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Baseball writer for @southsidehitpen member of IBWAA. Some writers pose as “experts,” I give real hot takes. I block fools so act like a grownup

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@DCeaseTheDay Puk and Luzardo @AlexSeelig Witt’s most aggressive timeline won’t see him in the big leagues until 2022. He hasn’t even played a game in Low-A.I once swept a guy’s injured leg in an attempt to win the 1984 All-Valley Karate Tournament. https://t.co/CDzedgyx60 @ByCharlieRicker She’s bat shit crazy
2/18
2020
@BCJRFantasy @jimcallisMLB Yeah, he missed on the pitcher (Kohl Stewart) but I have to give him credit for the others. @SoxBro Burn them both and start over @jepischke This is very true. Kenny Williams definitely passed the eye test. The White Sox Johnny Bravo. @BCJRFantasy @jimcallisMLB told me in 2014 that he thought Mondesi was one of the guys in the low minors that had a… https://t.co/yfbDVSBfxo @SoxBro Agreed. Terrible!Check out the throw from freshman catcher Hayden Dunhurst. https://t.co/TEsZkhUSM7 @Destino_15 @TateBlackman I think I just became a big Hayden Dunhurst fan. That’s a hell of a throw for a catcher p… https://t.co/Dm9dqKmfg5 @ieskridge Weight stayed the same but body fat went down. I love this kid’s work ethic and dedication.The kid has a desire to not only be great, but to be the best. Don’t worry about the muscles limiting his mobility,… https://t.co/daRwmkvawSThis is from Mason Martin’s father’s Twitter. It documents the body metamorphosis of the young slugger. This kid is… https://t.co/cMG94u2AiC @TheGrandOldGame He’s a terrible commissioner @TheGrandOldGame I feel like stripping the title is a moot point. If you take it away from them who do you award it… https://t.co/9nRZLwhitq
2/17
2020
@owemyself14 I believe it was former Cubs manager Lee Elia who said (when referring to Cubs fans). “The motherfucke… https://t.co/N0s1hxOkxg @DestroyBaseball Wow, I remember when Kevin was just a prospect writer that wore a stupid hat. Right before he beca… https://t.co/mix6PhxB85Let's have a little fun. Give me your Luis Robert projection for 2020. Mine... AVG: .255 HR: 20 SB: 27 2021 ADP: 2… https://t.co/1WcoKk90Vb
Retweeted by Dan Victor @realWTGTD They all wear that 27 it’s because they aren’t giving away any of their 27 outs in a game. It was a Ricky Renteria mantra. @AdamGSager That’s how I have always felt too.Do you refer to the ballpark as @justinjstiever Yes, still a live organist, but Nancy Faust was really a White Sox icon. I’m sure the current lady… https://t.co/jxSmQtly2K @bstarr9119 Don’t forget Sheets, he looks ready for the Arnold Classic. @RLSandack If they can put it together this year I imagine other orgs will covet them as well and we can probably t… https://t.co/45nz6nQbbm @Sean_W10 Well done my man! @RLSandack I’m going to die on the Luis Gonzalez hill. I know he’s going to have a monster 2020.One of the members of a White Sox fan group posted this yesterday. It’s a YouTube video to a great story about form… https://t.co/Cp4cqqdUfWThanks RobynSo... Nick Madrigal got jacked. Read all about it here and don’t forget to tag and follow @southsidehitpen for all… https://t.co/S0z31UqwMZ @SosaLenyn @Hoagie58 créeme Lenyn, tengo completa fe en ti
2/16
2020
