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Day 49. Grumpy Seal. Never ask for a seal of approval https://t.co/fABQNaiVKj
Retweeted by Dr Chris @TheLabAndField @LincolnSwans https://t.co/VJi2GKSJ8h @secretfox23 Bring 👏 me 👏 Alphabites 👏 @secretfox23 …it actually is tho.Disney+ doesn’t have Simpsons tho. You’re basically asking for £6pm for Hercules and Aladdin? 🤔There was a split in the bottom of my milk and now there’s milk all over the place 😔Twinky gays all over each other in IKEA and it’s like, imagine how much of a whole adult we all could have been if… https://t.co/lR0Tb3XRCFIt really is quite remarkable that @RBKingston has been at the Wood Lane bridge works for about 2 years now and sti… https://t.co/hXqc9nY05d @MattCheetham Seems like a great way to retain business.My favourite thing about where I get my hair cut is how they open at 0900 on Mondays but when you rock up at 0930,… https://t.co/FxLVEGdMS0
2/24
2020
@TheLabAndField https://t.co/Cykju68aLlSee also people who organise/attend high school reunions https://t.co/VlZ4OuYylQImagine still being in contact with people from school tho https://t.co/YYocYQsGVAThis is great! Watch as London’s network of streets is revealed, one bike trip at a time https://t.co/hdq3NkkGJ7
Retweeted by Dr ChrisCommit two bank robberies a year and you'd almost qualify as a skilled worker https://t.co/rdrbRiPfBP
Retweeted by Dr Chris @SkyHelpTeam Done, cheers.This gif but with the GPL https://t.co/PzNTrV2aEI<draws directly on PC screen with pen>Live your life with the over-acted hindsight of an Air Crash Investigation air crash investigator expositionly inst… https://t.co/U0QZMzkeYZ @auklet I mean it seems like that wheel is going more than random chance would seem to imply. It may be cursèd. @MattCheetham Yup, and it was still the same every time I went back so that just reinforced it. @TheLabAndField Not with that attitude. @mrkhndy I love being both too hot and unable to sleep, rather than just being unable to sleep like normal. @SkyHelpTeam hi, to who or how can a series link that doesn't work properly be reported?<Extra frowns at clipboard> <Inspector uses permanent pen on large glass-wall map of town> The queue from the junct… https://t.co/fWbloIAqczAs the minutes tick by, urban traffic controllers come to a horrifying realisation... The degree of saturation was… https://t.co/8WfYEAEtNxIn 2015, Wessex Council didn't *use* a SATURN model. As traffic from Development LP001 approaches the junction, deg… https://t.co/AcYeaVL9tSMy reports. All of them. I might start presenting them in the tone and intonation of the Air Crash Investigation vo… https://t.co/zWCCbjvrZ6This is so so so accurate dddghhjjkk and well done https://t.co/h31t2dAlv3
Retweeted by Dr Chris @kezamacdonald Dammit Keanu. @mrrob88 This is the correct answer tho.
2/23
2020
@martin_costello Exactly.It's been what, 6 months? Still haven't seen a 'slofie' in the wild. @secretfox23 @martin_costello Press X to start.I tried to be a grown up and brown some meat on a oven tray but because I'm cheap and my tray is too thin, it just burned on one spot. 🙃 @martin_costello If only there were some way of conveying an endless supply of food into inhalation radius 🤔 @TheLabAndField https://t.co/J4VVimpz6L @martin_costello Stay away from them at all times! They're so very expensive and if you breathe near them they self… https://t.co/BtMM9hN09u @TheLabAndField How is it that you get to have good passport photos in Canada, because all the ones here are terrible? @DaveyBlahBlah 200ppm Lynx Body SprayHere's a story about our biggest challenge as we seek to eliminate emissions. Not cars, not fossil fuel power, but… https://t.co/Y0yUMR054W
Retweeted by Dr Chris @TheLabAndField https://t.co/jCYHA1dkai @TheLabAndField Sadness in their eyes https://t.co/xbhg2ENXpw @TheLabAndField 😭Every time you think this story has peaked, BOOM! It levels up 😮 https://t.co/lETigFhn2L
Retweeted by Dr Chris @TheLabAndField 😢 What happened to the penguins? @martin_costello https://t.co/LtFPRiRJ3Z
