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My girl: *Pulls out Phone* WHO IS THIS BITCH AND DONT LIE Me: ION KNOW HER DAMN! My girl: https://t.co/bv5YUr2Apz
Retweeted by Skylar Whelanhappy monday ladies what are we cryin about today
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanShe gave back to the community on the ground, she enjoyed the lavish sides of Lagos, she supported local creatives,… https://t.co/RXTVGy9yp2
Retweeted by Skylar Whelanthis dog out here living the best life (goldencaco IG) https://t.co/so1a0tjP99
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanThe film made them so uncomfortable it didn’t receive award consideration. That’s a win in my book. https://t.co/pZOZzGbIly
Retweeted by Skylar Whelan#Dababy’s having more fun than anyone has at #SNL in years https://t.co/XuKRBKNm7s
Retweeted by Skylar Whelanno_air_chris_brown_ft_jordin_sparks https://t.co/LKbquOSSwh
Retweeted by Skylar Whelan*girls shows her shoulder in school* The Staff: https://t.co/X4XVuHMuys
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanKarl Anthony Towns when he saw the LIZZO interview https://t.co/he4MHLKPfa
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanHow to make a Tory Lanez song in 1 minute https://t.co/FXW8lNdVuX
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanKanye out here dressed as a roll of aluminum foil but y’all worried Lizzo. https://t.co/lEk2h8iiLK
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanI came home and my dog peed a little because he was excited to see me. None of my friends pee when they see me. I’m surrounded by fakes.
Retweeted by Skylar Whelani pray my child is a pro at math because i literally won't be any help after 4th grade
Retweeted by Skylar Whelanhe look like a evil manager from a early 2000s disney movie https://t.co/2AIyxV4g1R
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanPlease take your rest as seriously as your hustle.
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanDad level: Master https://t.co/e5FlPi7Jql
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanMy nigga do you mean coordinate? https://t.co/Z3AOdgTGKA
Retweeted by Skylar Whelan“hey you’re bringing your briefcase today for your nationally televised impeachment hearing right?” “no no i’ll be… https://t.co/XYgKM2drls
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanDamn how much daylight they tryna save ?!?! It’s dark as a bitch
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanI cant get over this videoooo https://t.co/dvsRU4HE6T
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanPushing your children out of a tree when you’re tired of being a mother https://t.co/X8jdQ5aoLO
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanGoing into 2020 like https://t.co/0yBro1ylMW
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12/10
2019
THAT'S IT, I'M NOT GOING!
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanMahogany Teakwood to your home is what Black Ice is to your car. https://t.co/vQ0OhuRfZF
Retweeted by Skylar Whelannow THIS is marriage goals . Getting drunk with my husband and having my kids pick us up from the bar 😂😍I love it!… https://t.co/87576mg7XZ
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanWhen that beat drops you gotta get it...💪😍😏🔥🔥 https://t.co/vTKrapKT76
Retweeted by Skylar Whelani bought my friend 4 pregnancy tests .. they all came out positive & now she crying .. she gon ask me “how tf am i… https://t.co/2PHxkFjyKM
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanThis me with Michael B Jordan https://t.co/cD2e8enZjP
Retweeted by Skylar Whelanmy baby fever has gone too high https://t.co/ujBTPdz0i7
Retweeted by Skylar Whelanwhy did the dog DO THAT LMAOOOOOO https://t.co/bYMx7S2BvT
Retweeted by Skylar Whelanlmaoooo cats are always doing the most 😂 https://t.co/cf3Rz8w8J8
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanMen have higher centers of gravity than women. It's more in their upper body and for women it's in their hips. T… https://t.co/SRsnvThnpk
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanY’all are terrified of initiating conversation after conflict. I’m not your mother. I’m not whatever ex that used t… https://t.co/D02xbvpdDT
Retweeted by Skylar Whelan“This is some fuckin National Geographic shit”😭😂 https://t.co/dhVObeWRhz
