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Joined Twitter 6/21/11


With the federal government refusing to preform oversight, there’s still one person with the power to order an inve… https://t.co/kG9Du8Z6ZZ
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7/3
2020
CAN YALL HEAR US???? OUR COUNTRY WILL LOSE THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH IN 8 DAYS HELP US
Retweeted by Waterbear WhispererHi, hello. Are you angry that City Council failed #DefundNYPD? Me too. But! I have good news. 35 out of 51 Members… https://t.co/MktvEbYmBg
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7/2
2020
@felishonaleash This is romance. @djkgamc @SonyaMeesh the dual "have"s really bugging me now.in retrospect, maybe George Lucas was right and Star Wars should have been about politics and microscopic organisms. @SonyaMeesh This tweet took four full tries to get right. Totally worth it. @SonyaMeesh Having moved to the suburbs, I have learned the bad news that it is a whole personality.NEW: Coronavirus has ravaged NY’s poor neighborhoods. But nevertheless, their hospitals have gotten the least resou… https://t.co/zwFHkYaLNB
Retweeted by Waterbear Whisperer @CHIRPENDALE Can I use this one? @_YOUNGBABY_ @MitchGerads Maybe even the voice of a generation. @MitchGerads https://t.co/IUBCDBQktC @MitchGerads Considering your tastes, have you tried 2.0 or Iconography? @B3byVoldemort @PhizLair I’m embarrassed to admit in a public forum that it’s on the 2003 s/t so I would guess there is no good version. @B3byVoldemort @PhizLair Oh no, is that about to happen to me? the other day I suddenly needed to hear “Little Digger” @MacyRodman Damn, I guess that explains the Katy Perry song. @MacyRodman fireworks are straight? @markkleeb @wondervillenyc This rules.
7/1
2020
BREAKING: We’re hearing that in addition to the @NYCCouncil’s complete failure to deliver #NYCBudgetJustice, they a… https://t.co/fBa9ZPd9qC
Retweeted by Waterbear Whisperer @activitysongs This feels like a wife subtweet.https://t.co/6f38YEWrey
6/30
2020
@bbornaa Damn. @bbornaa Which location? @bbornaa This is sad. @johnlevenstein @ScottAdamsSays This is beautiful. @WendyMolyneux It’s less fun than I’d have thought. @NYCSpeakerCoJo Then make real cuts to their budget, not meaningless shuffling.I'm dropping another campaign video urging my impersonator @NYCMayor to resign after NYPD's disgraceful handling of… https://t.co/2ZDScOZo2r
Retweeted by Waterbear WhispererFor every time someone posts the fun pink polo idiots to your timeline, you must go watch police assaulting peacefu… https://t.co/3gzWBPGTU8 @86reality We always were
6/29
2020
These cops just got ran up on people https://t.co/RnibVPjKfm
Retweeted by Waterbear WhispererPepper spray, including of a cop, another falls off a motorcycle, other cops pushing.... at splitter Pride march. https://t.co/kauOXsAwbG
Retweeted by Waterbear WhispererThis is from a friend who was there. A peaceful protest turns into excessive force from NYPD. On the anniversary of… https://t.co/OyHLNkBL8u
Retweeted by Waterbear WhispererTrump shared a video of numbskulls in a Florida retirement community leading a pro-Trump golf cart parade. But the… https://t.co/D329bgFRxd
Retweeted by Waterbear WhispererThe police aren’t only rioting. They’re getting worse. Last night in Portland cops completely broke the no tear ga… https://t.co/3r539MHhsm
Retweeted by Waterbear Whisperer @RyanWillDowney I see now how I was setting myself up for a paranoia spiral. @RyanWillDowney Who do you send mine to?
6/28
2020
@janiehaddad Don’t let that distract from the trillion in corporate bailout. @bbornaa Perfect spouse
6/26
2020
@arispool Wasn’t this your campaign slogan?Nope. The value of lobster landings increased under Obama and then took a sharp dip as soon as Trump took office. T… https://t.co/zuqIEhopf8
Retweeted by Waterbear Whisperer1. There's a dirty secret behind the extraordinary success of @benshapiro on Facebook The Daily Wire has an undisc… https://t.co/N6EjVVIOrh
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6/25
2020
we should probably already be protesting over this whole "the cops were protecting a pedophile trafficking ring in… https://t.co/0ZOUIWeEpP
Retweeted by Waterbear WhispererBREAKING: 1 OF 3: Florida announced yesterday they're not counting the icu bed availability anymore, a key element… https://t.co/9WG3mB1sFZ
Retweeted by Waterbear Whisperer @SonyaMeesh head so heavyIf you're posting that pledge thing and are like "I will intervene." Do you even know what it looks like when a pe… https://t.co/j0Ei4K77dM
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6/24
2020
Graydon House, a subsidiary of Harper Collins, is accepting unagented submissions from Black authors until Sept. 8.… https://t.co/Eyu9uYEaPs
Retweeted by Waterbear Whisperer @NYCMayor NOT ENOUGH. do goddamn better.So I need to make a thread about what happened and is still happening in DC right now to Black Lives Matter protestors. Please read this.
