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Petey DeAbreu really loves AriZona Iced Tea. https://t.co/rlkAwcDflr https://t.co/X4OIp1gBgq.@jenlikespizza just wants to know how sharks get laid. https://t.co/702w9TkbugStarted in 2020, now we're here. Tune in: Tonight 9/8c on @MTV #2020Code https://t.co/XrtTcebb1X
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9/18
2020
Check it out! I tell the story about the green haired lady who took a show @sammorril and I were on hostage a coupl… https://t.co/rfkJe6o42u
Retweeted by Comedy Central Stand-UpNew episode out today! Check out Stand-Up with @TomAThakkar here: https://t.co/lBbyaCWBuT https://t.co/UyyRIhPMQHCheating during a pandemic?! #2020Code premieres TONIGHT, 9pm ET on @MTV. https://t.co/Ized14KBwV
Retweeted by Comedy Central Stand-UpIs she dating you, or does she just want free food? @neelnanda https://t.co/9trTF2OB9uCongrats on your new role at SNL, @Punkiejohnson! Here’s a throwback to your set on Bill Burr Presents: The Ringers… https://t.co/53d6wn7yfC
9/17
2020
Sex-store dates aren’t for everyone. @dinahashem_ https://t.co/27D28f8MMY https://t.co/FeU9QhkKcw.@NikkiGlaser reveals the only person she's ever been nervous to roast. @joshuahorowitz https://t.co/m0JdUoh02O
Retweeted by Comedy Central Stand-Up.@MrEmilyHeller's mom loves her small dog. https://t.co/EYjGhAciMy
9/16
2020
.@CaytonHolland isn’t a jam band guy. Catch up on the full album - "Semblance of Normalcy" - out now!… https://t.co/B0jpvUkMI4Think of sex like a Starburst. @theejamesdavis https://t.co/7X60pDB2gk
9/15
2020
The only thing better than approval is pre-approval. @unfoRETTAble https://t.co/DwUT90IBHJ https://t.co/NjysIcIN5MDon’t be mean to pinkie dicks. @bigjayoakerson https://t.co/ysHrJPN01z https://t.co/FjZb3G4FnjThink you can make @TomAThakkar and @Coach_Tea laugh? Submit your jokes for a chance to have them read on an upcomi… https://t.co/BPzJzC6SS1Hoping to pass a million views on "I Hate Myself" this week. Give it a view and a share if you can. Thanks. I love… https://t.co/nioEdzS0mm
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9/14
2020
“You wanna talk about my hair, OK? Let’s discuss it. Let’s discuss but not touch it.” @MsReeezyhttps://t.co/d8b0H7Ht63
9/12
2020
.@ComedianRonT gets real about racist dress code policies. https://t.co/SdaJAiiFpx https://t.co/MGhDDQdXGSVegetarianism isn’t for everyone. @comedianmarvinh https://t.co/hLL8u0obvK
9/11
2020
Stand-Up w/ @TomAThakkar has a new episode out today! Listen here: https://t.co/pSzi3Noz79 https://t.co/rUUOqbNcYZFOOTBALL IS BACK! Can’t wait to spend every Sunday together 🏈 https://t.co/N52kTsCuri
Retweeted by Comedy Central Stand-UpLife must suck when you look almost exactly like Brad Pitt. @HippoloverCorry https://t.co/afdAdC3lvDCan't decide which is more difficult: finding a relationship or good health insurance. @aparnapkinhttps://t.co/7nE4puZ6l3
9/10
2020
Getting an 🍆 text from your dad. @dumbcaleb https://t.co/ribsVwLKT8 https://t.co/4pdtreEDEgIf you’ve ever been electrocuted, hopefully you had a good reason for it. @miacomedy https://t.co/kdfuh3r7P0
9/9
2020
What’s with all the dogs at the airport? @SebastianComedy https://t.co/YtD3eYVlLd https://t.co/e7kbvSCUYz
9/8
2020
If you’re dating @aparnapkin, save your brutal honesty for date number five. https://t.co/fPxo4uj4OP https://t.co/OSq9tYa0KB
9/7
2020
.@joyellenicole just wants to make you better. https://t.co/Kpm94qhLJD https://t.co/D6C6dn9Xjp
9/5
2020