@Soxsupporter1 I really dig Bagger Vance and Tin Cup @ChrisAllenPack Section 108 in Comiskey Park (Chicago) is comprised of a lot of season ticket holding booze pigs. (… https://t.co/j9bri9rjSG @Chicagofan76 I have never been much of a coffee drinker. @arpfinnarp I like Kris Bryant, but I had to like your tweet just because of the passion. @CharliBrown46 Nothing wrong with those beach drinks either, I was being mostly satirical. @CharliBrown46 A NASCAR guy that doesn’t like beer or whiskey. You are like a unicorn in your field sir. @RegionRat14 @Thatbaseballfan Line em’ up boys, slippery nipples for everybody. @RegionRat14 I wouldn’t call it a bowling movie per se, but it’s certainly a core element to the plot. @dotp1971 I didn’t even consider boxing, what the hell was I thinking. I really loved Rocky IV. It was so campy, pr… https://t.co/ELylHBrFE3 @RegionRat14 I love Kingpin, but does another bowling movie even exist? I guess my favorite arm wrestling movie is… https://t.co/Vugg7cYi5RWhat are your favorite sports movies one from each sport: if you want you can include soccer and golf too: For me:… https://t.co/ilFri9iTV7 @Thatbaseballfan @RegionRat14 Shhhhhhh. I drink them too, I just don’t broadcast it. @RegionRat14 @Thatbaseballfan When I was a casino pit boss a very belligerent craps player walked up to the dice ta… https://t.co/c9fpUlEHvPAnyone that says they are 108’ing and takes a picture of an Angry Orchard, Mike’s Hard Lemonade or a Zima should im… https://t.co/NlcexF0qQpAnother statement from Bregman https://t.co/5RzuKtejKP
Retweeted by Dan VictorOne of the greatest experience that I have ever had in my life ‼️ when I was a kid, he was one of the guys that I l… https://t.co/jm75GUj5JT
Retweeted by Dan Victor @codylybrook Yermin should be a Pokémon Go character. He’s just awesome. https://t.co/ah8ovcGyayMariners prospect Jack Anderson throws with one of the more extreme sidearms you’ll see. One of many interesting re… https://t.co/fq7tyoAZoT
Retweeted by Dan Victor @TMZ No! How about the airlines ask Boeing to give them planes that afford their passengers more comfortable seatin… https://t.co/8b7jhZzyf4 @stevestone Our fur baby Venus is a White Sox fan, she’s getting up there in age too, but we are thankful for her e… https://t.co/jCTid91uV1 @nathan_shiba Let’s me rephrase, very few minor league teams are owned by their major league affiliates. They are t… https://t.co/RCSgAxtFY8 @nathan_shiba Thanks Nate, don’t get me wrong I’m sure there are other costs and my math is general, but it really… https://t.co/oPfu3NwQDKAlso, why is Tony Clark acting like he cares? The MLBPA could have intervened years ago and demanded to include min… https://t.co/70FYBLZOkpThing is, this is a damn near fixed cost. It’s not like free agency or arbitration makes minor league salaries unpr… https://t.co/X3x1TWwgAlIf they adopted this pay scale and paid the kids year round it would be worthwhile as part of the “MLB internship”… https://t.co/9rS8wKNeaUhttps://t.co/G27C7AdNjtWhy not now? Are they first waiting to screw the 42 teams they want to contract? https://t.co/vlkYyLCFBcFor people that follow minor league prospects: never underestimate the challenges faced by a foreign born player at… https://t.co/6TFNfc5IR6 @Hoagie58 Never, we just have to keep spreading the word to the streets. It’s Len-neen, not Len-non @ChiSoxStokes I am wondering myself only due to the presence of Yolbert Sanchez who was signed for 2.5 million and… https://t.co/cgiF10Bji6Lenyn Sosa played arguably the best shortstop defense in the SAL league last year. As a 19 YO he also struck out 6%… https://t.co/x4DHUM4fOe @DKane1392 @KenWo4LiFe @barstoolWSD @fromthe108 Excellent options with this poll @OsikTyler Looking good kiddo @ProspectJesus Like the swing, no extraneous movement and the ball just jumped off of his bat. I will be watching for him @ptkichler I told you the best site for free Sox information, you tell me how to get my hands on a bottle of Pappy 23 @ptkichler @fromthe108 Follow @southsidehitpen for a ton of great Sox coverage. Don’t forget to bookmark https://t.co/yGz66T4FIO
