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Stephanie @stef3123 Earth, Milky Way Galaxy

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Joined Twitter 2/18/11


So, as of today, Daredevil rights are back with Marvel Studios. DD was the best comic-based TV show ever and remain… https://t.co/XQOzGbP9Tz
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11/30
2020
@simoncoveney Just played this for my son (9) & he said...”more good news, first Biden & now Santa, things are real… https://t.co/q5rOXFlHMY
Retweeted by Stephanie#Santa #EssentialWorker 🤶🏻🎅🏼 https://t.co/dj4u9Asx2P
11/27
2020
this is still my favorite quarantine meme https://t.co/2lITvrb0em
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11/26
2020
I just realized that I don’t have to go to a single awkward holiday party this year.
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11/25
2020
Happy birthday, @JoeBiden! Today you may be 78, but in two months, you’ll be 46.
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11/21
2020
The voters made their choice, and they chose decisively. https://t.co/kD924oRRE7
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11/15
2020
Just tried on an old pair of pants, and I refuse to accept the results. Widespread fraud.
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11/14
2020
It’s over. You lost. If you don’t like it, take it all the way to the Supreme Courtyard Marriott. https://t.co/pykaqh7Qv4
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11/13
2020
Dreams DO come true! We made this back in 2016 but couldn't use it. We're so excited to finally celebrate with you… https://t.co/GRU5B9loLU
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11/8
2020
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11/6
2020
My wife said we have too much stuff. So right now, we’re in the basement getting rid of a bunch of my stuff.
Retweeted by StephanieMy husband always wants me to do things his way. Fold the towels in thirds Wash whites separately Don’t hit t… https://t.co/wBKmsfjK4R
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10/28
2020
When most people were watching "Tiger King," Pete Buttigieg started writing a book. Now it's a best seller. https://t.co/1xyDTzi4LA
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10/24
2020
Happy Birthday Carrie Frances Fisher.🎂 the world will never stop missing you..... 💔 https://t.co/0KcQwePz5B
Retweeted by StephanieMe: What did you do at Sunday school? 6-year-old: Made sheep. Me: Why does yours have five eyes? 6: Jesus loves… https://t.co/AdNm1mDHmj
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10/21
2020
I’m voting for this energy https://t.co/Eq019ffsLu
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10/18
2020
@smithsara79 https://t.co/dlMD5PRHZbSorry, I wasn’t ignoring your text, my dog was barking in her sleep so I had to drop everything to gently wake her… https://t.co/uk93aWXc9d
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10/17
2020
We #LightTheNight to celebrate 15 year survivor, in memory of friends and family, and in support @llsusa @llsiowa https://t.co/6QZWjl4Y6YI just retweeted #LightTheNight. Help me bring light to the darkness of cancer at https://t.co/XlsLls9Csd https://t.co/KQYMxOZShK 🎈🎈🎈
10/16
2020
Just got really jealous my cat knows nothing about the election.
Retweeted by Stephaniehttps://t.co/WuMYSgqEmgWhy I love DSM ... https://t.co/EzLPYATA5aWe’re doing our part to warn Iowans that @realdonaldtrump is in town tomorrow. This billboard is directly outside t… https://t.co/sjhV4r7j5O
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10/14
2020
Hey. If you’re reading this you survived September. I did too. Long-distance high five, my friend. https://t.co/FStxirocTd
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10/2
2020
Me: It's National Daughter Day. 8-year-old: What did you get me? Me: Nothing. It's not a gift-giving holiday. 8:… https://t.co/3RZaaJJsxz
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9/25
2020
Take everything you’ve been feeling last night and this morning, and let it be your propulsion. 2020 has served u… https://t.co/bXeQMt3mn3
Retweeted by StephaniePinning this for myself for the next few weeks: 1. Be engaged while taking care of your mental health. 2. Donate wh… https://t.co/05uTx8CAvi
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9/20
2020
"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, concerned citizens can change the world. Indeed it is the only thing… https://t.co/NsnXsgwDFi
9/19
2020
Now that I have your attention 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️.... VOTE Nov 3rd!!!
