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I work in comedy. I live in horror. https://t.co/mP8CC6yHVP

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Joined Twitter 5/15/09


FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE FINAL CHAPTER decimates the competition in this vintage box office chart.... https://t.co/0uGRrpNkAE
Retweeted by Iain DavidsonThe Colour Chart. https://t.co/bEVae8xBwa
Retweeted by Iain DavidsonDominic is CUMMING down with something. #iwiwd @gsc1 Here's my daughter's planet 🌍 #GSCAtHome https://t.co/8bFfsYahyrTaylor Swift as Pre-Heresy Space Marine Legions: A Thread 1/? https://t.co/XPKP0mmKtm
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3/30
2020
@ArtyBagger 😀He's going to freak when he hears about Mrs Brown's Boys https://t.co/mxcc7hLTMEWriter friends. I’m trying to get a message to Douglas Maxwell. Can anyone pass on my details to him? My youth thea… https://t.co/xdqMDuolBa
Retweeted by Iain Davidson @1030 @DaftLimmy This is the best thingScot Squad star has write idea to combat loneliness https://t.co/XuPi7XW2Y2 https://t.co/O89g1qZwLQ
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3/29
2020
Ooooh The Descent is on Film4 at 23:20. Smashing 😀This is a REAL talent. More #ScotSquad: https://t.co/VXA64rB5Zk https://t.co/EoqnzAulim
Retweeted by Iain Davidson @1030 Final final last guess - 43 @NathanByrne__ @1030 Two kids!! Sorry. My TWO kids are getting the best tuition. @NathanByrne__ @1030 How dare you! My three kids are getting the best tuition!! @dcturner @1030 Just noticed it was one wrap not two @1030 Arsed it again - last guess - 51 @dcturner @1030 Yeah I know @1030 Tell a lie - 97 @1030 142 :)Saturday night at 9:00pm on BBC radio 2 have a listen to “Jock” it’s a pilot I co-wrote with Donny Mcleary about a… https://t.co/0l5EMxWyFX
Retweeted by Iain Davidson @PhelpsieSarah Haha. Good job!!Hey folks, Plz RT rather than LIKE! My friend Tracy is making FREE MEALS for NHS workers & it's financed by public… https://t.co/ZDi9ZDsDer
Retweeted by Iain DavidsonScot Squad wrap party was supposed to be tonight
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3/28
2020
@TheFatConsol3R Haha. Sit on yer hands mateGood fucking God.... https://t.co/meClq25eeRI like to think no one told him about the virus and he's just like "where the hell is everybody??!" https://t.co/OWTFkfnnWI @atlasbagshaw I had to check twice to make sure that was the actual game they were showing. It's a good game, but still.... @atlasbagshaw HahaThe Division https://t.co/zvkhEprxmABuckle up, butterdicks. It's time to talk about Doritos. https://t.co/7DcZHmtjqK
Retweeted by Iain DavidsonWhile we're all stuck at home, maybe I can help you learn to make games in Unity? Part 1 just went up!… https://t.co/AJkAbSIpmY
Retweeted by Iain DavidsonMurrayfield under the lights, this was special from start to finish 🙌🏼 well worth a watch.... oh so close. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 https://t.co/VW07GW3uLP
Retweeted by Iain DavidsonWas that Dominic Cummings' first or second run of the day?I was bored. https://t.co/bVoC0hyNzC
Retweeted by Iain DavidsonAmazing Thistle!! Fantastic news. https://t.co/T9VitZ2Obj @McKelvie Trump rallies @BBW_BFF Oh I've watched this too many times. So many details I love. Admiral Padorin's cup of tea. Jones's little… https://t.co/84LTo0Dp9NA guy who knows a thing or two about keeping himself entertained in the house. https://t.co/Mz0gm2FRek
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3/27
2020
@scully1888 @TheFatConsol3R Have to give it a go. @scully1888 @robertflorence The HR (Hug Response) Department @TheFatConsol3R OOOhhhhh @Rachael_Fulton Sorry to hear this :( There's every possibility that my dad played against Adam in the 80's. I'm ce… https://t.co/U8U2Mf4bmx @robertflorence I've read the official complaints. @robertflorence You do that anywayMaybe the test only works on blue blood? @TheFatConsol3R @rob__mccallum Absolutely ridiculous!Oh my.... https://t.co/O6YepdCK8k @DarrenConnell87 https://t.co/6ufwXlUEsXSATURDAY NIGHT LIVE AT THE STAND - THIS SATURDAY! Join us - 8:30pm - FREE show! Including @marknelsoncomic pre-reco… https://t.co/hclfCDOiC1
