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Dmitriy Ryaboy @squarecog San Francisco

Managing teams that build software that talks to robots that alter microbes that make useful things, @Zymergen. Before: data things @Twitter.

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Joined Twitter 6/11/09


@mikeolson I'm more of a knight in shining armor type. @onesnowclimber @kiyotoshi_y Thanks for the final push :). @mikeolson That's because you don't notice the ones that do. They are very stealthy.
8/14
2020
A chuckle from years ago: 1. Dude emails CEO praising own skills, CEO redirects to me. 2. "We aren't hiring till ne… https://t.co/SZn8rnl8LD @dbeyer123 You know who'd be really good at the VC thing? The guy who "began his career as the co-founder and CEO o… https://t.co/6arV5Tg5yS @sm No, and if you snapped at the investor, it'd be justified. @onesnowclimber @kiyotoshi_y I tried this after you tweeted. It was a total mess, the rice cooker kept turning off,… https://t.co/weCIwukQiL @zeltserman @MashaDC "Alex" @palvaro are you tweeting by blinking right now?
8/13
2020
Come for the story, stay for the recommendations. https://t.co/v7Es7wj2IS
8/12
2020
@_a__w_ That's interesting... did they expect to need to spin it out, or was it more about not slowing down the SlideShare team?I'm really curious how stuff like this gets handled on the engineering side. Presumably a bunch of SlideShare codeb… https://t.co/3220sevYu91/ Dagster has been public over a year. Last week we pushed out a new version that marks a new level of maturity fo… https://t.co/6kFfUbnhgm
Retweeted by Dmitriy Ryaboy @SParSuperStar @THISWILLWORK @0x138 I once "interviewed" @dpatil that way. Me: So... I am not sure why you are inte… https://t.co/0XfU8t2Oc8 @SParSuperStar @THISWILLWORK @0x138 Well @0x138 was a strong referral, and I asked our recruiting coordinator to se… https://t.co/kpcWCtRVqI
8/11
2020
Check out Climax Foods if you are into the whole #futureoffood thing. They're hiring a RAs and a Food product devel… https://t.co/YbrGapj8u3 @matasar Huh. Guessing he hung out at different buildings than you and I.
8/10
2020
@jdrishel They have snickers bars and jelly beans!
8/8
2020
@lohitvijayarenu I've been really enjoying your food tweets. Keep it up. Looks great (and I admire the commitment t… https://t.co/PpVyemSjUU @vboykis the tinker bell one is https://t.co/s80ZjRWMHK
8/6
2020
@SamanthaZeitlin There's a galaxy brain meme in there.
8/5
2020
@ScopeKurt Take pride in bothering to patch the holes. @attaboy Happy birthday!
7/31
2020
@pleia2 I once told about Soylent to someone who was taking care of an elderly person with dementia - there were pr… https://t.co/IhBl9gdK5x
7/30
2020
@hmason @mattbrandwein lol i may have just plugged your company during small-talk in a 90-person all-hands... there was much excitement. @hmason @mattbrandwein My kid asks me to tell her a story 37 times a day. I could use some AI help!Hah, looks like all it took for Lanzone to go to Match/Tinder was for it to finish getting spun out of IAC... 🤔 @joshelman Isn't that exactly what they did, successfully, with vine creators? (Granted, twitter helped there)
7/28
2020
@laura Had that happen to me too! neighbor returned it about 11 months later. We had words. 🤷‍♂️ (In Berkeley, repl… https://t.co/Wt1ZtwdybkZymergen's hiring a Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion program manager. Job description and application link:… https://t.co/LfhY95KtCZ @joe_hellerstein I brew installed a tiny python util called bumpversion the other day and it upgraded both python a… https://t.co/aA6rVOCbWW
7/27
2020
@ito @PhDemetri Yeah. I don't think we disagree - these have their place and that place is not top of funnel. @ito @PhDemetri (I wouldn't put it at the top of a funnel, and make it an option instead of a regular code screen) @ito @PhDemetri Not ds, but software eng: one of the best hires i made was through a take home. Very senior, and a… https://t.co/obu8UW8Rdw
7/26
2020
@sinisa_lyh Check for references to other jokes, might be pulling in all sorts of stuff.Look, I can of course tell you a joke about writing software, but first, can you tell me what you are trying to ac… https://t.co/VPyxnDkV8Y
7/25
2020
@mccv That doesn't sound dystopian, it sounds like 2020.
7/24
2020
@J_ Whoah. Beard.
7/23
2020
@kurtosis0 @posco @sritchie @wgrosso 50->60 seems ok. 50->100 right after the bell seems like the company was taken advantage of. @wlogsteve Thanks for the detailed response!
7/18
2020
@runT1ME I suspect it matters to them how much money the company has in the bank. @wgrosso What is their argument? I also see folks celebrating this and I don't get it.If a company IPOs and its stock pops 100%, that's bad, right? The company massively underpriced its offering and le… https://t.co/yFCK7yvVN7Learned today about the Next Chapter program at Slack, which trains and hires formerly incarcerated individuals. Th… https://t.co/bVTTpJT9nB @esammer A commuted one? @vboykis BCDA
7/17
2020
