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esteph. @smendx94 Texas, USA

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Joined Twitter 12/10/12


Started practicing singing the Happy Birthday Song to Kami so when it she does turn 1 she ain’t crying Bloody Mary lollol #ICANRELATE https://t.co/ptKqRxVlYVI know I drive you crazy but I’ll never steer you wrong
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1/20
2020
When he good asf to me but I make up fake scenarios in my head and hurt my own feelings 🥴😂 https://t.co/HOcxechqAE
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1/19
2020
Fighting the urge to be petty is actually making me audibly laugh at 4:38am Lolololol 👏🏽 not today satan 👏🏽
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1/17
2020
🤯🤯🤯 https://t.co/L06m7iJHzsLinda vs Lil L🥴 https://t.co/Qpi5NUkiu7 https://t.co/J1Nmi7XVBK
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1/16
2020
Wish @KingRyanG would hook me and my hubsss up with tickets for the fight, it would the best Valentine’s Day ever 🥺 https://t.co/6RQdKw4pVCDisney+ is every teachers best friend.
1/15
2020
@_courtttx0 @TheKalPreciado 😂😂😂😂😂
1/14
2020
jk I’m just hormonal 😭 365 days a year. lololololCan football season be over? I’m not receiving enough attention from my significant other.
1/13
2020
@Jessiereyez isssa vibe 24/7 🤤
1/12
2020
@jackiemunoz96 I craved elotes preparados the most 🤤 @robert_larios @elijahHpatten Temptations @_courtttx0 But I feel your pain. https://t.co/pDhCYND3Gr @_courtttx0 😅yeah court. That’s good! LolI want a bag of hot Cheetos lime so bad😩😩 but instead I’m stuck with this Raisin & Cashew mix Luis got me 😭😭💔💔
1/8
2020
12hrs later I have a clean house, my babies stomach’s are full, and we’re all showered and ready to conquer the las… https://t.co/rXnpUg5I3o
1/5
2020
Lack of self love is a poison that skews the lense of reality . Been lost in the sauce long enough to know I ain neva goin back
Retweeted by esteph. @_courtttx0 @alexxxxxxus What are you talking about?😲My nigga can you imagine how funny twitter would be during an apocalypse? “Aye who all still alive on the timeline?” lmfaooooo
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1/4
2020
These assholes start a war with Iran and tweet out clip art. https://t.co/1LzrShR27B
Retweeted by esteph. @CejaConcepcion I wish I could do that 🥺 I use to sleep bra less my whole life. Now if I try I wake up in a puddle of milk 😅
1/3
2020
I NEED A NAPPPPPMiss @alexxxxxxus. She just left 30 sec. ago.It’s 3:15pm and the world is spinning 🥴
1/1
2019
I had a baby 2019. I got a new car in 2019. A really close friend moved away in 2019. My oldest nephew graduated in… https://t.co/3Dj08vDKlJThis is the perfect way to describe my friends ❤️🥺 https://t.co/s6hpJMEnqc
Retweeted by esteph. @garvalii Nope! I don’t believe in them either bro.
12/31
2019
the real loml https://t.co/cjypeUZ6Tn https://t.co/aZ4FIjg5wz
Retweeted by esteph.I had to cancel girls night bc I didn’t have a sitter. But instead of my friends having girls night w/o me they cam… https://t.co/nmTAo9oqKGonly reason i woke up and got out the house 🥰 https://t.co/2rckYo2JL6
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12/30
2019
Kami 💓’s her tia @alexxxxxxus!! https://t.co/3PvwtCi6Q1
12/29
2019
♥️♥️♥️♥️ https://t.co/qZn360QMZt
12/28
2019
Me: Babe, name an author of a book? Luis: Kim Kardashian 🙄 @HinojosaKenia It’s better to ruin a shirt 🥴
12/27
2019
Kami’s 1st Christmas 🎄🥺♥️ https://t.co/MPSAMjjHMTRespect the drip Karen https://t.co/ABHpHtOb09
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12/26
2019
@kimjongtril You know, just trying to get invited to @Lindadax3 @kimjongtril @alinanoyy @alexxxxxxus house.... @garvalii Lmfao wasn’t expecting that haha @alexxxxxxus https://t.co/3sHRnQXBHIWish my man was Asian so I can enjoy Pozole one day and Home-made Pho the next ☹️🥺 @AmazingKathaay I put on the heels and fell asleep through dinner 😐 lol
12/25
2019
