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Celeste @snydegal Portland, OR

Appreciator of all that is fine and absurd.

396 Following   75 Followers   392 Tweets

Joined Twitter 8/4/08


@nomchompsky This wins the Internet today
10/7
2020
@seoulcialite Two @MsMaryMichael @Nicole_Cliffe Those books meant a lot to me. It would be amazing to see a truly good screen adaptation.
10/5
2020
@cwarzel Terribly appropriate usage of this reference @MsShivvy I’ve noticed she/he/them HAAAAATES Libras so I’m going to ignore this and chalk it up to their weird Libra vendetta
10/2
2020
My mother died of COVID-19 one month ago. I am going to share the story of her illness in the hope that it helps… https://t.co/8clQU0G72K
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10/1
2020
@lenikacruz https://t.co/QotlfsEsOI
9/30
2020
@Nicole_Cliffe When I was sick with COVID I, ahem, may have watched it more than a few times.
9/27
2020
@lenikacruz Manifesting ddaeng though I know it’s a pipe dream
9/23
2020
@rachsyme May I present your next favorite loose leaf tea company (or at the *very least* their containers). Les Me… https://t.co/pSMzvYBe7P
9/22
2020
@lenikacruz My reality has been extra extra bad in the past two weeks (wildfires destroyed a family home, killed a… https://t.co/9pkMTu9RH4
9/21
2020
@modooborahae I think about this often. This is... not hard to do at all technically and would make a big difference in non-Korean markets.
9/20
2020
@sarahcpr Just NO
9/19
2020
last year: i want to travel the world now: i would like to sit on a different couch
Retweeted by Celeste @FeministaJones You don’t move even if you get a neck crick. Sorry I don’t make these rules I just serve the felines.
9/17
2020
@ReignOfApril Touché! Though honestly I can only remember the crushing way he said “Claire” and not his character’s name?! @ReignOfApril Agreed. Chet forever. I can’t remember the name of anyone else in any movie from that period... but C… https://t.co/GQrm4JfhnQ
9/8
2020
@PadmaLakshmi That about sums it all up.
9/6
2020
@fatimafarha_ I feel that way with ON Kinetic Manifesto.COVID Update September 4: There’s a disturbing new underground movement to undermine COVID response. And it’s working. 1/
Retweeted by Celeste @LouisPeitzman @Nicole_Cliffe I am severely attacked
9/5
2020
@rokwon Irritating as hell but in a way that seems very real so 🤷‍♀️ @lenikacruz Ddaeng is top 10 for me, maybe even top 5
9/3
2020
@lenikacruz Great piece!!!
9/2
2020
@Nicole_Cliffe @Slate I’ve done this three times and it is the BEST.You keep using those words. I do not think they mean what you think they mean. @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/ZwfalQEfd9
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9/1
2020
@Karnythia OMG
8/30
2020
@Ceilidhann I'm so in. I think about her pronunciation of this line at least once a week as it is.Jacob Blake’s sister *did* that. https://t.co/TpEEWOI073
Retweeted by CelesteSchool Choice is the Republican gameplan to gut public schools. Just be aware of it.
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8/26
2020
@GoAwayWithJae This was my first K drama and may be my last - I loved it so much I can’t see it being topped. I rea… https://t.co/OJdoipQ7zt
8/21
2020
As the co-founder of an NYC tutoring company, @bplatzer has been fielding calls every day from desperate parents st… https://t.co/hEp1IlMrKz
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8/12
2020
This went from fun to the most satisfying experience of the month. https://t.co/CqyJ7jtkvT
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8/11
2020
@MsShivvy I will escape House 3 and live with you in House 1. Zero emotional caretaking in house 3! Except other Libras I guess.
8/8
2020
@rachsyme Kooky aunt? That was my mom making those. But instead of hummous she drenched them in a tangy paprika lem… https://t.co/3WIipQDNjF
7/21
2020
@gabykirschner Ertz
7/20
2020
Shoutout to all the parents who have been slowly realizing this over the past few days w/ mounting rage. We did eve… https://t.co/jnWxA6Yk5a
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7/13
2020
Woke up, read this, and cried. All up in my facts now. Thanks a lot, ⁦@iSmashFizzle⁩. https://t.co/0SxeyKs5IL
Retweeted by Celeste @MsShivvy @b__fraser Have yet to watch (but will v soon) but based on what LMM’s Moana soundtrack did to my brain/e… https://t.co/GD1fnPg2B4 @MsShivvy @mostlymartha I would have liked to have seen you do that.
7/11
2020
if people today were on the titanic https://t.co/7Lu3zKDgQ9
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7/10
2020
@MsShivvy Chef's kiss to her @KwCongressional @AOC Watch out for these agents 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/uu50jfX2It
7/8
2020
@sarahcpr You are so so good at this. Thanks for somehow making us laugh.
7/6
2020
Hey, so, I got #Covid19 in March. I’ve been sick for over 3 months w/ severe respiratory, cardiovascular & neurolog… https://t.co/an0oibF66m
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7/4
2020
I released the primal scream that we -- and countless other parents for whom this situation isn't just untenable, i… https://t.co/o0XVE1JGvg
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7/2
2020
@MsShivvy Anytime @MsShivvy No!!! On all fronts. Hope she is ok!
6/30
2020
@lostblackboy It’s still worth it. @rgay @ReignOfApril Commence constant ear worm... “Chaka Khan... Chaka Khan...”
