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I’m just here for the laughs.

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Joined Twitter 9/2/13


@GSpellchecker CEOs, look out for this one! Get her on your board! She’s a keeper! #CorporateBS #CorporateAmerica #shesapieceofshit @ThomasGoldkamp Love Muschamp as a person. That’s 1 solid dude.
12/6
2019
@PatMcAfeeShow @YouTube 12 @Sailing_LaVaga Love you all @ESPNCFB @NissanUSA OSU’s first two highlights were against Rutgers and Northwestern. Haha, I quite watching after that 😂😂🤣 @IanKarmel Shut up, will you!?!?George Zimmerman killed Trayvon Martin, auctioned his murder weapon for $250,000, and now he wants $100 million fro… https://t.co/8cdAhTJhCI
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12/5
2019
@TIME @Sailing_LaVaga go La Vagabond!
12/4
2019
@sirdibbydukes https://t.co/W26DqKNI6R
12/2
2019
@JillWineBanks Because he is in power. If a Democrat’s was doing the same they, you would be supporting them to kee… https://t.co/0pxdXGgJs6 @KirkHerbstreit @BUFootball What about UF? @NoleGIFs Gettin that ass beat @bertkreischer
12/1
2019
Jalen Waddle > Tom Waddle. Don’t @ me. #ironbowl @NYGATOR1 Am I the only one concerned about this kid not being in a car seat? @CFBHome But Aaron Rodgers will remain OC @Hamptonyount https://t.co/tVe2g6Pg3A @KirkHerbstreit Parenting in Pinellas and Hillsboro County leaves a lot to be desired @melissavcomedy “Anyway, just tied my shoes!” 🤣🤣 you are a beautiful person.
11/30
2019
@Frank_Frangie @AllThingsUF Lane Kirin @FunnyCostaki Oh incorrect good sir- she did “pose”“Ah yes! Let’s watch them trample each other to increase our profits! These little humans are such fools.”… https://t.co/5a7apkU8nF @LukeMones @alyssalimp Look at the way she looks at you- 😍😍😍 @BarstoolGT @AllThingsUF @FunnyCostaki
11/29
2019
@FunnyCostaki I assumed it was a make-a-wish foundation person and performing was their wish. @FunnyCostaki Mr. Economopoulos, You are officially wasting your breath. Sincerely, His Profle https://t.co/m4YDDQNfRm @FunnyCostaki You misspelled labia @FunnyCostaki Florida teenagers. Nuf said
11/28
2019
@espn @jasonfitz @MGolicJR57 And they are as rigged as can be. OSU at 1 is a joke and everyone knows it. @ThomasGoldkamp OSU in front of LSU in playoff rankings- completely ridiculous.
11/27
2019
@farmingganja @ZonePhysics I’ve smoked pot before, does that count? Seems unreasonable but you’re right, I did not… https://t.co/XKDMX4fw7B @farmingganja @ZonePhysics 273/day for 20 years. I’m calling bullshit. Blow me. @ZonePhysics Planting 273 trees/day sounds like BS to me. @WhitneyCummings “Ain’t got nothing on me. I’ve been butt chugging OJ for the last 2 years. Fun’s over, let’s try a… https://t.co/9syjxiGWMi'A distinctly American phenomenon': Our workforce is dying faster than any other wealthy country, study shows… https://t.co/mhamV8PgJM
11/26
2019
@Pres_Bartlet @butterball Betherson....ton
11/25
2019
@NaturelsMetal @NaturelsLit What is a group of worms called? A slither? Am I right?!?! Hang on, I gotta take this. #Corporate #CorporateBS
11/23
2019
@redapples Them: choose to fight world class athletes. Everyone else: idiot @PatMcAfeeShow “Wrong wrong wrong. Christmas Vacation, Die Hard, Die Hard 2. End of discussion. I’ve got an 11 o’cl… https://t.co/UmiwZcnq5c“The new paternity leave policy is very generous. We discourage actually using it. We don’t want you to lose focus… https://t.co/cl5RhNNFyP
11/20
2019
@humblecore “I’m afraid this is a violation of our code of conduct. She needs to be terminated immediately. I’ll ge… https://t.co/mTddl2Gtis“I’ve scheduled a webinar to go over the procedure for our new request forms. I’ll be doing a call-in because I’m a… https://t.co/LHZ6SSDhPF“Dylan, hopefully you haven’t been puffing the magic dragon on your own time. Head downstairs for a random drug tes… https://t.co/nBMowGXEDt @KrystynaHutch Sorry, can you use it in a sentence? I’ve got ethics training at 8. I’ll check back later.“Just going to head to the doctor 3 months early, to do a portion of my physical.” #corporateBS #TrumpHeartAttack #hesafuckingliar“Must be red shirt day! I didn’t get the memo!” 😆😆 #corporateBS“We have an opportunity for you.” Translation- you are about to get fucked. #corporateBS
11/19
2019