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanBest thing you’ll see today... https://t.co/EYZ4OGK3ud
Retweeted by Skylar Whelanthe fact that i have more clothes to sleep in than i do to go out in says a lot about who i am as a person lmao
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12/9
2019
Joe Burrow is Kevin McAllister all grown up and nobody can convince me otherwise. https://t.co/FvGoufZj4m
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanThe cameraman was about to dip 😂😂 https://t.co/3T2W8JQdWy
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanDressing in style 😂https://t.co/jymEcqyOBU
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanOrphaned Baby Owls with toy 'surrogate mothers’ https://t.co/IV8L43GwbN
Retweeted by Skylar Whelanwhen you see your over-achiever friends succeeding in their careers (hugoandursula IG) https://t.co/f18C8s6Dzq
Retweeted by Skylar Whelanniggas said Brother Nature should’ve at least had some poison dart frogs ready in his pocket
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanMeet Captain. This is the first time he’s seen snow. One thing he learned: white snow tastes better than yellow sno… https://t.co/feHoUQy8Ny
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanThoughts as a football player in the cold #HaHaDavis https://t.co/kQTR5KBLDP
Retweeted by Skylar Whelanimagine venmoing your girl cousin who has a different last name than you cause you split the cost of a holiday gift… https://t.co/J85p8hegJ5
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanThis is exactly how you gotta stare at your defender when you make a no-look pass https://t.co/z5Rfa48B2r
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanNobody: Toddlers when Baby Shark comes on: https://t.co/VbR6h9n14f
Retweeted by Skylar Whelan“Yeah I seen the videos... we already got sumn for that mf” https://t.co/XTvt54dtCz
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanRaw talent https://t.co/N9LPsBzDk5
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanSomeone is putting tiny cowboy hats on Las Vegas pigeons https://t.co/s936wX1ql7
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanNigga was dancing like mom made pizza rolls https://t.co/ttQPoPFb0V
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanWho else needed to see this 🙄 https://t.co/eHLzbqCbe4
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanMy hispanic mom thought my airpods were earrings Lmfao she was close to beating my ass off https://t.co/kKnKpL3XPn
Retweeted by Skylar Whelan @BrotherNature This will forever be one of my favorite videos https://t.co/KmdbckbKp5 https://t.co/a9d3FJZbhI
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanTo the man who smacked my butt on live TV this morning: You violated, objectified, and embarrassed me. No woman sho… https://t.co/jhnEW3z8Dq
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanTHE WAY IT ATE THE BANANA IMCRYINGKSHDOSJ\€~£]+|^,*£|\!\¥€,£|£]>\*,*{€]£]\¥,¥,**]*]]€~€~€|£]¥]*|£,€||€\€|€~£\£]*~^,… https://t.co/aqGLwYX12P
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanThey said Brother Nature went and got his big bro, Brother Disaster LMFAOAJDO https://t.co/r66nw95kEW
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanAnimal Kingdom looking for smoke after hearing about Brother Nature 🦁 https://t.co/IV7oVaZDVN
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanJus wanna say a prayer for every lady dating a athlete rn . No reason shit jus look hard as hell 🙏🏾
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12/8
2019
i love being horizontal if i am not horizontal i am waiting for a time to become horizontal it is the most natural… https://t.co/qidancViwI
Retweeted by Skylar Whelan @dasjahwilson Excuse me ma’mYALL THESE BITCHES BE TRYNA COME IN MY HOUSE EVERY NIGHT https://t.co/TmSj1ZeKnm
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanMe to that one professor I had in college who said I was “the worst writer she’s ever had in her class”: https://t.co/zvbmbkLxzo
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanInsane when my parents don't answer their phones when I call--like you have one job
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanReal friends keep cheering for you when you’re not in the game.
