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meeeeda @spinzxx Gates of Hell

human shelter cat & an endearing train wreck | perpetually melancholy & slightly unhinged |

413 Following   121 Followers   5,465 Tweets

Joined Twitter 5/25/11


Being a girl is fun. Imma eat ice cream and be mad for no fkn reason cuz hormones control my life 🤗
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9/21
2020
Betty white is literally all we have left
9/20
2020
@steph_mcca I’m 28 dating a 39 yr old and honestly he’s more fun than people I dated closer to my age and I’m the o… https://t.co/DBNkFDGCMO
9/9
2020
Unsure
9/4
2020
Maybe there would be less crime in Gotham if they invested in some better lighting.
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8/25
2020
Do any other #Amanda’s tun into the issue where people number you because they know so many Amanda’s?
8/23
2020
Tanzania is the epitome of all my “relationships”
8/21
2020
i made a list. of all the things i do. when you’re not home 1. wait for you to get back
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8/9
2020
“Say the alphabet backwards... starting at T.. if someone asks and your drunk what do you say?” -fuck no I’m drunk. Amanda: uhm STUWYZX
7/25
2020
Yo Miss Frizzle was mad underfunded. Shorty was a teacher, bus driver, and tour guide. She deserved better.
Retweeted by meeeedathe person to blame for you working an $11/hr job during a pandemic with no hazard pay isn’t the mother of three ge… https://t.co/etaPk2fR3z
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7/24
2020
@AreUDeadassPod He is actually laying in my yard near the box still a day later. He was moving and we’ve been check… https://t.co/go9CJvLdK2.@FozzieBear is here with an important ̶j̶o̶k̶e̶ message: The gang is back in an all-new unscripted series… https://t.co/1PbM87a2ai
Retweeted by meeeedaLove her https://t.co/IM4aklW4iSThat pretty much sums up my life latelyLiterally JUST got the shoesUpdate: he’s not married and we went on a date 3 weeks ago and are now inseparable... funny how life works 🥰 https://t.co/zpO8z5gtZdfound a bat in my bdrm(have moved since the last bat episode). Named him Benson, thought we killed Benson, the next… https://t.co/4WR1pKrFf6Oh 👋 heyA THIRST TRAP, Martha? Really?? 🙄 https://t.co/6GJttHQ9N2
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7/23
2020
@Nilkski_ Bars and food spots had employees test positive, never shut down or shut down for a few HOURS to “clean”.… https://t.co/JnBfcVUtiM @Nilkski_ No no no you should worry. My friends laugh because I have always said GERMS ARE REAL. I drove to GA from… https://t.co/1ViCVuVj8Q
7/11
2020
Went to the beach 10209283 times in a week and burned my burn
6/12
2020
I ordered stuff on amazon yesterday and it came today. I’m behooooved
6/9
2020
“It’s Saturday. It’s for the boys!... wait shit Amanda sorry” “no no it’s fine she’s always one of the boys”
6/6
2020
Letting a good friend use my old car. Shows up to house I rent “ I used to break into this place as a kid” only my friends
6/4
2020
So I literally fell apart at the seams last week and my hair is matted. My apartment is disgusting and booty call s… https://t.co/a7zek6pNwj
5/31
2020
I’m not sure what I’m doing but there’s cars and they are racing
5/26
2020
I just refuse to wait in line to go into Walmartkiss urself goodbye
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5/25
2020
The last week of my life has gotten weird but in the best way ever
5/23
2020
I fell asleep in the back of a truck last night. And the drunk married guy who was texting me to hang is embarrassed, like relax
5/21
2020
Fuck yes https://t.co/EQLcE1Q6xT
5/20
2020
“That’s Cream cheese not my chicken. Now what?” #shitelisesays
5/19
2020
My late night booty call only came over because he wanted to lite brite with me but I forgot the lite brite so it w… https://t.co/rl1DKHo7GG
5/17
2020
I live watching someone else’s day become a giant trainwreckThis Lite Brite is legit
5/15
2020
i give really good advice to everyone except me
Retweeted by meeeeda @tito_matthews WAS REMINISCING ABOUT THIS two days agoI keepordering shoes and they keep shipping from China and they keep taking forever to arrive and I keep crying on the inside. @MadLibrarySci I’ve never done it before but I’m picking it up tomorrow! Stay tuned. PS. I ordered it at Target if… https://t.co/eGSDxw90pEI bought a lite brite today
5/14
2020
@AreUDeadassPod I’m on season 2 and im obsessed
5/11
2020
It’s 8:05 and I’m exhausted already because toddlers are 1090% crayI saved $115 on two pairs of shoes and paid $30 so suck my dickCan I pet dat dog doeSlime time live around these parts tonight
5/10
2020
