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Front-end engineer, working on design systems at @stripe — onions are my own — gpg fingerprint 9D44 FE16 DDD6 80BC 06AD E471 13CE 42FD 3C33 F935

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Joined Twitter 1/28/08


@jdan @samccone @andybons dang that’d be nuts @samccone @andybons join usI screenshare with enough people to think that maybe this command would be helpful to a bunch of y'all: git pull -… https://t.co/eT7OItK7ii @kpk Yes, i suggest the electrocution traps for rats, if you aren’t looking to clean up a mess.
9/23
2020
@theetory @_patriciamou Thanks! Subscribed!
9/22
2020
@theetory Err, 6 years @theetory this has been shared a bunch today randomly after 9 years, did you see it somewhere? @spikebrehm Congrats! Not a joke: https://t.co/eoFUR84w0n
9/21
2020
@joelgoodman If you can’t get one by monday, I think I have an mbp i could get by then.
9/18
2020
@sambreed you gotta think bigger, sam, surely we can fill some other planets with smoke too
9/15
2020
@cattron313 It’s *signaling* not *actual safety* @hyumankind I love a black pour over, so when I was doing keto, I’d do a pour over *and* a butter/mct pu-ehr tea. C… https://t.co/pxRKIv77e9 @cattron313 The blankets are 6 feet apart? @hyumankind mct oil is liquid at cold temps and might do the job for you, otherwise you gotta make coffee hot w but… https://t.co/bW8D56H2jf @DasSurma if x11 had lightred, it would be darker than red, but lighter than lightgoldenred.
9/13
2020
@_jayphelps Like mueller, or like parmer? @cattron313 It simultaneously shows the poster’s good taste in food but also virtue signals social distancing.
9/12
2020
@ylukem There’s usually a third unlisted negotiated rate.
9/10
2020
@SRinnebach @patrickc I’m curious what you think a better thing to do is, outside of government, than siphoning mon… https://t.co/rt9GYgT6eQ @SRinnebach @patrickc I know I agree with that. I personally think Stripe cares too and is making solid moves to ma… https://t.co/M6p2HGdHvu @costello_lauren @patrickc @stripe Some ongoing stuff! Always more to do though! https://t.co/Jh7LAQkOpv @SRinnebach @patrickc Both! https://t.co/Jh7LAQkOpv
9/9
2020
@rod_machen @davatron5000 weren’t you an english teacher? @HenriHelvetica @davatron5000 Usually isn’t! @davatron5000 Stripe has had a hard Sentence case rule since the start and it took me some years but now it’s good and the only way
9/8
2020
@potch I’m also in this cohort
9/6
2020
@padolsey 🧡🧡 @BlaineBublitz txjs 4 lyfe
9/3
2020
@kevinkeller @jedschmidt @HenrikJoreteg checkmate, jed @HenrikJoreteg @jedschmidt I don’t think I misunderstood. I just mean that when I build things, and need to go slow… https://t.co/sDisX41Txv @jedschmidt @HenrikJoreteg i mean from that end… it’s easy to build fast prototypes with 3 people as long as you re… https://t.co/liTBGF9N05 @HenrikJoreteg 3 badasses would crumble under the load of support volume Stripe gets in an hour. They could rapidly… https://t.co/7hnQMZpXHI
8/30
2020
@tknepper1 @LouReed332 @NateSilver538 Hope you feel better soon, Teresa. Depression sucks. Look forward to hearing… https://t.co/zztHAJzc1q
8/29
2020
@kwuchu @paulofariarl I think if you just buy it as a music player, you can even just put it in your pocket. If you… https://t.co/lwuY1fP7KE @paulofariarl @kwuchu i guess I don’t see how it would be much more cumbersome than an old ipod though @kwuchu @paulofariarl I think you can do an apple watch without an iphone, right? I use it standalone to run. @torturecrush Ok dadgad. @jamesreggio @padolsey I hope cuthbert recovers soon 🙏🏼
8/28
2020
@cattron313 i feel you https://t.co/pF3OkHDPHA https://t.co/QiL0vLNhxt @seldo The concept is no different than “bbq” chips, right?
8/27
2020
@AmazonPhotos this email is so disappointing. You’re discontinuing my backup and giving me a month’s notice? I have… https://t.co/DgMSkhzEnC @slightlylate It is super popular in bot detection instances though. Always a balance. I’m positive recaptcha does… https://t.co/HFmiokkcHp @slightlylate Definitely ubiquitous. Big players in the space like iovation. I wouldn’t mind seeing it become even… https://t.co/IfFScE6Z4W @slightlylate I’m 10000% on board with this, but isn’t fingerprinting on the web still pretty easy and ubiquitous?… https://t.co/ZKlIfGrflu
8/26
2020
