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kid presentable @sophie_going Bristol, England

I didn't ask to be born.

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Joined Twitter 7/13/11


Thumper Devouring his Son (Goya, 1918-1923) https://t.co/F6xJU0ec71
8/23
2019
when my pals lose me on a night out and find me absolutely steaming having a depressed moment in the smoking area https://t.co/qKmsT7pknP
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8/22
2019
@TheDailyHayle I feel like that should be in a larger fontsquidward is the ultimate millennial icon -overeducated with a deadend job -works for a boomer obsessed with money -depressed -bi?
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8/21
2019
I love u chompers https://t.co/D3exS4UjdG @WhoresofYore @sxschoenberger Bloody hell*me, worried if not* no worries if not!!!!
Retweeted by kid presentable @TheDailyHayle Excuse me whislt I scroll through her entire instagram @PippaMyring saw this and thought of you ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰ https://t.co/273M3dRUlQ @TheDailyHayle ONE OF TEN @TheDailyHayle I can't wait to see this one finished
8/20
2019
i am never deleting tik tok https://t.co/pNsnjSEkLQ
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8/17
2019
LOOK AT THAT FUCKIN' MOON @TheDailyHayle Oh no, is that one of the horns?
8/15
2019
@TheDailyHayle Orange was the best case scenario @TheDailyHayle What colour did they go for on the piping??
8/14
2019
@TheDailyHayle It's unbelievably catchy so I'm sorry if it's stuck in your head for days @TheDailyHayle Give them a blast of this: https://t.co/0R5R3SfcU7
8/10
2019
@katieczerwinski @memeappetit Perfect @TheDailyHayle https://t.co/sIR0C6UIrX @SheaCoulee FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK @TheDailyHayle WHAT CAN HE SEE @TheDailyHayle The way he's just staring is really unnerving @TheDailyHayle Oh I have many opinions on fabrics @whitehallprint hello! do you do small scale printing? Looking to get a one copy of a four page A0 sewing pattern pโ€ฆ https://t.co/65bUjlVPRS @TheDailyHayle fab! I finish at 5, and have a film at 5.40, so I won't outstay my welcome :D @TheDailyHayle What time are you working til today? I want to drop in ~casually~ to nose at your work (with permission obvs)mum says itโ€™s my turn to live deliciously https://t.co/tXG0B8SAkp
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8/9
2019
@LilyPinkBaker Thanks! ๐Ÿฆ‡ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿฆ‡ @LilyPinkBaker Oh my ghoul where from??
8/8
2019
@TheDailyHayle It can be both
8/6
2019
For sale: 30-50 hogs, never shot
Retweeted by kid presentableI love my curvy feral hog wife.
8/5
2019
@TheDailyHayle ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ @TheDailyHayle @ambercropp I will report back. @TheDailyHayle @ambercropp But the dense narrative threads!! The complex character development! THE THEMES! @TheDailyHayle @ambercropp ๐Ÿ‘ That gives me three days to watch all 8 F&F films @ambercropp @TheDailyHayle Monday or Wednesday?
8/4
2019
What do they do in the hairdressers to make your reflection look SO BAD because that cannot be my face, RIGHT?!
8/3
2019
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8/2
2019
Letโ€™s talk about the movie THIRTEEN https://t.co/IKJizdotT4
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8/1
2019
@TheDailyHayle Omg you're right I'm so sorry, please don't let him read this ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€ @TheDailyHayle I hope you're talking about Gary or Waffles
7/31
2019
@TheDailyHayle They learnt from each other and grew as people/sasquatch ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ @TheDailyHayle ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ
7/30
2019
@David_Biddle ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ @TheDailyHayle She's beautiful ๐Ÿ˜I have eaten the rich that were in the seats of power and which you were probably saving for big structural changeโ€ฆ https://t.co/Sy8SgtD2KZ
Retweeted by kid presentable๐Ÿ˜ฐ anxious + ๐Ÿ˜‰ winking = https://t.co/As461ESR2e
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7/27
2019
@TheDailyHayle Sorry ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ
7/26
2019
People need to recognise that there is nothing โ€˜stupidโ€™ about the Boris Johnson persona. This is a very calculateโ€ฆ https://t.co/iPNkTExYc9
