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she/her | local gemini goblin | 💖💜💙

539 Following   3,473 Followers   8,337 Tweets

Joined Twitter 9/27/12


the full piece https://t.co/YJDR0jHB7Lif you know me in real life I’m very sorry I’m just a gay weeb so just keep scrolling https://t.co/Mm9nI8lbEE
5/9
2021
bonus: very self indulgent Daichi & Suga content https://t.co/crTmd3XwRggm here’s Yachi from Haikyuu in my style bc I adore her https://t.co/i9nUKZgE7o
5/7
2021
Josh Turner’s deep voice makes him the Corpse Husband of country music. I will not be elaborating further.:-) https://t.co/FJddbjjF9B
5/4
2021
sick of these lil 3 minute ass weekends
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5/3
2021
😾 https://t.co/eno6UWdW2o
Retweeted by Amber KeithTbh at this point there’s no reason for beauty blenders to still be 20 dollars 😭😭
Retweeted by Amber Keithi do not want to be "resilient" anymore I want to be a spoiled bitch
Retweeted by Amber Keithbonus best boys together https://t.co/ZjTJh9ewx1I have haikyuu brainrot so here’s atsumu & sakusa https://t.co/5KqyfsNKPr
5/2
2021
@plantcrush very important https://t.co/PIHbUTxmDL @nyccirca1993 fboy lip bite: you ain’t got no gemini in you but would you like one ?
4/27
2021
Remarkable https://t.co/kA6WDnjGzg @stephenniem No words https://t.co/oJcEPlXSiY @Samantha_2012 ITS A BDAY GIFT FOR A FRIEND but kirishima is also my favorite character and I would harbor no shame… https://t.co/MiC7qpY1HC
4/26
2021
@PrincesseChaos I think it was the fact I was planning to drink two ventis worth of cold brew and they didn’t want my heart to stopI don’t need my partner to judge my Amazon cart like this https://t.co/TOWeCFMzZG @drawntoinsanity Fake friends 😩Cant believe I’m getting coffee shamed rn smh these ain’t real friends https://t.co/BB7JTdkr2vbut somehow I’ll get on a discord call w/ video on with ten people I’ve never met in real life no problem https://t.co/ztaYs1Ed51Not an authors note but instead a contender for favorite tag I’ve seen yet https://t.co/N6i5Ki55xO
4/25
2021
🥰 https://t.co/JGj58zw9Fz
4/24
2021
Take a vacation in your mind! It's free! Fun! Disappointing! Not "enough"! Still so tired! So very tired
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4/23
2021
@zero_cool1991 pls https://t.co/GkmWuAhKOO @alesiavsworld https://t.co/pzdNZrwFwF @alesiavsworld Alesia these girls are killing meI could not be more overtly flirting here https://t.co/UPHIjXDCPDwhy is it so hard to pull women. Mf I’m not joke flirting w u I’m trying to kiss u.
4/21
2021
guilty on ALL counts :) hope he rots
Retweeted by Amber Keithwait childhood ??????¿ I was in college for 1989 https://t.co/3kwTsDmuS6 @nyccirca1993 yee haw same
4/20
2021
⭐️ https://t.co/pVvAdV4v00
4/19
2021
the ‘former gifted kid’ to ‘ADHD diagnosis’ pipeline
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4/18
2021
the oversharing after one glass of wine to vague feeling of shame and regret during your 3:16am pee pipeline
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4/15
2021
@elfishh Everyday is spongebob day @elfishh Now I know you’re not dragging Tay when you can’t even keep up with spongebob references !!!
4/14
2021
@Thisisjuhnelle Nelle....
4/13
2021
i read frankenstein in 4th grade and found out you can you can defy god and man to create a body using alchemy of t… https://t.co/fnEfq0t4kM
Retweeted by Amber KeithBisexual means you use ‘u’ and ‘your’ in the same tweet
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4/11
2021
@RachLWhitehurst ROOB https://t.co/MrnIFXjq91
4/10
2021
@queer_muse https://t.co/ytTO0gA96fweekly reminder to add me to your close friends list on ig and ill be your ultimate hype womanI’m sorry to all my colleagues and ppl I met at conferences who follow me here https://t.co/MZ5BHvsvpk:-) https://t.co/ETWMH6GSK3
4/9
2021
@queer_muse No we love YOU https://t.co/vDTYVHAjfb
4/8
2021
@kmfields I beg of you to do so and liveblog your experience for me @kmfields Frasier. I’m on my fifth rewatch. 😶it's cool that in the past year i've become functionally unable to read unless it's a fruity tooty romance novel th… https://t.co/qgwIgxtkU5
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4/7
2021
