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Joined Twitter 9/27/12


Kyle Rittenhouse, accused of murder, has been released on $2M cash bail. As a public defender, I represented teena… https://t.co/K1p2Cd0Zfb
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11/22
2020
Amy Coney Barrett being against abortion but also voting for someone to be executed makes sense when you think of b… https://t.co/jHujToi30Y
Retweeted by Amber KeithReceipts... https://t.co/GSQ8kSfTcb
Retweeted by Amber KeithTook this personality test for it to just confirm in the end that I’m absolutely a Gemini https://t.co/zntslEzjb1
11/21
2020
If my admin see this no you didn’t https://t.co/nPtVMSanOt https://t.co/FlQgvaSQ7t
Retweeted by Amber KeithThere mere concept of us faking an entire pandemic to get BIDEN of all people elected is what really tickles me. We… https://t.co/ov3S00KMeGRead it and weep 🥴 https://t.co/NYhwAKFTdgShattered my view and adoration of the manAlt*n Br*wn being a conservative is top ten most disappointing things to happen in 2020 and I am NOT even being dramatic
11/20
2020
Asking a full class of students or meeting attendees if they have questions and being met with deafening silence an… https://t.co/3i0U3MgapJLike nothing is making it less robotic nor helping how traumatized we are in this situation. Most humans don’t buil… https://t.co/jmPk0333jMppl consistently joke about how we’ve been using Zoom for 9 months yet nobody seems to be getting better at it but… https://t.co/4fP3GfZ7gD @inagayten Primary source secured
11/18
2020
Her husband is the chairman of the New York Stock Exchange and they live in a $10.5 million, 15,000 square foot man… https://t.co/7s1fMRsd7g
Retweeted by Amber Keith“Things were bad for me, so they should stay bad for everyone else” is not a good argument against debt cancellatio… https://t.co/yyC60K5Uyz
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11/17
2020
hello america this is what happened with canadian thanksgiving https://t.co/iZd1Bok4j0
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11/16
2020
One TERF agreeing with another TERF is not necessarily surprising news. https://t.co/2TXtpEBQGk
Retweeted by Amber Keithmy bf just now with no context whatsoever: “Do you think you can ever trust the word of a weeb?”Aries, Sag, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio: https://t.co/aqSH4IunQi
11/15
2020
https://t.co/IcZEGektIV https://t.co/XFq7Du8l5Gmtv true life: I can’t stop watching elaborate soap making videosY’all adapting to covid is weird as hell https://t.co/fZ85CLWm17
Retweeted by Amber KeithHappy Halloween you stupid mother fuckers. I hate it here. https://t.co/1CvRovjRMj
Retweeted by Amber Keith @AsteadWesley 🎵🎵🎵 Isn't it ironic... 🎵🎵🎵 https://t.co/2PXpjHz4mz
Retweeted by Amber Keithwhite dudes love to talk about how humans are "naturally programmed" to do this and that.. relax apex redditor 😂
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11/14
2020
Tell me why I read this ad in a pirate accent“Thare waiting!” https://t.co/PIMgqicCu2 @jsstansel your social media manager and your graphic designer are not the same person 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 @papitacotuesgay Idk. My bf is half white yet this compulsion (dare I say, perversion) to add raisins to everything is so strong in him.except he’s a cancer rising and I’m a Scorpio rising so we both know who’s winning the argument hereme n my bf having an argument and we’re both Geminis: an unstoppable force meets an immovable objectA minimum wage worker cannot afford a one bedroom apartment in 95% of counties in the United States. Does that soun… https://t.co/zOJzDh9D7O
Retweeted by Amber KeithIf this is surprising to you, I have terrible news about what jails (as opposed to prisons) are for. Jails mostly h… https://t.co/2iUlgXsdlw
Retweeted by Amber KeithIf the stay at home orders that are coming are going to massively change the way you’ve been living your social lif… https://t.co/bL2gQole8g
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11/13
2020
We’re here we’re queer we’re getting back into bed at 3pm because things are kind of a lot right now
Retweeted by Amber KeithI don't ever do "please retweet," but please retweet this if Joe Biden and Chuck Schumer's plan to cancel the first… https://t.co/gUXbUuZYqr
Retweeted by Amber KeithSee: Dave Rubin, Tim Pool https://t.co/BnpbLzAz3L
Retweeted by Amber Keithperez hilton https://t.co/lWkaP2yOhM
Retweeted by Amber KeithThey said what they said 😤😤😤 https://t.co/EaIzVFqapp
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11/12
2020
Corpse Husband but make it Animal Crossing 👻 https://t.co/ZzvC0lwfGcwe have got to stop asking people if they “believe” real shit happened https://t.co/tZJHmzoMLu
Retweeted by Amber KeithThe think piece I’d write if I had time: Trump’s refusal to concede is not only dangerous for democracy; it is a re… https://t.co/WfOoCFwIvP
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11/11
2020
Damn they said Sephora at JCPenney who?? https://t.co/Yuuho4d2Ay
11/10
2020
if anyone asks how I’m doing I’m just gonna send them this snapchat I sent my bf today https://t.co/r5EGhKxilxMy *only* complaint about today on Twitter is that just SO much happened that I really feel like we didn’t get as m… https://t.co/2eB1Pi9hz8
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11/9
2020
TW: ableism https://t.co/ArbmdCKL0g
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11/8
