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https://t.co/MyngRVaKhJhttps://t.co/IQfloEKxtbhttps://t.co/zKrAU7C4zDhttps://t.co/XtfKym2PnZhttps://t.co/dtxVpBa3cuhttps://t.co/5m710AZ529https://t.co/QTbj3mhYswThe Trump presidency as ReCaptcha, a thread https://t.co/SfyerLMhZC @realDonaldTrump @FoxNews ReCaptcha https://t.co/fhrtmX8fEn
12/15
2019
@realDonaldTrump Presidential Impeachment ReCaptcha https://t.co/j2g6Mq53NR
12/14
2019
Impeachment ReCaptcha https://t.co/dh2sgfEZKy
12/13
2019
@GretaThunberg The moment Donald Trump found out Greta Thunberg won Time Magazine’s Person of the Year (sound up) https://t.co/ghCVdyL2BbThe moment Donald Trump found out Greta Thunberg won Time Magazine’s Person of the Year https://t.co/LqS0g3uT3A
12/12
2019
QUIZ: who said it? Page,Strzok or Lindsey Graham? He's a racebaiting, xenophobic, religious bigot He's the ISIS m… https://t.co/Awi31Ujl07
12/11
2019
The Mandalorian, 1986 by @skolanach https://t.co/22aVW3gbyY
Retweeted by ElElegante101[devin_nunes_trembling_hand.gif] https://t.co/GZrTSPi5a3 @AdamParkhomenko dot gif https://t.co/mu8e2Hj317
12/9
2019
@mattyglesias Sorry but that last shot was derivative AF (callback to The Godfather) worse than the rat @pattonoswalt @HamillHimself The Mandalorian (1986) https://t.co/9N9X5jY08GMando and Baby Yoda get an uplifting '80s TV intro (via @skolanach | #TheMandalorian) https://t.co/FPnyO0dM2R
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12/8
2019
Let’s laugh this dipshit out of office https://t.co/plEJcEajef
12/7
2019
@gilbertjasono CNN paid for this??The Mandalorian (1986) https://t.co/rm2yrPrnkV
12/6
2019
@realDonaldTrump @Rasmussen_Poll Everyone is laughing at you https://t.co/BTFqu3hd0q @pattonoswalt This is going to require Troll 2 amounts of popcorn https://t.co/LHjtxIc2J3
12/5
2019
@realDonaldTrump NATO in summary: they laughed and you ran away https://t.co/mxJoBROi3Q“This wall can’t be climbed.” - Donald Trump 😂🧗💅 - everyone else https://t.co/kWRqBNnuBE @realDonaldTrump @NATO They all laughed at you https://t.co/XG4pFlw2hB @realDonaldTrump “They weren’t laughing at me. They were laughing *with* me.” - people who get laughed at a lot https://t.co/YmtoyIOAKI @ananavarro “They weren’t laughing *at* me. They were laughing *with* me.” - people who get laughed at a lot https://t.co/iCoRqQAOno“They weren’t laughing at me. They were laughing *with* me.” - people who get laughed at a lot https://t.co/aWYJgIAE2N
12/4
2019
@realDonaldTrump Dude https://t.co/jFfD4WTKej @jbouie @ebruenig Baby Yoda cut to theme song from 80s buddy sitcom Perfect Strangers https://t.co/wlNRvLsHcI
12/3
2019
@realDonaldTrump Trump waves to all his fans in the UK https://t.co/b9bDqChH7L @gtconway3d CUE INTERNATIONAL POPCORN SHORTAGE https://t.co/kSntweEZocThe Mandalorian except w/ the theme song from Perfect Strangers #babyoda https://t.co/tDKVn5txpJ @realDonaldTrump Wow! The *entire* COUNTY?!? @FLOTUS @WhiteHouse Fixed the audio. #BeBest https://t.co/tRBfRyyZjm
12/2
2019
BREAKING: Jason Chaffetz No Longer Able To Look His Daughter In The Eye https://t.co/cknXz3Eylj @ashleyfeinberg Fixed it. https://t.co/0PwOsnclYe @dudski @elivalley Never put Baby Yoda in charge of the road trip playlist... https://t.co/LJ0LlRF27663 Up > The Irishman @chadfelixg Simple: Cross-promotion with Baby Yoda https://t.co/m9sNKVhTkc @realDonaldTrump They get cheered. Y’all get booed lol https://t.co/OfwKkfOE7W
12/1
2019
@realDonaldTrump Trump waves to all his fans in NATO https://t.co/vqjDuhK4LA
11/30
2019
The Lego White House at the mall has donald trump in handcuffs #BlackFriday2019 https://t.co/XlgVV7bZ50 @realDonaldTrump **Theme From Rocky** https://t.co/wjMiQUP9eM
11/29
2019
@RodRosenstein Did you quote yourself?!? Lol#RockyTrump https://t.co/740vHgP6Up
11/28
2019
Siri, compile video of Trump being a dumbshit and underscore it with the Theme From Rocky https://t.co/LuDk5LakIV @HamillHimself Waking up every morning with Trump as president: https://t.co/wXu9VP7nza
11/27
2019
