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Snap Kick @SNAP_KICK north of boston

if you like vitriol and hockey, you've come to the right place. they call me a comedian

158 Following   74 Followers   3,452 Tweets

Joined Twitter 12/14/09


@NBCSports Johnny Most🙌🙌🙌 https://t.co/DfudBLy34A
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4/5
2020
These times are tough for working dogs - some have even been forced to take up babysitting just to make ends meet .… https://t.co/uiMhdGv60D
Retweeted by Snap Kick @kandre_miller #bruinsnation is lookin forward to watching you play.
4/4
2020
Quarantine day 33: https://t.co/84h7LO8IhB
Retweeted by Snap KickI know Dogs can’t wait for people to go back to work https://t.co/ggLX6H6e75
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4/3
2020
Kudos to whoever made this. The brilliance of finding the perfect song for each fall was outstanding. I laughed so… https://t.co/NOI0wmTG2N
Retweeted by Snap KickTucker Pearson is a brick wall between the pipes 😂😊 (🎥: @Canucks) https://t.co/TcRtE7Urh7
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4/2
2020
“APRIL FOO...” https://t.co/jcsSqsbgJL
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4/1
2020
@ElysiaBoston25 Looks awesomeWhen Drake got company over and he tell Adonis to do that lil dance he be doing https://t.co/C06CBMdydC
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3/31
2020
Trump, who insists he is a billionaire, has not donated one penny to COVID-19 relief.
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3/30
2020
@InGoalMedia @1bspalmer Being a goalie is HARD AND CONFUSING
3/29
2020
@InGoalMedia @1bspalmer 100%. Every goalie is your enemy.Life is all about perspective. https://t.co/h3fNT7p10W
Retweeted by Snap KickThe Green Men were a fun part of the past decade of #Canucks hockey. We won't get to celebrate them as part of the… https://t.co/HbTMNc0t1V
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3/28
2020
Literally everybody there: “Nah kid, I’m not gettin any fakkin coroner virus...” https://t.co/FsNVoNxUH7I'm dying. This is perfect. #Idiocracy @terrycrews https://t.co/A1OS0iJaQm
Retweeted by Snap Kick @geekgirldiva https://t.co/KwYTxewyUlEvery night is Friday night, but every morning it’s Monday.
3/27
2020
@NHL No marchand / mcgregor OT winner before St. Paddys? Weak. https://t.co/TMO8cYJ4oM
3/26
2020
@BruinsNetwork When the revolution comes...Michael Frolik practices "social distancing" with Kevan Miller https://t.co/ydYmyWd1Es
Retweeted by Snap Kick @SimpsonsQOTD Its not a sign, but it might be the best joke the simpsons ever had https://t.co/1KIZf8o1W2
3/25
2020
The Doc Emrick windshield wiper play-by-play we didn’t know we needed! AMAZING. 😂 https://t.co/FRvuDwkliJ
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3/24
2020
@ryanfagan https://t.co/lhDU9GKptB @mkmolnar https://t.co/mHdF1JytLb
3/23
2020
Can we all now agree that the stock market is a giant fucking scam? @silv24 This is the face I want to see when my life is being saved. #rocket #thankyouIf liam neeson and daniel day lewis had a baby,and didn’t love it... Ralph Fiennes.
3/22
2020
Is Wayne Gretzky the fastest human of all time? https://t.co/5yoR3jN4DB
Retweeted by Snap KickMark your calendars. @NESN will air the #NHLBruins 2011 Stanley Cup championship run in its entirety beginning nex… https://t.co/HlpuNszeMb
Retweeted by Snap Kick2020 in Boston sports: https://t.co/th4WFUA0pz
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3/21
2020
@InGoalMedia Keep the attic clean! @InGoalMedia The whole time. Only stop when making the saves or on breakaways. Keeps my mind on the simpler fundame… https://t.co/Dfqufqgs7T @InGoalMedia I sing. Whatever song comes into my head, I’ll sing it to myself. If the games going well I keep sing… https://t.co/tDql46SMvx😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/NlLhQuMJke
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3/20
2020
@TheGalleryTat I need a die-cut vinyl of this for my rig. RIGHT NOW!!! @IamGMJohnson @tpreynolds Hindus think that’s bullshit.
3/19
2020
This is beyond amazing https://t.co/dfLEHX4BbzLets go @moderna_tx
3/18
2020
Dear @NHLNetwork Thank you. It’s just what I needed #bruins2011 #StanleyCupVisit my studio weekdays at 1 pm EST for LUNCH DOODLES with Mo Willems! On the MoKC @kencen site:… https://t.co/0QevBpJ70v
Retweeted by Snap KickExpanding exponentially like some recursive virus https://t.co/ttwTgvAtwj
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3/17
2020
Was feeling sick the last couple days so I had a Coronavirus (Covid - 19) test. I came back negative! Thank god! https://t.co/XMMDYso9m2
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3/16
2020
Update: Not all sports are cancelled https://t.co/VHmxFinflV
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3/14
2020