2020
If you don’t celebrate the wins, you’ll burnout before the rest of the battles! https://t.co/LdXRW5vizb
Retweeted by Amber KeithHow I’m sipping my coffee rn given the recent fabulous news https://t.co/2xSQl6cBtxWanted to share this recently emerged memory from deep within in my brain https://t.co/VYzAC4TTiV @DrJenGunter “How did you get the antibodies, Matt” https://t.co/1Gi4wPZtpd @nickkroll it’s giving me Simon the Devious takes the Texas Hill Country as new territorycause & effect https://t.co/HkZVLqEEUB
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11/7
2020
That very last line has me HOWLING https://t.co/ECQJqqlbJpJust so we're clear, when we say these people are Nazis, they are evil, and they want bad and dangerous things, it… https://t.co/0eypfOnx36
Retweeted by Amber KeithSo fascism then. https://t.co/48JPCXq0qB
Retweeted by Amber Keith @teald33r They said let the cacti in those 14 counties be heard
11/6
2020
*sings “carpal tunnel” to the tune of A:TLA’s Secret Tunnel*yes unfollow me if you support tr*mp but ALSO unfollow me if you "don't wanna get political" or are "staying neutral"
Retweeted by Amber Keith✨Stress baking/stress eating, but make it for a cause ✨ I’m v bad at Twitter but I’m going to start sharing things… https://t.co/lpUHPMBN9D
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11/5
2020
Let this be a lesson to us all. If you want true change to come to Texas, we need to start by removing our horrible… https://t.co/H5ky1vmZp9
Retweeted by Amber Keithyour regular reminder that the south would all be swing states if not for racist voter suppression https://t.co/k4ds2BKiCv
Retweeted by Amber KeithRelevant facts: Mississippi doesn't allow early voting, had very restricted access to mail in ballots, and has the… https://t.co/4Q7I5Omlu0
Retweeted by Amber KeithSmells like voter suppression. Looks like voter suppression. Acts like voter suppression. Hmm. I think its voter su… https://t.co/nUiyUAfrYC
Retweeted by Amber Keith @yuushiroIsDed She has ✨taste✨
11/4
2020
@rheekayleigh I knew you was with it 🙂 @yuushiroIsDed Head over to Spotify ! I am obsessedanyways lemme know if any other Corpse Husband simps want to start a therapy group with meme: *plays CORPSE’s music on repeat* my Spotify recommended playlists: sounds like you wanna listen to Cough Syrup by Young the Giant :-)Grams....so pure 😿 https://t.co/GZQBhKuTORHoly shit......this. https://t.co/kuE8vjWZOe
Retweeted by Amber KeithI despise how accurate these suggestions are .... let me be dork ass b*tch in peace, I’m begging https://t.co/4aSmG7AyM5tomorrow I’m gonna have to send professional emails and ping ppl on fcking Slack like it’s not the eve of potential… https://t.co/2FiIJkXG1Mmy cat: *yowling for food* me: no, they changed the time so I cannot feed you yet my cat: *louder yowling* me: no,… https://t.co/HP2AQAHPvz
11/3
2020
https://t.co/y086C4u041I’m....obsessed https://t.co/wk7tAkFjCp https://t.co/O6ZoZcWs1t
11/2
2020
:-) https://t.co/LqzJQ9gAGvSo... terrorism. https://t.co/FLiGIxUnK9
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11/1
2020
@paanqake 🌟Amazon🌟personally, i am thriving https://t.co/g7tvr2RKPGupon further research I see they cropped this image so I wouldn’t see it is a FLARED leg jumpsuit. Since I am shape… https://t.co/UKQ0DrLTIVIG has exactly pinpointed my aesthetic of femme sapphic cottagecore ... I might purchase this fit https://t.co/nKMaq9nlSx
10/31
2020
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10/30
2020
and i’m being generous, because my workload has actually increased during these past 6 months with very little reprievetruly something befuckened about living through a pandemic in a fucked country that doesn’t value human life and be… https://t.co/V9EQMXhlgtI thought we were going straight horror game when this happened while I was playing ngl https://t.co/CXF06m4gZxNo one: A Scorpio: https://t.co/mEigoV3oWt https://t.co/1thfEM0rhEHmmm I wonder why I haven’t been to a group fitness class in 6 months... what could be the reason... https://t.co/19cyN9OaFMwhat managing a business page on fb is like: FB: Your page has 20 notifications!😊 All 20 of those notifications: Yo… https://t.co/2EI29ZdNBP
10/27
2020
this was a bisexual awakening https://t.co/xETF0e6IyAsay it with me: Frog Boba https://t.co/JSV7EQNmgc
10/26
2020
@bigwigglystyyle promoter of chaos 👁maybe don’t speak on anyone else’s child raising skills when 2 of your 3 children have completely cut contact with… https://t.co/T8bEiD5ISBsaw my mom reshared this on fb and am pondering if I should comment on it mentioning the hours I’ve spent in therap… https://t.co/efF8aJnrzm
10/25
2020
I was a "low risk" case. There is no such thing as "low-risk" with COVID. I have been left with permanent disabilit… https://t.co/TotUktyou9
Retweeted by Amber Keith @dinosam That mf’er popped in and out four times and I was heated !!!!if you’re not jewish, say something about this. retweet it at the bare minimum so the word can get around OR say so… https://t.co/KYhO3lwLn9
Retweeted by Amber Keithsay it with me: terrorist https://t.co/V4NvAHvWoC
Retweeted by Amber Keithand bringing the mienshao in and out throughout the battle to bitch slap my Pokémon.... y’all I was getting so heated lmaoMustard really hit me with that gigantamaxed urshifuok the final dojo battle in the Pokémon Isle of Armor expansion almost whooped my ass im not gonna lie
10/24
2020

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