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writer_performer and painter. fan of boxing, Jazz & noir. making character vignettes on the iTubes

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Joined Twitter 11/12/10


thank God the Sox are beating Baltimore @RedSox @theotherkendra Happy bday ma ! I hope you had a blast !! xoxo https://t.co/QGMqt7BjF5this is happening right now; click on the Twitch TV link below - https://t.co/ejPlpOAY37is Electric Light Orchestra funnier ? https://t.co/5WJ8XRCqPt
9/24
2020
@UGCOMEDYSHOW Zoom House Party Is TONIGHT! See if @willpurpura Can Go For #3InARow Against Upstarts @McLonghair!… https://t.co/XONZyEYnBD
Retweeted by AlbanianAssassinMy hair is so long I look like an Emerson Lake & Palmer groupie
9/23
2020
@JoshAdamMeyers If KindaBlue isn’t listed you are all dead to me ☠️If Boston loses 2 Baltimore I will not be responsible for my behaviorI just got booked in the UK (by remote) 😂🙌🏼 @DannyBonavena @MWKronenberg The book was amazing. I love that book.The fall air makes me want to go 2 a football game & get a boyfriend #cuffing
9/22
2020
@RalphTheMouth81 HahahahaShe’s prolly not even gay https://t.co/u3Q2Kt7xD3how did the FCC pass WAP (I know this is so 5 weeks ago but) 13 year olds are into pop music. WTF @Eclarkromain @ravencrime @patdixon for your showIt’s my kids first full day of virtual kindergarten and she already learned a valuable lesson, to mute the volume before you fart.
Retweeted by AlbanianAssassinWine according to an unemployed bartender https://t.co/03eIwwI8Wm
Retweeted by AlbanianAssassinCAM TO EDELMAN FOR 49 YARDS! #GoPats 📺: #NEvsSEA on NBC 📱: NFL app // Yahoo Sports app: https://t.co/D3Z0XewhrI https://t.co/6pmI1XdnUV
Retweeted by AlbanianAssassinEdelman is a bear. ❤️ #patriotsvsseahawks
9/21
2020
"Her project was to free both sexes, men as well as women, from the roles that society had assigned them and to har… https://t.co/gXJQDQClW9
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9/19
2020
it's a great day to GET MITCH https://t.co/UyhGuHMMAR https://t.co/ukduodT4jc
Retweeted by AlbanianAssassin @RalphTheMouth81 ☠️Coney Island Knife Fight Ep. 3 is up with psychopaths, lunatics & BIRDS @richcarucci @Berrey @stacykendrohttps://t.co/lBN1Pxtj5k
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9/17
2020
I was so mad when I wrote this it doesn’t even make sense & I don’t know WTF my point was ha ha. I drink plenty of 🍷
9/16
2020
If I did drink wine there would be a lot more dead MFs lying around80,000 people left Manhattan but you still can’t find parking. Fkg stupid dump of a city
9/14
2020
😍 https://t.co/DUIBaSmTGnstart working on your Biden https://t.co/ksbkoyjSwW'Can I have a light?' A woman on the tram flirts with PETER LORRE in DER VERLORENE aka THE LOST ONE, a German… https://t.co/mB0oLgNHDi
Retweeted by AlbanianAssassinI gotta be honest I’m starting to think there are some real problems in this country.
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9/13
2020
Come to this show ! Tonight! 7pm @MurphGuide #funny #comedy #standup #strippers @richcarucci https://t.co/AnFdFxf9SnThe Ursula Headdress Collection. #TCMParty @tcm https://t.co/W6dWuL1fq4
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9/12
2020
from the deepest recesses of the most far reaching quadrant of my gargantuan, subterranean uterus, go fuck yourself.https://t.co/c89CIE0NlO Here's The Pilot Episode of @UGCOMEDYSHOW Zoom House Party! Featuring @gabe_pacheco!… https://t.co/OqvEIgsk63
Retweeted by AlbanianAssassinGive DeBlazz a break. If I see any more bodily fluid from a pedestrian... the sidewalk odor alone...😵Not everyone is happy about the perceived stereotype of their home state. All 50 states depicted in one phone 😜👇👀
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9/11
2020
The short order cook who quits in the middle of his shift to pull one last job that is almost assuredly going to en… https://t.co/052QjcIJmS
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9/9
2020
@cementshoes https://t.co/ZJx2wX81NBAnyone curious what 116.5 MPH off the bat looks like? https://t.co/q6Y8XP4bAC
Retweeted by AlbanianAssassin @BobDibuono can't wait for this to not be a thingwatch all these they're great https://t.co/OCiRIwyMEd
Retweeted by AlbanianAssassin @RealChrisCal @MONTIKILLA you might like this guy on your show 😂men are like "I don't get Stranger Things" I'm like oh, you mean the unbelievable acting & profound writing . . I'm… https://t.co/UuN3YKIkSki JUST YELLED AT A CABBIE bc he beeped at an old lady; she just looked at me & snarled at me. Fkg New Yorkers. @NYCMayor alternate side parking creates traffic & pollution and is the most difficult in black neighborhoods.