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9/15
2020
Trump’s Nevada rally was against the law. There should be a warrant for his arrest. 1. Holding a rally in an indoor… https://t.co/KVpwKirmnl
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9/14
2020
Love this video and song 🍺 🍺 Thanks ⁦⁦@BradPaisley⁩! 😊😊😊 https://t.co/fnM24MZAySOn #WorldSuicidePreventionDay, know that you are loved and you are never alone. Help is available. If you or someon… https://t.co/6gvU3FVj0V
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9/10
2020
the only lawlessness and anarchy in Iowa is Joni Ernst brazenly stealing our design style -- IN BROAD DAYLIGHT! th… https://t.co/fMDNsHXtDm
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8/31
2020
The universe has lost a true hero. #RIPChadBoseman #RIPKing #WakondaForever https://t.co/35zfyTnyGr
8/29
2020
I suppose in others it might seem an eccentricity or even schizophrenia, but I talk to myself because I'm so fucking nice.
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8/28
2020
Hey guys, wanna feel old? I'm 40. You're welcome.
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8/27
2020
Happy Dog Day!! https://t.co/UfdCsAJa6j
8/26
2020
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8/25
2020
He’s my favorite too ❤️ https://t.co/aI3uwE2l0K
8/18
2020
If you’re a woman you’re either a “suburban housewife” or “nasty.” Kamala was “nasty” cause she gave poor Kavanaugh… https://t.co/QHUvXhYwSy
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8/16
2020
holy fucking shit, they're rigging the election right in front of our faces and daring us to try and stop them
Retweeted by StephanieThe new head of the USPS, Louis DeJoy, is a Trump man through and though (and major donor). He is now busy making s… https://t.co/kIQjdg9TxR
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8/9
2020
We were beaten, we were tear-gassed. I thought I was going to die on this bridge. But somehow and some way, God alm… https://t.co/Id83KAPPc0
Retweeted by StephanieThe ship is sinking. Get to a lifeboat w tiny liquor bottles n brace for super shitshow. #coronavirushttps://t.co/9UaxNahZzS
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7/18
2020
I just want to note that the US Secretary of Education has a bookshelf with no books on it. https://t.co/eWLHLt4uyX
Retweeted by StephanieRutherford (Kiwi) split the atom, Bell (Scot) invented the telephone, Berners-Lee (Brit) invented the WWW, ‘settlin… https://t.co/ZgsCFzX8T8
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7/11
2020
Well by this logic, then have school in actual Walmarts. #coronavirus https://t.co/8YdHPzF3sW
Retweeted by StephanieThis Line is Part of a Very Large Circle, 1963 https://t.co/Ss8oHHm72U
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7/9
2020
Abolish the Electoral College. One person should equal one vote.
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7/7
2020
With lingering haze/firework remnants today, @iowadnr has issued an Air Quality Advisory for Polk County until 8am… https://t.co/Cu6Gxvckmr
Retweeted by StephanieIf everyone wore a mask, the virus would disappear in 4 weeks. Another plus: I can finally express myself https://t.co/7OsBLWCBeG
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7/5
2020
My husband: “Oops. I forgot the ice cream.” Me: “Just bury me in the ocean alongside my ancestors who knew that de… https://t.co/aO5Iw4jzT7
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6/20
2020
Happy #ObamaDayJune14th @potus!!! https://t.co/SVtDOuidCJ
6/14
2020
regret to inform you the celebs are at it again https://t.co/pfORBiqvrX
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6/13
2020
Luminous beings are we... ALL. https://t.co/LHCGYq5FPS
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6/9
2020
Each time you give what you created with love to the world, it comes back to you in tenfold. So don’t be afraid. GIVE!
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6/5
2020
If America was a videogame, now's the time I would pause and watch some tutorials real quick.
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5/31
2020
Brilliant! 😆 https://t.co/GlWnEgZhjm
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5/18
2020
If he infects my thin mint dealers, I will, 4 once, get up n protest. There has 2 be a line of principle. I know mi… https://t.co/0mfWUrKWsQ
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5/16
2020
and they think a group of low-risk 20-30-somethings are wearing masks for the general health of the community?!?!?… https://t.co/QKnrirgefW
Retweeted by StephanieI wear a mask to protect you because I care. I appreciate when you do the same 😷 A mask is the new smile! https://t.co/ee3qLmVC9sBlessed are the mask-wearers, for they care enough about their fellow human beings to wear a tiny piece of cloth on… https://t.co/tRNsL33Due
Retweeted by StephanieI wear a mask for the same reason I wear a seat belt: it saves lives.
