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Tim, for the love of god just have sex man https://t.co/QtAoSe1Sb2
Retweeted by sothenscottsaidEvery Babylon Bee article is like "Liberal Says He Would Think Church Is Good If God Was In A Freaking Gay Wheelcha… https://t.co/HWRbBe108I
Retweeted by sothenscottsaidExcited to wake up to Donald Trump calling Savannah Guthrie the c word tomorrow for making him answer questions he didn't wanna answer @theshelleyleigh THEYRE IDIOTS EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM SHELLEY IM GOING INSANE @theshelleyleigh You mean THE DEVIL is running in every state**I'm worried republicans think Hunter Biden is running for president
10/16
2020
Lol https://t.co/0fx3UmE3sZ
10/15
2020
@lzzcat Is it Weekend At Bernie's?Gonna print this out so I can wipe my own ass with it https://t.co/ZYcPfHUAgh
10/12
2020
@NBCSCubs This one must've been easy. copy/paste to all: F-This is gonna be devastating to her campaign that still exists 4 years later. God help her.... https://t.co/Wv00zPHBmT
10/9
2020
@lzzcat @TheeAnnaMaria be prepared for glitter to be EVERYWHERE
10/8
2020
It's 6pm cst has a conservative called you a pussy today yet? https://t.co/ZridkiO6jqI waited basically my whole life for this but it’s finally a lot of fun to be a chiefs fan
10/6
2020
Conservatives shouldn’t tweet at all. They’re god damn terrible at everything. https://t.co/EQtxsyUY1K
10/5
2020
You mean like when the literal president threatened physical violence to protesters outside his rally in Tulsa? Bc… https://t.co/JWYRf9EkmILololololol no fucking shit they won’t https://t.co/N7ZFsL2KaoCan we extend that to “forever” https://t.co/z7lmGAP5Zo
10/3
2020
When I think of the last 4 years I usually revel in the tolerance displayed by the right. Good point. https://t.co/IGpOJn0DMZPre-existing conditions amiright?? @realDonaldTrump @RealDannyDawson Sometimes I’m just not afraid to “go there”To think, now Trump can’t go on tv and stumble through denouncing the easiest hate group on planet earth to denounc… https://t.co/592FSlMMJh
10/2
2020
I hope to one day be this delusional https://t.co/CuXgPAg5jx
10/1
2020
And they say conservatives aren’t funny... https://t.co/2Y29i1tQk0There’s absolutely no way that they’d need this if the grand jury report weren’t incredibly damning https://t.co/eEInNVSwtbIt’s cool how this debate I’m reading about is a complete shit show and will undoubtedly only hurt Biden in the pol… https://t.co/MeqeieDCg3
9/30
2020
Absolutely killed it tonight my dude great job @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/RJha8GD69JRun ‘Da Bomb’ @chiefsPatrick Mahomes is the best football player alive and it isn’t even close
9/29
2020
@coleboy55 Been working hard at it my whole life, RonNot to brag but I just got pulled over and the cop was so impressed with how white I am that he didn't point his gun at me or nothin'
9/28
2020
Football season was short af this year
9/26
2020
@andrewtadamson https://t.co/VZYxCRZvgz @andrewtadamson This has Trevor written all over itIs anything illegal? https://t.co/NYrAkq7zz5
9/25
2020
Just gotta redact all the parts where they look murdery first https://t.co/v1R24fPmjn @lzzcat Big facts$20 says they did it themselves https://t.co/J0TtPbsqQg
9/24
2020
They literally only got in trouble for missing their sleeping target....To every white person that will invariably have a horrifically stupid opinion about the riots that are bound to hap… https://t.co/iuF0jnfSo9Fuck this country https://t.co/0A4Y8ex6GISeems like something you do when you definitely made the correct and justifiable ruling. https://t.co/xAW7IEPpKG @soulpowerpaul Paul there’s gotta be an opening for the job this is your moment
9/23
2020
@theshelleyleigh They can have him for pennies on the dollar since I know Billy loves him so much @theshelleyleigh Curious to see how he can manage to play Steven Adams 32 minutes a game from Chicago. Seems challenging. @RealDannyDawson @SenatorRomney Stay goneAnd you wanna do literally anything at all that this guy wants you to? @SenatorRomney https://t.co/pcmXQ2UuTRMy best guess is that Mitt Romney thinks we all blasted by the Men In Black memory pen thing. Or he’s transparently… https://t.co/FJCKUiUbQL
9/22
2020
The democratic political strategy of begging republicans to have mercy on their constituents has worked so well up… https://t.co/3j4rD1i7xc
9/21
2020
I cannot think of a worse idea than brunch
9/20
2020
Letting Mitch McConnell know he’s a hypocrite will not stop him from being a hypocriteLol https://t.co/bbMhncmnDO @mitchday SignificantlyRepublicans probably are not going to remember the “can’t confirm a justice in an election year” horseshit they were spewing 4 years ago....We live in actual hellWe are all going to die now https://t.co/nr2gKhkRkeThe thing that makes republicans so retarded is that they'll read this and hear someone like Newt Gingrich say "How… https://t.co/lccMYM2ByO @soulpowerpaul Oh I know exactly why and I’m with you all the way. It rules. I just love watching a grown man kick… https://t.co/5OPgtK92sOWatching baseball players behave like petulant children is my favorite thing https://t.co/FWYrp41y4X @Greezo It’s actually easier than they’re making it. Significantly.Troy Aikman wants to do sex with Joe Burrow. Chill dude. It was a check down.
