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mountain-biking vampire witch from the future| gwu ‘22 (she/her)

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Joined Twitter 4/17/14


Sometimes people leave you halfway through the wood. Do not let it grieve you, no one leaves for good.
Retweeted by green ladythis ruined my year https://t.co/A3WK7h9jCqsam is only the sleepytime bear if he keeps his mouth closed
11/26
2021
i listen to state of grace (taylor's version) every morning first thing after leaving my apartment because i am wal… https://t.co/MSwZWiycY5
11/19
2021
anyone else think that if they grew up being socialized as a boy they would've been a menace to society because i doThe Regulatory Studies Center at George Washington University receives millions in Koch and ExxonMobil funding, usi… https://t.co/6iqQSuxnAH
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11/17
2021
Omg @taylorswift13 what did you do to me!!! https://t.co/B62VUUy7qV
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11/16
2021
@harrisongayy tbh very few people had acting experience in my class and its one of the few art reqs that doesnt req… https://t.co/jqbpUB26k5 @harrisongayy interpersonal comm is super easy! and not to be that person but…. beginning acting for arti want him. https://t.co/hFPdlf7LPY
11/15
2021
the idea you had of me- WHO WAS SHE?
11/14
2021
these vault tracks are actually good fuck u sc*tt for keeping these from usyou guys just don’t GET the fuck the patriarchy line. it’s about men who claim to respect women and then mistreat t… https://t.co/96BMo20bPr
Retweeted by green lady @noah_max_perl omg ive never seen it curve like this @sarahburchh i just want a BAGEL to enjoy #RedTaylorsVersion @sarahburchh the deli line should not go into the STREETTHE DELI LINE NEEDS TO BE SHORTER! WHY IS THE SA NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS https://t.co/IjDCA3mVvCmy 22nd birthday approaching next month i am anticipating the crisisHOW CAN A PERSON KNOW EVERYTHING AT 18 AND NOTHING AT 22 vs I THOUGHT I WAS A GENIUS BUT NOW IM 22 @jakobevanss NO LITERALLY THANK GOD THOtaylor swift is going to win another aoty grammy i fear
11/12
2021
@bananaweber @menschunit if there is orzo involved im in
11/11
2021
@sarahburchh i screamed when i saw anya taylor joy @moodyvansco @shakeshackpjc dont you make me startgot my booster shot today and i forgot to do that arm thing and my arm is sore as HELL
11/10
2021
@shakeshackpjc idk what youre going thru but i promise it gets better <3Students raised $250 on GoFundMe to surprise a beloved Vex driver, “Mrs. G,” with a birthday gift https://t.co/KZuINPhxvD
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11/9
2021
yeah somehow the notes app apology from a celebrity who has plead guilty for disorderly conduct TWICE for inciting… https://t.co/egbdwCDqUs
11/8
2021
@lexiedeer what other reason could he be doing this https://t.co/vIiTXDvbK1we all know chris pratt is gonna run for office soon right? i don’t want it but i can feel it in the wind
11/6
2021
@delaneyrlucas still no reason for him to specifically come to a gw basketball game tho i have no answers for that @delaneyrlucas not joking maybe bc his family lives in dc… i work with his uncle at trader joe’s 😳accidentally flashing my professor while i shove my crewneck back into my sports bra in class so its cropped @CarolineEtgen HAHAHAHAi flirt with the annoying kid in my public opinion class to feel alive
11/3
2021
The best books are just some insane girl thinking about stuff
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11/2
2021
@emofarmgirl hey now u know for next yearwhat timeline is this https://t.co/6cxYtsPt95
10/31
2021
@carolina_fujiy THATS ALL THAT MATTEREDposted pics of me in my rocky costume on instagram and 5 people unfollowed me…
10/30
2021
our professor really just had us vote whether to cancel class next week or "do something fun"kinda rude that i drank a whole bunch of caffeine to write a 3 page paper after rehearsal that only took me 2 hours… https://t.co/85V77Gwwk0
10/26
2021
trader joe’s in west end is hiring if anyone wants to join my fav group of people
10/24
2021
“[The] charming strangeness that drew me in. What kept me there, however, was the way the show depicted death, fami… https://t.co/ZANruVqzJc
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10/18
2021
@shakeshackpjc wrote an entire essay and submitted it today- praying to harness the bones energy for my gradelove smpa where an 800 word assignment is 20% of your grade
10/15
2021
need someone to cast @bananaweber and @menschunit as reporters in an iowa caucus political drama episode @bananaweber @menschunit the best kind of growth
10/11
2021
#onlyatgw https://t.co/uN7vetZCs5replace colonials with claw clips. they’re more relevant to this university than colonials ever was.
