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Leah Roehn☠️ @Sloobles Pittsburgh, PA

She/her ✨ Sometimes an artist @leahroehnart and sometimes a writer but this is a special place exclusively for stupid

675 Following   113 Followers   2,960 Tweets

Joined Twitter 2/12/17


coming out to the kid i babysit https://t.co/YnfuoZw8BM
Retweeted by Leah Roehn☠️ @beardswin The biggest compliment I could get is that you think I’m so well rounded lol✌🏻😌This is a test and if I get any wrong answers Mr. Twitter will ban you for life https://t.co/o77VH98r4V @beardswin Purple n pink!!!
7/12
2020
@konjak That’s his full nameAre ppl still doing the pet vs what you named them after thing? https://t.co/ELQCkRTcow @LuxieGames Yeah I used to work at one and i still have some deep rooted trauma from the stupid fucking coupons. My… https://t.co/5IHQMg5bu0“THIS IS CANCEL CULTURE” I shout as my debit card is declined at Wendy’s for the 3rd time this week
Retweeted by Leah Roehn☠️ @konjak For specific movies I just google it and usually it says what streaming platforms they’re on https://t.co/TL3CiGyccCWhen ur bored at work just draw one of your emotional support men and mine is Robb Stark https://t.co/cnyzW1c1bL @sarahnicoleryer Gamer girls are over partyOne of my friends was a water polo girl and she was telling me about the time she tried on a shirt in a forever 21… https://t.co/GPFXKBz99IEveryday in high school I’d fall on my knees and plead with god to tell me why he made the girls on the water polo… https://t.co/YoX5RDLgy8 @AlliCatCosplay Ahhhhhhh 💕😍 @strangenocturne They got a side profile for the goddesses 😌✌🏻From a little nose person I think big noses are super cute and your profiles are incredible 😭💕🔥 https://t.co/71sZfMP38q @quodiejones I wish we had the same consoles so we could team up bc I’ve played through world a few times so I coul… https://t.co/OXVX3XyHPt @quodiejones Yessss I had like all of the ds games growing up and during quarantine I’ve been staying busy by playi… https://t.co/Anrl3AlQkXRed Dead 2 was a VERY close second. I just love me an open world game https://t.co/QnMqI21Ss5 https://t.co/pdVZTsWlfC
7/11
2020
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Retweeted by Leah Roehn☠️ @CMRabbitt96 I’ll probably still be here https://t.co/boGP9w8vOk @CMRabbitt96 Pennsylvania babeyyyyy 😎 @CMRabbitt96 I need a customer to walk in to remind me that I’m still alive @CMRabbitt96 Look at us, doing our work then going completely comatose staring at the wall until 5I made the mistake of getting everything I needed to get done today done within an hour of being at work whats everyone else up to @yourdavestrash No but it was a little much when you fractured 3 of my ribs, stole my car, and framed me for arson 😔
7/10
2020
If these creators are going to cry about how they’re a “victim of cancel culture” instead of idk seeing the consequ… https://t.co/12ShViSEgqIt’s not your responsibility to make these people rich and it’s certainly your right to call it quits if they say s… https://t.co/4ykXfxfmpvRemember that you don’t owe creators/authors/musicians/actors/whoever ANYTHING. If they hurt you you have every rig… https://t.co/4Ya9SmYk7T
7/9
2020
Same vibe as Lay All Your Love On Me in Mama Mia huh*Take Me to the Pilot comes on while I’m at work* Me: *zones out thinking about THAT scene in Rocketman* https://t.co/u7JynG8lIg @AlliCatCosplay I’m glad there’s an audience for raw shrimp girls like me 😌💕
7/8
2020
here’s a thread of black owned businesses for anyone looking to decorate their rooms with black owned items:
Retweeted by Leah Roehn☠️Disinvestment in Black communities has forced Black businesses to disperse so Black people have to travel to suppor… https://t.co/maBvVVAyEX
Retweeted by Leah Roehn☠️Not me having patchy foundation because my uncooked-shrimp-skin-toned face got burnt and peely 🍤 https://t.co/VBcfxSYX8M @KiraDreamchaser @beardswin Transphobes will fail 10th grade biology and then lecture people on twitter about x and Y chromosomes @CosmonautMarcus To everyone saying “just let it go and move on” or “have a good faith conversation in private” nah… https://t.co/WqjmQTkDF1 @beardswin Unfortunately you might be rightEnglish🇺🇸: native speaker German🇩🇪: fluent Polish🇵🇱: proficient Japanese🇯🇵: little bit (post divorce my mom, my sis… https://t.co/yxkbVPQELRI know I didn’t just see people saying that their transphobia is “just science 😝” like I know y’all can’t be that stupidMe listening to artists who give me that catholic guilt but make it sexy feel https://t.co/6ZuBqhqWyhThis hits different at 2:30 am https://t.co/TFgnQ3lpoN
7/7
2020
@strangenocturne Incense and pine trees definitelyI’m sorry. I’m done. It’s painful as fuck to sign on to Twitter and have the author of the most important series of… https://t.co/MWni6ek6r7
