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meeeeda @spinzxx Gates of Hell

human cat 🐱future librarian 😼 an endearing trainwreck

403 Following   137 Followers   5,342 Tweets

Joined Twitter 5/25/11


@tito_matthews Did we blackout and not remember @tito_matthews Was this when we were drunk for 5 days!?I worked at forever 21 as a cashier and i guess the customer i rang up was an ig baddie because a few people recogn… https://t.co/5e0TM95pvl
Retweeted by meeeedaEvery time I paint my nails, I immediately have to pee before they are dry.
1/25
2020
@yeaanotherchris Hurricane Bettys (locally named Sweaty Bettys)Funny Strip Club Names – real or made-up I’ll start: The Twat Spot
Retweeted by meeeedaGoing to hot pot with my hottie. Hhaaaaaaaa I would totally punch me too #teachmehowtohotpot
1/24
2020
Wife swap will always be a treat
1/23
2020
Allergies are killer today. Fucking Spanish Moss
1/21
2020
“French Louise... you’re back!” @tito_matthews
1/20
2020
*arrives in Savannah* What is that fern? “Spanish moss” And that tree? “Spanish moss” What should we get for a tatt… https://t.co/sBH9w7Npo0
1/17
2020
When you are 24 hours away from visiting your best friend in GA..... and you’ve spent an entire month apart. https://t.co/8YTfQOZM1K
1/16
2020
This is how we say good morning now...... competitively in solitaire battle https://t.co/GQnfjbDRItThis has about 0% to do with books but what weird old-timey name do you wish would make a comeback?
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1/14
2020
My boyfriend is taking me to the casino tonight.... it was that or indoor golf. He’s so good and picking the correct answer.
1/11
2020
It’s fun when I have to place catering orders and the person tries to tell me things that I know for a fact are wro… https://t.co/S2S2YyKzGP
1/10
2020
@tito_matthews It pairs nicely with menthols @tito_matthews And Redbull @tito_matthews Wooooorse I’ll text youWhat’s for lunch today? Scratch tickets and Marlboro menthols
1/7
2020
This is literally the worst trainwreck I’ve ever watchedSnowing big snowflakesIt’s only January 6thBut you knowI did some good karma shit tho helping someone get their belongings back so my other friend didn’t get arrested for itAnd the movers stole my wallet which I didn’t notice for 4 days until they used my work card at the packie. Mind yo… https://t.co/idUv89HQKnTag you’re it. So then my friend hired a moving company to get her stuff in storage and me back my furnitureCute boy blew me off on NYE(but it’s okay he had a bad day) said he was going north and texted me 2 days later he was in Washington DCI moved into a cute new apartment2020 is off to a fun start
1/6
2020
Literally can’t make this up. None of it
1/2
2019
If a deer lives on a mountain, is it an elk?Hey Rob, The alligator broke its toe @tito_matthews How are they?? Did they bounce back @tito_matthews Best memories. Except we never had to sneak outStop 1 Smokey’s joes. Cash words shots and beer. Bitches love cash wordsElises hot mess birthday. Tweets coming up stay tuned
12/28
2019
“May the force be with you.” Me, a recovering catholic: “And also with you.”
Retweeted by meeeedaFuck this traffic 100000%Two day work week. Two day work week. My mantra of the dayWhat an interesting weekend
12/23
2019
I have one bedroom to pack up to move and I’m more overwhelmed than when I had an entire apartment
12/20
2019
Me at 43 https://t.co/qeLKJoksASHump day convos with your bestie @spinzxx https://t.co/mRpAe2Nw64
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12/19
2019
Working at a church this week is really insightful
12/18
2019
Me to the weather: I’m not mad, I’m just reaaaaaaally disappointed
12/17
2019
I miss @ZantacOTC @tito_matthews Solid 48% survival rate is due to the heartless houseSometimes you have to be the bad guy to make your case.
12/16
2019
I also was at the casino last night and my brother and his gf had a horrible day which then turned into them winnin… https://t.co/WTSgFsQbH6Wait. It gets better. He then had to get an Uber in the morning to go back and get his car. Which lead to more canc… https://t.co/7L1GTAKnGfAnd I haven’t stopped talking about his excursion since. I honestly don’t think my friends would go through that mu… https://t.co/jKF1bwetFwFor the record. He ordered an Uber which cancelled on him.. TWICE. then drove and parked his car at his job and Ub… https://t.co/wdKpIL5eigCute boy is in NYC this weekend for his company work party. He won a raffle, and here is a screenshot that made me… https://t.co/tp4kuvLtYlIt’s been confirmed by me and myself and I that im now on day 2 of Being trapped in some random ass strange vortex… https://t.co/pkHtOOGwpYI legit do not know how I survive 2019. What the fuck