@NHLBruins @NESN @kurals9 @tuukkarask @CharlieCoyle_3 @Matt_Grzelcyk5 @ToreyKrug @JDebrusk @CMcAvoy44 @1996_Carlohttps://t.co/Mb9lZCK6zB @Thesupercole Too bad God isn’t in charge of the CDC’s budget @davidwade Seriously. If you have ONE hand towel and a functional washing machine, you have all the toilet paper you need.@NESN please re-air the 2011 Stanley Cup run in its entirety. #gottawatchsomething #lockdown #Covid_19 @Bubblebathgirl You are a fucking clown. @AintNoJigga @spizzyspose Biggie biggie smalls is tha illest. @AintNoJigga @spizzyspose NoLast week: Fuck! I gotta do stuff!! This week: Fuck! I can’t do stuff! #Covid_19
3/13
2020
Bernie Sanders calls for moratorium on evictions, foreclosures and utility shutoffs, as well as lending for small a… https://t.co/ho4RbOejqS
Retweeted by Snap KickABC: Coronavirus CNN: Coronavirus Animal Planet: Coronavirus Cartoon Network: Coronavirus FOX News: Fun spring s… https://t.co/ScqYiaLFAD
Retweeted by Snap Kick @OnlyInBOS https://t.co/82fdAd9fx7The NHL pauses the 2019-20 season. https://t.co/bCi776ZFqX
Retweeted by Snap Kick @HackswithHaggs I am SO HAPPY I dvr’d so many games this seasonDespite the global fears of coronavirus, more than 60,000 people who contracted the disease have recovered. Most ha… https://t.co/4bN98d1HsH
Retweeted by Snap Kick“Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it’s time for our viewers to crack each oth… https://t.co/JSBBzoycGz
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3/12
2020
There is so much love and awesomeness here I can’t even take it...🌎❤️ https://t.co/dKguVTwiLR
Retweeted by Snap KickAlways here for a cat playing a theremin. https://t.co/GiDqP7TkPa
Retweeted by Snap Kick @InfinityWard @Activision bruh. 3max squads? Cmon. You’re better than that.Gotta kill that spider https://t.co/F7NjlXU2PR
Retweeted by Snap KickThe Planet of the Apes with Mark Wahlburg ... wallberg? Whalbhurgh? Fucking whatever. Deus Ex Monkey can fuck rig… https://t.co/uE1K90IhWFBu the time my kid plays for the @NHLBruins the only unretired numbers will be fractions.Just save it till Monday. My boys got a hockey tournament this weekend in Portsmouth and we’re goin even if they’re… https://t.co/XFoajSBFOf @jmurphx11 @mkmolnar @NHLBruins https://t.co/ChcgGWUXnb
3/11
2020
@BestEverYou Finally get a good night’s sleep
3/10
2020
😷 https://t.co/jJXNqi6drx
Retweeted by Snap Kick“BART, D’YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK?!” https://t.co/OrEQgi7KmP
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3/9
2020
@mkmolnar hey. Best wishes and 1,000,000 happy days to my favorite Bruins blogger and lowkey twitter best friend. E… https://t.co/cGfjAAE6zmWhere. Is. Nick. Ritchie. #NHLBruinsArwen = Elf Rocket #LOTR
3/8
2020
Ryan Reaves playing tic tac toe with a fan is everything 😂 https://t.co/YWFZvXbvi9
Retweeted by Snap Kick @RepKenBuck Take a lap you fuckin dweeb. #faketough @HackswithHaggs Call detroit! Tell them bullshit!!!
3/7
2020
Anze Kopitar with the Coronavirus-conscious bench celebration: https://t.co/W8XbmINlRu
Retweeted by Snap Kick @HackswithHaggs I am SO glad he’ll be back on the ice tonight. I wanna see someone feed him his teeth.
3/6
2020
@LenPeralta 🖐🏻
3/5
2020
While I'm spewing hate-truth, I'd like to spill this tea. A friend of a friend of mine banged Beto O'Rourke and sai… https://t.co/aRl6MAY0IT
Retweeted by Snap KickYIKES 😬 Isles' Johnny Boychuk took a skate blade to the face in last night's game vs. Montreal. GM Lou Lamoriello… https://t.co/1Q86uIOVHv
Retweeted by Snap Kick @IslesGirl3 Seriously..@JDebrusk will be arrested after the game for performing unlicensed surgery on Andrei Vasilevski. @NHLBruins @NHLBruins https://t.co/hGT4rckm1pBrad Marchand just hustled the Tampa Bay Lightning with the ol #undertheweather trick. #gold @NHLBruinsBiden racks up 3 southern-state wins which IMMEDIATELY tells me he’s is the wrong candidate. @michaelharriot Canada Dry is for good times. Schwepps is for stomach bug.
3/4
2020
This is the funniest video I've ever seen. How you can barely hear the song over the bass, how Spongebob fucking la… https://t.co/vhZZWpEMFC
Retweeted by Snap Kick @dbackes42 @NHLBruins Thank YOU Dave!
3/2
2020
@KevinBoston25 @JasonLawNews @JBrewerBoston25 From the top rope!!!
2/29
2020
@KariByron @adriansolgaard Germ friendly elbow bump!Good morning from Everett! 📹: @youlovethefabby https://t.co/ALxXD5H1x7
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2/28
2020
@HackswithHaggs @joezeroagent83 See you in Providence then! @MichBonner @VaughnHockey You guys have STICKERS?!?! @Sara_Rose_G Manimal or Automan @OscarFantenberg @Canucks @tytoff16 https://t.co/sL70cMpfqG
2/26
2020
Here’s a really cursed thought experiment: try to imagine proposing school busses as a new idea in 2020 if they wer… https://t.co/Vc5fpDQNqv
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2/25
2020
@SiriusXMNHL ALL YOUR RITCHIES ARE BELONG TO US
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2/24
2020

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