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Troubled maiden aunt with homosexual tendencies. One of the nastiest trolls on here (apparently) She/her. Views not representative of @vagina_museum

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Joined Twitter 8/20/09


@cpoffers very fair pointThis is a government comprised of people who worked in journalism and PR, with countless journalists and PR consult… https://t.co/Zov5qhrVAxDon't you just love how much money this government is spending on comms and none of it goes towards communicating w… https://t.co/KhSWUGfK4nThe truth of the matter is that the bits in red here are proper London, the bits in blue (who voted for Boris Johns… https://t.co/GxDhG3p4C4
Retweeted by curséd pumpkin spice latteHE KISSED HER BACK 😍 https://t.co/cB06La2Hk8
Retweeted by curséd pumpkin spice latteMy head is so fried right now that I look at this grim statistic and all I can think about is that is should say “f… https://t.co/rCBIL2n6XF
Retweeted by curséd pumpkin spice latte @stavvers “I apologise if you thought I called you scum. To be clear, I meant *all* tories.”
Retweeted by curséd pumpkin spice latteHope Angela Rayner apologises for only calling him scum, as opposed to a fucking cunt who starves children.You know what's really rude? Starving children.Shut up, kiddy-starving scum. https://t.co/RkQgRPgspuBusiness idea: covid secure outdoor fetish parties called Marquee de Sade.And chances are it'll be something boring like announcing the changes they've already announced but it could also b… https://t.co/C4BIF6koN0 @spiraltastic @PrototypeCube I oscillate wildly between the poles tbhOne of my least favourite details of 2020 is every time this happens it's a day of "oh for fucks sake what is it th… https://t.co/cEWyb7uY28I found out about r/ShittyMovieDetails today and it's great. https://t.co/ol0ZIbruT0
Retweeted by curséd pumpkin spice latte @AnarchoMugwump I also have bad news for him about Suki, who has powerful lesbian energyI feel like everyone should start preparing for a lockdown in mid January because you just *know* whatever rules ar… https://t.co/7PvfBCl49K @AnarchoMugwump due to compulsory heterosexuality many lesbians, including the moon, have had a boyfriend at some point @abigailb I wonder if that actually helps the different hues to jump out by filtering out the noise of the redness?she's a lesbian https://t.co/yb24js4kIr @BaneNook @al_proudman hermione is trans nowKrish, this is kind of what we ALL pay our taxes for mate. It shouldn't be down to charities to step in where the s… https://t.co/Z8qwXp8RHe
Retweeted by curséd pumpkin spice latteImportant detail missing from the headline: they died of coronavirus while in the placebo group. https://t.co/9yy2UxKrq2The cost of replacing Trident is estimated at £205bn, which, if you're keeping up with today's news, would pay for… https://t.co/ERo90uzck5
Retweeted by curséd pumpkin spice latte @christineburns I don't think they will, they have a rich track record of absolutely fucking outsourced contractsA little stat from the latest figures: while serious call centre is only reaching less than 60% of contacts, the pu… https://t.co/0dCUK1gvcsserco is continuing to deliver its world beating service, then https://t.co/vZwy2iMKR0behind this seemingly-obvious move is the reality that this country's nursing and carer workforce has been shrinkin… https://t.co/gmSkCXwSOf
Retweeted by curséd pumpkin spice latteYou know how parents are like, I did not know I could love something as much as my baby? And they have a second bab… https://t.co/6Px5fl57cB
Retweeted by curséd pumpkin spice lattethis... is again a thing that seems like it should have been thought of ages ago? https://t.co/gdoWlAOavm
Retweeted by curséd pumpkin spice latte @mattPez not as keen as Helen in his replies, weeeey @LikeaMilkDud weirdly the best place to find completely wild ones is railways near junctions, from cores thrown out… https://t.co/uqoPYMoFVVtfw fuckin nigel fuckin fascist is to the left of government https://t.co/GQmg489FOq @qui_oui I know right???? Like good luck growing fucking potatoes in a fucking flat @OwenAdamsYT1 ah yes, the magic free apples which always happens @D_Libris and all the equipment to get a garden in condition for growing things. and seeds. @morganmpage Weezer song is officially a queer anthem @Ally_Nuttall This is right on the money @rantingkat yeah, apples particularly do not keep well at all! and most of the ones on trees with overhanging branc… https://t.co/USG0nsdNbX @InkfaceFahz it looks as baffled by them as we areI bet Helen would call the police for "suspicious gang activity" if she saw a poor child take an apple from a tree. https://t.co/rgfYmKBgjVI do not mean to body shame female moose but they look like donkeys which have consistently been working the wrong… https://t.co/JwNWbk3LH4so I'd never seen a picture of a baby moose and what the fuck what the actual fuck this is the animal form of peter… https://t.co/S7up5CCzCK“Shakira has almost the same IQ as Albert Einstein” Ok????? But can Einstein do THIS? No, so don’t compare where y… https://t.co/hRCOfZksOI
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10/22
2020
@LukeSouthworth @illustratedlaw was it COAT or CUTE, they seem to have been the hardest onesmy first ....that's rough girlfriend buddy turned into the mo… https://t.co/3UUq1uWrLB
Retweeted by curséd pumpkin spice latteyou got me. i was, in fact, cramming my dick between the toilet lid and the bowl to simulate sex. but i was NOT "making a racket" .