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5/15
2020
We literally left them a 69-page Pandemic Playbook.... that they ignored And an office called the Pandemic Prepa… https://t.co/r2RJYJxTrp
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5/12
2020
Phase 2 of reopening... https://t.co/jabddm2lB3
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5/9
2020
Costco employee here, Please keep a mask on the entire time you’re inside the your Costco. Please cover your nose… https://t.co/GcBUlhqGHy
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5/8
2020
Did...did 17 year old me send me this...are you me https://t.co/fusRHQ9CXX
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5/6
2020
Pubs in Ireland are closed until at least August 10. Pubs. In Ireland. But by all means let’s open Cracker Barrel right now.
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5/5
2020
Murder hornets. Sure thing, 2020. Give us everything. Hypno-frogs. Fecal blizzards. Toilet tsunamis. A CATS sequel.… https://t.co/tblYGIT3kT
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5/2
2020
My 4-year-old is singing a song she made up. The only words are "Everything's a mess and I don't care." It's the song of our time.
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5/1
2020
You know it's true… Every disaster movie begins with a scientist being ignored.
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4/25
2020
Let go of anger by counting blessings.
Retweeted by StephanieThe press conferences are a mess. https://t.co/V8QyXzzvY3
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4/24
2020
You know what’s overrated? Donuts. Haha gotcha! Donuts are fucking perfect!
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4/18
2020
It’s been a ruff day! https://t.co/BrntkJnYWJThese ideas are not radical: 🏥Universal health care 🛌Paid sick leave for all 👷🏽‍♀️$15 minimum wage and a union 🌏A… https://t.co/O8VToNPY4f
Retweeted by StephanieHere’s the thing: nobody wants stuff to remain closed. Nobody. Everyone wants everything to reopen as soon as possi… https://t.co/4LrUSVv8DK
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4/17
2020
Be creative during your normal day and make yourself proud of yourself.
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4/15
2020
*opens the fridge for the 14th time since 10am* (via @lexniko) https://t.co/LyXEN2QwDr
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4/10
2020
It’s World Health Day, and we owe a profound debt of gratitude to all our medical professionals. They’re still givi… https://t.co/uhfPzagqi7
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4/8
2020
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4/4
2020
Petition to name Dr. Anthony Fauci 'Sexiest Man Alive' gains momentum https://t.co/KhaIbfQjzX https://t.co/6TUVL8WB6s
Retweeted by StephanieSuper fun how my dreams are just a steady stream of chill interactions where I forget to social distance, and then… https://t.co/ITufomz00m
Retweeted by Stephaniefor all those in need of a quick mask: here is an option that requires just a shirt, scissors, and a positive attit… https://t.co/9EbrRZBGxe
Retweeted by StephanieSecond to Nun. https://t.co/i1KyTGKQJN
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4/3
2020
Holy SHIT her pause at the end. That's 'cuz her producer is SCREAMING in her ear to cut away from this guy dropping… https://t.co/MSd1KW2xAK
Retweeted by StephanieSomebody decided to invite Dr. Rishi Desai onto Fox. I don’t think they’ll be asking him back. https://t.co/7BGXo5Le9r
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4/2
2020
The next several weeks may be some of the hardest we’ve faced as a country. From those on the front lines to thos… https://t.co/ynvgN9gcox
Retweeted by StephanieI guess I’ll never be able to lie to myself again about all the shit I would do if I just had the time.
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3/30
2020
I finished Netflix.
Retweeted by StephanieForget Democrats and Republicans; the real division in our country is Skype V. Zoom
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3/28
2020
Restarting our economy will require one thing above all else – testing. Testing to show who's currently infected. T… https://t.co/sxfig0Y3go
Retweeted by StephanieWhatever you do, don’t check your screen time app.
Retweeted by StephanieHave I mentioned my new addiction to #TikTok? Check out paramind's video! ❤️ https://t.co/7P29dmqMgU @alyankovic Thank you beautiful music and beautiful view ❤️ I’m in awe of your talent with accordion!🤚 https://t.co/XProiIfYqB @BindiIrwin @chandlerpowell9 Congratulations!!Prince Charles and so many other celebrities and high government officials are testing positive for the coronavirus… https://t.co/ibPQ181tfg
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3/26
2020

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