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Smokey Johansson @smokeyjoh Brisbane, Australia

Life to me: Family/Games/Football/Music. Attempted Writer. Professional Critiquer. Self-taught Father. NRL SuperCoach Showdown Winner '16.

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Joined Twitter 7/22/11


@leaguedigest @espn 'The QLD puppet master: Hagan'
4/6
2020
Boy that sequel came quicker and stealtheir than Ant Man and The Wasp. https://t.co/HBltRR6g9Fhttps://t.co/J9VsYW6OnI https://t.co/q4ZZbDwEcoSo good https://t.co/OvPTmlj5wf @SOTSPodcast https://t.co/tqwXelGSgj
4/5
2020
Noone: Wish: fuck everything buy mouldy cake/random rock in glad wrap https://t.co/aOsQbWKKc2 @IGN Meanwhile here in Australia https://t.co/UeMloDVKHD @9_Moley *some mate. @Charalanahzard Toast fan? https://t.co/q2kkqI50bD @Luceobrien The older I get the less I care about beating a bunch of code. Games that waste my time beating me to a… https://t.co/iz2v8tn4b0The Matrix https://t.co/LUwAS5mxVz
4/4
2020
😂😂 https://t.co/DoEh6dvfFe
4/3
2020
Hearing Barrett say 'Mah-ko' instead of 'May-ko' has me shook and thinking about how I was wrong about it for 23 ye… https://t.co/glYKIEsw2w @lushsux is tha best https://t.co/KBcTJlhJj3Finished the @F1 series #DriveToSurvive on @NetflixANZ and im now an F1 fan. The drama! High stakes! So much going… https://t.co/nDSL6Iu57R @TomSangsterSC Yes, completely.https://t.co/C9TDLhvJ1Q https://t.co/qfGn4GK7zh
4/2
2020
Yeah, no shit https://t.co/UXqe7k08Jo https://t.co/eropI58Zaj🎶 oh what a difference... a pandemic makessssssss https://t.co/UR6GyHqf1A
4/1
2020
I don't care if you are 'struggling' by being inside, fucking deal with it for the greater good. Also, maybe proces… https://t.co/sxAG4q2L04I 'drink' the crumbs out of pringles cans an noone can stop me muahahaha
3/31
2020
Imagine jumping online with the sole purpose to attack a person/s based on their own interests and believing that i… https://t.co/6iDeuiEzew @therealcliffyb Accurate as i too walk haunched with my peen touching the ground @clwelch94 The Fall Dark MindhunterToo many to narrow it down! Spirited Away The Revenant Blade Runner 2049 Apocalypto AKIRA Crouching Tiger, Hidden… https://t.co/UusJBMmyJJ
3/30
2020
@BuddyWatson12 The Rhapsody Tapes is banging too. Heavy 90s vibesGod Frozen 2 is such a drop from the first movie.https://t.co/J8zOsS7Fqg https://t.co/uaVnTecuwE
3/29
2020
https://t.co/Os5KRpf3kW https://t.co/Bl0v4otxqf @9_Moley Heavy necro energy @DanStapleton The abilty to do something, does not make you that thing. I can run, but im not a runner. I can cook,… https://t.co/acqNLjsEYd @DanStapleton I would say attaining qualifications named as such bestow the title, rather than someone treating it… https://t.co/QKNf9Z0M7uHow good is this? I'm now a Baker, a Journalist, a Carpenter, a Developer etc etc. Doesnt matter about qualificatio… https://t.co/LSCTTXdN4z @PhilGould15 https://t.co/5zoJr5NFAGI never thought id be so desperate to lift heavy things again 😤
3/27
2020
Every time I watch Thor Ragnarok I dream of the Tessa Thompson led Valkyrie movie. Make it happen @MarvelStudiosGreat work keeping the spirit going! https://t.co/1rLYKwiZfZSingle player Online https://t.co/IEfgyhFmSR
3/26
2020
@Mrjoshnichols @agentbizzle @TheFarquaad @TheDawisch @Charalanahzard It's almost like we make choices then have to… https://t.co/DENQhX9WWB @jasonschreier @fuzzypickles_ @ControlRemedy Same with crunch too eh? BTW did you hear anything about working condi… https://t.co/8UCatiOagSRadio stations teams are always tryna push the dumbest, edgiest crew names. Like we are interested in what 'Roycey,… https://t.co/uKaupSC33l @9_Moley @Foxtel They aren't that bad tbh. I went to cancel about 2 weeks ago and they gave me a much better packag… https://t.co/ZE1SwVX0EB
3/25
2020
I think you made it pretty clear no one did https://t.co/xOOW4ix74NAuction Houses? Damn I was gonna get that Rat Tail!! #CoronaAustralia #FF9 https://t.co/XWv1QDePAI https://t.co/hGke7UWkD0So I work visiting Supermarkets, up to 8 a day, and my work has told us to continue this as it is 'business critica… https://t.co/lqk3RjoYYHI would've been lucky to get 10 anyways! https://t.co/4qRK0hCWpD @TheOlderGamer52 Ill take the bottle-o checkout blokes recommendation at this point. Yes, thanks GREG, I will take… https://t.co/KAFRdyviepI need a medical expert to come out and say that the only cure for Coronavirus is 18 year old Glenfiddich on the ro… https://t.co/sqGCairLKR @_youhadonejob1 Tango and Cash @MrGirlName @pettycommajared And someone is a pretentious asshole online. Rather than belittling, care to explain then? @pettycommajared If God is real and we are created in His image then any actions taken by Us would not be an affron… https://t.co/XyzqMlYIzdWhen the Social Distancing ends and she invites you over https://t.co/o76c9yiB4d @annandvirk Or get a whiteboard https://t.co/kQOAM6mVUSMaybe, I mean if they had all the teams in Calliope then locked it down it could have worked, but they obviously co… https://t.co/QjXeq7CLlYWhy IGN gave it 10/10 😂😂 https://t.co/a13vwFdPRqIf the comp does not come back this year does that mean Darius has played his last game for the Broncs? Or will thi… https://t.co/zBJxEO3jehMe: “These edibles are trash, I don’t feel shit!” Me 20 minutes later: https://t.co/k8phVbwIZ8