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7/24
2019
@TheDailyHayle I love how it looks like a medal, like an award for being born ๐Ÿ‘
7/22
2019
Me trying to get into/out of any non-standard-chair seating. https://t.co/AbS6XEUElxCall Me By Your Name (2017) https://t.co/gsgd3d0iPd
7/21
2019
Thrilled that all of Jonathan Creek is on iplayer so I can revisit my formative childhood crush on Caroline quentinIn honour of the return of Queer Eye I gave to ask- where can I get a haircut that completely changes my face
7/20
2019
i understand how hard it is to get a cat to put on clothes but maybe this is a scenario where they should have tried?
Retweeted by kid presentable @ambercropp IT LOOKS INSANE @martine_duffy @frynaomifry Omg @ezwrites @frynaomifry I want to watch this movie.I'm having a very emotional day and the end of @earhustlesq nearly finished me off
7/18
2019
Don't ever buy a leather sofa. https://t.co/bdbnXAbGHn
7/16
2019
Things can be tough sometimes but at least we donโ€™t have to do PE anymore
Retweeted by kid presentable @TheDailyHayle That first one ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ dare I ask how much...?
7/15
2019
@JustinMcElroy https://t.co/eQX2MVb693
7/14
2019
Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the geโ€ฆ https://t.co/2liwy3wpzb
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7/13
2019
@TheDailyHayle My condolences ๐Ÿ’
7/12
2019
@showcasememes Showcase ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  Vue ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  Avonmeads: ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  Longwell green: https://t.co/vZH4cwrrfc
7/11
2019
One of the many, many incred things about Lizzo is how she resists singing finger as 'fingle' to rhyme with single. @David_Biddle Fit.
7/10
2019
@quornnuggets WHAT
7/9
2019
@beckymbarrow Pee after sex.Intense outdoor gym in Kiev with equipment that looks like a cross between farming machinery and Saw traps. https://t.co/ASSqUrXx8E
7/8
2019
Challenge accepted! #bottletopchallenge https://t.co/Rygijd6z5W
Retweeted by kid presentableOnly look through in an emergency. https://t.co/4lvNqmM1wA
7/7
2019
I will never cease to be amazed at how close men you don't know will stand next to you in musuems.Can everybody just Please look at this cat https://t.co/GEPe1XzurJ
Retweeted by kid presentableWhy isnโ€™t the government subsiding gym memberships as part of the nhs if weight gain is such an epidemic theyโ€™re deโ€ฆ https://t.co/gWyIm3fhuw
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7/4
2019
@MJWhitcombe @MBMBaM Outstanding ๐Ÿ‘
7/2
2019
BUZZ ALDRIN'S HEART RATE WAS 88 BPM AT THE LAUNCH OF APOLLO 11 WHICH IS THE LITERAL SAME AS ME LYING IN BED RIGHT NOW. @TheDailyHayle Illegal. @David_Biddle hi
6/30
2019
thereโ€™s a house in my neighborhood that has tons of flamingos they dress up for holidaysโ€”they all had santa hats!โ€”bโ€ฆ https://t.co/dGCd6Odiqd
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6/29
2019
@TheDailyHayle Donk! @David_Biddle Fit.
6/28
2019
I've never identified with a character more than this animate rubbish who just wants to be in a bin. https://t.co/uvA74DGA0U
6/26
2019
@TheDailyHayle Erm, slides?
6/23
2019
@ASOS_HeretoHelp hi, the soles of sandals I bought in April (and have worn ~5 times) have completely split on bothโ€ฆ https://t.co/5Wv6S8pBKj
6/22
2019
@HowIBuiltThis Is it paid?A woman with two serpents holding her finger to her lips, representing prudence. By Thomas Jenner, active 1631-1656. https://t.co/l4Qc1fK6GR
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6/20
2019
Happy Fathersโ€™ Day from your dads. https://t.co/ci7lmWD2Fo
Retweeted by kid presentableI LOVE YOU, PUB DOG https://t.co/Sw7atpw4i2
6/16
2019
@ObjectUK Didn't read it, did you? @SofieHagen NICE
6/15
2019
I hate weddings but I hope this babe has the day she has always dreamed of xx https://t.co/fOMOxSyOQy
6/13
2019
I keep thinking about this owl I saw yesterday and how Iโ€™ve never related so much to a bird https://t.co/iR2CiTEVVn
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6/9
2019
accepting an OBE or an MBE is ...embarrassing
Retweeted by kid presentable @TheDailyHayle Totally! So dissapointing and tired. @TheDailyHayle IS SHE BLIND
6/8
2019

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