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Sam Swanson @sswanso Brooklyn, NY

Professional actor, unprofessional musician, and was in that one anime you like. https://t.co/DPvuXh0heE

971 Following   412 Followers   6,965 Tweets

Joined Twitter 2/22/11


@Peposed I’m so sorry, man
2/23
2020
There’s not been one day I haven’t thought about this cat acting behind Judi Dench as she sings the final song in t… https://t.co/L0L7UDYlvb
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2/22
2020
switching from “hahahah” in the group chat to “do you have an update on that report” in the work email https://t.co/XNnsrvj2PJ
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2/21
2020
#PresidentWarren https://t.co/gM6YLgUpDL
Retweeted by Sam Swansonlester holt: thanks for being here liz warren: mike bloomberg is an absolute piece of shit
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2/20
2020
@taylordotbiz Hell yeah dude!There’s a spot in my neighborhood where this stone face shows up several times on nearly every building on the bloc… https://t.co/hpFpnDdyX5
2/18
2020
@MikeBloomberg Hey how about you go fuck yourself Mike
2/17
2020
This was extremely good https://t.co/obUQJDMgI3
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2/8
2020
@jarfieldthecat This is some Guns N Roses meets Toto lookin ass shit
2/7
2020
@sgoast @Brainbuster__ @bear_onica She seems very invested in the narrative
1/30
2020
The only time vomit on screen has ever actually been funny. RIP Mr. Jones. https://t.co/P6hL36xbM2
Retweeted by Sam SwansonSir Michael Palin has paid tribute to his fellow Monty Python star Terry Jones. This is heartbreaking. https://t.co/qzguEbZ25t
Retweeted by Sam Swanson @baddisonp You too, huh? https://t.co/7sUeuSpKk1
1/23
2020
@Hamptonyount Idles and Thundercat
1/21
2020
The series finale of MST3K where they finally escape the Satellite of Love and make it back to earth and then decid… https://t.co/i196Mm0uYj
Retweeted by Sam Swanson @kickinson This is like a cute remake of the pantry scene from Signs https://t.co/aDJUrqNBNY
1/20
2020
@PenksusPenk @ITYSL It’s the very first sketch in the third ep of ITYSLThe only ways to make it through primary season are to log off or go insane, and I have chosen to go insane
Retweeted by Sam Swanson @chrtucci Is that the dad from Inside Out? @jarfieldthecat @chrtucci Because I’ve been living in Brooklyn for the past four yearsThere’s a new IG filter that turns you into @chrtucci apparently https://t.co/MyAm13HnbR @ITYSL Why isn’t this sketch more popular? It’s practically perfect
1/19
2020
@sachsedad $10??? Yes please
1/17
2020
A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act V, Scene 1: https://t.co/9TTLSCZgv5
1/12
2020
@domvanford Meanwhile, in Brooklyn... https://t.co/xfAHt10BNL
1/11
2020
Fuck Greg Abbott.
1/10
2020
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1/9
2020
Someone threw out a perfectly good piece of Bowser’s castle today https://t.co/7HnGO8o6wD
1/4
2020
@baddisonp I’m just curious as to why the intro to Doctor Who is flying out (or into?) her butt, that’s all. No jud… https://t.co/rXP7yd6mxL @baddisonp Why is there a vortex going into her butt?
1/3
2020
For the brief time he was in the debate, Castro brought vital perspective about racism, immigration, and police vio… https://t.co/ZVJLdCQBue
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1/2
2020
1970's Cleopatra had a unique animation style going for it. https://t.co/RCmsXenvqV
Retweeted by Sam Swanson @jarfieldthecat HAHAHAHA @chrtucci Don’t you patronize me! @mattbrooooks NoesFor four years, I quietly bided my time waiting for the right moment to post a lazy, dumb joke that only works if y… https://t.co/JvPsSSgUoi
1/1
2019
@jarfieldthecat Lookit that dummy
12/27
2019
The free market has spoken, old man. https://t.co/YHJSS84P7x
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12/23
2019
@baddisonp I’m going back in a few days. I’ll inform everybody you’re shunned until further notice @baddisonp Omg
12/22
2019
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Retweeted by Sam SwansonMy roommate and I were watching a bad Hulu xmas movie when we noticed a bug was trapped in our projector. Its shado… https://t.co/U6i8F4Sto5 @chrtucci I ate an entire tray of cornbread along with my dinner last night
12/21
2019
@LLW902 In its defense, you kind of have to make new things up as you go when one of your biggest actors passes awa… https://t.co/fNJB5Nh5RW
12/19
2019
@jarfieldthecat @sgoast I believe the official shorthand is “Boort”Pretty weird that they’re impeaching the president today and it’s just sort of ambient b roll in the background
Retweeted by Sam Swanson @SortaBad Crispin GloverI's amazing Trump hasn't steeped down from office yet after the brutal razzing he gets every week from that incorri… https://t.co/yyeRn323LD