9/18
2020
@RealDannyDawson If she says no you gotta throw the data outIf you don't count all the times I have not given a woman an orgasm, I have always given a woman an orgasm. I'm und… https://t.co/mO5OCVirW5 @lzzcat You like things like "ps5 pre-orders" and they like things like "voting against their own interests"
9/17
2020
@RealDannyDawson It was always whaleshttps://t.co/ImfrY0Ca2S https://t.co/26s757rJ4Y @chaseacook Winning the Super BowlThey're literally forcing sterilization on women in ICE detention camps but sure lets talk about Nancy getting hair… https://t.co/6WPPlHG9no @mitchday “He’s telling someone lies, but I don’t think it matters” https://t.co/6Bu3We6shHFOLKS! https://t.co/N9WdVlZk7KFrom the bottom of my heart I just wanna say fuck Paul George just a little bitJust wanted to circle back here bc you never responded before. What’s new? @Yg_Trece https://t.co/mpOClUpkjm
9/16
2020
Lol “maybe” https://t.co/s5uGU69oAH @danielradamson She’s in on the ground floor of this thing
9/10
2020
A press secretary that lies you say??? https://t.co/PcfzF7vzshProps to Bob Woodward for having this information in February and thinking to himself “200,000 people should die be… https://t.co/9wAaVDQBA8We got him, you guys. His absolutely batshit crazy followers will finally wake up now it's over great job https://t.co/HKxNjeUnus
9/9
2020
You either wanna win a playoff game or you wanna give Steven Adams minutes @okcthunder https://t.co/mIPqHD4qmYKnowing we weren’t supposed to make it this far does not make it any better. Sports are bad now.I will open mouth kiss Lu DortYou either wanna win a playoff game or you wanna give Steven Adams minutesEvergreen https://t.co/xf0Ch0ji06Lu Dort has more points than Harden and Westbrook combined. Just like we all thought would happen.Can I get in on this? https://t.co/V0OaPAzuMa
9/3
2020
How fucking stoked are we to watch PJ Tucker act like a rabid fucking dog to the refs with impunity for one more gameBENCH 👏🏻 STEVEN 👏🏻 ADAMS 👏🏻 @mitchday I’ve been here. Sports hadnt. @DylanBuckingham It’s bc two of our starters have no offensive ability whatsoever. Adams simultaneously serves no p… https://t.co/f0cPdPSElXEvergreen https://t.co/rRsyW6FdsTTerrance Ferguson is the worst basketball player on earthSo Steven Adams, what would you say ya do here? @HoustonRockets SHUT THE FUCK UP AFTER EVERY FOUL
9/1
2020
@elleinadspir https://t.co/eac3uqM5QcLSU may be having trouble meeting payroll, guys https://t.co/VP5Hh0kg3P
8/31
2020
If I were coaching the Thunder I’d suggest shooting shots instead of passing the ball to the other team. Idk I’m weird like that I guess.
8/30
2020
What abt now? @andrewtadamson https://t.co/V0OaPAzuMa
8/29
2020
Ted Cruz is into incest and no one thought that was weird enough to vote him out of officeEveryday I wake up and find out that republicans are dumber than I ever could’ve imagined. This is literally a pict… https://t.co/12tBljyf3p
8/28
2020
Remembering how when we were kids we all were tryna ‘gleek’ on each other and that’s weird as fuck that we did that(nsync voice) dirty cops
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8/27
2020

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