@SorryDontClaire I’m sure they are. He has resting dick face. @LauraRutledge Are his professors emailing his homework? @chrissyteigen It’s called amphetamines
11/18
2019
@sdavjr https://t.co/GpLTovnVDu @MeganPlain THE CAMERA GUY IS KNEALING!!!! DAMN HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!!!! @blairsocci Both @OhNoSheTwitnt Hillary is a shady crook just like trump. We will get nowhere as a society if the far left never accepts that. @TheUndefeated People died for this country.......so we could stand up, sit down, protest, don’t protest, be an ign… https://t.co/WUoY4baARA @41Strange Nuckin’ futs @CourtneyPong Pussy @KyleKulinski I now regret this reply. 🤯 @craydrienne Is this your online dating bio? @tweetbrk @nypost Garth? @FunnyCostaki Exactly. Black balled because of a humble protest. Beating women, murdering, etc. is welcome? Fuck you Roger Godell #NFL @PatMcAfeeShow The canal water is cleaner than that mess
11/17
2019
@elliemce I thought it was pubic zirconia? @elliemce Absolutely @Lodley @ShutUpIsaiah @KyleKulinski Gotcha. I like Kyle. I just think throwing this blanket statement can be misconstrued. @NaturalWorks_ @AllThingsUF Not gonna happen @Lodley @ShutUpIsaiah @KyleKulinski Why is his mistress not a civilian? @Lodley @ShutUpIsaiah @KyleKulinski What is the difference? @RobertJ30878104 @TJCornflake @cluebcke @darkjustin77 @singaaronpierce @KyleKulinski #okayboomer @RobertJ30878104 @TJCornflake @cluebcke @darkjustin77 @singaaronpierce @KyleKulinski I see. You called me kid. It a… https://t.co/R9ZmwIaeJF @RobertJ30878104 @TJCornflake @cluebcke @darkjustin77 @singaaronpierce @KyleKulinski I don’t have the answer but it… https://t.co/BaMM7oKPZq @RobertJ30878104 @TJCornflake @cluebcke @darkjustin77 @singaaronpierce @KyleKulinski And all of that is wrong. You… https://t.co/PgNX8VDG0m @christmasmourn @ShutUpIsaiah @KyleKulinski 0 @RobertJ30878104 @TJCornflake @cluebcke @darkjustin77 @singaaronpierce @KyleKulinski Profound. #jackass#RogerStoneI have no idea who Roger Stone is. I know 632 different ways to masurbate. #priorities @darkjustin77 @cluebcke @RobertJ30878104 @singaaronpierce @KyleKulinski Politicians all as criminal as it gets. The… https://t.co/CmPgNIQWCY @KyleKulinski Kyle- I genuinely don’t know the answer to this. How is the 90% calculated? 90% of people killed are… https://t.co/EdFMZ6pn0o @MollyJongFast About what? Getting away with everything? @Dakid1994 @bertkreischer Fucking lunatics @PatMcAfeeShow @CollegeGameDay How do you not LOVE @PatMcAfeeShow ? @stollemache ✅✅✅Last time I allegedly did what I’m about to do I ended up in a jail cell 🗣LETS GOOO @CollegeGameDay https://t.co/bk3FolesBL
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11/16
2019
@ZackBornstein It’s all of Congress not only GOP. @NikkiGlaser I agree. You know what’s worse than dating a 22 year old if you are much older? Talking to one. https://t.co/O3sIcD2BuQDid Myles Garrett play for @TheRealCoach_JB ? @craydrienne Take off your shirtIt is truly outrageous that at the very same time the Santa Clarita school shooting was happening, Senate Republica… https://t.co/HFnCUb1AnP
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11/15
2019
@bonniemcfarlane I’m sure they did that too. They probably played upstairs downstairs. @Clark1995Clark @rickygervais Love it“This is Atheism in a nutshell....” - @rickygervais 1. One person says ‘there's a God’. 2. The Atheist says ‘can… https://t.co/5eB6FZYFtN
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11/14
2019
@KirkHerbstreit @OhioStAthletics The #NCAA is greedy as can be. He shouldn’t miss any.
11/13
2019
@yashar @SorryDontClaire https://t.co/RU8a2FBaH8 @ZonePhysics Same thing @nicoleaimee Slightly used is the way to go @JasonSCampbell In context he meant our religion to be all encompassing. Look I hate the spoiled twerp too but let’… https://t.co/08KJStoxyH @CNBCPrimeTV Okay, I’ll say it. Who gives a fuck? @IANfidance Dude, seriously someone will end up putting you in a straight jacket. @joncoopertweets She makes a lot of sense. If you aren’t a dick sucking politician that is. @NewYorkStateAG Wrong. Lots of people are above the law. Trump gets away with everything. Epstein’s buddies do what… https://t.co/snMLzNEAk7
11/12
2019

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