2/15
2020
Cool thing about Frosty in 2019 was his basically even distribution of batted balls. He was much more pull heavy in… https://t.co/f1ZtoY7DCvAs we get excited about spring training I wanted to tweet out some of my older stories about some fun prospects tha… https://t.co/VTSRc5cKDOYou can see how visibly pissed Cody Bellinger is when talking about the Astros https://t.co/QUXiNwzbxd
Retweeted by Dan Victor @nbb77 @fertilemyrtles @RealTerryBoers Well said Bob.Jeff Bagwell with passionate speech at Professional Baseball Scouts Foundation dinner saying computers can’t measur… https://t.co/oQKKzGGPkn
Retweeted by Dan VictorA little brotherly love, well done Justin :) https://t.co/C7Vt2UpEKv @psychobilly07 Thanks man! I appreciate it.That’s fantastic Will! https://t.co/G5UsbZYC2C
2/14
2020
@ChiSoxHaze @LWilz @WasteOfMind00 Thanks Haze @deadhead2561 @LWilz @WasteOfMind00 Thanks, I appreciate it. @LWilz @WasteOfMind00 Thanks Wilzy @owemyself14 I bet he didn’t have him ranked 6th :) still no contest. @WasteOfMind00 Thanks so muchStat of the day: between all three minor league levels in which he played last season, Nick Madrigal hit .307 (48-1… https://t.co/XtoDqmLnYy
Retweeted by Dan VictorTo people that think not playing Nick Madrigal in the lineup for a month of “meaningless April games” won’t make a… https://t.co/Y0uQfCftbr @FutureMoncada It’s simple, if you want to win you put the best players in the lineup. He is the best option the So… https://t.co/MYJvGTqZJU @KingMac1129 I don’t think they know who all was involved other than speculation and they are really all complicit.… https://t.co/FOPOFZ6Y3O @palehose05 @KingMac1129 @BarberSox I would be more partial to Don Ho’s Tiny Bubbles. @KingMac1129 I don’t know that I have a good punishment for them. Taking away a World Series title after the fact a… https://t.co/2OredtTqOM @BarberSox She got Crane good and she didn’t quit after the first question, but that fluff quote about how much of… https://t.co/ZZ7gvQwvRJ @BarberSox I’m used to Marly saying BS like she did last year when she offered the gem, “It was an honor” watching… https://t.co/vPytr93wWR @MLBintel https://t.co/1XDPRioyrI @Destino_15 Thanks Alex! See you soon! @MLBintel They let themselves get fooled by you. #clownshow @TateBlackman Thanks Tate! I appreciate the message, looks like you had a great time on the honeymoon. I hope the n… https://t.co/kTZCUnAopf @FlaSmitty I mean look at the kid, he has plenty of room to add man muscles. Some people just don’t understand play… https://t.co/ybaoMiqCIZThat was in re: to the passionate guy trolling. @FlaSmitty I still believe in Connor Scott. He’s got the Yelich (minor league version build). Looked like you could… https://t.co/YkzEBSK1vJ @FlaSmitty @ShaneKatz73 @demorizi_eudy Thanks my man! I appreciate it. @ShaneKatz73 @demorizi_eudy @FlaSmitty He has the highest strike percentage of any top pitching prospect in the gam… https://t.co/kA6KYGnspe @newstyle23 I’ve watched it a dozen times, I swear it looks that way to me as well.
2/13
2020
@Chicagomic I was just watching the trailer for that game. It didn’t look like anything other than Tetris with a tw… https://t.co/2wCkq4Hih5My wife got me a PlayStation VR for my birthday and quite frankly... that shit is amazing. Motion sickness is a distinct possibility though.
2/12
2020

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