youâre telling me one of these things took out dan crenshawâs eye
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Retweeted by Hillary (not sara)Date: are you on birth control
Me: I have an ied implant
Date: oh hahah you mean IUD
Me: *pelvis starts ticking* no.maybe the real $2000 check was the friends and family members we lost along the way
Retweeted by Hillary (not sara)I forgot to memorize a monologue for an audition sophomore year of high school and I was so embarassed I became a tâŚ
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Retweeted by Hillary (not sara)me: you stole my joke
dude: CALM DOWN itâs only Twitter
me: retweet mine then
dude: NEVER! MY TIMELINE IS A NUANCED BRAND
Retweeted by Hillary (not sara) @TanksFTM @CaitCamelia :/
@Quantum_King_ @CaitCamelia Obviously it was the same date, TJIâm bringing a tape measure on the first date, we gonna see if you really â6â0â đ¤¨
Retweeted by Hillary (not sara)if screens bad why watching big screen while holding little screen feel so good
Retweeted by Hillary (not sara) @ElyKreimendahl @ngocbbuii @mistakoy @Jest_Iris @tinylilbaby1 @ElaniKitten @MILFWEEED @showmetheyamzâŚ
https://t.co/42lxceDGbf @rjpdx @trap_jazz You may wanna sit down for this one
@tropicanapussy @TheKitchen4U 14 followers away from ass for all of us, do the right thing, yâall
@chaoticye Itâs like youâre doing Niles cosplay the way you didnât even read what I saidgo to sleep you very stupid bitch
Retweeted by Hillary (not sara)this is why you love sea shanties, explained simply
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Retweeted by Hillary (not sara)ate some pasta and i'm still sad? life is a scam
Retweeted by Hillary (not sara)URGENT. PLEASE SHARE. SHE WAS GRABBED ON THE CORNER BY 3 OFFICERS.
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Retweeted by Hillary (not sara) @GutsDanson @ElyKreimendahl How fucking embarrassing, seriously, stop doing thisif you like sea shanties... can I tell you about union work songs?
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Retweeted by Hillary (not sara)wipe your tears queen you're crying over someone who won't even let you peg him
Retweeted by Hillary (not sara)"I hope this email finds you well!"
Me:
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Retweeted by Hillary (not sara) @lol_Ham3z I cannot stop laughing at thisWhen ya homeboy pop in his Mixtape and that hoe ass but you still need that ride....
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Retweeted by Hillary (not sara) @chaoticye This is exactly what I follow your alt for
@GutsDanson @ElyKreimendahl Literally nothing about this is right.unbothered, moisturized, in my lane, focused, flourishing
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Retweeted by Hillary (not sara) @sgtballsvevo Hell yeah! Good job, Thom!!!