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kid presentable @sophie_going Bristol, England

I didn't ask to be born.

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Joined Twitter 7/13/11


@ObjectUK Didn't read it, did you? @SofieHagen NICE
6/15
2019
I hate weddings but I hope this babe has the day she has always dreamed of xx https://t.co/fOMOxSyOQy
6/13
2019
I keep thinking about this owl I saw yesterday and how I’ve never related so much to a bird https://t.co/iR2CiTEVVn
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6/9
2019
accepting an OBE or an MBE is ...embarrassing
Retweeted by kid presentable @TheDailyHayle Totally! So dissapointing and tired. @TheDailyHayle IS SHE BLIND @TheDailyHayle 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 @TheDailyHayle Oh no what has she done?!I want to grow old with Sandra Oh.An elephant doctor with an endoscope nose explains colonscopies in Japanese hospitals. https://t.co/DCq9NZtaRD
Retweeted by kid presentable @TheDailyHayle I don't believe in karma, but I really feel like you are being ~repaid~ for your former housemate situation
6/8
2019
@David_Biddle That's Sir Ben Kingsley to you
6/6
2019
@TheDailyHayle I need closure!! @TheDailyHayle I hate how when you click on it it doesn't take you to thing, so you never find out what stuff actually is 😞 @TheDailyHayle Cannot stress that enougg @TheDailyHayle Just want to make it clear that it made me think of you because you have posted similar wtf Wish pro… https://t.co/3eCbfZw98H @TheDailyHayle If you're brave enough @TheDailyHayle say this wtf Wish product and thought of you https://t.co/GWTJreZFxMWhen will someone have the guts to have a roast dinner option that is just a pile of roast potatoes and gravy
6/2
2019
Bin dick energyHard truths at the cat show. https://t.co/4UAUIgbSRo
6/1
2019
Only half https://t.co/eNy0ifKEK8
5/28
2019
oH WOW WHAT THE FUCK https://t.co/uzl84Hgg0w
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5/26
2019
@TheDailyHayle I hear it ages like a fine wine
5/25
2019
THERESA MAY CRIED WHEN SHE LOST HER JOB BUT NOT WHEN 72 PEOPLE BURNED TO DEATH IN GRENFELL. THATS HER LEGACY, CONVERSATION OVER.
Retweeted by kid presentable @David_Biddle Oops @David_Biddle I love him 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍
5/24
2019
@charlubby The sticks are soooo good
5/18
2019
@ThePCCLondon @arianeanindita @ThePCCPodcast @thelonelyisland I need this shirt.decided i’m pro-abortion. abort everything, including me, from this planet.
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5/17
2019
The Alabama abortion ban is awful. A lot of folks are disgusted by the ban because there is no exception for rape s… https://t.co/uC3jOB2Gjp
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5/15
2019
I can't believe I have to go to work for another 38 years what the fuckif u spent £86,400 a day (£1 a sec) it would take u ~32 years to spend a billion. billionaires are human dragons wh… https://t.co/ZBlRVMKShy
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5/12
2019
WHY BABIES ARE PROBLEMATIC (A THREAD) https://t.co/eCP5lZ0IDy
Retweeted by kid presentable @ambercropp Ah boooo :( I'm free on Saturday afternoon and possibly Sunday
5/9
2019
Me walking into my bf’s room after I’ve shaved, exfoliated and moisturised https://t.co/Kp1vXo5wQA
Retweeted by kid presentable @ianchillag @alexsnog @ucbtny You made me cry with this one 👍
5/8
2019
This thread is fantastic 👏 👏 👏 👏 https://t.co/NW3hkHEPWr
5/7
2019
Catching up with #MetGala2019 aka refreshing twitter every three seconds and screamingA man assists Lady Gaga with her train, #MetGala2019. // ‘Matador and Bull’ by Roy M. Steinberg, c. 20th century. https://t.co/8Yd0GeJrG2
Retweeted by kid presentableI see y’all still don’t know how to compliment two bad bitches without comparing them to each other. https://t.co/1A42Ik1z8U
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5/6
2019
@TheDailyHayle How is she managing to look so chill thoughMoomins understand my need to have a cute wholesome exterior while being perpetually depressed on the inside https://t.co/AQPWnepslr
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5/5
2019
Just a reminder that this exists. You’re welcome. https://t.co/N2cnE6N2Rq
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5/4
2019
@BarbicanCentre Amazing, thank you!
5/1
2019
I just wanna know why my clothes only get caught on the door handle when I’m in a bad mood
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4/27