Retweeted by Smokey JohanssonUgh. Looks like all the stupid just goes online now they cant go outside https://t.co/xrCD9VAdpE @me_dc Repeat this as needed for every week. @me_dc 'Benji drifts across field, dummies, skips, gets outside of the defender, passes to Leilua, he hits the defe… https://t.co/rhJsk6HmZ8Social Distancing, or How I learned That My Years Of Pushing People Away Made Me A Superhero
3/24
2020
@shortfastloud Chlorine - Trophy Eyes Reveries of Flight - Oh, Sleeper Lily and the Moon - Thornhill Pullin' Shades… https://t.co/WafJtP9b8aBARKEVIOUS MINGO may be the best name in sports RN https://t.co/ImYTN9xUGJGood time for kink fetishists to put themselves out there and feel normal! https://t.co/zTQnWfR7hX
3/23
2020
@JarvFromOz @NRL It's an ignorance guilt trip. I applaud their efforts to continue, and it should, until a player gets it. @JustinWhang Does he teabag when he kills you @LeagueUnlimited https://t.co/b7a5W9Wq2u @PhilGould15 Even a month ago I got back from Japan and it was still early days and the only thing in quarantine wa… https://t.co/SHXHiE37MPhttps://t.co/ydHx9e37ZF https://t.co/65lYXpoyr4
3/22
2020
👏👏 https://t.co/EqncIiYViPId hate to be a Dulux supercoat in that Storm dressing room right now. #NRLSharksStormThe only live sport going, where we get to showcase it to the world, and these 2 teams serve up this dribble. #NRLSharksStormWarren almost admitted to 'having a Broncos supporter in his Man Cave'. https://t.co/Z1RbdDFGS9 clean boys #NRLSharksStormI mean, is it really suprising that Aaron Woods is a piece of shit? #NRLSharksStormThis just puts in perspective the class of Cronk. Clearly the most important piece of the puzzle. #NRLRoostersManlyArrest Morgan Boyle immediately. Clearly an offender of some sort #NRLRoostersManlyBlegh. This game is basically unforced errors: the movie. #NRLWarriorsRaidersOh look same size crowd as usual at CBus #NRLWarriorsRaidersI replaced David Bowie's China Girl with Chinese Girl and it completely changes the tone of the song to an uncomfortable level.
3/21
2020
If Campbell Graham has injured Croft on that blatant sideswipe he deserves time out of the game. #NRLBroncosSouths @SuperCoachNRL @copes9 C Haas forever and bank around 150 every week.Fun is a strong word. https://t.co/gnYm2o0wJoImma buy some shit, and you should too! https://t.co/RRVRSOIJNG
3/20
2020
Fucken just grab a bag and settle down heyPeople hoarding killer pythons due to #coronavirus smdh https://t.co/WtKlrEkvK4Fucking hell, i need this people get your shit together. #NRLSupercoach #SupercoachMemes https://t.co/XHZiGmMWPY
3/19
2020
https://t.co/qLnhn9XCKy https://t.co/0FUaO28UDpEveryone: URR DOOM AND ANIMAL CROSSING URR CANT WAIT GONNA BE AWESOME URR SO GOOD Me: just made a killing in… https://t.co/LkYA9SR3ncLook out, its 2020 and they've added the 'climb and jump over obstacles' mechanic in a game they've been working on… https://t.co/0YJSfiGr6w
3/18
2020
Holy shit https://t.co/bBPAOIsIpW @JonoHimself With all the things going on in the world, caring about reusing assets in video games may be the very least of all concerns.
3/17
2020
All these people talking about being bored, stuck at home when I have to work and have a backlog of games and uni a… https://t.co/lssufKOjoYIreland RN https://t.co/9b1LRFwjAv https://t.co/POsFMCSbAO @Charalanahzard @woolworths Some have been doing this already and also times for parents with autistic children whe… https://t.co/jHVNvLNoXI#BREAKING WAGs worldwide claim responsibility for #COVIDー19 as an audacious bid to reclaim partners from all sporti… https://t.co/XUPFuTe1SK
3/16
2020
Vunivalu is such a stain on the game. Can't wait to see the back of him. #NRLManlyStormIll take a stoppage and a chance at a correct decision than a play on and a chance at an incorrect decision every t… https://t.co/8zXyDZ5EJZ
3/15
2020
@blobe8 @wombat_81 @ChrisGarry7 https://t.co/mTV1PNZxUK @wombat_81 @ChrisGarry7 It will spread regardless. Those at risk need to self isolate before contraction. @wombat_81 @ChrisGarry7 If they are concerned, they do not have to go.
3/13
2020

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