@DavidCornDC Giuliani dressed for pardon day https://t.co/WSjlIKkJQFAn informal, unscientific poll: Marie Yovanovitch: APPLAUDED Alexander Vindman: APPLAUDED Donald Trump: BOOED M… https://t.co/wX4Pi7G2Ze @TerryMoran @girlsreallyrule @ABC White House releases this photo of Conan the hero dog. I guess Trump bought a red… https://t.co/gkmIDW4Tw6Papa John dubbed over Pizza the Hutt #papajohns https://t.co/1YYb8Su2TeWhoa Papa John really let himself go https://t.co/tfTqH8rkgLTucker Carlson as Jan Brady https://t.co/djEGPB7APL @emilynussbaum The Trapeze Swinger @DevinCow @atrupar I photoshopped Devin Nunes into a picture of Dick Tracy villains and it doesn’t substantively al… https://t.co/2IMBAlhXyd
11/26
2019
Don McGahn’s next attempt to delay testifying in front of congress https://t.co/8Tnm6iUPrrFUN FACT: when Donald Trump’s “I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!” is played backwards, he says “NO ONE IS WORSE THAN ME!” cc:… https://t.co/X5murwLCfh @TheRickWilson Translation: https://t.co/dqMGX5WKt7 @GeorgeTakei QUESTION: Is Sarah Huckabee Sanders a liar? ANSWER: https://t.co/InokZSyX6f @MalcolmNance Fixed the letter. https://t.co/H8NbtnbNqy
11/25
2019
@TheRickWilson Secretary of the Navy Spencer’s resignation letter to Trump, in summary: https://t.co/igR0p2oZAr @realDonaldTrump Resignation letter, in summary: https://t.co/5mdvJDS7Tj @PreetBharara Fixed it. https://t.co/Tol06anmDe @waltshaub Wait now they’re all *against* quid pro quos?!? https://t.co/ri93rjKtrn @TheRickWilson Ruh roh https://t.co/EBkb7WTh0X @PreetBharara @SpeakerPelosi Senator Kennedy on Senator Kennedy https://t.co/pTjakn9k6BDonald Trump waving to everyone who thinks he’s not a corrupt piece of shit https://t.co/aWEIdZQZpoWhen your Fox News Grandpa starts rambling about “The Server” https://t.co/SmjyBixMx8
11/24
2019
@gtconway3d What to do when Grandpa Trump starts ramblin #BYEDONNIE https://t.co/GsKTUJKvJa
11/23
2019
@maddow Fiona Hill yesterday vs. Donald Trump this morning https://t.co/OJBHEJ6Vx1 @realDonaldTrump Trump knows drugs https://t.co/EiYCDxaReZFiona Hill yesterday (under oath, in front of congress) vs. Donald Trump this morning (on the phone with Fox & Frie… https://t.co/3VEtZ4D2RB @gtconway3d Fiona Hill yesterday vs. Trump this morning https://t.co/ynnIkSh6Ed @Mimirocah1 Fishing for immunity so he can cover the rest up.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy shit https://t.co/bHCnxbZDO2
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11/22
2019
@chrislhayes Only if you buy the OLC memoDonald Trump, phone call expert #BYEDONNIE https://t.co/GmYB0jSsy2 https://t.co/tkSTlVCzGr @realDonaldTrump BYE DONNIE https://t.co/NojjGm5MKK @realDonaldTrump One moment. https://t.co/ZQJWfxGXc4
11/21
2019
@pattonoswalt @Mikel_Jollett Rise of Skywalker gonna be 🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/ljXDdTWNJO
Retweeted by ElElegante101I added a bunch of farts to Devin Nunes because he’s a moron and also #FartGate https://t.co/hQ4Tvk1pvc
Retweeted by ElElegante101 @pattonoswalt @Mikel_Jollett Rise of Skywalker gonna be 🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/ljXDdTWNJO @atrupar I don’t. But i *am* a huge Big Lebowski fan... https://t.co/MWjVw3wcO1Donald Trump, when asked about the #sondlandtestimony https://t.co/2z9PJ75IyO @Acosta SURVEILLANCE VIDEO of the Sondland/Trump phone call: https://t.co/ayBAatr9Nl
Retweeted by ElElegante101 @gtconway3d 🐄💨 #FartGate https://t.co/rOxJ7fFDOL @TheRickWilson One of these things is not like the other... Yovanovitch: APPLAUSE Vindman: APPLAUSE Trump: BOOOO… https://t.co/kEqFvJYmMz @realDonaldTrump One of these things is not like the other... Yovanovitch: APPLAUSE Vindman: APPLAUSE Trump: BOO… https://t.co/w4AdkVNjLD
11/20
2019
@TVietor08 @DevinNunes Twin hashtags #fartgate #DevinNunesIsAnIdiot https://t.co/BMC3fB5ymCI added a bunch of farts to Devin Nunes because he’s a moron and also #FartGate https://t.co/hQ4Tvk1pvcOne of these things is not like the other... Yovanovitch: APPLAUSE Vindman: APPLAUSE Trump: BOOOOOO… https://t.co/fGEw6VPwZh @CapehartJ @Mikel_Jollett An informal, unscientific poll: Marie Yovanovitch: APPLAUSE Alexander Vindman: APPLAUSE… https://t.co/cmdSXllMYs @DavidJollyFL @gtconway3d An informal, unscientific poll: Marie Yovanovitch: APPLAUSE Alexander Vindman: APPLAUSE… https://t.co/exZrBx4hFdAn informal, unscientific poll: Marie Yovanovitch: APPLAUDED Alexander Vindman: APPLAUDED Donald Trump: BOOED https://t.co/2yNseqaAIb
11/19
2019

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