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Exploring the Lord of the Rings, Session 125! https://t.co/WLEs68UWbw
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11/29
2020
Telling your kids that Rudy Giuliani was once respected is like explaining that O.J. Simpson was once a football player.
11/26
2020
Remember: the president can pardon turkeys for federal crimes only. Corn and Cob can still be indicted by the Manhattan DA.TONIGHT! President @BarackObama tells @StephenAtHome what was going through his mind during that infamous Oval Offi… https://t.co/rJHXpEzV2V
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11/25
2020
This was fun https://t.co/qH1arF5n8n
11/24
2020
I'm interviewing Barack Obama on Monday, which gives me great pause. Not because I'm worried—he just has incredible pauses.
11/21
2020
Happy birthday, @JoeBiden! Today you may be 78, but in two months, you’ll be 46.Evidently, Rudy's election fraud allegations aren’t the only thing he can’t make stick. https://t.co/6rGmU4227s
11/20
2020
I did too! https://t.co/x0KazV6fn1
11/19
2020
New Orleans won't allow Mardi Gras parades this year, so evidently Pennsylvania Avenue takes public health less ser… https://t.co/cbmUopf2rJ
11/18
2020
Great news, Georgia! You’re voting again soon! Request your absentee ballot now to get it in time for the holidays.… https://t.co/375Xkvz4YRSaw this twice in the theater and it's impact is still with me. Watched this filmed version of the show and it's ev… https://t.co/d5bWekzNM0
Retweeted by Stephen ColbertJust tried on an old pair of pants, and I refuse to accept the results. Widespread fraud.
11/14
2020
All of them! https://t.co/niZ6lHbpd4Georgia is recounting all presidential ballots by hand. We're 72 hours from the GOP demanding a recount by foot.
11/12
2020
Hey there! The 4th Annual @homesforourtrps Veterans Day @Ebay Celebrity Auction is on! Proceeds benefit injured Vet… https://t.co/0Gmug8W0mM
11/11
2020
To be fair, very few words are. https://t.co/skRSdoLAYc
11/10
2020
Hi! Could everyone reading this get me one more follower for my 🎂? I joined Twitter early when it was easy to get f… https://t.co/rrrtwWbYA4
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11/9
2020
Alex Trebek was a gentleman, and it was a privilege to share the stage, even briefly, with such a kind, thoughtful… https://t.co/YcoAyLFViGLOVE RIOT w @JonBatiste celebrating democracy & empathy https://t.co/HjhNC1YQEe
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11/8
2020
https://t.co/Au2i7Slcythttps://t.co/8Laxh68oWb“And all the host laughed and wept...and their joy was like swords, and they passed in thought out to regions where… https://t.co/K0OlmzpM0ZThis time of year I love watching the states change color.
11/7
2020
Let's take a moment to appreciate that we're waiting to find out if the winner of the election is going to win the election.
11/6
2020
GEORGIA VOTERS: If your absentee ballot was rejected by your county registrar, you have until 5PM TOMORROW - FRIDAY… https://t.co/b35xSxZurN
Retweeted by Stephen ColbertAnybody know what to do when your Democracy does this? https://t.co/wnnNXNm8du
11/5
2020
Easily the most stressful National Sandwich Day in my lifetime.Love these "I Voted" cookies they're giving out at the polls! A little stale, but it's the thought that counts. https://t.co/vlvGGNnta0The human body was not made to expend this much energy thinking about Pennsylvania.
11/4
2020
Make sure you get out and vote today, then tune in to #LateShowPreShow over on @colbertlateshow before we go LIVE o… https://t.co/iyKknHqeS5
11/3
2020
Hi @PatinkinMandy ! Thanks for the #3people challenge. As you can see below, I just don’t have time. You know who e… https://t.co/BtgEwmEGR2Correction: the name of Dino’s zoom podcast is “YAWN OF THE DEAD 2“Further warning: it’s not worth it.Warning: it cost $3.We’re up to 57!I am now on Dino Stametopoulos’s 28hr zoom podcast marathon. “YAWN OF THE DAWN” - 46 people are watching. Scare to… https://t.co/bnVpjEniq0Four more days and then it's finally here! Taco Tuesday!¡Hola, hispanohablantes! https://t.co/Z70hyArOzi tiene páginas en español en 13 estados clave. Disfrútenlas y disfr… https://t.co/czVLjbuvtb
10/31
2020
Well, this seems pretty clear. https://t.co/qU7NHE9USj
10/30
2020
Join me on November 3 for my Live Showtime Election Night Special! We can stress-eat our kids Halloween candy toget… https://t.co/uisJgFzWdWOf course Brett Kavanaugh likes Bush v. Gore. "Hanging Chad" sounds like one of the guys he used to boof with.
