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Editor at @SoxMachine, gym class hero, oversized hat enthusiast and circler of wagons. Love thee Notre Dame. "The Avon Barksdale of #SoxMath" ~ Jason Benetti

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Retweeted by Patrick NolanRecord day yesterday in new doses reported, with 53,628. 773,623 total doses have been administered, and 159,996 pe… https://t.co/i1kQnzaULO
Retweeted by Patrick Nolan @dhammer312 @KingMac1129 @MrDelicious13 A true leader on and off the field. @KingMac1129 @MrDelicious13 The correct answer is probably Slim Charles. We'll never know because they never made that spinoff. @KingMac1129 @MrDelicious13 Prop Joe got a bunch of dealers with beefing crews to come together with common purpose… https://t.co/7X9uTE2Dqh @A_C_Green88 I think he's more expensive than they'd like and they probably won't bother. @A_C_Green88 I think it'd be a strange use of resources. They'd be better off putting more emphasis on bat than glo… https://t.co/II2H9l9h5q @PChill708 @Michael_Cerami For a rebuilding team, it's OK as long as they're hedged from a workload perspective aga… https://t.co/Jivm18KGM5 @JSahly @nytimes That means we'll be capped out at 4.7% "fully vaccinated" a few weeks from now, right? This has to speed up.I have virtually no experience with trading 'stonks' but this GameStop story is fascinating. https://t.co/NYr00MGhhFAnother comment of his I agree with -- the meetings of the Dead Poets Society are the worst scenes in the film entitled Dead Poets Society.Roger Ebert did not like Dead Poets Society. I liked it more than he did, but completely agree with him that Do the… https://t.co/na4rmOJ5Ks @kolak_jason You can take that stance, but then vote for Rolen. There’s zero reason not to vote for Rolen anyway, b… https://t.co/4Tob2hvlWx @AnswerDave Yeah, that’s just it for me. There’s differences of opinion on lots of these guys but to say *zero* are… https://t.co/7hMyQZgjxDIf you have the privilege of having a Hall of Fame vote and submit a blank ballot with all the great, historic play… https://t.co/aBa3vEZIrKFinished Dead Poets Society @dtsvr61 @soxmachine_josh @whitesox Seems like they both can’t be true, eh. @Ecnerwal23 Inject this into my veins.Welp. https://t.co/mmE11zC0IAThe Blue Jays have gone INSANE. What’re they doing? Try’na win a championship or something?
1/27
2021
@SoxyBack @matty_mitch @Moncada4MVP @PortillosHambu1 Now THIS is the conspiracy this day needs! @mikedgetsr3spec He could do a terrible job and they could win the World Series. He could do a great job and they m… https://t.co/1Zy1Fn3OPQ @mikedgetsr3spec A vetting process where literally anyone else was considered.Whole picture https://t.co/5f5ihGe6pj
Retweeted by Patrick Nolan @colintj Rate of decrease seems to be slowing a bit. @cronebender Why? I think they have a very good chance of getting to the ALCS or further. Best shot in 13 years.This is how I feel. So when the #WhiteSox win a lot of games and you come to me saying "SEE I TOLD YOU TONY LA RUSS… https://t.co/d0Urh7ApulDo not read or click on the trending "why vaccines alone will not end the pandemic" NYT article. It is dumb clickba… https://t.co/MVXAakWvmc @MrDelicious13 @CoveysBurner Ah yes, guilty of the high crime of impersonating a.....pizza. @CoveysBurner The best part about my tweet was an actual pre-existing LousDeepDishPizza account popping into the re… https://t.co/JVfp3ZL1jH @JRROwens @lito2313 I disagree about making the last 6-10 weeks of the regular season more exciting. It makes them… https://t.co/kVjJpsQarz
1/26
2021
@drewcotner @lito2313 Except in other sports single games are a lot less random and they don't play a short 3-game series.Vaccine data: 7-day rolling average for administration: 28,171 doses (+395) # of people fully vaccinated (2 doses… https://t.co/GqJIiQoWWo