Retweeted by Iain Davidson @rorybremner So sorry to hear this Rory. Very sad news. Sending much love. Noddy.Even in the Antartica they're practicing social distancing - here are some American scientists being especially car… https://t.co/mW24PbZsD0
Retweeted by Iain Davidson @GavsterNo1 Yaaasssss!My son asked if he was doing the live "John Wicks" workout this morning. I can't tell you how much I wish there was such a thing. @McKelvie I saw a similar photo of Glasgow's Buchanan St during lunchtime yesterday. Utterly empty and incredibly e… https://t.co/393McH6KAp
3/26
2020
The boy's clearly ill. https://t.co/pjUbU8UaYf @SnideRogue For coding https://t.co/EoCmqAA4st
Retweeted by Iain Davidson @laverminded Cheers Tim @TheFatConsol3R The (mother knows) Best.Animation too.I'm on the hunt for some easy, fun coding software for them next. All suggestions welcome.If you've got some Lego, here's the challenge. https://t.co/v25cZJXIqwThey're not doing the Lego thing every day but the first two challenges have gone great. https://t.co/YM5gNmIv5rWell, 3 days of home-schooling my two kids has been fascinating. Writing stories has been fun. Current favourite ac… https://t.co/ttUXUNoGZl @rob__mccallum If my Call of Duty skills are anything to go by, I'd miss 2 out 3 shots anyway. @rob__mccallum :(Oh, so this is what it feels like to be in a Stephen King story @greghemphill96 Let's not rush to any decision you might regret.....Watching the news and..... why are we letting Umbrella get involved? Did we learn nothing from the Racoon City inci… https://t.co/tTdPkCkbhA
Retweeted by Iain DavidsonThat time this happened 😳💥 RIP 🎥Via @rugbyfl https://t.co/hFH2HyWVrN
Retweeted by Iain Davidson @unklerupert Strangely, my like for The Housemartins is inversely proportional to that of the Beautiful South.R.I.P. Stuart Gordon #StuartGordon #reanimator #dolls #frombeyond #director #masterofhorror https://t.co/cJDlXrPpir
Retweeted by Iain Davidson @unklerupert The Housemartins mate. The Housemartins.This could be amazing. And the fact it tests for antibodies is beautiful. If we can track the results, it will prov… https://t.co/DDjUzGs68u& Nick Cave's little dig at the nightmarish Imagine video made me laugh out loud https://t.co/hD4BS8MO1G
Retweeted by Iain Davidson @zoo_music_girl @JerryStillman Ach. So young. That's my work soundtrack decided for today.👍🏾🙂 https://t.co/YfNIpZK3u2
Retweeted by Iain DavidsonAch that's yer Stuart Gordon away :(
3/25
2020
@BMcMullen AbsolutelyWell, Mr Cullen is helping me get through this. https://t.co/I5kcQXpKNeNo one knows Edinburgh like Chief Commissioner Cameron Miekelson. Let him take you on a little tour. Tonight 23:45… https://t.co/NHENaHOGww
Retweeted by Iain DavidsonEmmmm...The director of Electric Boogaloo, one of the funniest, most amazing film documentaries ever, has kindly st… https://t.co/kcCxmFdH2KThe Chief Does Edinburgh - our piss take of Portilloesque travel docs starring Jack Docherty - is getting shown on… https://t.co/mRmDvaHBL5
Retweeted by Iain Davidson⚽ GOAL OF THE DAY ⚽ Today's Goal of the Day was scored at The Falkirk Stadium but it is not the one you are thinki… https://t.co/0mHXBkqzPv
Retweeted by Iain Davidson#StayHomeAndDrawSpaceships https://t.co/tlqoC5zywt
Retweeted by Iain DavidsonDoes anyone in Glasgow have an empty flat, of any size, that they can give up for a surgeon who needs to keep dista… https://t.co/egXtBPB0q0
Retweeted by Iain Davidson @BobSmithWalker Hehe @BobSmithWalker Blind Alley @oh_pollo Oh my...Absolutely love having series 1 of @scotsquad on iPlayer 🥰
Retweeted by Iain DavidsonHere I am out for my single legal daily jog in a clip from The Chief Does Edinburgh which will be on the BBC Scotla… https://t.co/V4aSuPdDeR
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3/24
2020
Honestly, it's doing my nut in. Test people as much as you can. Gain as much knowledge as possible. Why fight with… https://t.co/nKsXZpEKSDTest people ffs!! Test people!! @tkingdot @rob__mccallum /shiver @rob__mccallum @tkingdot Keep it secret keep it safe @tkingdot Let's see how desperate I get over the coming weeks..... :/ @tkingdot Never mind my kids. I WANT MY OWN ISLAND!!! @robertflorence "Hey Noddy, you seem very flushed about the face. Have you been infected with Covid-19 and sufferin… https://t.co/3HD4lkjNrX @greghemphill96 Food for week 3 of lockdown @wsionynw :(
3/23
2020

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