Retweeted by curséd pumpkin spice latte2019: nationalise spoons 2020: nationalise kids https://t.co/TECpqo9HNyfair play to coronavirus for bringing us whole new levels of wanking at work discourseCentral government is pretending they're empowering local councils to respond to local need with the local lockdown… https://t.co/cRVkY5rfre @JMFingK yeah, I found that one the hardest, I could only see it if I held it above me and only used my left eye @GenderBen it's really interesting because a lot of people who have done well seem to also be short sighted!btw that thing where twitter tries to make you qt tweets where the algorithm decided they're "political"? if u just… https://t.co/trisI6FHmlJeremy Paxman: I will ask you again, which Chris has got to go? Hemsworth, Pine, Pratt or Evans? Mark Ruffalo: well… https://t.co/KUSo5lI5gF @lizardkingfe I mean honestly he probably lost just because he's the least hot and also the least good MCU characte… https://t.co/gsuepxreAG @chainbearman It's the only thing which would salvage this hell yearI feel like any celebrity journalist worth their salt should ask the celebs defending Chris Pratt's honour who they… https://t.co/rTgQqIqEOHI was trying to figure out what the Pratt drama is and omfg it really was the "which Chris is your least favourite"… https://t.co/YMjbFGcg5i"The refusal to recognise Boaty McBoatface as the winning name marked a turning point in the UK's democratic breakd… https://t.co/7NWaqhDgbj
Retweeted by curséd pumpkin spice latte @BertLoch I had that with the last one and could only see it when it was above me out of my left eye lmaowhen I retweeted this last night, you good eggs managed to donate £600, so I'm plugging again to help a pal in trou… https://t.co/TSWS12OzZW @bennosaurus yeah, the magic disease goes away forever injection... isn't it @arghcanteloupe already happening, babe :/hey everyone, we really need to stop assuming when there's a vaccine everything will snap back to normal, I mean fu… https://t.co/835zoUzQUa @CirceStan that last one was AWFUL @AssembledGhost hahahaha that was my thought exactly, in a tweet lower down I suggest literally everyone who did we… https://t.co/39KHittBQv @ellenfromnowon true fact: my bedroom is in fact boudoir red and the flat just came like that @LocalVikingSays hahahaha same here https://t.co/y0mRq3qFgv @ellenfromnowon plot twist: turns out they're actually boudoir red and you have a slutty, slutty kitchen @ellenfromnowon tbqh there is no use whatsoever to being able to distinguish that level of subtlety in reds @latentexistence yeah, they probably do need a can't see shit button - there was definitely stuff there in all of thembtw anyone who is doing well on this, get an eye test because I feel like the reason I did so well was because if I… https://t.co/Tvg4WM83NU @HonigJudith it's interesting because the thread I got it from (tumblr) half the people on there thought it was a p… https://t.co/LxmdfcwkVM @AllieWhiteley hahaha yeah I don't actually like pink at all, it clashes with my greenish skintbh I'm reminded of that iconic evpsych theory that women like pink because we need to distinguish shades of red fo… https://t.co/bRBg7PyjOswell, I discovered something new about myself. 10/10 on a very bad screen. I have an incredibly useless superpower. https://t.co/zQPC2rpsA2 @Mr_Vayne no reason not to do a dry run now @ducklingsmith WORK FASTER @AllieWhiteley @JFrenchTweet @yoni_mitchel no, it'll be worse than that, they'll lift it for christmas and make it a superspreader eventI feel like if they're going to obsessively prioritise the needs and wishes of kent and the south west, why not jus… https://t.co/cqunyD6u9z @JFrenchTweet @yoni_mitchel thing is, it's never too late for the circuit breaker! @yoni_mitchel yep, it's a ridiculous situationlike who gives a flying fuck if susan and alan from tunbridge wells have to push back their plans for a minibreak b… https://t.co/hAMvfj8OzH @yoni_mitchel oh yeah, 100%, which it absolutely will be in about two weeks time; suddenly the science they should… https://t.co/MTqtcGvWssreally cannot believe that the excuse for imposing lengthy lockdowns one by one until the whole country is in lockd… https://t.co/qFmLhBwuaM
10/21
2020
and for an authentic jurassic park experience, jurassic park park would be marketed as if you just have a nice day… https://t.co/xrzBNSMTIewould 100% do a jurassic park park where there aren't any dinosaurs or nice things to see and do, there's rides suc… https://t.co/Pl3rQcijirUs: Please don’t masturbate on work calls? Cis men: CANCEL CULTURE HAS COME ONCE AGAIN FOR US AT OUR MOST COMMON B… https://t.co/DZZJqLqLiT
Retweeted by curséd pumpkin spice lattethat £60 in a year doesn't really sound like much but honestly that's almost three months of electricity covered for me which is awesomeidk who needs to hear this, but if you've been working from home, you can get tax relief! https://t.co/FG4ui7OcMfthis has given me an earworm of adore delano saying "I'm a libra" on repeat @Billflows1 purely anecdotal but literally everyone I know who's Virgo through to Sagittarius is a girlfellas is it gay to be born in summer? https://t.co/zUmiw8VZ2Rhttps://t.co/BcHvoOnLLZ
Retweeted by curséd pumpkin spice lattehelp a pal out if you can x https://t.co/APIxU10j4zSee, the death cult reckon only lockdown prevents non-urgent hospital procedures from happening, but if we look acr… https://t.co/zZ2VRc2m9WWhile we argue over whether Greater Manchester should get £60m or £65m, I'd just like to reiterate that the "PPE Me… https://t.co/L3EoSXOLF5
Retweeted by curséd pumpkin spice lattebut also, a national circuit breaker lockdown is crucial, and do it now rather than later. https://t.co/VORmaaKMNnfor fuck's sake, I lathe of heavened that didn't I https://t.co/89bqRkSOj6 @davideastUK david.
10/20
2020

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