FLURFHello Twitter: Drew is in need of a man pal guy friend to deal with hanging with both his gf and me most constantly. SOSI’m a bad bitch at rummy. Actually we were listening to 90s gangster rap playing w Drool before he went to work and… https://t.co/2WaKniVUTM @Cogdal @johnnyboothNY I know and then comes the epiphany that we’ve been missing out! Gotta make up for lost time
5/7
2020
Latest update: he is now getting married himself... I obviously made him tell his future wife my best friend and I… https://t.co/JEr6XqfIeXMy ex ex bf is def back in Tanzania. But that’s okay I got to snuggle his dog for a nightPreviously mentioned lite brite friend actually went and bought a lite brite and we’re gonna fuck some shit up in l… https://t.co/ecpwBR7c36BroI survived another weekend in the woods. I even went down stream in a canoe in a roaring river and hiked to the flu… https://t.co/zgqrCrlp4v
5/6
2020
*shakes bottle of booze in the air* *four cars driving by beep and yell* ahh yes
5/2
2020
Found myglasses. Cant find my vegan mayo
4/30
2020
I literally got my new glasses yesterday and already lost them
4/29
2020
I want a fennec fox
4/27
2020
WHAT THE FUCK BLACK SAILShttps://t.co/1NyVLfKxbV
4/26
2020
I miss bookstores.
4/25
2020
Day 2 of no job.... aaaaand my hair is purpleOh you have “healthy coping mechanisms”? I have a twitter account and do drugs
Retweeted by meeeedaI just watched The Joker and it’s everything I didn’t expect but everything I wanted
4/24
2020
Alex Trebek squared up against death itself and simply doesn’t give a fuck anymore. https://t.co/tiRRD2LmRZ
Retweeted by meeeedaTag yourself, I'm Clarissa. https://t.co/6CQT9oKsRY
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4/23
2020
Same fam https://t.co/tkMQymEoFQI’m buying a skateboard and a unicorn raft and probably a hammock and I don’t give a duckWe got headlamps, nerf guns, s’mores and magic unicorn and mermaid shot making kits as well. Then I got lost trying… https://t.co/T4lpdZY1R1#DroolapologizedinApril2020“You’re little miss nature!” Me: I’m really more of a Snow White tbhToday we napYesterday we went foraging for life and I made a tree swings. Fell off ten times and got my hair stuck in a branch… https://t.co/pZWlVFadaj
4/19
2020
Well I built a big ass fire and watched it snow at 8 am. Then I built a mountain cave with bennett while the floor… https://t.co/syTa7xq7KHDrool Meeda Baby Hotsauce and Lil BenBen coming in hot NH
4/18
2020
Should you have a beer right now? yes yes yesyes yesyes yes yes yes yes yes ye… https://t.co/DCtAJUUQqC
Retweeted by meeeedaI’m going glamping with the Glam Squad
4/17
2020
“Please check with your board members” BITCH I DID @ObiWine_Kenobi Wicked
4/14
2020
Babylonian and Canaanite epics/texts are THE most influential stories of all time and no one really says that out l… https://t.co/wRKP5AP7UCThis storm is really bringing out the creepy haunted-ness of the house I live or these peoples kids are waaaaY boredI just love this flower https://t.co/tSIAnXDwiY
4/13
2020
I just can’t wait until it rains. My body aches and I have been sleeping for two days. And obv playing #AnimalCrossingNewHorizonsLiterally me. https://t.co/C39aw2CaQ8
4/12
2020
@honeycrossing_ I’m obsessed
4/11
2020
I’m hitting the level of slight boredom where I’ll end up with a tattoo that is stupid as fuck but I wouldn’t regretI’m not even sure anymore
4/10
2020
@AreUDeadassPod I guess I just never got the memo, it’s been weird in retrospectMy friend introduced me to his fav pastime of ‘Lite Brite’ yesterday, I had no clue what it was so he made me googl… https://t.co/u67kYhmb44I also am trying my hand at learning to play darts and I’m not saying it’s going well or that I’m great but it’s really all I got leftOne of the best ways to enjoy! We also suggest loud volumes and high speeds 👍🏼 https://t.co/Du4vANkEOJ
Retweeted by meeeedaSo my bday was cancelled, I was upset. My friends surprised me by booking a week stay at @theoutriggerfmb in Waikik… https://t.co/WteLeVyF9FIf the MA state lottery ever pulled $20 cashwords, my quality of life would be non-exsisstant and I don’t think I’d… https://t.co/AOcOmuVhtl
4/9
2020
We love beer. We love you. So we’re going big for #NationalBeerDay. 🍻 RETWEET + FOLLOW for the chance to win this… https://t.co/7bVGrcEbcI
Retweeted by meeeedasorry, but i have more important shit to being doing like hating myself
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4/7
2020
I discovered the band @johnnyboothNY appearently when I was hammered earlier this week and have no regrets @AreUDeadassPod Well if it has your approval I’m sold
4/5
2020
Also, my strange obsession with the show @AncientAliens has really taken off and I couldn’t be more excited
4/4
2020

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