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@sdfgoodall @CraigComicsEtc Not quite so thrilling @CraigComicsEtc I think I’ve seen them online. Like science fiction
7/6
2020
@anna_debenham You absolutely should encourage them!The special edition is humanity singing to itself. A song that never ends. It says: we will endure.I still think of the KKC as a novelty in itself. And yet still it mutates, on, on, on. The boundlessness of the hum… https://t.co/66D6BZ4Y4USo I was there in Morrisons today. Bought three of these enigmatic mutants. What the hell is a Snickers Crispy? Wha… https://t.co/h81Nal6F99A friend brought me back a green KitKat from Japan once. Green! It was green. It was wrong. Elite, taboo, otherworl… https://t.co/1m9aaR3N5ZIt’s like listening to Spotify vs going to a festival. You just don’t get the serendipity of it online. You need to… https://t.co/4iq2CuaPCCWent to the supermarket today. Hadn’t realised how spiritually nourishing I find browsing the special edition choco… https://t.co/m3d9hyM7yh
7/5
2020
@MarinaOLoughlin Thanks marina! 🍺 🍺 😷 @bl0ke too long too long... @kaffpoole A, B, bit of D cos he's just always *there* @bertwallens @ScottishBF Ah yes, didn’t even notice I’d written that. Mea culpa, sorryReturning to the pub: know the rules https://t.co/owdhUcu0VO
7/4
2020
all going to plan then https://t.co/9tivaUFYHG https://t.co/dHaHOwPAyp
7/2
2020
@HendinArts Oh you’re absolutely right to do it. I should do it more really. The worst I’ve ever had was six months… https://t.co/W1X5rgKZtF @HendinArts It’s the fault of people like me I’m afraid. I always threaten it but never enforce it @HendinArts (I mean the penalty fee) @HendinArts Yahh how much they in for? @badmachinery Just had a most enjoyable work-avoidance catchup with this one John. It is FAB. Hoping for a real Jan… https://t.co/JDQ67ZvNsRhttps://t.co/aWQHRfgkbE
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7/1
2020
His best one yet in a crowded field https://t.co/fbrNaFM52Y @darren_cullen btw the guy who replied to me said it was helpful to send photos and map location of the tree. I was… https://t.co/9rag99l8kq @darren_cullen Did with my council at least! Probably most of the time people just forget to ask. My neighbours wou… https://t.co/Vtq5e0WyWdAlright, so… OK Comics has been open again for two weeks. Lots of people have been congratulating us on getting thr… https://t.co/Z2fjsimX85
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6/30
2020
@clungeambler @Wigapedia @cruellacivil Ah. @Wigapedia It helps if you execute a swift ‘double pass’ by getting halfway through the barrier, say OH FUCK, then… https://t.co/jqpX4F00SL @tamarfeast It’s like that Hemingway short story thing but this is a horror novel @tamarfeast But but but Tamar I will say (1) is big big tent (2) maybe too big to test in garden! (3) pump is sold… https://t.co/QRQjaiuzxD @RedHeadedAli @QueenofTonga I totally understand how it happened though. That is a massive tent and I bet he just d… https://t.co/nNWfHh6ONxI usually come here to moan but I just got a letter from my council saying they’ll plant five new trees on my stree… https://t.co/uxipWiMd5M @gunnsounds I’m surprised he’s not deleted the review @chris_du_banane Oh god no. No no no no no @Wigapedia I drove into a low ceiling car park with mine last year. That got it open. Hadn’t lost the key though
6/29
2020
@scottkeir Well that’s my Sunday night nightmare sortedI WOULD DO THISCredit to my wife Hannah for finding this miniature horror story on a camping website just now. Absolutely epicOH GOD I am actually stressed thinking about this poor manCan you fucking imagine the moment when he read this response. I bet he never even told his family800 miles dad. 800 milesDad didn’t read the instructions https://t.co/KdovDCCFEu @julesscheele I love the way you draw people. The attention to character, clothes, how people's bodies look and mov… https://t.co/Z7nJx8OhnOThings really did get missed and forgotten more easily before social media was around to keep everything forever. T… https://t.co/IzJMGzWdzx @HendinArts Thanks Rebecca!