2019
Me rehydrating after crying out all of my liquids during Eighth Grade https://t.co/alFJYLqc29
4/26
2019
@heyriddleriddle @ArneParrott @JPsoFLY @adalrifai @ErinKeif2 As a British person, I commend you on a 100% accurate portrayal of the country @WestminsterWAG @toadmeister The two of you have both made a terrible mistake here. You've have confused me knowing… https://t.co/fWXOB81HNY
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4/25
2019
five jobs I've had 1) sasquatch 2) godzilla 3) king kong 4) lochness 5) goblin 6) ghoul 7) a zombie with no conscience @JustinMcElroy @Trolls2cast @misterarnie @morepeoplehappy @adalrifai @Lin_Manuel @Jbegleiter Outstanding work, I'm rooting for you boys 💪The best podcast made continues to be the best podcast made. https://t.co/2lS71NQtE3
4/24
2019
@TheDailyHayle How are you keeping the furry lads from destroying yours!? @TheDailyHayle I'm making no promises @TheDailyHayle I then want to pop a hamster in it and become an Instagram sensation @TheDailyHayle So I caved and had a search for other houses available and now I'm pretty sure I need to make this : https://t.co/U4MSqmvo4P
4/23
2019
it’s a hot take, but it’s a correct take. Fleabag is great, but also super problematic with regard to class. the em… https://t.co/ZgeMIxyQTg
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4/21
2019
Also I sometimes trip over whilst stationary, so balance is a concern @leninsgf People are so dumb I despairI'm drunk and have just watched the trailer for Minding the Gap and am now looking at buying skateboards (
4/20
2019
THREAD: mueller report redactions as red carpet looks
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4/19
2019
Are you sure though https://t.co/YXHvjPxOKc @hannahtraining @cupofcrow He also avoided paying any tax for ~50 years by living outside of Sweden
4/18
2019
@TheDailyHayle https://t.co/0kB32utENBEquus has taught me two things: 1) all plays, without fail, are about god, and 2) the only way I want to travel is… https://t.co/pQwAc8gFUHI know that the Notre Dame is a very important landmark but the fact that billionaires have pledged over 600 millio… https://t.co/sG35aj27Qr
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4/17
2019
I would die for Maxine Peake. @ambercropp @TheDailyHayle Oh yeah 😎 @ambercropp @TheDailyHayle Sounds good!
4/16
2019
@ambercropp @TheDailyHayle For whilst the eurovision votes are being counted
4/15
2019
@TheDailyHayle Ahhh! I wonder if he ever got to hold the watchI think about how much I want Bernard's watch every day. https://t.co/SsCp83uFHc
4/14
2019
Today I ✅ painted a room ✅ put up some shelves ✅ lino printed 75 sick bags ✅ made kimchi Never been so productive on a Saturday in my lifeNot even a line up tailored to my exact interests would convince me to ever go to a festival again. https://t.co/Mpj6ovNpeZ @David_Biddle It wasn't a criticism of you, it was a comment on the thirstiness of my timeline
4/13
2019
@ChristinaMcMc Omfg
4/12
2019
Andrew Scott looks like Ant and Dec simultaneously.
4/9
2019
Line of Duty being set in the Midlands is its biggest plot twist so far @BarbicanCentre hello! Will the architecture tours be running in July?
4/7
2019
Twitter knows what I like (cc: @TheDailyHayle @Gwenthebabber) https://t.co/viM2O4M7xK @TheDailyHayle https://t.co/EpV5l6WIi2
4/6
2019
@TheDailyHayle Still buzzing from him letting me stroke his chin @TheDailyHayle I like how Gary clearly wants to hold paws with Waffles, but is playing it cool
4/5
2019
Theresa May: *breathes* Parliament: https://t.co/AOTf6K7xlz
Retweeted by kid presentable @heyriddleriddle @JPsoFLY @adalrifai @ErinKeif2 This is really useful for my fanfic thx
4/3
2019
@TheDailyHayle BAAAAAAAAAABE
3/31
2019
the EU to the UK https://t.co/JjJQdpXOJy
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3/30
2019
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3/29
2019
@TheDailyHayle Need to tap into the timid and easily pleased market @TheDailyHayle Upsetting chair users across the land @TheDailyHayle Is this your doing too https://t.co/XYdnmcxyfd
3/28
2019
@ambercropp 😮 I'll get back on ebay!! @MaxFunHQ Thanks for getting back to me! @TheDailyHayle @ambercropp I'll fix your car and look great doing it 🤙🤙🤙 @MaxFunHQ hello! Do you know if international donors will have any additional fees? @ambercropp this is so comfy ✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️ https://t.co/BwAprRGv8Q
3/27
2019

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