6/26
2020
Here's the father's speech from the novel Call Me By Your Name in case you don't think of it once a week like I do. https://t.co/781bdR61BF
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6/23
2020
@shauna_m_ahern BTS. The end.Donald Trump doesn’t want you to retweet this https://t.co/NM7xOe3KKp
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6/21
2020
We abandoned national testing. We abandoned contact tracing. We have made not wearing a mask a symbol of freedom. W… https://t.co/rj2xHSOYog
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6/20
2020
Here's your daily reminder that Mitch McConnell is holding your right to vote hostage by refusing to expand… https://t.co/0TbdDDKS9Y
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6/17
2020
"Things Would Get Better If People Cared About Other People" https://t.co/yy9GuFF4IM
Retweeted by CelesteWhat an indictment of our leadership. https://t.co/OwuA8KmrmF
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6/16
2020
Just did another 12hr shift at the hospital and I’ll just reiterate for any dum-dums: COVID. ISN’T. GONE. Just caus… https://t.co/ooYNa2pBrY
Retweeted by Celeste @LaineyGossip @Fernandy124 Yes. I’ve had a long recovery with likely COVID and this has literally brightened up man… https://t.co/wdKki4OKds @jojo_avec_BTS Not me until about 3am this morning.
6/15
2020
@btseternaIs My favorite part of BBC!!! Hobi/Yoongi/Tae/Jimin were a delight watching live but on rewatch Jin gett… https://t.co/zjWaLfR2QM @jojo_avec_BTS Both Hobi and Yoongi jumping like that is literally healing my soul. @Fernandy124 @LaineyGossip Yes she's responsible for me going down the BTS rabbit hole too. (and I got up at 1:30am😱) @JJK1VERSES https://t.co/jpDXWMno8I @JJK1VERSES Pacific - I want to make sure everything is working by 2am @JJK1VERSES 1:30am 😱
6/14
2020
@btschartdata @BTS_twt I want to see them all laughing and having fun @anylaurie16 She can still hear you even if it seems like she can’t. I know this to be true. Sending you love for y… https://t.co/Yti690aDCx
6/13
2020
@rachsyme I still say “tarjay” to remember my dearly departed aunt who got a kick out of saying it every. single. time.I needed this, so do you https://t.co/HDULQB5oc0
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6/12
2020
You folks always seem to forget that the full proverb is “one bad apple SPOILS THE WHOLE BARREL” this is because ro… https://t.co/aarucYDKsY
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6/6
2020
@MsShivvy Glad this family made it out of that white vigilante hellhole. Ugh!
6/5
2020
@MsShivvy @hyunsuinseoul You know it. @MsShivvy What what what whatWhat does it mean to defund police? Check out this handy graphic from @C_Resistance https://t.co/BaibmEO0PB
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6/4
2020
it’s been 81 days since louisville police murdered breonna taylor while she was asleep in her bed. the officers who… https://t.co/j6X9QwCn2X
Retweeted by CelesteBreonna Taylor’s murderer is still free. Sandra Bland’s murderer is still free. Pamela Turner’s murderer is stil… https://t.co/LJjN3TdGwW
Retweeted by CelesteUPDATE: This is the official GoFundMe set up by Breonna's family. All donations should go directly to them. But ple… https://t.co/Z3etfWLeZ2
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6/3
2020
@rachsyme Yes
5/27
2020
@ivytarablair @Karnythia Yes it’s enraging. I was told to stay home and self care unless I felt I needed hospitaliz… https://t.co/aBL4ZcemQH
5/26
2020
@Karnythia I’m in week 10. Moderate activity flattens me and other bad symptoms come and go. I was super fit before… https://t.co/wiWrd96Jh5 @kateberlant I always finish books but I wish I hadn’t taken the time to slog through that one.
5/25
2020
@lvlyvmk This is killing me 😂 @BusyPhilipps I wish I could like this 1000000 times
5/20
2020
@MsShivvy This explains why I always comfort rewatch Veronica Mars when I am significantly ill.
5/9
2020
@MsShivvy I very much love this!! And it's the first non-BTS-related content I'm consuming in some time, refreshing!😜
5/7
2020
@MsShivvy @rogbennett This is today’s Best Thing
4/18
2020
@Karnythia Weeks not weals ugh! @Karnythia I’m at three weals. Still intermittently weak and can’t consider exercise beyond walking. It’s so frustrating.
4/10
2020
@MsShivvy I have been in a BTS k-hole for 4 days. I can tell you way. too. much.
4/4
2020
@rebel19 The Wire no contest.
4/2
2020
@DanaGoldstein My symptoms/story is very very similar to yours - except I couldn’t get a test (Oregon). I know I ha… https://t.co/tvoomuZJ4s
3/31
2020
@MattOswaltVA Interesting. I deeply hated Once Upon A Time in Hollywood and it would take a lot for me to make myself watch it again.
3/30
2020
This is fucking delightful. https://t.co/OrE9XN0USu
3/19
2020
@MsShivvy @SamSykesSwears This may give me a nightmare
3/17
2020
@rachsyme Tons of delightful baking projects with associated cookbook reading. (Breakfast - jam infused biscuits) N… https://t.co/Q50pqyIgf6 @mindykaling Barre3 online workouts - the best! You can specify only hand weights. Having a little squishy exercis… https://t.co/iexc5ZHKIv @hhavrilesky For fuck's sake. THIS PERSON. (and all like him)
3/16
2020
@KendraWrites I came home with two boxes of Trader Joe’s frozen taquitos which.... I have never even tried?
3/15
2020

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