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My name really isn't Sara; I just don't want my students googling me & finding out I say fuck. (she/they)

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go to sleep you very stupid bitch
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴hey god...me again https://t.co/qRcWxs8Udd
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴Love having a crush on someone new because now I get to set a bunch of reminders for myself that go off throughout… https://t.co/bq06TA0ErQ
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴i just found out i have 790,000+ plays on my stand up album, y'all wanna make it a million so i can tell my parents https://t.co/l0AQ7ykUjx
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴I love this part https://t.co/40wR03KeUx
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴can y’all run my streams up on my comedy album plz. I’m trying to buy some more weed. I promise it’s funny https://t.co/nriXmZuQBB
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴at the end of the day it’s just me my adult acne and i
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴me, alone in a white space: me, when any black person enters: cell phones need coltan from the congo to work
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴my (24F) cat (4M) thinks it’s OK to just tip my glass over as if it is not filled with vodka i paid money for while… https://t.co/rUzwrDPIJe
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴“we have a lot of laughs here” i say as my self esteem crumbles and i enter a deep, insecure fugue state for days on end
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴depressed people be like damn i got twitter due at midnight, and every other second of my life
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10/20
2020
fuck the glorification of skinniness for women. being strong is so much more fun. I’m tryna gain 10 lbs and get fuc… https://t.co/EwNeKqKlN0
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴hey y’all a friend of mine lost their home in a fire this weekend. they have been big community supports and have h… https://t.co/2d9U6Q0QUw
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴 @climaxximus I liked this before I finished reading it & then I finished reading it & hurt my own feelings💗 SIGNAL BOOST 💗 A friend's fam (on top of COVID stress) is now dealing with a cancer diagnosis and the stress of… https://t.co/apq13ycDPn
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴 @maynardftw @Barknado69 Hahahah okay awesome, sorry, I just didn’t want anyone to think thom stole anything, sorry for the misunderstanding! @maynardftw @Barknado69 Hey m night shyamalan, the new source was the original author the whole timemy friend: hey can i get some advice on something me who got a matching tattoo with a girl on our first and only date: yeah sure
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴 @adamgreattweet Extra extra good luck!!!men be like “u should smile more” but won’t give u reason to. maybe if u disappeared i would.
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴I love the autumn, crunching through fallen leaves, stamping all over those pathetic motherfuckers
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴 @WinningByARose Your English, just like you & that freaking face, is perfect! @WinningByARose How do I get ugly like this @Keally22 Gizmall @geometricsleep @perpetua I came into the replies looking for this one specifically!This is so funny to me https://t.co/GSIwJLDy3Z
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴 @FranziaMom HahahahahahahME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME https://t.co/OWFIyolDLq
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴if my dog doesn’t kiss me goodbye before work we are beefing all day
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴 @meeeeeriem @PallaviGunalan Hahahahahahah @PallaviGunalan *gassing your ass up to xxl* And he doesn’t deserve you @niisha_xo Hahahahahah oh my god I love him @PallaviGunalan Oh my godi asked my guy if he thought my ass was fat and he said “medium” i said i must be one because i'm talking to a dead man
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴Bad news, y’all 😔 https://t.co/EsM9oDGahmROTC students be like i got war due at 11:59pm
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴 @thewordealer past-Hillary is never not looking out for usOkay wait https://t.co/A3nibjlpzTbro i'm tired of paying for pads and tampons if walmart doesn't let me walk out with my female products i am straig… https://t.co/woB1HhdWFz
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴 @roxiqt Ben & Andrew don’t read this… Oh hey Roxi, fucking marry meOh hey! Buy Caitlin’s art so we can match! https://t.co/IsOOuIX4jG https://t.co/3vnQp7mUsuTo be clear, this is specific to when the crush is a he. This never happens with she or they crushes because of cou… https://t.co/PmxEpucBMC @ActuallyKurt It’s not looking great :/✨✨You can buy prints of my art here: https://t.co/m8FN4zGfNB https://t.co/e9y5UWefxf
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴Setting a new reminder for myself that says, “if he doesn’t like this tweet before the end of the day, it’s the sex thing”Also also, if he reads this & gets upset, we’ll know it’s the latterhttps://t.co/tg0ShSAd2y
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴just want to tell all the sad young people out there, don’t lose hope. it gets a lot worse, so lose hope later
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴 @CastanzaFrank I can’t know this for sure until after the next time I have sexLove having a crush on someone new because now I get to set a bunch of reminders for myself that go off throughout… https://t.co/bq06TA0ErQThe Bake Off https://t.co/xpTMULShfq
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴I put on a bad bitch playlist and started dancing at work and someone caught me and now I’m embarrassed bitch
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴 @meeeeeriem It’s you, it’s me, it’s us, bitch 💛what a beautiful day to slander europeans
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴professors making their office hours 2:38 - 2:40 every other thursday: https://t.co/SbnuttoIlJ
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴sorry i didn’t reply to ur calls and texts babe i was busy doing something important for the past four hours no bab… https://t.co/3if2nCJUv2
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴 @meeeeeriem I cried so hard, my nose started bleeding @Crystal_rain18 This is the best part of my day @charliecat31 Aww I love that!!! @lisanasu She’s perfect & beautiful!