@copyconstruct I only brought up twitter eng as the one place where maaaaybe it can be a reasonable prereq... and even so, it's not. @StephenGHubbard @SynBioBeta Oh man that seems like such a good fit for you! Congrats! @copyconstruct It's unfortunate - tweeting shouldn't be expected from candidates, even for TwitterEng - but I'm gla… https://t.co/89uVtcFuLh @dbasch @rands I read it when I started managing and it seemed entertaining but mostly empty calories. I wonder if… https://t.co/0ExKQhqW0S @peterseibel Too real.Good question, which I could use some answers to as well... Thoughts? https://t.co/I4RjNJEgaA @bjoseph Dammit I should've replied with "Great question, does anyone have suggestions?" 🤦‍♂️ @bjoseph Large servings of humble pie, counting to 20 before talking, and opting out of more meetings but asking fo… https://t.co/MWfCqia7AnWatching recorded Zoom meetings has a surprising benefit: it demonstrates how often I want to jump in unnecessarily… https://t.co/lw6mdy1VfX
7/16
2020
@palvaro I tell mine that maybe they can't read and don't have a papa or mama who can read to them about the sickne… https://t.co/Garz4TGEZq @_a__w_ @criccomini "you will get a complete and identical copy of the heap" is a constant, though, right? You're j… https://t.co/GbtHLjZNAx @criccomini Forking results in identical memory state for the child process, everything is the same (it's copy-on-w… https://t.co/bxognYklRB
7/15
2020
@lucperkins A mob with pitchforksOh come on. https://t.co/A7IgInGiPD @criccomini 😭 @esammer So sorry to hear, Eric. My condolences. @_a__w_ It's not a big % of all people, but I bet it's a meaningful % of Product Hunt visitors...The only thing worse that dealing with dependency hell is trying to explain how people deal with dependency hell.
7/14
2020
@peterseibel A queue is how you have outages. @patrickangeles Omg your screen name... 😂 @bryanduxbury Good one! @runT1ME That would've been a sucker's bet, I had org-wide job -kill privileges...Stealing a well-known logo for your "friendly wager" app is... an interesting gamble. https://t.co/4Q0waYg9lMAny recommendations for an Android SMS app that will block spam? There seem to be many in Play store.
7/13
2020
@gwenshap Operable for "bare basics are there - we're aware of operations and exposed an admin api/ui, reasonable l… https://t.co/my43QpnEjM
7/12
2020
@caharper It was a joke about the Istio foundation that no one got... @ChiefScientist Yes, he reflexively commutes sentences for his associates. @seanjtaylor I think this the case in general when the user is not the customer. Expenses and corporate travel? Fin… https://t.co/gk4ieWDwcv
7/11
2020
This is a great org. I donate to them and encourage you to do so as well. https://t.co/mYfyGlihFe
7/10
2020
This is good stuff from Doug here: https://t.co/qQILI6xIPQ @seanjtaylor @rconradharris I assume you then wrote an ide plugin that autogenerated double-l methods with otherwis… https://t.co/reElcWV5FG
7/9
2020
@mallyvai Paragraph 4... people put too much weight on the trademark thing. @wm @IBMcloud @Linkerd @CloudNativeFdn @linsun_unc @jrmcgee Just kidding, obviously @wm's company is not called Lin… https://t.co/cbSbTMyIi1Who remembers Hudson? @wm @IBMcloud @Linkerd @CloudNativeFdn @linsun_unc @jrmcgee BREAKING: Linkerd CEO makes offer to acquire IBM's Cloud business. @FullStackML (congrats on the release, it's an interesting project - I like how you lay out tools for MLOps on the… https://t.co/RLV4qXLkDK @FullStackML We lose money on each user, but we make it up in volume - now twice as fast! :-P @palvaro That's a bidet, Dr. Alvaro. @ChiefScientist no but I listened to them a lot in the summer-fall of '91... :)
7/8
2020
Stripe Press keeps putting out books I instantly want to own. It's like early Dreamworks, every movie got an Oscar.… https://t.co/pxNcHZSqrw @stripepress seriously, can you offer a subscription? I want one of each, and judging by the catalog so far, I'm ok… https://t.co/1RpGUZLX3M @ChiefScientist They were clever to use it as a wedge issue. @ChiefScientist That's a good article, thanks for the link. Paul Robeson's story always makes me sad. USSR capitali… https://t.co/Lv1iwWqMxJ @ChiefScientist (do I need to add a disclaimer? not all russians or people living in russia are racist) @ChiefScientist Yes, the fantasy of white women scandalously having relations and babies with black men is a standa… https://t.co/Cw2jwKlJcL @ChiefScientist My bus to school passed by Patrice Lumumba (https://t.co/frdj10eKRs) , so I actually know what peop… https://t.co/TukwC10tdx @ChiefScientist "Official" being the key word. USSR had lots of statements they made officially that were 180 from… https://t.co/6D6nVeRmSj @lessachu Occam's razor says because they saw someone float this on 4chan. @shanethescott Maybe. I'll talk to the team manager and team and see how our recruiting goes (we do prefer long ter… https://t.co/O17P5KF6yf @shanethescott What form of consulting? @jessetanderson Thanks :). That team is really great, despite my occasional influence...
7/7
2020
Sometimes, you're just tooling along, things are working swell, and then all of a sudden your *arg parser* breaks,… https://t.co/GyUZGib5xsLooking for a software engineer join a small & high-impact team! Work on a a cutting edge chemicals/molecules datab… https://t.co/VkXqs01ABC
7/6
2020
@mccv do i want to know?
7/2
2020

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