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Joined Twitter 7/11/09


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2/28
2020
I couldn’t be more excited to announce I’m now working with @ChipotleTweets! This has been a longtime dream of min… https://t.co/AMbWWILXRS
Retweeted by kyle ✨🌸can't help but feel an army of ducks preparing to battle an army of locusts should be a bigger story https://t.co/wunMJZvP8v
Retweeted by kyle ✨🌸believer by imagine dragons is the worst fucking song ive heard in my life NOTHING HAS EVER BEEN MORE GRATING AND IM TIRED
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2/27
2020
Is this real https://t.co/jPWJyFncvd
Retweeted by kyle ✨🌸 @ashxxy @EkaliMusic is in 2 weeks that will help <3 @AzureMycelium kingYou are where this journey of mine begins. You helped some of my wildest dreams come to fruition and I'll be foreve… https://t.co/OoGxO2KpQv
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Retweeted by kyle ✨🌸pete buttigieg shut the fuck up challenge!!! @kenklippenstein @mcmansionhell @69420eatass this u?
2/26
2020
lol https://t.co/RvCVjlPjIA @RobCarrier_ @DanEmmans @nick_colletti guys don’t worry he’s epic AND funnyI feel attacked lmao https://t.co/y1XWiSo0cM
Retweeted by kyle ✨🌸tfw your career is thriving https://t.co/GfhmRyeFhu @nick_colletti yeah :( i miss herBIG ASS LONG ASS MOTHERFUCKER https://t.co/XA5Et9MF9i
Retweeted by kyle ✨🌸remember when this dude was funny https://t.co/bhURSyX7QA @eyefive1 lol i thought they were very expressly *not* doing thatBarnyard is the best game i've ever played https://t.co/8VR0ERfGe8
Retweeted by kyle ✨🌸wait, charli can u sing the chorus again plz?
Retweeted by kyle ✨🌸hey charli could you sing the chorus again
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2/25
2020
wait charli can u sing the chorus again pls
Retweeted by kyle ✨🌸they were playing shelter from the bell tower at Yale this morning!! @porterrobinson @madeon https://t.co/7nZDeTAOxu
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2/24
2020
british ppl wake up in a bathtub full of ice with their kidneys gone n be like "right. what's all this then?"
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Retweeted by kyle ✨🌸 @ashxxy omwi’d like to enjoy my sunday by listening to caramelldansen for 10 hrs straight
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2/23
2020
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Retweeted by kyle ✨🌸 @Flauracamp i now pronounce you chuck and larry is gasKINGDOM HEARTS - SIMPLE AND CLEAN (COVER) https://t.co/Kz64NlhIVy
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Retweeted by kyle ✨🌸 @maxschramp forgive me i thought you legit took that pic LOL, they’re turning that building into a hotel if you’re curious @maxschramp new haven king why u here? @Sir_Narwhal i care you
2/22
2020
-Tranquilo, el Conkelbee no existe no puede hacerte daño. -El Conkelbee: https://t.co/WjVsNUOhrO
Retweeted by kyle ✨🌸 @AzureMycelium why are there so many openers lmao @Sir_Narwhal LMAO ITS TRUEHellfire https://t.co/Xkdvo5EPsk
Retweeted by kyle ✨🌸.@charli_xcx picks the 5 best songs on @AppleMusic: @UffieUfficial - Pop the Glock @SOPHIEMSMSMSM - Bipp @Sum41https://t.co/Y8G1Ty5Z1T
Retweeted by kyle ✨🌸thwomps in bowsers castle https://t.co/4GmFH7ukp2
Retweeted by kyle ✨🌸 @cheesekatee yes!!!!thinking about the 2014 teenage mutant ninja turtles song where ty dolla $ign raps from the perspective of one of t… https://t.co/8h0Crwf5fJ
Retweeted by kyle ✨🌸 @cheesekatee having a party on launch day at the new apartment come thru
2/21
2020
if my girl friend was a snake i woud share my sprite with her even though i would like to drink it all by my self https://t.co/TrUViAA1Uq