also me telling everyone and their mom to watch Haikyuume telling Sam she has to watch JJK bc her and Nanami share the same bday down to the yearI’m the peer pressurer https://t.co/urtF8dWXxn
4/6
2021
@hemingwhy And for that I apologize・ 。 。 *  ・💓゚*。・   ・ *💘゚。 *   ・ ゚*。・゚。     ・。°*. ゚ *  ゚。·*・。 ゚*    ゚ *.。。💓 ・   * 💘。・. ゚*.。     *  ゚・。 * 。… https://t.co/AnXlyCW9wu
Retweeted by Amber Keithfor those unfamiliar: Sangwoo & Sukuna. My deepest character flaw is being a Sangwoo apologist. https://t.co/RG05Cwkl7Rand if you do read Killing Stalking, how are you holding up? Personally, I am unwell.If anyone else is within the niche overlap of watching Jujutsu Kaisen & reading Killing Stalking: I drew Sangwoo as… https://t.co/vANXeSmSVi @MeganMcNal @winterrbearrrr Incredible
4/5
2021
@courtnicholleee GIRL WHAT
4/4
2021
@brunssen_burner YES U COULD @thaooocu THANK U🥰🥰🥰 @illumahottie https://t.co/ZMqq8rhiQJI’ve embraced the middle part https://t.co/QP41qnvXmf
4/3
2021
dare I say even more uncomfy than being on an email chain where two ppl are arguing and everyone else continues to be CC’d on the exchangeis there anything more uncomfortable and tense than watching two people have a super passive aggressive argument in a slack channel?Discovered I’ve been added to yet another seemingly random close friends list and I am LIVING!!!!
3/31
2021
@iamsiete Guads..... what does she know that we don’t
3/27
2021
Hope y’all are enjoying the journey as much as I am https://t.co/cmV6isOhqn
3/26
2021
I want you all to know that I’ll take your secrets to the grave so add me to your close friends 🙂 I’m nosy but I can be quietI love when girls I’m not even close to add me to their close friends on IG. Like yes, I passed the vibe check and… https://t.co/sccJXrztfZ
3/25
2021
@nyccirca1993 he’s justifiedearlier my bf’s laptop dinged because he got an email from work and I heard him yell from the other room “for FUCKS… https://t.co/VuBhPAY4am @deviIdoyoung AWOOGA
3/24
2021
@shannonpurser Correct https://t.co/dn9NXLYqn6sounds like someone’s not having a baja blast
Retweeted by Amber Keith*headbutts like his life depends on it* https://t.co/pHpsyzPAen
3/23
2021
gm to this filter and this filter only https://t.co/cjJ8HB3PpXif you hear me telling the same story twice just let it go. i only have like six memories and they all take turns
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3/22
2021
Incredible author notes continue to be incredible https://t.co/Hd7M3kumUf
3/21
2021
I’m in shambles. HE IS RIGHT.*watching Malcolm in the Middle* My bf, unprompted: “This show show walked so that Fleabag could run.”https://t.co/g77sY4yzt7good for him https://t.co/G5UlRmZCqZ
Retweeted by Amber KeithA low ponytail can be very humbling
Retweeted by Amber KeithSharing the log in for my crunchyroll and funimation subscriptions is my version of wealth distribution
3/20
2021
Me, knowing damn well it’s tagged as Major Character Death, Angst, Graphic Depictions of Violence and Hurt/Comfort https://t.co/XFhUtd2KeBDepending on the tags, this note can bode very well or VERY bad. https://t.co/dFsym4CfYLvv community level shenanigans https://t.co/EkQ4ZYSeEdMy aunt consistently sends screenshots of the absolutely unhinged postings she sees in FB marketplace and this one… https://t.co/smrRZywNOG
3/18
2021
Just submitted my timesheets for the first time since December 2020 and I think my HR rep is gonna scalp me @illumahottie what was the reason for this attack https://t.co/zCgvqWngIC
3/16
2021
Frog Tea Set w/ Tadpole Mugs by SakurajapanJP https://t.co/eQdquOZ4sq
Retweeted by Amber Keith @nisipisa It’s so great that Water signs are finally being represented this wayShe just wanted to share some ideas she was excited about!!!MAAM PLS USE GRAMMAR AND PUNCTUATION NEXT TIME I WAS SCARED YOU WERE ABOUT TO FIRE MELast week my boss sent me a Slack message that simply said “you have two minutes to get on zoom” so naturally I’m p… https://t.co/b7InnA8HKzme being nostalgic about college. AHT AHT you worked 40 hours a week plus a full class load and wanted d*e every so… https://t.co/QwhnuOx3Gcit curb stomped and spat on me https://t.co/geGJ3Wtwfz
3/15
2021

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