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101% not a russian spy

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Joined Twitter 1/7/17


@zhammer_ 👎 @zhammer_ gonna get my ass kicked by the local gatorade batallion
8/6
2020
@zhammer_ @lickerbot I love our cops
6/13
2020
@zhammer_ Love this 🙌
6/8
2020
@queue_stack Holy Moses there are so many electrolytes in there...
3/26
2020
@queue_stack i'll make those arrangements we talked about for the grave. rip
3/13
2020
@zhammer_ $15
3/8
2020
Bernie Sanders, a man, just won the Nevada caucus. In the Soviet country Russia, today is Men's Day. I'll let you connect the dots...
2/23
2020
Russia/USSR is literally Vegeta to USA's Goku, when you think about it.
Retweeted by geezMike, give me a million bucks and I'll post actual Russian for you so your team doesn't look dumb as shit. Looking… https://t.co/AJQsiscWd0
2/22
2020
@SpyTalker @willdizard are you fucking kidding me
2/15
2020
@queue_stack Heard u
2/7
2019
@queue_stack i'm posting this from your apartment, which i now own. joke's on you dumbass @queue_stack so THAT'S your social security number. thanks for your identity, rookie
12/7
2019
@queue_stack Imagine how cool it would’ve been if he did the old timely thing and called this guy slim, or perhaps tiny
12/6
2019
@randygdub the free market is when you sometimes enjoy the slightest convenience but if it rains you're fucked. genius metaphor
11/19
2019
@queue_stack what is this... rack city
10/8
2019
@queue_stack Damn... make u think
10/3
2019
@queue_stack @MiamiHerald damn i thought this was going to be new epstein content
9/28
2019
my man doesn't even know that moscow is the third rome and a fourth there shall not be! i'm laughing! https://t.co/WdOsTPhfui
9/13
2019
@queue_stack you cant handle the truth @queue_stack no. mnorning shit linked to increased lightness which is linked to greater core strength @queue_stack going back in time to a shittier grayer germany where people are performing dangerous manual labor and… https://t.co/IhYCmuHqWY
9/12
2019
@queue_stack Holy shit
8/18
2019
@queue_stack another false promise from the craft-industrial complex...
6/15
2019
@queue_stack @ITRevBooks @schwartz_cio @RealGeneKim This isn’t moby dick. This is not@my beautiful whale
5/16
2019
@queue_stack @Liz_Cheney @RepRashida lmaooooooo my mans name is dick. can you believe this shit
5/13
2019
crushing a 30 rack with the boys, going absolutely ape shit as big ed proposes
5/12
2019
when it was i, and not quilty, who ruined mrs. richard schiller's life https://t.co/1LVoTOS1We
5/2
2019
@queue_stack game of thrones is a russian psyop. don't ask me what the goal is i'm not sure yet
4/24
2019
@queue_stack @zacharybasu @NatashaBertrand what can I say... the country is good
4/8
2019
@queue_stack @JoeySalads @captnkyrsh Hella nut buster @queue_stack (burning a cross) chill out dude
2/22
2019
@queue_stack @benjberke You SCARED me dude
2/14
2019
@queue_stack @ScientologyTV oh hell yes dude
2/8
2018
@queue_stack @LindseyGrahamSC My man didn’t even wait for his buddy McCain to get cold in the grave before he started kissing trumps ass
11/27
2018
@queue_stack @hausofriya Fucked up that you would speak this truth
11/21
2018
@queue_stack lolin at the krassbrothers doing their thing underneath that tweet
11/13
2018
@queue_stack @HandsomeRambler @aljackson @TonyTrimm @SpreckelsT Let’s get it
10/8
2018
@queue_stack @mayanakatherine wOOOOOOOOOOW
9/5
2018
@queue_stack The worst Zelda spinoff
8/19
2018
@queue_stack he looks like a real herb
6/23
2018
@queue_stack A roomba with one of those ammo belts @queue_stack So he's still getting played huh? makes you think
6/4
2018
@queue_stack @Andrew_Russo2 @kanyewest @WAV_Media Why did you make me see this
6/1
2018
@SBANYPD you made the right decision
5/18
2018
@queue_stack Making listicles to fight the villains in the White House
4/25
2018
@queue_stack Nice
4/23
2018
https://t.co/uMcRAZPgl3
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4/20
2018
@queue_stack @seanhannity buddy...?
4/17
2018
Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
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4/14
2018
15000 retweets = a new song song off “Swaecation “ part 2 of unforgettable go ! 🗣🕴🏽🕴🏽
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4/9
2018
Listening To Elliot Smith Looking Out The Window
