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I love scary movies, westerns, and cool good dogs. He/Him. Friend to all except the villains. I write comedy and make cartoons. My tweets are okay

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Joined Twitter 2/22/09


😢 https://t.co/8hX56Lvh5W @mistermoviespod I think she's saying that Korean films should not feel like Korean films, but mostly it's word salad, Mister Movieswe love a low effort joke don't we folks https://t.co/EQsWoAc6pO
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄twitter white boy of the month https://t.co/bo6UU89OHb
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄a lawyer chooses their cases https://t.co/APfJBBBjBb
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄 @AmbJohnBoIton oh shitwhat the FUCK https://t.co/K5m58dHAP0
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄Gumby vs. Self https://t.co/6yPICITMZNhttps://t.co/CNixuOczoa https://t.co/z5JMpnwXnFwhat's so great about this clip is how you can sense kaufman wanting to be more playful and weird but he's just so… https://t.co/hu8cXADKtS
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄People who live outside of Arlen, TX and don’t have Strickland, where do you go to buy propane and propane accessories?
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄My pregnant wife told me that she tripped over an oat today that I dropped on the ground. An oat as in one oat. Lik… https://t.co/UT1a9rjDKe
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄 @BenShh1 lmao that rocksThank you, Jim https://t.co/nUK3ULvxxD @bealoayza Her argument is like incomprehensible, but I thiiiiink that's what she's getting atUnfortunately I am only able to have memories in the style of Big Little Lies https://t.co/S8dOJcvzsq
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄*French accent* It is ehhhh, how do you sayyy...beeg mooood
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄Bring back manly mogwai https://t.co/7AIRMRkFj2
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄Parasite has produced more bad takes than any other movie in the last 5 years, which does make it a work of art @jacob_posts absolute nonsense @womensrites genuinely do not even understand what she's getting at @citizenrobot @Nicosan1 just a very strange projectionI do think American audiences have made Parasite a cute pet movie, but not on Bong, don't blame Bongjust down loaded all 15 episodes of frank tv in divx blue ray 1080p up on the big screen if any girls are reading t… https://t.co/upaFNOh6gV
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄Oh man we have *got* to keep this healthcare system. People are gonna miss this shit! https://t.co/SikTtXJwel
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄Has she seen any other Bong movies? They all have the same vibe as Parasite, Bong didn't go out of his way to do anythinghttps://t.co/3JkH3MmrL6 https://t.co/CAOKM1UOqtWonder if I'll get banned for being mean to Joe Biden's dogIncredible to be the absolute scene stealer in the first Mad Max and come back and do it all over again as a totall… https://t.co/aBQTduSllLRIP Hugh Keays-Byrne https://t.co/UATOf12mTl
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄 @robtrench oh no @insufficentfund @JeremyMonjo Forget who called him the Velvet Underground of posters, maybe it was Neil, but it's trueBoth deeply respect and fear JeremyHappy birthday to the great @JeremyMonjo. I think about this tweet at least once a week https://t.co/wYzK7sRKVJhttps://t.co/MX6pCfGNG0 https://t.co/nMpqbiFrMr @thatdangdingus sorry I didn't mean toTall Girl Shoots Back https://t.co/7RlJ0I0NFK
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄missing nights out with the pals https://t.co/1CM2rmOaiN
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄It kind of rules that Obama has decided to just completely sink his reputation post-presidency, just becoming the l… https://t.co/dh2b8snYrX @KelgoreTrout Hi Blueberry!the charlie brown christmas album is not only the best christmas album by a mile, it's also just a straight up all time great jazz record
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄 @Srirachachau Goro making a movie about how much planes fucking suck and the Wright brothers should've stayed on the ground
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄Goro should do like a shot by shot remake of Porco but make it look like The Garfield Showhttps://t.co/JtTTFeDMhC
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄Sorry, but failson Goro is cool, I support his bad efforts https://t.co/WZ8xDZ735UMoby Dick
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄With all due respect, Mr. President—let’s talk about losing people. We lost Michael Brown Jr. We lost Breonna Taylo… https://t.co/mU2fahSW18
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Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄The Irishman, otherwise known as "I Heard You Paint Horses".
