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I’m just here for the laughs.

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Joined Twitter 9/2/13


@AndrewFeinberg @realDonaldTrump Can you find something else to bitch about? @HillaryClinton Shut up you crooked bitch
7/4
2020
@missbreton Eh, she’ll be dead in a couple weeks anyway @quakerraina Give me the two options you are choosing between and I’ll answer.
7/2
2020
@HillaryClinton @JoeBiden Shut up bitch @JoeyMulinaro Okay it’s important to make this distinction. The earth isn’t even playing. The earth is fine. Humani… https://t.co/nM4OUjeMdD @mitchellvii Pussy
7/1
2020
So some time has passed since I wrote this,- I didn’t want it to go stale. Fuck off @StubHub I still fucking loathe you. @holdmyale https://t.co/BcY8hipLty
6/29
2020
@kenolin1 @HillaryClinton @realDonaldTrump She’s a crooked bitch just like Trump. You’re oblivious. @ppIofearth @NaturelsLit You mean Transylvania?
6/28
2020
@ItsRellzWorld She doesn’t have a bitching problem @Jordanzola @megangailey I mean she’s an idiot, but still 🔘🔘 @megangailey I mean she has a nice rack, so..We were waiting for this one. We do not deserve @sarahcpr https://t.co/F9tgUg9etQ
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6/27
2020
Hey @StubHub fuck you and your policies
6/26
2020
I had no idea @bubbawatson drove race cars. And he’s black? Don’t play the race car. I’ll be selling T shirts in the lobby.
6/23
2020
@TitusNation Verbal abusing bananaHow to empty seat https://t.co/SxDJ5M1sdN
Retweeted by Corporate Clown @jokesbyCandice Do you know how to shut up?
6/22
2020
@kshivs20 He is walking off of Marine 1, as the most powerful man in the world. He is old and tired but winning by… https://t.co/6sIg8UU9sf @jokesbyCandice Shut up and cook something @PFTompkins “Have a colored person clean this up.”
6/21
2020
@mondaypunday Pussy @nocontxtww Who gives a fuck?
6/20
2020
Seven years ago today the world lost a legend. #RIPJamesGandolfini ❤️ https://t.co/UVwQ5ioDLx
Retweeted by Corporate Clown @gtconway3d I. Ant stand Trump but there is truth to this. Most of you fanatical mother fuckers will never get it
6/19
2020
@CalNBC I’m will always be baffled by Christians supporting this guy. Of course, I will always be baffled by religion in general.
6/18
2020
@gtconway3d And she is a close second @COSTCOBACKWOODS I love the “I wish I had died in battle” look on his face
6/17
2020
We're at the Julius Caesar moment here where the Republic becomes a dictatorship with real talk about calling the m… https://t.co/0sS9KEaGfp
Retweeted by Corporate Clown @TimJDillon Amazing that 4 years in people are still shocked by what this fucking idiot says. He just talks to hear… https://t.co/E6sRmukRMf
6/13
2020
@yannispappas Tell joke funny man
6/11
2020
@TedyBruschi Dude fantastic. I loved you in Chips
6/10
2020
@birbigs Yeah we all had to unfollow a lot of comedians. We follow them to laugh not to listen to their “brilliant”… https://t.co/a9zLGagSrc @DanBilzerian BJs by th Bilzerian
6/9
2020
@MatthewACherry Wrong. @elonmusk No shit. @ccarsonberry @alexgentle1991 @baddivorce 3rd grade was tough huh? It’s okay. @ccarsonberry @alexgentle1991 @baddivorce Do you know what quotation marks are for? @robreiner @Richard_Schiff Seriously, shut up
6/2
2020
@HillaryClinton @nocontxtww Well that mask isn’t keeping you from talking is it? You are crooked just like him. 🖕🏼 @JeffPassan @LauraRutledge @espn People still watch baseball? @PaulyPeligroso Thought you were supposed to be funny? @pattonoswalt @tommyjohnagin Tell a joke funny man
6/1
2020
“Woke” white girls positioning themselves as race leaders on Twitter. Bitch you know you would be in @Starbucks clu… https://t.co/wNexi3lA4D @ayoedebiri If they were trying to kill you they would kill you.
5/31
2020