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4/4
2018
The wine imparts a foreign bitterness. How could he betray me? We were brothers. I fall to the ground. Execute a partial curl. One last rep.
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4/1
2018
@queue_stack @EdKrassen yes i want space cops
3/16
2018
me [turning to guy at the next urinal]: sometimes it do be like that tho him: You're pissing all over me! me: sometimes, it do be like that
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3/11
2018
@queue_stack @nikhilgoya_l Don't do Nikhil like this dude.
3/6
2018
nerd with lame attitude: North Korea is bad Me: Have you ever lived there. nerd: (his glasses fall off) Me: Catch you later
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2/12
2018
@queue_stack @pnehlen this guy is gonna win his race i can feel it
1/30
2018
“Are you ready for your vocal lessons?” Adele quivered. Rihanna sheds a single tear. Beyoncé cowers in fear. L… https://t.co/PxnA46uT9i
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1/23
2018
@queue_stack Yeah it's good @queue_stack This might be your best tweet
1/18
2018
@tannenbaumr пошел нахуй
1/13
2018
@queue_stack I'm getting the word that the president... said something racist? Gobsmacked
1/12
2018
@kenklippenstein Isn't this the guy who made a terrible Pepe meme? Or does he have multiple failsons
1/9
2017
@its_a_trapppp @AriCohn @ebolamericaVEVO all those kind people are burning in hell right now. hope this helps @WalshFreedom have you done your christmas shopping for your kids (and have you paid their mother)?
12/23
2017
@queue_stack @sapinker i'm mad online what can i say @sapinker did you draft this tweet and not at all feel ashamed? i'd be amazed if so
12/20
2017
@queue_stack @AdamParkhomenko lol my man said "fluently"
12/12
2017
@queue_stack Damnit I told you specifically not to talk about fast cars
12/4
2017
@queue_stack @UncleBen94 this joke doesn't make any sense. try again please
11/25
2017
@queue_stack @UncleBen94 did he say... i might poo? @queue_stack @UncleBen94 Uhh.... I gotta take a shit? @queue_stack I'm imagining a guy trying to impress a date by tasting a pile of shit and going "hmm... this musk sug… https://t.co/uPpZfiSCU8
11/16
2017
@queue_stack no but we might have been communists by now
11/15
2017
@UncleBen94 hell yeah
11/9
2017
@queue_stack His answer will SHOCK you
11/3
2017
oh my god https://t.co/rNz3g1ekze
Retweeted by geez @CIA @POTUS Not all info is being released. @CIA says sensitive material, pornography & the following copyrighted m… https://t.co/LQ911OMN1b
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11/1
2017
Not only will mueller get fired, but I'll also forget about it within a day. That's the geez quality promise
10/28
2017
@queue_stack Weird that this selfie is a gif dudeA brief history of the West dividing Soviets on revolution... by critiquing the purges?😙👌 https://t.co/1ay956U73g
10/23
2017
@queue_stack @UncleBen94 not doing your emotional labor for you dude
10/2
2017
Kanye west - lil b
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9/18
2017
my personal life is on the verge of shattering at a cliff's bottom but ted cruz liked porn. this is called karmic balance
9/12
2017
@queue_stack Wow
9/8
2017
Did you think I was kidding https://t.co/PsS8sca31p
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8/19
2017
@queue_stack damn fuck them @queue_stack wait i was on the board or i was boredfeel like anyone who likes any rap music from this decade is obligated to buy black ken
8/17
2017
@queue_stack @nikhilgoya_l it's gonna come out that jeb bush was actually on the ground as part of this antifa action isn't it
8/16
2017
this the first summer i had in years
Retweeted by geez @queue_stack their next move is stealing videos from that didactic facebook channel about alcoholism and personal responsibility @ashleyfeinberg As milk processors, we share values of unity, respect & equality. We won't leverage recent incident… https://t.co/xRHC1ZhlQd
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8/15
2017
@queue_stack damn...
8/13
2017
I'm not saying listening to rap makes you a criminal, but 100% of the people who bought the last Wu-Tang album are now facing prison time
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8/5
2017

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