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Retweeted by Patrick Nolan @jpritz22 Everyone should have it. Better for fans, better for players. @JamesFox917 If a majority of players want it then they aren't being advised properly -- or fringe guys who are unl… https://t.co/qSJJNmepWv @JamesFox917 Think placing an emphasis on the 130K / player for the additional 6 teams in the postseason is missing… https://t.co/JY7ZJTNggB @_AlohaMrHand I'll take the advantage but I'm unlikely to be hanging on the edge of my seat in a September game if… https://t.co/Hbcw0Sb2e0 @_AlohaMrHand @JamesFox917 @MLBRandomStats Because historically the home team has won about 53% of games. which doe… https://t.co/YE7Skl2mrF @_AlohaMrHand @JamesFox917 @MLBRandomStats The team already failed to score in the top of the 9th. They had their c… https://t.co/qJ6ZGNDqAO @_AlohaMrHand @JamesFox917 @MLBRandomStats There's an advantage to going last because you know how many runs you ne… https://t.co/fylLIXiD8Q @_AlohaMrHand @JamesFox917 @MLBRandomStats In terms of how much the win probability over a 3-game series would swin… https://t.co/hqi8nlze0a @lito2313 Allows an 78-win team to knock off a 102-win team over an extremely random 3-game series. No real benefit… https://t.co/1ftb4qztBR @JamesFox917 @MLBRandomStats That is a fairly trivial reward. @frankriggins35 It's more exciting than the 2020 format. @JamesFox917 @MLBRandomStats I don't like that because it renders the division race meaningless in whichever divisi… https://t.co/1VpkMWAESl @frankriggins35 MLB is not going to continue the Dumb 2020 Playoff Format. @JamesFox917 That is quite likely but the question is whether we're talking about MiLB deals or MLB deals.I'm extremely excited. The last time the #WhiteSox played dramatic baseball in September was in 2012. Today's annou… https://t.co/WyGRnJEHwT @MLBRandomStats Division winners get a 1-0 advantage in the best-of-three. Only way I can think of to do it.Yup. Under expanded playoffs, the Sox could live with the back of their rotation as constructed. With this confirma… https://t.co/Lz8H6mFljDGreat news. While pitchers hitting sucks, the expanded playoffs would be far more disastrous to MLB than the NL ope… https://t.co/cLn8phgpvR @_AlohaMrHand @KingMac1129 Agreed that declaring players untouchable is dumb, but the ideal trade chips are 1) play… https://t.co/sTDg0mqul1 @_AlohaMrHand @KingMac1129 It's unlikely an "equal value" trade that punches a hole in your regular lineup is benef… https://t.co/AioFExdmpc @Ray_Lewis67 @MLBRandomStats It doesn't, because games for teams on track to win 86+ games are no longer meaningful… https://t.co/mnhMGVH9Iw @MLBRandomStats Or if the regular season matters (read: not stupid 8/teams per league with minimal incentive to move up in seed). @JonZSports I enjoy these videos @tunahaf That must be it"Last year I wasn't too sold on his baseball credentials, but for me, his domestic abuse puts him over the top this year."How does Omar Vizquel *gain* a vote? https://t.co/K5GuCpTylV“Gee I dunno, how about not being the worst franchise in the American League over the last decade plus. Let’s start… https://t.co/CbbYmVmUGEThis is why everyone who replies to my tweets with “nothing they could ever do would make you happy” cannot be take… https://t.co/yCJ9HKNfaBMike Brey finally figured out how to get production out of his bench: put his starters on the bench to start the ga… https://t.co/rf4PHfW911 @tnoieNDI Team struggled to beat Detroit Mercy.....feel like playing this well against (albeit bad) ACC teams is a… https://t.co/zShcgrDrao
1/25
2021
