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@WWU Alumni | Director of Marketing for @BroadwaySeattle & @BroadwayFresno | Aspiring dog owner and taco enthusiast 🐶🌮✌🏼

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Joined Twitter 5/17/09


@b1anne @kristencheeks That Beyond burger is one of the grossest things I’ve ever had
2/17
2019
.@lizzo will you be my valentine https://t.co/uwmBqS04Yw
2/14
2019
@MrEmilyHeller My building’s laundry room switched to a system where you can only pay by an app and this is the fir… https://t.co/ZRBHHUioAa
2/12
2019
This. ❄️ https://t.co/1qUpYWISnq
2/9
2019
@smithkelley73 Right? So sweet.This is me at the end of a long week https://t.co/aTbC9M3GlD @b1anne Joey went to Costco for some snowmageddon stockup and got “a large Tito’s and paper towels”
2/8
2019
Today is going to be a good day 💙 Announcing your 2019/20 #BroadwayInPortland Season! RENEW:… https://t.co/Xib49FZBRP
Retweeted by Brittany SmithUS House Democratic women dressed in white for Tuesday night's #SOTU pose together on a spiral staircase on Capitol… https://t.co/Hjr60t4RQl
Retweeted by Brittany Smith @Joshtown Love her, congrats!
2/6
2019
@aholland82 @LilyJaquith Tis boring @LilyJaquith So boring @christengreene I would love that
2/4
2019
@christengreene At least it’s lead me to learn to cook more @christengreene Allergy to cows :( No beef or dairy for me anymore. I miss cheese so much.Just made vegan queso and Aperol Spritz’s for the super bowl like the latte sipping coastal elites Obama warned you about.
2/3
2019
Seattle rush hour is already bad enough, @Uber and @lyft please have your drivers actually pull over and not stop i… https://t.co/Vp0qhbGSJN
2/1
2019
@b1anne Omg it’s just 43 pages of all the bad marketing and business buzz words. I knew “ideate” was going to be in there.
1/31
2019
@MonicaLewinsky Killing Eve
1/30
2019
@LeslieInSeattle @kayla_demonte @DerrickD_V I'm most sad about the entire group than about those two specifically (… https://t.co/eyE6oZWuO7 @kayla_demonte I cried again on the walk to work listening to that clip on the podcast
1/29
2019
😭😭😭 https://t.co/97mTFSmtfU
1/28
2019
Just your annual reminder that real humans are behind business social media pages ✌🏼
1/24
2019
It’s almost like booking and coordinating tours is complex enough that it’s some peoples’ job https://t.co/dsUD2hAJdh
1/22
2019
when people say they’re from Washington, YES they mean state. People from Washington DC would say the DC and if I meant DC I WOULD SAY DC
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1/21
2019
@mileskahn @nadamucho @thelumineers at @thecrocodile
1/20
2019
Sure did. ❤️ you @SPLBuzz. https://t.co/3jH8vCzWxC @LeslieInSeattle @B2That I can't wait to hear what y'all think!Friends- I cannot help you with this one so plz plz enter the lottery! https://t.co/C7R71JybHh
1/18
2019
@christengreene I watched that last night and was fixated on his shoes the entire time
1/16
2019
Redefining Representation: The Women of the 116th Congress: https://t.co/kvrzePCvHM h/t @MarisaKabas https://t.co/N3rpMgHsFU
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1/15
2019
@b1anne @TVHilton You’d think that would lead me to turn my computer off more often and yet... I don’t
1/11
2019
@b1anne Additionally- note pads
1/10
2019
@b1anne Bags on bags on bags in the trunk of my car
1/9
2019
@shaunline The worst person in this movie is Andi’s unsupportive boyfriend @shaunline I continue to think about this movie @shaunline How have I never heard of this I love raunchy, rude and female friendships
1/5
2019
@wellreadblkgirl The Proposal by @thebestjasmine
1/4
2019
@julia_paleski Like 5x today I’ve said “it’s fine it’s Sunday”
1/1
2018
you want some good news from 2018? I bet you do • book sales are up this year over last year • sales of physical b… https://t.co/je2toPKqH4
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12/27
2018
@mshannabrooks Something similar happened to be with Old Navy. I thought I was reordering the same item but it arri… https://t.co/r53QLeFmkH
12/17
2018
This is so @smithkelley73 and @MikeSmith3916 https://t.co/xr6cMz9duF
12/16
2018
@natattaack Not the same but the Miss/Ms/Mrs structure needs to go too @DanaSchwartzzz It’s a tie between “Its after six what am I, a farmer?” And “a lot to very”
12/11
2018
@ianimhof But Ian, do you think they even KNOW that it's Christmas???It's truly wild that anyone still plays "Do They Know It's Christmas" purely due to the line "well tonight thank Go… https://t.co/ZVOFSiDnnc
12/5
2018
What if we just didn’t say “sorry for the delay” in work emails until something was past 48 hours old.
11/21
2018
This is how you get young people involved. I’m not in her district but follow because she’s pulling the curtain bac… https://t.co/NW2OazFWOz @julia_paleski @jaffecraig Wholeheartedly accept this rose