@torturecrush Nice. Excited to hear your stuff. I have always had apogee converters and so i never got to use UAD p… https://t.co/8JjBlhgfZ9 @jennschiffer https://t.co/jFcztB1Xr2 @dontplaynojames Don’t mean to actually give you a compliment but this feels so Steve Martin to me. @torturecrush You have this hardware or these are uaudio plugins? @amatchneer https://t.co/D846fjMogX @amatchneer I’m sure it’s more than you want, but terraform is a layer on top of this that is oft-used. @justin_winslow I didn’t realize that austin had so many MIM Strat collectors I guess.If I was basing my knowledge solely off of craigslist ads for guitars, the most important part of any good guitar d… https://t.co/fruxrr0hqU
8/25
2020
@alexstamos Are you VNCing into the screens to monitor or are they somehow remotely zooming?
8/24
2020
@Eemeli_Aro Just being silly eemeli, it just breaks my heuristic for identifying a prime by sight.
8/23
2020
@_jayphelps If you repackage this tweet as a perf tip it’ll do numbers.alt text: meme — 51 is a prime number, change my mind. @angustweets Sorry angushttps://t.co/kiTlfUrwiG
8/22
2020
@jtaby Seems like Potato Jet is definitely doing real work: https://t.co/xfL1OMFKUD - and people like Philip Bloom… https://t.co/QTBB75kO8b
8/20
2020
@davatron5000 @sambreed KoRn was active through at least 2002 @jedschmidt @jtaby I once macguyver’d a windy out of some coconut oil and a ball point pen casing. It was the momen… https://t.co/dZ3RUrstRm @jtaby Nothing was more helpful than this, truly. @seldo lick the boot, laurie @jtaby https://t.co/reyfvxevRX @padolsey I once bought my ambulance driver a bottle of whisky that he asked about as he was wheeling me out of my… https://t.co/tL70TCgDFD @seldo https://t.co/9vpQYzPOoc
8/19
2020
@phae @jaffathecake :( @seldo @jkup it was better with the typos laurie how dare you @seldo https://t.co/HA4SwQYs03 @adelcambre @stripe Oh hi Andy! It’s been a minute. Welcome! @borismus That’s a blender, Boris.
8/18
2020
@koulmomo por que no los dos!? @evilpies @garannm i think she mentions that in the original tweet, but yea, i agree that it’s a huge missing piece… https://t.co/I5LBdG1SK5If I could offer one piece of advice to me after college, im sure it would be “invest in apple” or something, but l… https://t.co/L6vHsI0CsD @spikebrehm lmk when you get into leicas
8/17
2020
@jedschmidt How dare you fat shame us, jed. @asolove @ghod Hard to find a bad spot here imvho. Pretty much just the tourist spots. @asolove @ghod I see, you disagree, im sure there are places, but the average is badddd @asolove @ghod Sorry, i meant it like: the poutine will seem actually pretty good afterwards @ghod Try the mexican food
8/16
2020
@cattron313 AC is mandatory by law, never had a rolling power outage @cattron313 Come party https://t.co/wbGjBaSVI2 @paulca I hope this one does numbers, Paul. People need to know.
8/15
2020
@ylukem @jarredsumner that should basically do it luke @zeke @lyzidiamond 🙏🏼 https://t.co/qBSZYqgR8G
8/14
2020
@jedschmidt @kwuchu @MylesBorins Fun fact: it doesn’t *start out* green @jedschmidt @kwuchu @MylesBorins For that traditional kyoto “nose tea” @MylesBorins @kwuchu mfw i saw all the teapot options https://t.co/DGolvwHJl1 @MylesBorins @kwuchu Wirecutter always does their research so it’s hard to go wrong with their rec, but iheanyi, si… https://t.co/cXAgEIekt4
8/10
2020
@potch Harrison Fjord, The Samuel Jackson Five, Andy Dick Tracy Morgan Freeman @potch It’s definitely a post rock band name @blumenfeld Bada-da Bada-da Bada-dada-da-da <carlos santana begins>
8/8
2020
@cassidoo @Tzmanics @jlengstorf @philhawksworth it’s really hard to concentrate on the joke when @philhawksworth is… https://t.co/UylKp18kNI @robdel12 Cleaning the camp cabin bathrooms of 16 homesick 12 year olds eating camp food is also life altering experience.
8/5
2020
@willmanduffy @penelope_zone It’s both @willmanduffy @penelope_zone yes, i was helping you learn @SaraJChipps Happy to schedule a free consultation at your convenience. @willmanduffy @penelope_zone this has a pressurized portafilter, willman
8/4
2020
@DasSurma haha when i saw similar setups to do 35mm panos in 6x7 cameras i thought it was cool, but then i realized… https://t.co/QW8p2IG0KH @DasSurma You got a lot of 220 rolls laying around? I’ve got a few 6x7s and a 6x4.5, but the 6x9 is rough with only 8 shots a roll.
8/3
2020

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