10/19
2020
@femaleredhead Goodnight! @justky1018 Happy birthday, you look amazing!!!valet, aspiring magician: is 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 your car? guy: that's not it either valet: *shuffles deck of cars* ok hold on
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴white ppl be having last names like leinenkugel but can’t pronounce khalid
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴horny twitter is honestly so fascinating how do so many people manage to only talk about their sex lives without ev… https://t.co/cMCH2VbzTG
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴 @lilpoppygolden I love them
10/18
2020
saying "u don't look like a he/him" will get u he/hit
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴 @CherylSugerman https://t.co/Suvf2hAuFm @stef3123 Absolutely."bi people are attracted to gender and pan people are attracted to personality" the front of my truck is attracted to ur knees
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴*at brunch* waiter: what can i get you? friend: bloody mary other friend: bloody mary bloody mary in the mir… https://t.co/9hoHHwTDMx
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴Tfw the source is unknown https://t.co/nIFAFG3ms9
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴this can’t be the same brain i used to produce abundant amounts of serotonin with as a child
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴i tried to carve mike wazowski lmfao https://t.co/D8GUoX1kbH
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴 @PepperShaekr Oh my god sweet baby Truffles!!!ME: [makes a random tweet where I mention men] SOME GUY: [climbing out of the sewers] Is this tweet really about e… https://t.co/rF5QkosUQJ
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴him: me: hey hey hey, pay attention to me dude behind me: hey hey hey, pay attention to me me: UGH TAKE A HINT
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴 @WendyACorona I would die for Mickeyliving with your parents is fun cause it’s free except for the small cost of your mental wellbeing
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴Got my card declined purchasing a bottle of water at tesco today and im finally giving in. Please don't treat this… https://t.co/HjT3FHyW1e
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴happy birthday to matthew macfadyen! reposting one of the best line deliveries in history to celebrate https://t.co/eIYFvp0OCx
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴 @ThomasRWatson I love them! @downwardjackass Oh my gosh, sweet babies! @DebraBraun7 Hahahahahah I love them!update: got the last one out https://t.co/ppYjx32dSC https://t.co/YV9oqoRlaO
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴me bothering Allah with trivial shit https://t.co/ycM3MDIvaV
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴 @Barknado69 Are you okay?If you can retweet this for me it would mean the world to me. I want to be able to open this place by spring/summer… https://t.co/VX5bAFzy9c
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴i don’t know what my undertones are and at this point i give up
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴 @Motivatedmowse Oh my god they’re perfect!me acquiring my stones of oppression https://t.co/Ph8ONxK6E3
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10/17
2020
would a sword hold a gun like: this? or like this? https://t.co/XG8AU72USd
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴i swear to god ima wash the spices off every white person's meal til they make this right
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴"Me: *is allergic to cats* Also me: *rubs face with cat* *boops cat nose* *sleeps right next to cat*" https://t.co/pjhoXSldWq
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴 @memetazaa Ohy'all come on here like "i'm italian but like a sixteenth ethiopian" just snitching on your grandparents
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴 @elysewanshel Oh my god, the prettiest princess! @dougiec0n I swear to god I’m going to retweet this over & over until it goes crazy or until twitter suspends me fo… https://t.co/N6u0HBa980thanks to my lordosis i stand like a bloated toddler asking their mommy for more screen time on the ipad
Retweeted by Not Sara (genuinely Hillary)🧴 @YuckyTom @dougiec0n My home is fine but my couch is ruined 😔
10/16
2020

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