@oscar21554614 @IAmJohnAles Really I just enjoy messing with people. Trump is a jackass and should resign. @Rachel_Sennott I think you are great as Erin on Space Force @JoeBiden This is no time to be a creep and a hair sniffer of young girls @robreiner Bobby, please direct a movie or shut up @pattonoswalt Say something funny, joke manWe need to demand something better than how the entrenched medical establishment manages symptoms, but cures and he… https://t.co/ntLO5lzdSt
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5/30
2020
@pattonoswalt Not what, who @syhsolo @craydrienne Hands down, the absolute dumbest thread I’ve read.
5/29
2020
@MillerStream And this will get you nowhere @jimmy_dore And idiots are going to climb on cars @hesogo1den I get the protest but here is an important safety tip. If you don’t want to be thrown off the hood of a… https://t.co/hVHixbxGk6 @Acyn A fucking men sista
5/28
2020
@anisalrh Dude Kevin Kline hasn’t aged well @robreiner Why is this MASSIVE? People actually believe politicians? You should tweet about something REALLY MASSIVE.
5/27
2020
@wolfiecomedy His name is AllenI’m trying to figure out if the bathroom urinals here at the office smell worse or better after I eat asparagus. #asparagus #pee #urine @BenPolizzi Montgomery, AL or IN. Either one. @hayneedle no comment? I’d love to hear from someone.*luck not kick @MariahR711 @marknorm Actually had a great nights sleep. I appreciate your concern though. Now I’m off to be funny and honest elsewhere @hayneedle I’ve paid for my order but shipping company says they’ve never received it. We called with no kick and s… https://t.co/zlJdfAD2Kq @MariahR711 @marknorm Because it’s true, and funny @birbigs You have stopped being funny
5/26
2020
@ahamedweinberg Dude @JonahHill has a sweet beard now @JoeBiden @HamillHimself You old weird MF’er. The wacky right was all over Obama when he played golf. You are all the same. Fuck you all 🖕🏼 @birbigs @profgalloway This is a comment @bethbourdon @FunnyCostaki OMG religion is such a fucking joke.
5/25
2020
Just curious. Does anyone know if this is Tiger’s home course? #TheMatch #weknow @TBSNetwork @czardaswun @AROD I agree with you. Pleasantly surprised. 😉Having a blast watching #TheMatch . But next up @AROD ? Time to get a beer so I don’t have to listen to that douchebag. @MykaFox I remember 1975 when Jaws ran the movie industry.
Retweeted by Corporate Clown @dyork8635 @MykaFox This isn’t getting the kind of love it deserves @deputydeputycos @nocontxtww A domestic policy adviser that refers to Italy as the one that looks like a boot. @espn @CoachWMuschamp @ESPNCFB @FrankCaliendo I remember a long time ago John Madden said during a game, after a he… https://t.co/FwBAD1V26T
5/24
2020
@Karen23416514 @IAmJohnAles Sounds good, Karen. @Rachel_Sennott @ayoedebiri Hilarious
5/23
2020
@marknorm This is one of those “makes my wife mad” specials. (I cant stop laughing while she’s trying to sleep) @HillaryClinton You and Slick Willie are still together? Weird.
5/22
2020
@Downwithtrumpn1 @cb74745 @wecoalesce @IAmJohnAles Hey- I see that now! My apologies @bertkreischer @tomsegura Oh yeah, and I grew up in Tally @bertkreischer @tomsegura https://t.co/xFRUo4H39l @bertkreischer @tomsegura Obviously The Gators @marknorm And problems staying 6 feet away from kids
5/21
2020
@IAmJohnAles Man I regret this comment. Not because of what I said, that was just supposed to be funny. It’s becaus… https://t.co/oPHoTrpqON @FunnyCostaki Zing!
5/20
2020
@notcapnamerica @Costco https://t.co/3z6BNJZKIQ @bertkreischer What if she eats your load?How to hydroxychloroquine https://t.co/yMObDCFGXS
Retweeted by Corporate Clown @MariyaAlexander Papa Maryia’s? @Chase__Chase Been there sista. Took years for it to “sort-of” go away
5/19
2020
When a coronavirus vaccine is developed, who will be first in line to get it? A CDC panel usually decides… https://t.co/Koi8j9JZRN @biggs1410 @JessHooker_ Hey Paul, you’re a dumbfuck. -Everyone Reading This Post @chickmcgee1 Yeah, Alabama’s gonna get it! 😉 https://t.co/rMwAIYqAQf
5/18
2020

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