10/28
2020
Hey Voters! One week to go! If you’re voting by mail, TODAY is the DAY to MAIL it! Give the post office time to get… https://t.co/giAARZgFfC
10/27
2020
ATTENTION: New Jersey’s #ArtsandCultureCommunity https://t.co/da155zmuQp
10/24
2020
Last night, it was so refreshing to see an actual debate. Next year, it would be so refreshing to see an actual president.This was made by great people, and it’s great. #WeCount https://t.co/IOGfxt30Iy
10/23
2020
We're LIVE tonight after the second Presidential debate- "Shut Up, Man 2: Shut Harder.”True https://t.co/iUGcVSQ6lWBREAKING: https://t.co/rxGzJrJw3XThat list of old friends is pretty fun, by the way: Scott Adsit, @danacarvey, @SherylCrow, @ArielDumas,… https://t.co/37vqir7WIqSunday night at 7:30pm ET! Join me and my friends for a staged reading of a comedy pilot I helped write in 1998:… https://t.co/215trf9lOSUh-oh...now people might start thinking Giuliani is a creepy old man.
10/22
2020
Hey Wyoming! You're the least populous state in the country, which means you have WAY MORE influence per voter in t… https://t.co/JAufGRVCsDHey Utah! You've got the greatest snow on Earth, but did you know you also have the greatest votes on Earth? If you… https://t.co/O35Zddoo2LSo, that’s… an endorsement? https://t.co/Bwlkh5kz0AHey New Mexico! You're famous for your green chile, but don’t smother your ballot in it. Click the link below for m… https://t.co/mJljqwza4i
10/21
2020
Hey Montana! You may be the Treasure State, but the most valuable thing you have to offer is your vote! Click below… https://t.co/KXWxwabaoSWell, this seems pretty clear. @The_AFM https://t.co/fSpx90go0XHey Maryland! Francis Scott Key was born in your state, so you owe it to him to get your star-spangled keister to t… https://t.co/Q2kCI3cSmMHey Connecticut! I know you're a college basketball mecca, but this year, it's time to focus on November Madness. C… https://t.co/A9g4YtfejpHey Colorado! Did you know it's super easy for you to vote in the upcoming election? I heard that crazy blue horse… https://t.co/52jlmb9lr7I’ll be there, Frank. See you Saturday! https://t.co/UGrnY4VgAZ
10/20
2020
The Election is in 15 days! The US Postal Service recommends that you request your ballot NO LATER THAN TODAY to be… https://t.co/gIWcHsxXg2
Retweeted by Stephen ColbertSee your state listed? That means today is your state's deadline to register to vote! Go to… https://t.co/WQ8PKcPBYF
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10/19
2020
The 2020 Montclair Film Festival is open! I had a great conversation with 2020 Filmmaker Tribute honoree Aaron Sor… https://t.co/C4soNOlRQW
10/17
2020
I’m very excited to be part of it! Please come! https://t.co/jVfP692VF9Hey Nebraska! Today is the last day for you to register to vote online or by mail. Visit https://t.co/JpfU2Az2YX fo… https://t.co/2yKe8Y1vRq
Retweeted by Stephen ColbertI enjoyed this conversation. I hope you enjoy it, too. https://t.co/uRH0yufEr0
10/16
2020
In these states you can vote early right now! Go to https://t.co/FxBUqulr5S for more information. Which state will… https://t.co/Czo2ItiAek
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10/15
2020
And we go live to the Fox News on-air medical examination of President Trump: https://t.co/5XsDkH9jkyIt's crazy that, after this week, we literally know what it means to say, "that's like Trump on steroids.”