Retweeted by Sam Swanson @tooleeoh How dare you
12/18
2019
Surely I can’t be the only person in the entire world who read the novelization of “Spaceballs” before they saw the movie, right??
12/17
2019
This was done in tribute to legendary Bronx graffiti artist and pioneer, Phase 2, who passed away this week. RIP https://t.co/JLxge2CiBL
Retweeted by Sam Swanson @ARMTOASTED Oh my god! I’m glad you’re okay @yaaaaaaaaari Hell yeah brother u 2!!??Caught a barber trombonin’ on the job https://t.co/o5OyeQ9rqG
12/16
2019
@Adam_Popovich I feel like that would be deeply intimidating??My new therapist looks and sounds like Guillermo del Toro, so that’s neat @baddisonp I think the ultimate lesson from Watchmen is “dating a god is pretty great, until it isn’t.”
12/13
2019
@mta who’s dumb idea was it to make the last two cars on the 42nd street shuttle a giant ad for The Irishman that n… https://t.co/Bz5LV33oQ4Karl Marx: https://t.co/36TFDdGOOO
Retweeted by Sam Swanson @tomorrowville I never said it was a well written movie @tomorrowville In its poorly written defense, GB2 established that nearly everyone in the world is constantly skept… https://t.co/z59aLUMWMV
12/11
2019
I think its important not to value realism/naturalism too much in acting or else you rob yourself of the opportunit… https://t.co/zOhJgQ9m2l
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12/8
2019
@chrtucci I’m more of a Lobster Johnson guy myself https://t.co/tNC8PSnqVZWell, uh, here’s the thing, Spotify: I totally would if I could, but... https://t.co/UpWezKrplh
12/5
2019
@atchlvania Super Mario Bros. 3 was too confusing for my dadhttps://t.co/417oI2gYEZ
11/29
2019
what kind of monster cancels mst3k two days before turkey day? https://t.co/4ofTrHAPFK
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11/27
2019
@jon_bois @plentyofalcoves @DuncanFyfe @RobGMacfarlane @HelloCakebread 7. Couch Gag by @donhertzfeldt How do we re… https://t.co/doQzj7ywaI
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11/26
2019
bernie slam fist to blue monday by new order https://t.co/4O4IzeHPMD
Retweeted by Sam Swanson @tooleeoh https://t.co/AP13AkBopJ @tooleeoh Wait what who huuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUHHHHH???? @tooleeoh Ha ha nice khakis Tulio, now where are your sweatpantsFun fact about Syracuse: several homes here are equipped with a “pizza slot” https://t.co/hXfCvwGFKp
11/25
2019
Buried Lede: He donated $98.5 million TO HIS OWN CHARITY. https://t.co/NsMGYDk6de
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11/24
2019
@Hamptonyount Follow your heartA MAGA gathering at Denny's tears itself apart when a rival alt-right group tries to spoil the meetup, this is a li… https://t.co/SVUeRRd1Ya
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11/23
2019
It’s a bold departure from the source material, sure, but I’m just not a fan of this latest adaptation https://t.co/fA5KjHflIRsomebody on twitter today: trump's weird hand-scrawled denial today sounds like a ramones song. me: https://t.co/mynZjx0E0M
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11/21
2019
@atchlvania Genocide sure sounds radical
11/20
2019
@Drakonskyr Daniel, think of the childrenThis music is uncalled for https://t.co/EWETDLtvYY
11/19
2019
i used to hear people say stuff like this all the time, and I believed it, but i can’t tell you how often it turns… https://t.co/BkQKBtWCKL
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11/18
2019
Meanwhile in Cincinnati... https://t.co/qh9dwYeZs8
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11/17
2019
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11/16
2019
@wanderinglake How dare u“what am i gonna do on my first day in prison? approach the biggest toughest guy in the joint and CHALLENGE HIM TO… https://t.co/KoW4JoDlcj
Retweeted by Sam Swanson @peter_rain I ended up there cos I was on deadline and running around lower Manhattan, trying to find a place that… https://t.co/uokAwIzdD1Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day my dudes https://t.co/ZXRoJLJQOb
Retweeted by Sam Swanson @jarfieldthecat FUCK YOURE RIGHTAAAAAAAA @chrtucci Or my money back @chrtucci You posited a theory, I want an explanation! @chrtucci ExplainI like other bands, I swearCurrently in a fancy bar watching a bootleg video of one of Devo’s more notorious concerts after a long day, and I’… https://t.co/E18aevo49l
11/15
2019
@Peposed It does have a nice honey glaze to it...
11/14
2019
Heads up to my freelancer friends or friends who are looking for side income, Rev sucks ass. Don't do work for this… https://t.co/wcGIrGmx1D
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11/11
2019

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