9/8
2020
Got a Marshall’s credit card=the world is my oysterSuper 67 year old Karen supports live comedy Subscribe to my YouTube Channel #vignettes #comedy #character #sketchhttps://t.co/54LPJ3dfzK
9/7
2020
Tickets are still available “Couples Therapy” 4 one act plays & one sassy comedienne https://t.co/6U7IhOtJOU
9/6
2020
Omg Today is just so funny
9/5
2020
ya know, there's prob someone who needs this right now https://t.co/8nqa2kjvmK..it's also strictly salad night on OK Bumble @LadyKdesigns @TheNoirZone @noirfoundation 😍it's catch a cougar night on Adult harmony cupid ! @MartialLawMMA Poirier though❤️💕♥️❣️ @DustinPoirierI've grown tired of giving a shit.
Retweeted by AlbanianAssassin @samlymatters Might be worth it for the pilot! Just sayin
Retweeted by AlbanianAssassinRhode Island Comedy Factory ZOOM ! I did 2 of my characters: Super Karen the 67-year-old and Rocco from the Bronx=… https://t.co/jaH6fXnsX0I just did RI Comedy Factory's Zoom: it's on facehorn. Here's the link: https://t.co/v1N0l5rN3Q https://t.co/jdFWQsjqgE @whitesox 😻Taking a break from my Twitter break to pop in & say: this series begins tonight on @TCM & continues every Tues. ni… https://t.co/qf6o59TKlK
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Retweeted by AlbanianAssassinI just did a zoom & my friggin mother & bro Rocco couldn’t resist making an appearance 🙄 #characters #vignetteshttps://t.co/KkgH5JHQ7H
9/2
2020
Shout out to Bird 🦅 #centennial. #WHAT @birdlandjazz #CHARLIEPARKER #BIRD
9/1
2020
The Mets are beating the Yankees hahaha 😂⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️ https://t.co/vAOnqqwzGc
8/28
2020
@MondaysVerse @TheNoirZone Thank you for posting. I will look this one up !!! ❤️❤️😂😂😂😂😂😂
8/27
2020
My latest book, NO ENCORE FOR THE DONKEY: available now at https://t.co/KrNeUnkCxB https://t.co/yms3psPAy3
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8/26
2020
Only God forgives. https://t.co/p6nW1JdHfdI’ll make you Sunday dinner then I’ll shoot you in the balls 🍷🍝#AlbanianAssassin 🔫🔫🔫
8/24
2020
@stacykendro Lookie here I have an annuity and a separate 401K ........final offer
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8/22
2020
instead of marrying for money, I'm murdering for money #AlbanianAssassin https://t.co/p6nW1JdHfd
Retweeted by AlbanianAssassinI LOVE THIS GUY *sound on* https://t.co/SowpliDIFYOpened in July of 1875, Culver Depot was a railroad and streetcar terminal built by the Prospect Park and Coney Isl… https://t.co/YpPBLBGGzv
Retweeted by AlbanianAssassinWho wants to be a criminal on my zoom show tonight ? DM meExcited to have opportunity to work with Legend 5 Time World Champion , alot of people watched Rocky I watched… https://t.co/gu98tH3NAa
Retweeted by AlbanianAssassinI don't have FOMO, I have FTIARN = Fear That Its Actually Right Now @stacykendro You mean like on a bet ?
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8/21
2020
instead of marrying for money, I'm murdering for money #AlbanianAssassin https://t.co/p6nW1JdHfdthought i would've married for money by now @TigNotaro @FirecrackerFdn 61% among girls with disabilities 😭 I’m so happy that people are 🗣 speaking up about thi… https://t.co/sbiuj4jTt4 @TigNotaro thank you for posting this https://t.co/lfBAJw3esyBetween the ages of 14 and 18, 1 in 5 (21%) girls are kissed or touched without their consent. These rates skyrock… https://t.co/cCkrBhTZbn
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Retweeted by AlbanianAssassin @Avg_black_man @9pm I can’t promise I’ll be sober
8/20
2020
Check out my ad: Assassin for Hire Ex-husband removal: half price. @richcarucci https://t.co/MKIn62YXak
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Retweeted by AlbanianAssassingreat 2 chat from both sides of the isle - something no one seems to be able to do these days on my buddy's show @nyccrimereport @patdixonold school NY Journalist, Pete Hamill https://t.co/b4wuhGbVFHThe fknn Sox 😨Love u guys 💕 ❤️ https://t.co/13l1ODsBgSMy Zoom or yours ?
8/19
2020
This is one of my new venues . Friends & Family Please Support it . This Show is Sharon Simon Mike Jenkins Pat Dixo… https://t.co/mDOYX0dzNo
Retweeted by AlbanianAssassinNuthin but shade on 35th Street @divorcediariess what about the guy who likes everything you fucking post #CREEP #murda #AlbanianPart of Michael Mann’s densely annotated script for the diner scene in HEAT... https://t.co/OaUOZfWdos
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8/18
2020
All gooood https://t.co/H4pUZor0C3
8/16
2020

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