6/28
2020
Lockdown brain-fog https://t.co/bO5ufcNOHp
6/27
2020
I should do a print of this one, feels relevant every year https://t.co/Er2cwifSI4
6/26
2020
Over the last 3 months we've hosted some very exciting Spotlight On lunchtime chats with ⭐ INSPIRING ⭐ illustrator… https://t.co/CfYlRilKLm
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6/25
2020
@SaHreports Oh and the Butcher Boy. It’s so sad and grim and you know where it’s going and then it really does go there Harrowing @SaHreports Red dragon. Fucking terrifying asi recall @Nick_Pettigrew Lots of characters? Must be tricky @keano_ Yeah he’s good at it, I’m being mean. But once you notice the gusto of some of them it feels a bit comedy sketchy @Nick_Pettigrew To be fair the problem is most of his voices are very good. His Cromwell is a lovely laconic voice.… https://t.co/RzxoGX3ul2 @Nick_Pettigrew Norfolk is the blustering one right? I like that one. Hans is really knocking it out of the park rnIt’s like allo allo in hereLots of different voices. I lost it at the haughty German and don’t think I can get it back nowHe’s really going for the voices.Oh god I have ten hours left of the Wolf Hall audiobook and have started getting the giggles at the narrator’s voic… https://t.co/n556LJE94YKeir Starmer is classier, sharper, more thoughtful, better briefed, more considered, more mature, has better instin… https://t.co/9cnBfPV0vK
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6/24
2020
@empire_of_dust_ (By Alan Bennett) @empire_of_dust_ Yeah look them up, Im not sure where they’d be. They are these wonderful monologue dramas each with a single actor @empire_of_dust_ talking heads tv show (UK), was on tonight. Not new stuff from the band unfortunately!Bloody hell you forget how good #TalkingHeads is don’t you. New one just as good as the oldies tooCan't believe they cancelled the daily briefing show after one season just because the main characters killed loads of people
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6/23
2020
Going to bed now. Looking forward to reading my new favourite book tomorrowNoel (I think it’s basically Noel writing) is currently worried about Transformers. Thinks they have “occultic over… https://t.co/IGdUtXHFab @Pswnio Yeah I just looked that up. They have a knack for an intriguing titleNoel and Phyl, the authors. They look nice! https://t.co/kw17wLE9paGod it is hilarious. Absolutely batshit. I’ll share some of it later maybe though I’m not sure much of it is twitter safeFound a pile of books just lying on the ground near my house today. Couldn’t resist taking this one home. It’s prob… https://t.co/xFshSFHeIGkeepsafeinthesestrangetimes https://t.co/mlia5Us3Jc @indiaknight Welcome back India!
6/20
2020
Still time to grab one of these, or the many other dad-adjacent prints in my shop for Father’s Day! https://t.co/L89B5HCadUWe are so excited to be hosting todays lunchtime chat with the awesomely talented cartoonist, @stephen_collins !… https://t.co/cdjMTyULqH
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6/17
2020
@read_holmfirth Hope the first day goes well!Holmfirth’s wonderful local bookshop reopening today - go and buy a book off them not Jeff bezos! https://t.co/5Rz2EcmyXz
6/16
2020
Father's Day is coming and I have a wild array of prints in my shop! Like this one. >> https://t.co/ADCeeKBseo https://t.co/gSOe4P8iUm
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6/15
2020
Beneath contempt. https://t.co/B0lr2z4Egc
Retweeted by Stephen Collins @edchester @smod4real Thank you! @tbradman Thanks tony! @JaseHeeley Ha thanks - not sure it quite compares to the importance of your job! But that’s very kind of you. @mortenmorland Haha thanks man. Really appreciate that. Bloody nightmare to write stuff in These Strange TimesFar right thugs are “defending” the Cenotaph while doing the Nazi salute. https://t.co/K4tGtNuDcO
Retweeted by Stephen CollinsWhat the f—‘s happened here?? https://t.co/U3qbOCpOvk
6/13
2020
I will say this about statues. They are symbols, so don’t be surprised if they attract symbolic acts. That is the currency they deal in.
Retweeted by Stephen CollinsVery. And it’s been reported as vaguely as possible to turn a decent impulse into a lightning rod for more culture… https://t.co/ZWSfWvOB5b
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6/12
2020
Dom n' Mary's amazing science field trip! My comic for @prospect_uk >> https://t.co/wb2AaceIjQThis - from 12th March - has aged well (via @Jason_Keen ) https://t.co/jJIqCfbWLM
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6/11
2020
This is a real moment. Professor Neil Ferguson: "The epidemic was doubling every three to four days before lockdo… https://t.co/Vs4Aqfp7Sq
Retweeted by Stephen CollinsStarmer: official deaths at over 40,000 and "excess deaths, which is an awful phrase, is 63000...these are among th… https://t.co/pkSsjeuEbD
Retweeted by Stephen CollinsI'm sorry but the Daily Mail doing a pros and cons list of slave owners has absolutely ended me https://t.co/NsdfY3NgOF
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6/10
2020
In a former life, when I thought you cd politely persuade people not to be racist Their response? "If you don't li… https://t.co/wnDUlg6q2M
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6/9
2020
Father's Day is coming and I have a wild array of prints in my shop! Like this one. >> https://t.co/ADCeeKBseo https://t.co/gSOe4P8iUm
6/8
2020
@mortenmorland Thank you Morten! Really kind of you. Hope you guys are all goodIf you had a relative who was this incoherent, you’d try to take him straightaway to the nearest neurologist. Rea… https://t.co/QOqwVHeUnW
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6/6
2020
@MarcEllerby yeah I saw that yesterday... What a disappointing twatHow to bible https://t.co/Kib5lTdlRt
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6/3
2020
@GrahamRCarter @misszing @JustinTomlinson Mine is a spineless lazy Tory safe-seat too but am giving it a go anyway. You never know...Please don't just post a black square. Write to your MP now with these demands: - Immediate suspension of UK sales… https://t.co/1F4ac7cJuV
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6/2
2020

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