@tnoieNDI Wertz? @tnoieNDI Zona’s gonna be a real good player in a couple years.Whole picture, now with new doses administered! https://t.co/YSTIeOmvLU
Retweeted by Patrick Nolan681,473 total doses administered as of yesterday, up 23,653. 136,119 people have been fully vaccinated. It will tak… https://t.co/bpGHuKk7Il
Retweeted by Patrick Nolan @JSahly Let’s goooooo!!!! @SoxMachine There would have to be a chapter on Gavin Floyd, and it’s a shame that there would have to be a chapter on Gavin Floyd.Book idea, working title: "He Wasn't The Problem: Defenses of Unpopular White Sox, 2006-19." https://t.co/KKFF9YecB1
Retweeted by Patrick NolanMy 6-year old daughter decided to watch the original Star Wars (A New Hope) with me this afternoon and now claims i… https://t.co/6z8kqEZw8o @SoxMachine Okay man, it was a bad tweet, I get it. I have proof too and just disregarded it to make my point. Here… https://t.co/IaliAnNVds @JamesFox917 James — any truth to the rumor that Billy Donovan has torpedoed the Chicago Bulls by dramatically redu… https://t.co/OEl2Z0uK8r @SoxMachine I went to Opening Day 2011. I heard them play “All In” by Lifehouse to introduce the team. They confide… https://t.co/sFKQwaHNOhThey don't? https://t.co/u6sTAzyF0x https://t.co/RxSE85QqwP
Retweeted by Patrick NolanOwen expresses in much better terms my mindset for this offseason. I am extremely aware that the #WhiteSox are very… https://t.co/33e6FqRaG0 @Doctor1Hundred Can we get a photo?
1/24
2021
“City officials are still determining the cause of the surge” — newspaper from the future https://t.co/e5V3LpcwiO
Retweeted by Patrick Nolan @soxmachine_josh @jlazowski14 But I agree they could use a Detwiler type to soak up innings. Now, if MLB makes the… https://t.co/drR0agEvoy @soxmachine_josh @jlazowski14 The White Sox will easily be a top 8 team as currently constructed and by July it sho… https://t.co/WbriQTEGfm @SoxMachine Stupid calendar! @KenWo4LiFe At least it has a Buehrle vote!This person is the president of the BBWAA https://t.co/IPNXv44Vw9 @jlazowski14 Depends how many teams make the playoffs.https://t.co/Il0wJ2jIwi https://t.co/rahJVhJA5N657,820 total doses administered as of yesterday, up 41,143. 133,949 people have been fully vaccinated. It will t… https://t.co/CkTQgCmrlU
Retweeted by Patrick Nolan*taps sign* just because you can, doesn’t mean you should https://t.co/ie6aYAmsSS
Retweeted by Patrick NolanBulls had one three-game winning streak under Jim Boylen in 123 games. Billy Donovan has his first in only 15 games.
Retweeted by Patrick NolanEloy Jiménez made the second-toughest catch by a White Sox outfielder last year. He also made messes of far easier… https://t.co/mmV3GwxrLN
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1/23
2021
@KenWo4LiFe Source?The musical Hamilton is going to turn 5 years old in about a half year, which feels insane.Why can I not stop laughing at this tweet what is wrong with me https://t.co/t95GRix4cEA record 44,288 doses were administered yesterday, the first time IL hit a record day in almost 2 weeks. It will… https://t.co/Sxh2Lc9HKo
Retweeted by Patrick Nolan @danielrtripp @Mr_Jay369 That's extremely bad! @danielrtripp @Mr_Jay369 You guys are missing the point. His goal represents little, if any, progress over the curr… https://t.co/rU27lHeaw4 @wfks @barstoolWSD Simple -- you're averaging in all the days since vaccinations began. They've sped up since then.… https://t.co/r4Miw841hN @coolbmwm9 Same -- I hope it's a total undersell. I think the messaging is banking on the idea that most Americans… https://t.co/cWiIImsvJd @jmrozell25 It was a mistake to say it and I regret it.did the Lions just hire PC Principal?? https://t.co/v1cZK1FMmE
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1/22
2021

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