2/22
2020
Westminster should be embarrassed for itself; the whole West End in fact is An Absolute State. Cf. Oxford Street.You shouldn’t have to fear/risk getting run over in Soho. It’s that simple.Walking through Soho on a Friday night and the place is gridlocked with cars. The fuck are they all doing there. Frickin’ Westminster 🚮 @mrkhndy They’re good bricks Mrk. @mrkhndy So many McMuffins you could have had. @duncan_ng Demand your answers back https://t.co/BmlUlDcprcLord spare me the framing of Yorkshire tea as "authentically British", as if the hillsides between Halifax and Dews… https://t.co/mVYbouUmMb
Retweeted by Dr Chris @Ed__tweets If you get mugged and/or murdered, then it’s less desirable. @paul2dart I use https://t.co/VxIobqN5Sz dumped into an S3 bucket for everything @TheLabAndField Amazing @TheLabAndField Why don’t we have both? https://t.co/fvLnYTwcP1 @TheLabAndField Also https://t.co/hNgHUB5GV9 @TheLabAndField There are loads! I thought it’d be like 40 or something. Also i was going to post this but now all… https://t.co/bhE8pHdr7o @TheLabAndField I lack both access and the apparent capability to find it on your website 😔
2/21
2020
@TheLabAndField How many ducks were there? 🧐 @martin_costello @Ed__tweets Whatever the reality, I think we can all agree that LinkedIn is The Worst. @martin_costello @Ed__tweets However, you don’t have The Golden In. Maybe you’re not the Premium Linker of Inns you… https://t.co/5VIz6zsi0o @martin_costello @Ed__tweets *evil laugh* https://t.co/0wy4xbhQk9 @Ed__tweets Guess it depends if @martin_costello can verify a stalk? 🌚👀 @martin_costello If one can bypass the stalking filter, then, I have to ask, what is the value of a stalking filter? @martin_costello *2m40s @martin_costello Me for 2m30s https://t.co/qWUohiv6QZ @TheLabAndField YAAASOh in other recent Capitalism is The Worst news, I’ve been told that paying for premium LînkedĮn means you can see… https://t.co/OvJhUvtM8Fhttps://t.co/0Ru0TZtXgzHeterosexuals tho, imposing their values on everyone. JFC.HONK https://t.co/85bOeiavHs @martin_costello @MattCheetham Not with that attitudeRegular Reminder: Stop using unmarked time jumps as a substitute for competent storytelling.Bah who even remembers what happened like 18 years ago when the last season was on. https://t.co/22c754gAmL @PaddyFreeland Is this right? It’s too much. I can’t. https://t.co/W1KrMN4naCWe've been looking at the Government's announcement about the Points Based Immigration System and, to be honest, we… https://t.co/5VwgGnDwJg
Retweeted by Dr Chris“Let me play Devil’s Avocado for a minute” @gpb1979 Cat has wares if you have coin? @martin_costello @MattCheetham I very appreciate it @MattCheetham Yaaaaas
2/20
2020
@Beardynoise This poll is cursed and should be destroyed. https://t.co/QDVdKxBHZBTook me ages to spot, I thought it was a joke. https://t.co/hFOIQUvPhZ
Retweeted by Dr Chris @gpb1979 https://t.co/qSobeGbCmL @Ed__tweets @repeattofade Sensible. @Ed__tweets @repeattofade You’re forgetting that men are The Worst. @orbyn Is it like an S Club / S Club Juniors sort of thing?
2/19
2020
@martin_costello I don’t think I’m smart enough for this gameAccidentally misinterpreted the End Game Now option on Obra Dinn and bollocked it all right up. 😩 @adebradley Yup, also the concept of modems. @adebradley 0800 5190100 for dial up ntlWorld internet @auklet JFC @JamieBGall JFCSo long as the shareholders get compensated, fuck all us right?I mean I’m happy about getting *some* compensation but you know that’s almost certainly coming from the DfT and not… https://t.co/SZZGzLk5quPleased SWR has finally done decent thing and offered additional compensation for crippling December strikes. I’ve… https://t.co/qMHI2rGPZL
Retweeted by Dr Chris @Sunkensie Dan Carlin’s Hardcore History
2/18
2020
Petition to replace all train door beeps with the Obra Dinn watch sting for the D.R.A.M.A.
2/17
2020

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