Love may be blind, but casual sex is a different story. @stavvybaby https://t.co/NU4YvKpABG https://t.co/l7D7EpwrAqCoughing during sex never ends well. @JoeListComedy Catch up on the full special, I Hate Myself, at… https://t.co/V0RrSP2SaI
9/4
2020
Stand-Up w/ @TomAThakkar has a new episode out! Listen here: https://t.co/Ygpe9ZU74C https://t.co/85TWMW4Q3H @RonFunches: “Coffee is gross. Every time I drink any, I get really sick, which leads me to believe I must be aller… https://t.co/N21jKQhlZA
9/3
2020
Natural remedies are overrated. @hansdickie https://t.co/HVk9X5D3Mf https://t.co/hwg1UyFoIkOne time @BethStelling got a gift bag, and you know what was inside it? A Fleshlight. https://t.co/Siqc2MsoQp
9/2
2020
Don’t correct @btkingsley’s spelling. https://t.co/0gK9Sm4zpm
9/1
2020
Older people don’t give a fuck what’s on their online dating profiles. @LangstonKerman Watch the full special:… https://t.co/XhtWhje6kO
8/31
2020
Americans don’t know, and they don’t care. 🎤: Patrice O’Neal Check out more Stand-Up Classics:… https://t.co/rLn3AOTu7z
8/30
2020
.@natashavaynblat reveals the secret to a successful makeup look. https://t.co/bOF9DwVzOP https://t.co/WtQ55sAUl3
8/29
2020
“Why was Jacob Blake seen as a deadly threat for a theoretical gun, while this gunman, who had already shot people,… https://t.co/1yPSSQ1sHf
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8/27
2020
No one wants to look like the unsexy version of their Halloween costume. @cristela9 https://t.co/L2wOve8sdc https://t.co/yxcPmtwlT6It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out how many tampons a woman needs. @MarciaBelsky https://t.co/t4A8FgjOlGThis is my good buddy Joe List's great comedy special. And it's free!!!!!! https://t.co/RfS0sG6RKZ
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8/26
2020
Consider this stand-up material enhanced. @DemetriMartin https://t.co/I4F6v9quWt https://t.co/1IrHfIsMTC
8/25
2020
You can always start next Monday. @cristela9 https://t.co/3Kf7ehuxjW https://t.co/eRYobkXL0KDirty talk is different when you’re married. @JoeListComedy Check out the full special at https://t.co/9gIhxA6dK7 https://t.co/EwomWsPsnu
8/24
2020
This is where Tien Tran is from, from. Watch her full set and more: https://t.co/DVzKfMHstS https://t.co/NYd6Hq5f1x
8/22
2020
One of @MonroeMartinIII’s foster parents loved making up Bible quotes. https://t.co/NMJo2HsuqMHere’s a clip from my special “I Hate Myself”. You can watch the entire special for free on YouTube. Watch and tell… https://t.co/Ynjy1PtWms
Retweeted by Comedy Central Stand-UpICYMI! Link for my full Comedy Central @standup set is below https://t.co/u1dDc44PLx
Retweeted by Comedy Central Stand-UpThere’s a new special out by one of my favorite comics/bruins fans @JoeListComedy! Check it out here! https://t.co/I5nMsye91L
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8/21
2020
This was a hot one, get on it Chuckleheads https://t.co/F61cA1zGZJ
Retweeted by Comedy Central Stand-UpNew episode! Listen to Stand-Up w/ @TomAThakkar here: https://t.co/EuEBLPDr1q https://t.co/lZ8ICkycp4Don’t patronize @RheaButcher. https://t.co/u2c3PFb7b1 https://t.co/lqEVylaw26
8/20
2020
.@toneBell thinks you're focused on the wrong thing. Watch his Half Hour: https://t.co/DVBB9BJCsp https://t.co/NFjpbUf5qtChoosing a life partner is like choosing a phone plan. @dlemoncomedy https://t.co/ysqb9SJTKu https://t.co/Inrs876PiB
8/19
2020
God was only into dinosaurs until he hit puberty. @AhmedBharoocha https://t.co/qSvedR6pzA
8/18
2020
Four is a power number. @toneBell Watch the full special: https://t.co/vFLkW4w6eK https://t.co/Iai6P0scWF
8/17
2020