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄Bride of Mankensteinthis weird twitter “girls vs film bros” thing is reductive & genuinely upsetting. the hate towards that nice old ma… https://t.co/pLtKYJYCKQ
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄Throwing it on 🎅idk who needs to hear this but it is perfectly okay to have a movie opinion that doesn’t have a made up martyr narr… https://t.co/9cd4rvEXJ6
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄oops! https://t.co/XFyPxEQpI3
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄Yoda had it so good https://t.co/9m5sKpdB9JIt costs $0 to retweet this photo of Sy Ableman on the cover of Wife Magazine https://t.co/0dq5VDQJIS
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄They filmed Juno in my next door neighbour’s house and they used my house for craft services and I remember eating… https://t.co/SNeN5wIvUA
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄 @craig_rangoon never seen it before! @Hauske Santa's Slay?!!? https://t.co/N8scboy2S2 https://t.co/qNUEyznG1M
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄 @_katiestebbins_ only seen the box art, excited to put this onliving rent free in your head https://t.co/F0iVlialkZya know, he's trying https://t.co/0pW9YG7NUf @jacketh23 Santa's SlayDiscovered that this is all on youtube, know what I'm watching today https://t.co/osYQE8tBK8Happy birthday @ilikemints!! @VannTango Ehh no, I just don't think most are interested at all in doing soNobody ran on "Defund the police" https://t.co/o14riiz6flhttps://t.co/M8AuMQsNZH
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄His name is Herman J. Mankiewicz, but in two days you can call him Mank! Exclusively on Netflix
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄if wong kar-wai taught me anything it’s that being sad is the most sexy hot horny thing you can be cigarette
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄Is Obama like 70 or something https://t.co/20gfBdP5VVImagine if there was a Venmo Wrapped
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄senator john heckinpupper
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄Bonebone got the deal https://t.co/Njq6YnDdRospotify wrapped felt like a DSM-5 diagnosis
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄are we even supposed to know the right answer? https://t.co/KAMdgMzbcG
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄every where i go in this so-called thing called "society" people either want to kick my ass or give me $1000 or put me down like old yeller
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄every week a high profile clown rehashes a tired & played out scorsese take & we end up going through the same cycl… https://t.co/s3ueYxhllc
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄All of my top songs this year? The National Anthem, once again.
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄OK https://t.co/Il1JtSvaDn
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄What was the snappy slogan in 2014 that made the Dems lose so many seats?
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄 @TalkingHat Happy birthday!sully is short for sullenberger... some of you seem to have forgotten this
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄the fact that TERFs refer to themselves as "radical feminists" is as silly as MRAs thinking of themselves as "alpha… https://t.co/ZPdQQEKBjy
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Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄Thinking about hip hop duo The Coup, who on September 11, 2001, were set to release their second album, Party Music https://t.co/xI7nMoQ8jn
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄Trans women are women and trans misogyny is misogyny. If you don't include trans people in your feminism then you're no real feminist.
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄I believe I have one great piece of art in me, and that piece of art is a one act play about Kurt Eichenwald callin… https://t.co/igqt53p6eM
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄nothing a gun can do that a well-placed karate chop can't
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄 @justinboldaji His death is just so cold and pathetic, really grim way for such a passionate, lively guy to goAn Extremely Goofy Zapruder Film
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄I love all the little scenes of Pacino schmoozing in The Irishman, esp with Peggy. His supreme fun uncle energy whe… https://t.co/DgbFGx5LK9
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄This guy owns, he stole a bunch of shit from the queen and put it on ebay https://t.co/N4rIAJcgPo
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄 @firagawalkwthme nice and festiveWe lose people in the hands of police. It’s not a slogan but a policy demand. And centering the demand for equitabl… https://t.co/fh8ftnTR7t
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄Major Biden had been planning this for weeks now. Don't let him cover this up https://t.co/RnIILxI7cEonce again we are given cause to imagine a better world where andrew sullivan didn't happen to be the first guy to… https://t.co/tDj0tcCI4q
Retweeted by A Mr. Chau Christmas🎄 @BullGooseParty no it didn'tAndrew Sullivan was a weird phrenology guy and continues to engage in bigoted hack science. Guy can fuck off
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