and I live by that.POV: landlords sending out April’s rent reminder https://t.co/ymTHMdRZf7
3/31
2020
Yes https://t.co/MwvewsRiLoI’m editing a video and I’m simply too lazy to make some images, if anyone with photoshop has the time and wants cr… https://t.co/8WKPChNf85now I want the game https://t.co/rf1aADMqgathe cool, alternative girl in every coming of age movie https://t.co/4TJlX22utC @sIeepydobrik Okay?Quarantining doesn’t mean you invite your friends over every other day you dumb shite’s. Just because there’s only… https://t.co/j5aCL9MPHtIM DYING https://t.co/lzrH3dGbNC @thixxie is she single? @BiancaBear12 :)This is really good https://t.co/X5ThUSSYESI was never really good at math but I think I understand exponents now https://t.co/r7kLtmEKP5that’s not 6 feet https://t.co/oniZQDIh07on the walking route I’ve developed I pass two couples consistently, one is very old and they always wear matching… https://t.co/N6oFMGdvJJ @jvyzxn I’m very sorry @funkyshnelpu_jr whomst?you’re annoying https://t.co/OisdExvhYK @_headass_ Cuz I’m happy to see other peoplewhenever I go on walks now I smile at strangers like they’re my husband returning from war @thixxie 😡:-) https://t.co/az5sSH3lXo @conchfritterz Yestook an hour long walk today around my block, it was like 20 laps, and I realized someone else was doing it too but… https://t.co/1kG0Q9oZBz
3/30
2020
@schauer_me Maybe not, can I have my sunglasses back beforehand @calebsaysthings Get ready for a chant or two @calebsaysthings I’m ready https://t.co/WLvh9LdpxZ @bread_thunder Been editing and filming and staring at things @schauer_me I’ll tweet about itOkay we are good! Thank you so much! Also to the individual who requested, I will kiss dopey. :) @simplysabri_ Take it plzCan 3 people send me $5 so I can get a pizza? Venmo: Sarah-Schauer https://t.co/e4SzafLT0V @sIeepydobrik no. Please send itI WILL LOSE IT https://t.co/okUBSlLCXe @crimethotline Yes @GirlsMakeMeYay I WANT GAYFuck I wish there was a gay filter on Tiktok. I’d be like *click* and only get the gay content. Please lord block t… https://t.co/h5HVNZKD5r @NYDeliveryGuy Ayeeeno. But a portmanteau is a word that combines two words, like “brunch” which is “breakfast” and “lunch” https://t.co/cdcxue7tXjediting next weeks video. Can you guess what it’s about? https://t.co/WqFF41Fzvp @Tiffanany Yesediting 3 videos right now and I have 3 separate sponsored videos due in the next month, I’m on the verge of stripp… https://t.co/YERxefvy2wWe pulled up to skid row today and they came running. So far there have been no services offered to them during thi… https://t.co/nGiyhCbKZy
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3/29
2020
@bri_clemens https://t.co/2qCIESPpq2I specialize in radiating such chaotic bottom energy that it registers as top energy to the untrained eye @joeygllghr THANKS JOEY! Soon it’ll be you! @userjaymes Thank you so much Jaymes!! ❤️ @maddiehren ❤️ @roxiqt Thanks roxi!!I didn’t realize I was making this much progress! ☺️ https://t.co/uiKjup4DOs @Toxic_Morgan @SJSchauer new header? https://t.co/KZZp1i5Zcp
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3/28
2020
can everyone stop going live on Instagram for 2 seconds, watching stories is beginning to stress me out and I’m already at maximum anxietyI stand by this https://t.co/RCMntgtZW3Brittany and I filmed two videos tonight and I’m so fuckinf excited!Lesbian Scar is so hot https://t.co/2mlvNVCMwslife doesn’t begin at conception, it begins at 40 🥂 https://t.co/CYppFe2zSa
3/27
2020
j u s t l i k e u s https://t.co/htbf3SEaiG https://t.co/70679zbZBSoh god, oh no https://t.co/OY7dnxRIg7watching videos of fat cats trying to shove themselves thru tiny cat doors, wishing human doors existed then realiz… https://t.co/ISWwnnNmhV @anthonypadilla I’ve been blesdt
3/26
2020

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