10/10
2020
Tune in tonight for a special Friday “Late Show” with Aaron Sorkin and the cast of "The West Wing.” Remember that f… https://t.co/sxZ8eFqyoqMark your calendars for this one! #SOSFest feat. friends of the show @blkfootwhtfoot @NRateliff @MileyCyrushttps://t.co/FXKftiVvTG
Retweeted by Stephen ColbertThere are 25 days until the election! Visit https://t.co/mEx8Byru8N to get all of the information you need to vote… https://t.co/o0CEqTer9G
Retweeted by Stephen ColbertA Late Show is thrilled to welcome @seanonolennon for this very special performance of ISOLATION to help kick off J… https://t.co/hUWKuz6Eqy
Retweeted by Stephen ColbertOn #LSSC tonight: @taylorswift13 backs Joe Biden in her new single! https://t.co/GYUCIzLjO4
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10/9
2020
We're LIVE after the Vice Presidential debate. Pence-tested, Mother-approved.🎶Don't cry 'bout me spreading Covid! The truth is I won't prevent it All through my rallies At my insistence We did… https://t.co/9fmhnbNfhxTrump's going back on the campaign trail and the enthusiasm is contagious! Oh, wait that's not enthusiasm...Hey Florida! During the upcoming election, put yourself in the national spotlight for a change! Check out the video… https://t.co/gXJXCdWbY9Hey Nebraska! Did you know Cliffs Notes were invented in your state? Coincidentally, I have some Cliffs Notes on ho… https://t.co/d2Lbuerim3Hey Ohio! It's important that you vote in THE upcoming election. Click the link below to learn how!… https://t.co/J5rTEU2Uq7
10/7
2020
Hey New Hampshire! I know your motto is Live Free or Die, but there is a third option: Vote! Learn more about how i… https://t.co/oQu7zNQ9NPHey, Iowa! There are more pigs than people in your state. Thank goodness they can't vote, you can! Click the link t… https://t.co/jjJQxnkaAmHey Maine! For durable outerwear, you turn to L.L.Bean. But for a durable republic, you have to vote. Click this li… https://t.co/M3pkrQBi3SMy glorious AF wife Kathryn helped with my latest campaign video. Whatever the polls say we have to stay calm and r… https://t.co/vENqS9N9ST
Retweeted by Stephen ColbertDo we need a Super Secret Service to protect the Secret Service from the President?I still have the lung power and I wore less makeup. This revival is closing November 3rd. https://t.co/vRQ4LepACv
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10/6
2020
Wanna vote? https://t.co/7LkkzS23Qa Remember: It's the last day to register to vote in: •Arkansas •Arizona •Flori… https://t.co/Vu9JIxRr8ohttps://t.co/Zvi55kNpkS https://t.co/ulKikbFftv
10/5
2020
I’ll be watching, Matt! https://t.co/0i81POi3LMWell, this seems pretty clear. https://t.co/c1KEtJC8j2
10/4
2020
We’ve got an all-new Late Show tonight, so make sure you read this tweet before 11:35pm!
10/3
2020
On #LSSC tonight: They might be adding a mute button to the next debate. https://t.co/xqwrxZ8uHf
Retweeted by Stephen ColbertSomeone needs to take away Rudy's car ke. https://t.co/TildgiwUBz
10/2
2020
Happy Birthday President Jimmy Carter! Author @jonathanalter wrote Carter's new biography and he suggests a great w… https://t.co/yW1JXPKmia
Retweeted by Stephen ColbertAmazing work. https://t.co/SObgB23kQH
10/1
2020
Always a pleasure talking with @PaulRieckhoff. Give this episode of Angry Americans a listen. I promise it’s not th… https://t.co/W2vU2oawGEhttps://t.co/4LKsCLs1SZ @BarackObama https://t.co/QljOOreseHHats off to my writers and producers for snatching that monologue, piece by piece, out of Trump’s tornado of hate.
9/30
2020

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