Retweeted by Waterbear WhispererThis is my friend Ethan. He lost sight in one eye when a police officer shot a tear gas canister directly into his… https://t.co/tOl3Q7aOGg
Retweeted by Waterbear Whisperer @AGoldmund this one is good.just updated my piece in the wake of the stunning report today that the three officers at the center of the "poison… https://t.co/GVyXBFQKRf
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6/23
2020
I'm not afraid to call out corporations that are taking advantage of hardworking Americans and vulnerable patients,… https://t.co/JYg0YzWwaU
Retweeted by Waterbear Whisperer @jamieloftusHELP this rulesTrump press secretary Kayleigh McEnany has voted by mail 11 times in 10 years https://t.co/wS3nbazBJr
Retweeted by Waterbear WhispererRemember when everyone kept posting videos of a white woman setting the Wendy’s on fire and calling her an “outside… https://t.co/CCeM5KTiSg
Retweeted by Waterbear Whisperer @nytimes Another irresponsible headline. You still suck.🚨NYC: If you plan on voting absentee, make sure you mail your ballot TODAY so it will be postmarked in time to coun… https://t.co/dlHjATQt3Q
Retweeted by Waterbear Whisperer @_YOUNGBABY_ Yahoh my fucking god 269GB of files from every department sortable by BADGE NUMBER Anonymous really did not come to pl… https://t.co/jJ9ZHgv7bQ
Retweeted by Waterbear WhispererY’all might forgotten about the story, but the two cops that pushed and nearly killed a 75yo man in Buffalo were re… https://t.co/pQCawRRENR
Retweeted by Waterbear WhispererFather's Day is a good day to remind people that all phone calls and video calls for incarcerated people should be… https://t.co/WtKnJcKX6D
Retweeted by Waterbear Whisperer @neonsigh The stance on that windbreaker one. 🤩
6/22
2020
I can't believe the generation that loves that movie is doing shit-all while the tiktok kids are living the "Hack t… https://t.co/WNQusispey @patrickcotnoir I hope you own this. @cheryllynneaton How do you think this weird OAN rise factors in? Would the base go over there if fox drops h*nn*t* and t*ck*r?Allegory about surrounding yourself with talentless yes men.This Tweet from @Politidope has been withheld in response to a report from the copyright holder. Learn more.
Retweeted by Waterbear Whisperer @MitchGerads So far, you got way more than your wish!
6/21
2020
@MitchGerads I worry that they'd still release the same headlines. @MitchGerads the trick is that they start the fights.Thank you thank you thank you To everyone getting out the word on today’s events, to everyone who offered to help… https://t.co/PSXngdhsBN
Retweeted by Waterbear WhispererA must read thread. https://t.co/HaFTOh4Cupthe instagram account that gives me and a lot of other new yorkers info about protests has been mysteriously banned… https://t.co/KL8Db3rBvK
Retweeted by Waterbear WhispererKentucky cutting number of polling places for Tuesday’s primary from 3700 to 200 There will be one polling place f… https://t.co/9hm5OkhaYf
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6/20
2020
Chaser/double chaser https://t.co/czAiyumuiY
Retweeted by Waterbear Whispererseeing a lot of tweets from young black people needing laptops for school in fall and i think today especially we s… https://t.co/Uk9d7kSpWi
Retweeted by Waterbear Whisperer @JeanGreasy Bare Bones BuddiesColorado Gov. Polis has signed SB-217 into law, ending qualified immunity for police, heavily restricting use of te… https://t.co/2uBRXvZA1t
Retweeted by Waterbear Whisperer @GoodWillsmith "I broke your fun genre, so now it's smart" is how the stupid art world works too.Did you know that police officers don't even make it into the top 10 of most dangerous jobs in America? No? Everyth… https://t.co/Hz6e5mrO62
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6/19
2020
US corporations fund police through a rarely-scrutinized backdoor route, report reveals https://t.co/rVfqfTJ3S6
Retweeted by Waterbear WhispererPSA: this @nytimes headline is flat-out wrong. The Supreme Court explicitly found that Trump COULD end DACA if he w… https://t.co/Rwg5g8GFjS
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6/18
2020
https://t.co/rztdce9shVHey, in the past couple of years there have been a lot of people talking about Due Process. A lot of people seem to… https://t.co/94yMAvzKMk
Retweeted by Waterbear Whisperercannot believe a small community nonprofit with zero full-time employees that usually handles $1,000/day and is req… https://t.co/KAOXUXIIiH
Retweeted by Waterbear WhispererEarly tests show that only 1.4% of protestors in Minneapolis have tested positive for COVID-19, compared with the c… https://t.co/GyiWbvytMQ
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6/17
2020
@SenatorCollins Fuck you for Kavanaugh. No one’s forgotten.double & triple check who you're giving money to - this pro-police foundation is collecting millions using the name… https://t.co/86t2k4PSVX
Retweeted by Waterbear WhispererArizona restaurants are having employees test positive for COVID, continuing to schedule employees that were in con… https://t.co/laZPeVm0Dv
Retweeted by Waterbear WhispererWOW, this open letter to Cuomo from people who've lost family members to police violence calling him "one of the mo… https://t.co/iIubrkKbiC
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6/16
2020
Anti-crime was born out of another unit that was "disbanded" — the Street Crimes Unit, after one of the plainclothe… https://t.co/aGRStg1zK4
Retweeted by Waterbear WhispererNEWS: Trump aides just quietly issued a directive allowing corporations to transfer 100 million workers’ retirement… https://t.co/swJxPNBYT6
Retweeted by Waterbear Whispererlast night i put out a call for white folks to start FUNDING ORGANIZERS. a lot of white folks asked how they could.… https://t.co/rE9lE3kIxo
Retweeted by Waterbear Whisperer @HeatherAntos I certainly didn’t have any the other day. Sorry for arguing a stupid point. @mgeddesgengras gimme that faith no more / boo-yah t.r.i.b.e. all day though @mgeddesgengras https://t.co/om6sfCIdCaToday I learned... The white man in this photo was Peter Norman from Australia who finished 2nd the 1968 200m fina… https://t.co/2R8WHdNbMO
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6/15
2020

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