Retweeted by kyle ✨🌸pete constantly looks like hes about 8-10% of the way through an animorphing into a capybara
Retweeted by kyle ✨🌸 @elaynuhhhhh LMAOOhttps://t.co/iMvlqk8SbA
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2/20
2020
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Retweeted by kyle ✨🌸 @alexisss__lynnn hell yeahto be honestly i am being so small and fluffy
Retweeted by kyle ✨🌸 @joglo___ this shit did numbers i was totally doing you a favorhttps://t.co/9vsOJcyAiw
Retweeted by kyle ✨🌸u kno that 1 duck sauce song? skrillex remixed it I think? yeah man I https://t.co/TSVZ65GxNf
Retweeted by kyle ✨🌸Bloomberg panicking onstage at the debate and forgetting his scripted burns. "This guy's summer house is literally… https://t.co/hWMAvBgBvb
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2/19
2020
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Retweeted by kyle ✨🌸kelsey’s family is what hitler dreamed of #TheBachelor
2/18
2020
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Retweeted by kyle ✨🌸what texture are minions? @xyarelis also is based off of this: https://t.co/QNOgRviVlv @xyarelis the entire instrumental is from a sample pack that i used for music classes at southern + comprised my final project lolpowerful and true https://t.co/yM914jwRc9
Retweeted by kyle ✨🌸 @Sir_Narwhal i’m moving in @Sir_Narwhal @_rachelcunha hell yeag i call being the worm guymy wrists hurt from gaming too well
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2/17
2020
who is charli XCX? 🙄🤭🤔🥱 in math: my solution ➗☺️👩🏼‍🏫 in history: my queen 👑🙏👸🏼 in art: my canvas 🎨🥳👩🏼‍🎨 in science:… https://t.co/ZZRq28VnQA
Retweeted by kyle ✨🌸i’m so fucking happy for him. crunching and munching on that corn cob like there’s no tomorrow https://t.co/z5IBZEKyLP
Retweeted by kyle ✨🌸Spirited away - one summer’s day 🌿 https://t.co/mMjNWUY5qc
Retweeted by kyle ✨🌸the only thing in the Sonic movie that made me laugh was the suggestion that you can find a nice two-story house in… https://t.co/9ntxsLrLfb
Retweeted by kyle ✨🌸sonic movie was the best, zillow wins the award for best product placement
2/16
2020
@oathkeeping riku @JustAlexThingz 7:30 :(BIG TIME RUSH - BOYFRIEND (COVER) https://t.co/kGaAjPTDGX
Retweeted by kyle ✨🌸KERO KERO BONITO - FLAMIGO (COVER) https://t.co/BVbqgtB66F
Retweeted by kyle ✨🌸 @Sir_Narwhal @Alphakitty27 love
2/15
2020
@Sir_Narwhal @PURITY_RING you're late!!!! i always expect u to know stuff right as it happens lmaosomeone explain the hype around taming pala i dont get ituhmmm why tf is some sad rap group from norway using an edited photo of charli with the 9/11 twin towers as their s… https://t.co/aeKeOh0zX5
Retweeted by kyle ✨🌸he can't win https://t.co/zES7S9B6E2
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2/14
2020
@snylesnellis after he does his foam roller back stretches https://t.co/nrpLKbNQLA
Retweeted by kyle ✨🌸All The Smurfs filmmakers send Steve good wishes and the healing power of Smurf magic! http://t.co/BqDfHZe http://t.co/IBP6fpa
Retweeted by kyle ✨🌸 @i5aacP oh god not againFinal Mambo, NIGHT MAMBO https://t.co/EBvJoX6RHh
Retweeted by kyle ✨🌸riot! - paramore everything - lido run - alison wonderland just give in/never going home - hazel english halcyon da… https://t.co/kRtferVqUFmy 6yo nephew hit me urgently last week with an inquiry and hasn’t responded since..... tf😡 https://t.co/51EDgQwldb
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2/13
2020
Last night: Me: Got any homework? Anna: Nah. Me: Whatcha gonna do? Anna: Have a map I’m working on. Just fou… https://t.co/AlJcfy8adc
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2/12
2020

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