Eeeeeeee I’m so excited that @LEXXXLIEEE is a mom now. Can’t wait till’ she comes out with #momlife gear. 🙃 @_courtttx0 Lol yes 🤪 and a falcons fan and a giants fan haha @_courtttx0 🤭
12/23
2019
Tyga better change his name to El Tigre https://t.co/ndRYXwQGAK
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12/21
2019
So is Trump getting impeached or not?
12/18
2019
Only 12 days into December and Luis is already tired of tamales lol...we still got 19 more dayz left of tamales poz… https://t.co/eAozEn39YR
12/13
2019
@alexxxxxxus Miss litmas year at your mommas houseApple Juice—Jessie Reyez
12/10
2019
@HinojosaKenia Is this kinder? Lol @AmazingKathaay Lmfao I meant like “a good head on my shoulders” 🤪 you know what I mean 😉Need more days like yesterday. Lol #SeñoralifeYesterday after I cooked dinner a girlfriend of mine came over with a bottle of 1800 ready to serve margarita mix.… https://t.co/wtkAHc4LoW
12/5
2019
I have grown an obsession with Walmart’s Chocolate Chip cookies at the worst time. I’m gaining wait by the minute b… https://t.co/aHOBMrWgjn
12/4
2019
I can’t wait to get off work to nap 😭 I’m dying.
12/2
2019
Who’s man? 🤤🤤🥰 https://t.co/IyqPq3DFdr🤪🤪🤪🤪 https://t.co/m8u16vp4bG
11/30
2019
https://t.co/0khGemqMab“i ThOugHt yOu wEre in yOuR hOliDay sPiriT to bAke yOur OwN...”Sent Luis to Walt Mart to get me my favorite cookies and he just walked in with cookie dough 🥴
11/27
2019
Taking care of your significant other mentally and physically is so important. Love them on their worst days and pi… https://t.co/NwypXeW9x6
Retweeted by esteph.“You married a wild spirit. Trying to tame them is no use.” —The Crown @HinojosaKenia It’s the worst!!! Take care babygirl! Let me know if there is anything I can do to help!
11/26
2019
@HinojosaKenia This is totally true 😭😂NFC Defensive player of the year... NFC Defensive rookie of the year... All-Pro Defensive Player... Pro Bowler... B… https://t.co/8u7iewpVr3
Retweeted by esteph. @HinojosaKenia @AmazingKathaay @karenyvette1 I know I’m so excited!!! @AmazingKathaay @karenyvette1 @HinojosaKenia Lets volunteer kenias house @HinojosaKenia @karenyvette1 @AmazingKathaay wya? We need cousingiving lol
11/25
2019
Need this in my life. https://t.co/gOWjX5tid1
11/24
2019
@LeticiaMachuca Retweet retweet retweet lol
11/23
2019
I love how I can lower my students voice with my face expressions 😭🤪😂 https://t.co/fQCjmLDDYF @heylee25 You going to give me your discount? Lol @HinojosaKenia My baby is going to have a bestie 😍🥰💕I still want my nails done, clothes, shoes, make up, etc etc etc lolWhy does home decor and household items have to be part of my own personal budget 😣Blessing Twitter🥰🥰 https://t.co/pOnHv3ueeN
11/22
2019
Happy Birthday to one of the greatest mommy’s in the world! @LeticiaMachuca 🎉
11/21
2019
@HernandezMarkus Excuse me I’m his aunt lol. He knows damn well not talk to me like that lol @garvalii hell no lol
11/20
2019
That means double date soon! https://t.co/tszLWhxHxh @_guerrraa https://t.co/fP3e0pt8X8
11/19
2019
One of bets is Cussing. We have to pay each other $5 bucks for every cuss word we say. At this point I owe Luis $80… https://t.co/y3ns4AOtJhSo Luis and I bet each other on absolutely everything lol..
11/18
2019
@alinanoyy Same lolTbh I feel so old, I was in her foot steps 6 years ago 😳🥴My AmeriCorps tutor just asked me if I could write her a recommendation letter for a Scholarship 😭❤️ I just might c… https://t.co/zr359aIg6z
11/15
2019
Do I really have to go to work today 😭💤💤💤💤
11/13
2019
@HinojosaKenia Voy a hacer tacos para mi y nada para el 😎 @AmazingKathaay I wish 😭Who wants to go enjoy a beer and wings with me later? 😂My boyfriend just enjoyed wing Tuesday without me. I’m breaking up with him. @LEXXXLIEEE Don’t take pads! Use all the pads, diapers, and wipes the hospital gives you! And take what’s left home with you! ❤️
11/12
2019
@macmeander Congrats friend!!!! Sending you lots of love and blessings from Amarillo. Hold her and nourish her ever… https://t.co/R5ONMHKcVOwhy does getting new fabric softener make me excited lol
11/11
2019

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