12/15
2019
“Amanda you’ve always looked like a vampire. Especially with the blonde streak..’. Me: I asked what did you… https://t.co/P0bEL27tEv
12/14
2019
Let me paint the picture: #its a Thursday night. You don’t work Fridays. You’re boyfriend always lets you come over… https://t.co/OBK4WK4vc0
12/13
2019
The new @WeAreTheUsed song is really a jam
12/11
2019
I woke up quite early today
12/9
2019
Cute boy was busy helping his friends move so I went to the show alone but had so much fun. Now he is making the mo… https://t.co/nyrJTZ8zuV
12/8
2019
I told my cute boy I tweet about him and his first question was “wait... how many followers do you have...”
12/4
2019
Nails match the beer. If you don’t drink bud we can’t be friends. #NewProfilePic https://t.co/tY5srS62kuCute boy can do math like just can do math and it turns me on @tito_matthews He LICHRALLLY calculated @tito_matthews He is doing the actual math. “It has not been .01” “how many hundredths... when were we last there” @tito_matthews But how long have we been. Friends
12/3
2019
I feellike I should not have to work today. And yet. Here I am going to work today.
12/2
2019
There were no shotgun showdowns. But there was a cute dog named molly and delicious food. I was too lazy to pick up… https://t.co/3ffdx2ghfQSame. https://t.co/L3wagLMWBU
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11/29
2019
@tito_matthews Name one year or holiday I have not crashed anywhere you are .... go ahead. I’ll wait. @tito_matthews BUT I WOULD DITCH HIM FOR YOU #stillcountmeintocrash @tito_matthews Here I am spending the holidays alone SURPRISEMy 6’5” cute boyfriend is coming to say hi to Mary who is my cute little 96 grandma and my brother who is 6’7”. I… https://t.co/fGAGyaCsZE @tito_matthews But I thought you were gone...... @tito_matthews Because shiny
11/28
2019
I like when Joan is in the office because she bores classical music but sometimes when she first turns on her music… https://t.co/3g7dVfzQ46😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/vc3uUNVWOzThe holiday season really brings out the emo girl in me. I love it.
11/27
2019
Quit fucking fighting on here and go fight with your family. It’s the goddamn holiday season, fuckfaces.
Retweeted by meeeedaSometimes you just have to take a break from certain friends and do your own thing in life.
11/26
2019
https://t.co/4dLRNf4qO8Nothing like when cute boy shares his recliner with you for snuggles. Aka I’m laying across him obnoxiously as he watches football
11/25
2019
Remember when friends didn’t ditch you for guys and random strippers at 4am....Am i the only person in the world who thinks it takes way too much energy to be jealous because of someone else’s a… https://t.co/QRuARc3BL5
11/24
2019
Brilliant https://t.co/rSUWyIzvKXi’m sorry but you all need to see this. https://t.co/9BPv7Ie6Dh
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11/22
2019
@gus_matthews_ Anywheres fine
11/20
2019
@dharmascholar You never cease to impress @passion_planner Passion planners for everyone!I was cranky when I woke up but that’s changed. https://t.co/YagxDbApzzMy boyfriend discovered that the emo rock bar we fell in love with (I never knew it existed until two months ago) a… https://t.co/B6gV58UtPkIs it bad I subscribed to the @NewYorker simply because I am a JD Salinger kind of girl?I’m basically freezing to death ATM
11/19
2019
My boss gifted me a #passionplanner and now I’m so obsessed I ordered two new ones for 2020It’s scientifically calculated @gus_matthews_
11/18
2019
Beep beep who got the keys to my Jeep Jeep
11/17
2019
#manflu update: he seems to have survived the worst and is making a turn for the better. Cute boy still believes th… https://t.co/JobFtPi2mQOoooops
11/16
2019
"Well there's a number of ways. I personally had a metal plate installed in my head."
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11/15
2019

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