Retweeted by Leah Roehn☠️ @Sphynxian The Winter Soldier is always a good look
7/6
2020
@Kellieherring @armiehammer Olive oil has such a low smoke point tho I like to make my demon stir fry with soybean… https://t.co/MY5jhrisBc @armiehammer Was it like Eucalyptus oil or did she just grab some cooking oil from the pantry? Also If you’re runni… https://t.co/ErsSyUEnOBThis is the one https://t.co/PjG2rcgwdK
7/5
2020
1776? More like seventeen seventy shit am I right
Retweeted by Leah Roehn☠️If I had a body like that I would too what are these replies even saying https://t.co/f5u80vurJZ @konjak Thanks K 💕☺️ @TupelosHoney https://t.co/8xFrQiyqewI haven’t had short hair in years I haven’t felt so confident ever
7/4
2020
@AlliCatCosplay The meeting for the bisexual bob committee will now commenceBefore//After 💋 https://t.co/rzsLUt5rUX @EmLovesZelda If there’s a door they simply just apparate through it 💁🏻‍♀️The door was closed how did he get in there https://t.co/icuWLCkC6W @steph_harlowe Also worth mentioning is the fact that those fictional characters are written to be bad people and t… https://t.co/UyzASMwgbQ @strangenocturne You look so good with short hair I love it @strangenocturne I don’t think Ms round face Roehn can pull off boyshort hairstyles but I would love to 😭 https://t.co/ITKUtl0VFg @actionCancel Time to pluck my eyelashes 👁👌🏻 @strangenocturne The bisexual bob with some long bangs so I don’t look like the pillsbury dough boy when I pull my hair back @actionCancel I’m shaving my eyebrows too NO HAIR ALLOWED @strangenocturne I wish I had the confidence 😣 @AlliCatCosplay What if 🤔 we kissed 💋😘 in a bear corpse😵🐻 in a burning building🔥🥵 in Sweden 🇸🇪😳☺️Tomorrow my hair is gonna be GONE I am so excited @beardswin I love his lil raccoon tail
7/3
2020
@beardswin GUTS!!!!!!Blue Öyster Cult - (Don't Fear) The Reaper https://t.co/KvY8BBhu32
Retweeted by Leah Roehn☠️Jurassic World (2015) https://t.co/RH8NwNiVAl
Retweeted by Leah Roehn☠️WHO DID THIS. https://t.co/Px1d0z6TBW
Retweeted by Leah Roehn☠️ @_randomhajile He patted himself on the back and made himself some mayo on wonder bread after this huhCommission for @MrFooWasHere Thank you for trusting me! https://t.co/tqZGMBgKKR
Retweeted by Leah Roehn☠️ @KiraDreamchaser I went on a binge watch of her acoustic covers on her ig tv and i now have a reason to live @TheBlackNerd *sigh* I should call her...These corporate statements are getting out of hand https://t.co/IvgT1JBOXW
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7/2
2020
Also lol @ the ppl who are asking why it isn’t sun damagedMount Washington never disappoints https://t.co/wiwR6SyxUvI would die for Hayley Williams send tweetOne of my longtime friends doesn’t talk to me anymore bc one time I commented on one of his ig pics and his girlfri… https://t.co/1N6ZUerr9f @strangenocturne If I choose to die on a hill and my last words are “fuck the snowflakes” hit that white people extinction button @konjak After spending 1 1/2 hours trying to tape/ glue them together I’m very close to doing thatThese frames were discontinued so until my new ones come in I am legally blind ✌🏻 https://t.co/fYgbFUjVgn https://t.co/26krztfbObI absolutely agree with him. Every year stunt performers put their bodies on the line to achieve cinematic greatnes… https://t.co/1hj7emWK4V
Retweeted by Leah Roehn☠️ @actionCancel https://t.co/EEiOzxO2ol @actionCancel I was cleaning them in the gentlest way possible and they just went *snap*So right now the LGBT+ community in Poland is fighting for their right to live in peace and are being met with viol… https://t.co/QoNJYWMq8P
Retweeted by Leah Roehn☠️My night is going great don’t worry about it I’m fine🤪 https://t.co/gye65leIz7
7/1
2020
@shamshandwich So long story short I cannot watch that movie again without reliving that experience @shamshandwich When I was in 10th grade we had to pick a book to write a paper on and I chose that one. When I turn… https://t.co/p82FbpTr8F @TupelosHoney @konjak Oh, to hug the Swedish basement teddy bear @konjak With this knowledge I can in good conscience give this movie a perfect 10/10 @konjak Did they let you keep the bear? @MalEffficent We’re living our best bi lives 💕 @actionCancel Youre right but I set the bar so low and yet they still can’t get over it 😔Nothing I love more than a bunch of grown ass rich morons fighting like childrenSince #Pennsyltucky is trending i'd like to remind everyone that PA was not a part of the Confederacy and waving t… https://t.co/b9YIRyTtBi
Retweeted by Leah Roehn☠️.. / --- -. .-.. -.-- / ... .--. . .- -.- / .. -. / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . https://t.co/nWkTsJURnRDoes she...you know.... like hot wings? https://t.co/aRvz98eBGUCan big youtubers PLEASE stop acting like complete fucking psychopaths for like 2 seconds
6/30
2020

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