10/8
2021
cw: assault, police violence the gwpd officer who assaulted me in february 2020 has been spotted on campus. meanin… https://t.co/WpgQ6Q4gso
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10/7
2021
my 9:35 getting moved to zoom the same day mitski is releasing a song at 10 am? divine interventionthe severe lack of detail that gw put in their statement about this same incident is so frustrating. our community… https://t.co/yIlmE78eYZ
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10/5
2021
omg instagram is down???? are they ending finsta??? @_HAILarious something tells me that her stinky boyfriend would not be impressedthis is my joker https://t.co/YnRlbdkTaEhttps://t.co/g937VeQhtr https://t.co/MjRTBVarLF
Retweeted by green ladythinking about the customer last night who asked me for a wine recommendation that would 1. impress her older boyf… https://t.co/0N7Cqsgvtj
10/4
2021
why are you as a mosquito still biting me after october 1st
10/3
2021
tw: sa stay away from caleb deshazer https://t.co/V5a1GYUx7J
Retweeted by green ladywe need to talk about how white dc gays are the closest things to karens i have ever seen
10/1
2021
@_AwkwardAsian_ all i got was ghosted….imo if youre going to not wear a mask in trader joe’s you shouldn’t be wearing your alpha phi merch 🤪
9/26
2021
@Ccmikewazowski THE SOCKS AND SHOES COMBO WITH THESE PANTS???? killing it
9/24
2021
@belladephillipo im always minding my businessthe women of the gw covid testing trailer should be running the country
Retweeted by green ladyme having to cough in class: oh god. oh fuck. please no one look at me me when someone else is coughing in class: why the fuck are you here
9/23
2021
and when i need it most, my umbrella folded inside out within 2 minutesA woman at Trader Joe's asked if they still sold a certain kind of chips. Nothing but respect for the cashier that… https://t.co/YSj3YMxunA
Retweeted by green ladykanye making me have to change the title of my favorite playlist https://t.co/iWvSX3BrhM https://t.co/mqX8CcMxtP
9/22
2021
.@itsjojosiwa FINALLY AT THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID! #DWTS #jojo https://t.co/Pnx0Ap0fBx
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9/21
2021
new taylor swift in ten minutes
9/17
2021
we need to talk about the large number of facilities employees that were laid off during the pandemic (and not rehi… https://t.co/rdWJVwZcu6
9/15
2021
jaywalking with a large group of people while there are cars coming has taught me more about collective action than a textbook ever willgetting catcalled on my way to do a class presentation on the algerian revolution and post colonialism 🥰
9/14
2021
was like “wow so excited to be back in person” but actually having to do work kinda sucks @menschunit battle of algiers 🥰
9/13
2021
@peachym8 its a plague honestly @peachym8 sorry
9/12
2021
@sarahburchh didnt want to call u out for not bringing ur water bottle to the zoocovid negative even tho i shared a water bottle w someone who became symptomatic the next day. my pfizer vaccine said NOT TODAY!i was exposed to covid and my roommate has been sleeping on an air mattress in the family room til i get my test re… https://t.co/yzlUf8dm2W
9/10
2021
76% of California recall ballots haven't been returned. CA voters: It’s essential that you vote against the recall… https://t.co/7r0tg8eCJd
Retweeted by green ladywe need to discuss the twitter mutuals to working in classwork groups together pipeline
9/7
2021
i barely tweet but i sure as hell update my pfp #NewProfilePic https://t.co/9prSMzS6CM
9/4
2021
@moodyvansco SO CUTE @arzinalakhani idk what u guys have tried yet but when my ceiling collapsed in Thurston (lol) freshman year we were… https://t.co/rwliDiYuK7
9/1
2021
the fact i am going to be sitting in a classroom in 24 hours…. huh
8/29
2021
classes start in 2 business days and i have 1 class on blackboard
8/26
2021
me with the gw hippo statue https://t.co/PLZLdRqTLb
8/25
2021
can the underclassmen not walk 4 abreast and take up the entire sidewalk and not even try to move
8/23
2021
spotted: campus celebrity @carolina_fujiy with boyfriend at tonic
8/22
2021
@_Yanathan how have u not yet
8/21
2021
can dc weather be normal for one day @slut4dogs i have 3 numbers saved in the groupchat HELP
8/20
2021
Date idea: I’m wearing a weird outfit and you’re being so nice to me
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8/17
2021
@CourtneyKushnir it doesnt look like they are doing anything from their instagram @CourtneyKushnir thank uuuu
8/13
2021
did u guys know the founder of scientology went to gw…if gw had to bring any former student who left before getting their degree to speak at commencement i wish it was l… https://t.co/tHRPKGFksH
8/12
2021

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