It’s usually not a good idea to have sex with your friend’s father. @GlitterCheese https://t.co/jLc3bCsYid
8/16
2020
"I just wanted it to be Joe at the @ComedyCellarUSA." @JoeListComedy talks w/ @DJ_Sixsmith about his new… https://t.co/Ze9TMTKd8A
Retweeted by Comedy Central Stand-Up.@JoeListComedy doesn’t trust dentists. I Hate Myself is streaming NOW at https://t.co/9gIhxA6dK7 https://t.co/Ui8kqsJcCY
8/14
2020
Watch @JoeListComedy’s special now at @ComedyCentral @standup YouTube page, and listen to him on today’s pod https://t.co/NVcGVaHkyx
Retweeted by Comedy Central Stand-UpThe con man vs. the con artist. @dinahashem_ https://t.co/XyiOtPpGdIStand-Up w/ @TomAThakkar has a new episode out today! Listen here: https://t.co/oSZgXRrifl https://t.co/rc55XoKwfxNo one wants to have to reach for their blood pressure medication mid-sex. @Phishscalez https://t.co/dIYY7jY2QT
8/13
2020
Thanks for the anxiety, Aunt Betty. @JoeListComedy Catch up on the full special, I Hate Myself, streaming now at… https://t.co/SGEwKCNwVtTacarra Williams was hit on by a very smooth inmate while teaching in a jail. @TacarraComedian https://t.co/jy1wgGPJnp
8/12
2020
Sometimes it’s better to let someone else choose your outfit. @aparnapkin https://t.co/FGGZRZsAbG https://t.co/hTE9mAJByf
8/11
2020
Sleeping on a plane is unnatural. @JoeListComedy Joe List: I Hate Myself is streaming NOW at… https://t.co/0icnAeqDzR.@littleesther talks w/ @DJ_Sixsmith about her first stand-up special on @ComedyCentral and getting a shoutout from… https://t.co/zlOHfpLJf5
Retweeted by Comedy Central Stand-UpWatching porn on a VHS tape was a dangerous game. @kumailn https://t.co/L5EYhjGlHa https://t.co/EhU1CTUZYT
8/10
2020
From Sears to South Beach, @JoeListComedy almost has a threesome. #SexFails Check out Joe’s hour special, I Hate… https://t.co/WyCjDUn3Mz
Retweeted by Comedy Central Stand-UpLoafy tries to hire an assistant. Subscribe to Comedy Central’s YouTube channel for more episodes of #Loafy, a ne… https://t.co/aCPfWRONAT
Retweeted by Comedy Central Stand-UpNew Yorkers have a reputation for being mean, but they’re not. @charlalauriston https://t.co/xsyGRgaFYL
8/9
2020
Maybe don’t try this look in the bedroom. @JoeListComedy Catch up on the full special, Joe List: I Hate Myself at… https://t.co/eG5GrSmx59Yes, Mr. T is @ComicEricaClark’s dad. https://t.co/dDyLNPVzxMLoafy promises to buy a harp for his son Beef. Subscribe to Comedy Central’s YouTube channel for more episodes of… https://t.co/pWRC8Z6GL4
Retweeted by Comedy Central Stand-UpDearest Brethren- @JoeListComedy Has a new special out on YouTube that he just released - click here to watch: https://t.co/iDL8rrbLyi
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8/8
2020
I hate to promote this when I’m pushing presales but I’ve seen this special and it’s quite amusing! Joe is one of t… https://t.co/rQX1vWNH22
Retweeted by Comedy Central Stand-UpMy new one hour special "I Hate Myself" is now up and available on YouTube. Watch it. Like it. Share it. Thanks so… https://t.co/tKhqJHUt6q
Retweeted by Comedy Central Stand-Up.@littleesther: Hot for My Name is streaming for free on the CC app, no login required! https://t.co/MaIcLHUxrG https://t.co/vSecHvcR3NDoes anyone actually NEED an emotional support peacock? @mrseanpatton https://t.co/SnFn8FDW6O.@JoeListComedy: “I get very anxious when I fly. I’m not afraid of a crash. I’m afraid of a conversation.” Watch th… https://t.co/cyzUHKBwEe🔴STREAMING NOW: Joe List: I Hate Myself - Full Special - YouTube - https://t.co/ccpSu7lr7T NOW!!!!
