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sophie-lly distancing @SophLouiseHall Boltonian living in London

I like to try and be funny sometimes when I'm not tired :) she/her โœจ

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@MulberryCoates He should write every single tv show!! Somehow!! @BListAtCapital SUCH nice food there ๐Ÿ˜Absolutely no one: Me: I just love Russell T Davies so much!!!!!!!!! ๐Ÿ’• โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸฅฐI will always resent that I found out the ending of Little Women from a god damn Friends episodeWatching Little Women so excited to understand all your memes from 2 years ago ๐Ÿ˜Š @KrystalSim it's a mystery *toyah face* @KrystalSim i find decent chunky chippy chips a struggle in general, tbqphMe trying to find decent chips and gravy in London
Retweeted by sophie-lly distancing @octojon when you're done drop the playlist :)Kathryn Hahn. Thatโ€™s the tweet
Retweeted by sophie-lly distancingmy favourite part of watching a film is looking up the plot on Wikipedia afterwards
Retweeted by sophie-lly distancingThis film is like me putting off a social obligation
@BeffernieBlack This is fair, getting up at 8am should be illegal. At least it will be done first thing and then..โ€ฆ @BeffernieBlack Itโ€™ll be so worth it when you get it though. LOVE a fresh fridge1. Hitting the iceberg
Retweeted by sophie-lly distancing*catching up on #DragRaceUK* Me: Iโ€™m mid rat musical @SophLouiseHall: arenโ€™t we all
Retweeted by sophie-lly distancing @stevenperkins 2. SinkingThis is the best styling out of a broken zoom I have seen @_emilyoram I feel like we should get double points for it being against liverpool @pritipatel ok but can I go to ๐–๐–”๐–š๐–˜๐–Š ๐–•๐–†๐–—๐–™๐–Ž๐–Š๐–˜? @Pete_Allison the best bit is that he ended up in a tree next to my dad's house sent a picture of Bernie Sanders outside my dads' house and it has gone down an absolute treat๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž ๐ฉ๐š๐ซ๐ญ๐ข๐ž๐ฌ. @fairycakes @HuwieMcChewie Aw Huw that is so sweet you think you're my sixteenth favourite xeurgh but my sixteenth favourite friend always brings the best party games Ora running to the bank to take out a loan @matthewjh Amazing, I hear they're doing a duet with That Pesto is Probably Still Fine Isn't It @matthewjh I'm looking forward to Cranberry Sauce That's Probably Gone Off, playing at the Second Shelf Stage @matthewjh who is going to headline your fridge?!?has anyone done this one yet @TalieDelemere ok i will forgive you this time @TalieDelemere how dare you become a get-up-and-do-stuff-early person. traitorThis extremely MYSTERIOUS show called It's a Mystery with the best set design + opening titles โ“โ€ฆ should also put lunch on his to-do list, it always makes me feel nice to check that one off :) putting Sitting Bernie Sanders in various places meme has made me jealous of a Bernie Sanders PNG getting to travel @beccadeltest normalise eating squares of cheddar and pickled onions on sticks outside of a child's birthday party @beccadeltest what a great film AND a good idea! gonna get lots of paper plates and live my best 'hanging out at the buffet' liferude of the washing up to continually pile up because i keep making lunches and dinners at home without washing theโ€ฆ @kakapojayne He should be! He can get two Pick 'n' Mix Pasties for a pound ๐Ÿ’•obsessed with putting Sitting Bernie outside mundane places, such as PoundBakery in Bolton town centre wasn't expecting to be moved by the inauguration, but this is about as affecting a political speech as i canโ€ฆ
Retweeted by sophie-lly distancingI hate the internet, but also I love the internet.
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@Maciejkowicz My little Nigella๐ŸŒฎI have literally never seen someone look so happy and proud ๐Ÿ˜ญ energy a long work day but now I can sit back with a glass of wine & watch America change for the better soundtracked to Gaga & JLo๐Ÿทsame @ the MP on the end
Retweeted by sophie-lly distancing I like to leave my post of president, I too like to reach for my playlist of songs that 6-year old nephews can slide on the floor toit's a shame that all existing records of YMCA got burnt in that factory fire, isn't it"we will be back in some form" indicates a podcast :(HAVE A GOOD LIFE
Retweeted by sophie-lly distancing being your first lady was my greatest honour Melania 2: being your first lady was my greatest honour Melโ€ฆ remember when donald trump was presidentgoodbye trump
Retweeted by sophie-lly distancingTrump's off to Ikea to get a Billy bookcase for his new studio flatWho needs a sad lamp when my house is illuminated with the warm glow of Trump leaving the White House on the telly @HRFMichael i should've known the spice girls would have a whole range @andyetc oh my god, mariah gets a whole buffet TABLE @steveleng oh my god and it looks amazing!!! @rmdbutler she just BECAME the biscuit, so kinda the reverse i guess (lol jessie juc ๐Ÿ’€) @HuwieMcChewie oh i will never, ever forget them. in different colours!lol and these apparently @rmdbutler Hahaha this was literally my first thought - but was there Jessie J branding on the packaging, or did shโ€ฆ there enough popstar-branded snacks & drinks yet to make a whole pop feast? Kylie wine, Gaga Oreos... Katy Perrโ€ฆ presenting to you my silly little tweets has pardoned water levels in videogames
Retweeted by sophie-lly distancing @AntBit you are pardoned! look after yourself! #selfcare #loveyourself #motivation @AntBit aw thanks hun!!! ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜ @kateileaver awwww thanks! just need to believe in myself!!! ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•Had a dream last night that theyโ€™d randomly decided to make me president and I called my mum going, โ€˜you know what,โ€ฆ like Trump, my landlord also fucked off after half-sorting out a wallTrump just pardoned Gibbo, Burnsy, Cheeks, Morty, Ricey and Josh
Trump's pardoned the 2008 series of X Factor for voting out Laura White in Week 5 @mcclusksh i am merely a conduit for the one true god @ameliargh โ€œDo you remember the taste of strawberries, Mr Frodo? Because Morrisons replaced them with strawberry Frubes in the weekly shop" @_emilyoram of course i will follow the nhs's instructions :) @andyonpaper haha jk but also a vaccine plzDoes looking at pics of Lady Gaga at the Capitol and JLo about to board a plane to Joe Biden's inaugration count as having had the vaccine๐ŸŒฑโœจNATURE IS HEALINGโœจ๐ŸŒฑ biggest enemy is me Pop an Air Force One president @bet_binch Boxlore @sillyolddaniel โค๏ธโ€˜Itโ€™s been so nice working with you all! Catch me on my Facebook or gmail to stay in touch, donโ€™t be a stranger!!!โ€ฆ @ChristinaMcMc @pennyb they had a competition to name megabusses a while back - i wonder if this is the result @alimkheraj @alimkheraj the equivalent of being put in the overs category on x factor @TalieDelemere going to the sainsburys at the exit of euston station to get some snacks for the megabus too ๐Ÿ˜Trump trying to pardon as many problematic people as possible today thought to myself 'nice to have a quieter news week' and then realised there's a new US president tomorrow