11/20
2018
@jaffecraig The bagels are normal but I have a recently developed Bovine protein intolerance so I like their vegan… https://t.co/t3vMuapG7i @nikkipearlG It's time to make this Yuletide Guay @jaffecraig Aaah what yes I was waiting for a bagel and in my pre-caffeine daze didn't even hear you. But yes it's… https://t.co/hIf2b62B1sTwo more weeks ✌🏼 https://t.co/kGjWPImxD8
11/19
2018
Loved this love him // @birbigs #tonightsbill https://t.co/m0hK5uXzqu
11/9
2018
@ianimhof So great. Learned quite a bit. @ianimhof I saw a one woman play on Broadway where Holland Taylor played Ann Richards.
11/7
2018
@jaffecraig At the grocery store yesterday my boo told me he liked the sound of my boots on the tile @barsukrecords @VinylMePlease @dcfc Transatlanticism #VMPxBarsuk
11/5
2018
DEAR EVAN HANSEN is collecting photos of fans across the country for a chance to be featured in their national tour… https://t.co/oxyWMDYJtc
11/2
2018
@lukeburbank Edibles aren’t cheap no one’s going to give them away like that
11/1
2018
Ina my Queen https://t.co/EBHNemxtbA
10/27
2018
Support archives, support libraries, support repertory movie theaters, support record stores, support book stores,… https://t.co/wwVE27XDY0
Retweeted by Brittany Smith
10/26
2018
@femmewitch Coradee (Coralee and Dee)
10/25
2018
This is also me trying to use a smart speaker https://t.co/bTLdMiWOtD
10/23
2018
@aholland82 #somanydroppedspots
10/18
2018
About to board a flight to Greenville and the attendant keeps saying “Greensborough” and I just really want to make… https://t.co/b1uhVUi84y
10/17
2018
Seconded https://t.co/CQP0zjtCHP
10/16
2018
Maybe it’s the marketer in me but when will people learn to buy the URL of your name when you get even a sliver of… https://t.co/tzxGAI5xgX
10/11
2018
@shaunline Was it everything you and @bobbyfinger wanted it to be?
10/7
2018
Vote. Every time. Every election. Vote. At all levels. Vote. Like your life depends on it. Vote. Vote. Vote.
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10/6
2018
@julia_paleski Fun fact this is why programming like CBS Sunday Morning costs 5x as much as normal during October and November @juliareinstein @meetlibby @BKLYNlibrary I never had an Audible subscription but I made the same realization recent… https://t.co/0jJbCxoEnn
10/3
2018
@mshannabrooks I discovered some with back clasps and have never gone back
10/2
2018
Bless @marianbull for this list. Dudes, this is for you. And if you feel like you know this stuff, share it with 5… https://t.co/bwZYLEJP3r
Retweeted by Brittany Smith
9/28
2018
@shaunline Also I was unknowingly at the last concert there @shaunline @stgpresents can y’all pick up a month long residency at the Paramount?
9/27
2018
@shaunline I was devastated when my VCR broke (further proof he and I are meant to be) @shaunline I oddly love that he chose a VHS
9/26
2018
@shaunline @reskimo Ouch
9/21
2018
Seattle I love you you’re perfect https://t.co/hdQQ5bpYwy
9/17
2018
@reskimo @shaunline This just cropped up in my ‘gram and made me physically uncomfortable https://t.co/gmkRZICIHR @jamesholod Sister Act (if we’re not counting a community theatre production of The Wizard of Oz)
9/15
2018
@duchesskrissi @b1anne Oooh we are starting Friday FIRED UP
9/14
2018
@segaldg @shaunline https://t.co/o5RgNyqHY0 @reskimo @shaunline Is that a thing???
9/13
2018
@shaunline I don't trust anyone that doesn't own at least some kind of physical media @shaunline I feel like you would be passionate about this thread https://t.co/97ep5SqwM4
9/12
2018
@WendiReichstein I’d been watching SATC earlier today so it was jarring until I remembered his actual 2018 age. https://t.co/bHIJRxNRdzWait wait in all these tweets about #ToAllTheBoysIveLovedBefore no one mentioned it was set in Portland or that Aiden is the dad???
9/10
2018
@christengreene Can I @ you if I agree
9/7
2018
It’s never been about pumpkin spice. It’s about mocking things young women love and chose to treat themselves with. https://t.co/CxUDBzESh4 @knitpurl Temple of the dog 🤣 @ianimhof You don’t get a cookie for something you should have never done in the first place
9/4
2018
BTW thank you @Bumbershoot for Dr Tracy and the @CaffeVita stand they're the real heroes. https://t.co/jGKwqJV5cS
9/3
2018
How many B12 shots is too many asking for a friend @jaffecraig @reskimo Attn Craig send Dr Tracy with the B12 the troops are getting droopy
9/2
2018
@jaffecraig @reskimo TWAN NEVER SHOWED UP YESTERDAY. 😢 @reskimo Is she here again today?
9/1
2018
True Seattlites don’t even make eye contact with each other unless someone has a puppy and then strangers really come together.
8/30
2018
@aholland82 Jeopardy and news are so expensive
8/29
2018

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