Retweeted by Comedy Central Stand-UpWord choice is important. @JoeListComedy The premiere of Joe List: I Hate Myself is streaming NOW at… https://t.co/inwjhNrfoWJoe List: I Hate Myself starts in under an hour! Don't miss the premiere: https://t.co/9gIhxA6dK7 (… https://t.co/755hIB4tAE
8/7
2020
Check this out and listen to @CaytonHolland’s new album now! Also, @JoeListComedy’s special is on @ComedyCentral’s… https://t.co/lkDXkYbJ6S
Retweeted by Comedy Central Stand-UpNew episode is out! Check out Stand-Up w/ @TomAThakkar here: https://t.co/QFIBQiZqE1 https://t.co/PyN5wxwOmDToday is @JoeListComedy day on @WTFpod! Pandemic standup shows, George Carlin, Boston comedy, bottoming out, playin… https://t.co/2CAegvYrUG
Retweeted by Comedy Central Stand-UpHere is the link to watch the special tonight. It goes live at 9pm EST. Watch it. Share it. Smell it. Thank you. https://t.co/Iyqdo9S6js
Retweeted by Comedy Central Stand-Up.@JoeListComedy knows who he is – and he’s not OCD. Joe List: I Hate Myself premieres tonight at 9PM ET:… https://t.co/7n4ATZyBkw
Retweeted by Comedy Central Stand-UpTONIGHT AT 9PM ET! @JoeListComedy https://t.co/9gIhxA6dK7 https://t.co/N6i9nKyjDP
8/6
2020
.@JoeListComedy hit a financial milestone recently. Joe List: I Hate Myself premieres TOMORROW at 9PM ET! Tune in… https://t.co/s0vOCcQyeMstreaming free No LoG iN rEqUiReD https://t.co/4PsIA6idiL https://t.co/X0JZPATiw4
Retweeted by Comedy Central Stand-UpThe public beaches in Los Angeles are nothing like the ones in New York City. @BVPcomedy https://t.co/XcUG9wN9LsWork with your friends and get paid to do it, it's the best feeling @bibbymoynihan LET'S GO BRO! https://t.co/eYVUIywI5P
Retweeted by Comedy Central Stand-UpHey @bibbymoynihan is my dad in this and it looks bat shit crazy. Watch it this Saturday. https://t.co/l8Hk3VPuQS
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8/5
2020
Ear doctors can’t wait to go solo. @JoeListComedy Joe List: I Hate Myself premieres THURSDAY at 9PM:… https://t.co/x1EwFqDztDMy new comedy album, "Semblance of Normalcy," is out today on @ComedyCentral @standup Records! I'm really proud of… https://t.co/PCCam3Rz4k
Retweeted by Comedy Central Stand-UpBig week! There is a new @TuesdayStories out right now. I'll be on WTF w/Marc Maron on Thursday And Thursday nigh… https://t.co/fi7nGG14lA
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8/4
2020

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