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanWhat if your debit/credit card had a yearly wrap up like Spotify. “You bought 243 Crunchwrap supremes in 2019” “… https://t.co/5JnL47VYnG
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanI’m sorry I use 9 different concealers but it’s really who I am as a person
Retweeted by Skylar Whelantherapist: have you considered maybe not sabotaging your own life me: https://t.co/zy6mvLHIqU
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12/7
2019
My wife asked our son to play Christmas music while she cooked dinner ... this is what he played her 😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/ZZYftEya0K
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanThis is too funny 😂😭 https://t.co/NbHmq30JHb
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanYou all must see this tip 😂😂🤣🤣 https://t.co/UXulDhtNcm
Retweeted by Skylar Whelanwhite people be calling their grandparents the weirdest names. the fuck is a mee maw
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanHis room is freezing, he got a lamp with just the bulb, 5 cups on his night stand & one pillow https://t.co/oBkLYMGLA9
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanHow me and my future wife gonna be at the cookout when this song plays 💪🏽💪🏽💚 https://t.co/WEyGEnEOvF
Retweeted by Skylar Whelanthis is my favourite cat behaviour. it knows that she doesn't like cats and its choosing to sit on her because abov… https://t.co/g5lU96QQU0
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanLMAOOO yo 😂😂 Mans spitting bars of the artists he talking to 😂😂😂 #Holdupthisthebestpartriihere 😂😂😂 https://t.co/uyQ60XZRP0
Retweeted by Skylar Whelani got an oil change and the guy told me i needed a tire rotation. lmao, the tires are rotating every time i drive i… https://t.co/3DNqhxXcR0
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanThis is just the absolute worst advent calendar I’ve ever gotten https://t.co/XTSFI5u1fr
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanSmooth Moonwalk...👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽 https://t.co/pWtXsO4V2d
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanMy grandfathers reaction to the plant explosion has me dying https://t.co/bWbRsYp6Z1
Retweeted by Skylar Whelanbeen trying to find the words to explain just how much i hate this but i cant. it sucks to no end https://t.co/hqLSPW4fEw
Retweeted by Skylar Whelanyou clapped for them and they were quiet for you. pay attention
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanThis! This! AND THIIISSSSSSS!!!!!! https://t.co/RCrtKtkQ4L
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanOnly time his ugly ass listen😂 https://t.co/jkcIL4s5Zm
Retweeted by Skylar Whelan30 under 30 lists should be required to list your parents’ net worth and occupation
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanYour charcuterie board didn’t fool anyone, we know you’re a mess.
Retweeted by Skylar Whelandon’t come to my house if you’re gonna complain about my pets deadass they don’t fuck with you either brenda https://t.co/62eXyX9egY
Retweeted by Skylar Whelanwinter is just me asking my body "are you sick?" and my body being like "maybe ;)"
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanGeorge Zimmerman murdered an unarmed 17-year-old black kid in cold blood, auctioned the murder weapon for $250,000… https://t.co/3FDshgWGSu
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanKanye’s next album gonna sound like this https://t.co/P6pX7pTPuB
Retweeted by Skylar Whelanaye bro who tf created math and how we know he right???
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanParents of color with pets... my fav thing on Twitter. https://t.co/DNiKk7a3px
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanWHEN I TELL YOU IM SCREAMING 😭 https://t.co/Zc9QDzfrua
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12/6
2019
supercut by lorde. that’s it.
Retweeted by Skylar WhelanSaw this on fb, too wholesome not to share (watch ‘til the end) 🥺 https://t.co/4TjVsi2UL1
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12/5
2019
this is who we should elect as our next president https://t.co/Lzj4SVbJJ7
Retweeted by Skylar Whelanthe shades in my urban decay naked palettes looking at me pick which ones to put on my eyes https://t.co/0R7zcdQaRZ
Retweeted by Skylar Whelanguy at the nike store asked me if any of their “athletes” helped me out today. calm down
Retweeted by Skylar Whelandoes anyone else eat their meal in order from their least favorite part to their favorite part or do I have some rare form of OCD
Retweeted by Skylar Whelan“Nah.” - everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd
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12/4
2019

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