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it never started and it won't end || he.him

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Joined Twitter 1/6/17


i don't have a clit but i assume this is what using something plugged into the wall on max setting on it feels like https://t.co/qGARiFiDiY @scousepie the celebrity chase reruns are addictive tbhthis bedside mirror is prime thirst trap location https://t.co/FXqxNjom6Hwikileaks be like " rt 🔒 : thread"i found it. the trafalgar square https://t.co/zXXdbO98N0we need a disney princess who is running for labour leader[literally anything happens] blue tick warren supporters: https://t.co/H0K5TRHAQW
Retweeted by this wizard demands warwhen I was 4 I told my college professor I would one day be a doctor. he laughed and said if I wanted to, maybe I c… https://t.co/3U4xU7sE93
Retweeted by this wizard demands war @floramargarine oh yh i love it hahathe keir starmer campaign video taking the internet by storm https://t.co/FNNGjgarir @steamedhamms who do I want to see take the shadow chancellor home? someone sweet who cares about them tbhtyson bernie fury. sanders… https://t.co/qFgDM4PTS8girl, are you Nevada? because i don't really know what or where you are but you give me a feeling of hope for the futurelike 2 https://t.co/nOlWOaiKKFperson: how many brain cells do you have? me: frankly i have never sold a brain in my life
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2/23
2020
very excited for bernie sanders to be president of america :)in a nice hotel in london and the best feature is the bathroom speakers piping in the TV. allowing me to sit here a… https://t.co/CNKajx0cXjmy life a movie fr https://t.co/YyXHLearh3if we're talking range ... https://t.co/VUknsy4dUQstephen harper starter pack https://t.co/35vHiZtXlt https://t.co/GatP67DX9jpain https://t.co/uKkTjERoqjenvironmentally friendly cause you won't be able to fly anywhere https://t.co/s6IVqZWRmRbernie sanders is the italian princess diana "eyyy! the establishmenta are trying to a kill me"NASA: what’s your idea me: a magnet NASA: ok me: like, a really big magnet NASA: right me: [standing up] it pu… https://t.co/7hWQh3Hat6
Retweeted by this wizard demands warim innocent if you ignore all the crime i have been up to https://t.co/hkJWZWYISq
2/22
2020
i may not be the british AOC but i think i have a pretty decent shot at being the british bin racoonthis is literally the british AOC https://t.co/3nLj0XEa0V @friendoftoads Sammy ❤️ @leopoldsaladbar Keir Starmer is the Italian Bernie Sanders "I respecta tha rule of law and i a protecta the NHS"
Retweeted by this wizard demands war @leopoldsaladbar Keir Starmer is the Italian Bernie Sanders "I respecta tha rule of law and i a protecta the NHS" @parallelbark @OwlFWGKTA thanks momtrying to show off the old buildings of bristol and hootie is unimpressed https://t.co/zYqtwYyDBjthe internet's perfect sweeties have met up in eng-land https://t.co/V3twWFJc0l @maliharez Keir Starmer - lawtermelon sugargoing on, watching, or in anyway being involved in question time should be a maximum jail sentence crimehttps://t.co/nc8InmcKGB
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2/21
2020
Me: I need a doctor's appointment Receptionist: Ok [checks bookings] how about 10 tomorrow? Me: No I don't need that many
Retweeted by this wizard demands warnew only fans video up: hot british boy licks salt lamp and goes "ooo that's saltier than expected" - 10$ @marleybennett @KerryMP a whole day with you?! Kerry is the one who needs the award tbh @TristanCorkPost @marleybennett @KerryMP if you're looking for someone to replace him in the list my dms are openyou're not a blairite you're 24i see people are coming for tony Blair for not actually crossing a picket line rather than literally anything he's… https://t.co/iW6l01X0m0 @steamedhamms not with that attitude @0ldoini something leo DiCaprio will never experience @steamedhamms young Corbyn meeting blair is funny tho @Beardynoise id both fuck and fight my clone and also form a centre back partnership.trying to have a discussion on this website is stupid and you're wrong for trying this place is only good for joke… https://t.co/PdSlKFheM8the fact that aquarius, the water carrier, AQUA-rius, watery boy, splish splash wet king time, aquarius, is an AIR… https://t.co/szDCAEpGQ1film twitter really slept on this :/ https://t.co/zYsgcWFrYu
2/20
2020
one great thing is when you discover that someone has changed ideologies three times in the past five years, and th… https://t.co/apA9nax3PD
Retweeted by this wizard demands warprince: Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Let down your hair rapunzel: *holds hair close to mouth* sorry kid i won't be able to… https://t.co/Xuq0FoG54N @steamedhamms @theobiddle @maliharez didn't know tony blair liked cats but it's cool you two are in touchgrond control to major tom https://t.co/eIRz6IEkhY @HMorganThompson i respect literally nothing about this website or anyone on ittwitter is silencing me because im the only one who's right https://t.co/vZjc5EpEoVpissing myself... funny bear 😭😭 https://t.co/IqccOmVRp1 @bowserstanacct hi:) @leopoldsaladbar https://t.co/bhYF3cOG4B @thatinterlace @Sabrina_Huck @dmk1793 @SocReview there is no vibe https://t.co/zuN7Wejg8zare you actually this thick or is it willfully disingenuous? https://t.co/LAxvrP1ylMmuch like ishmael I only became a person at age 25, please disregard all previous interactions https://t.co/aBbCuL9X3O
Retweeted by this wizard demands war @maliharez joeny blair @underthenettle twitter soft left vs old school soft left https://t.co/flD33L64X5i can't believe me, a gifted and talented student who has sinced burned out, might not be able to get through a sys… https://t.co/MdU81RpQjR @Dashmundo first job search is bris second round will be London&edin @Dashmundo just for u, kingthere is something weird seeing people (esp British born esp white) show off their academic and professional achiev… https://t.co/oVg7ai8F9qrate my professor but for landlords
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2/19
2020
wow this january is taking foreverinterviewer: and what would you say is your biggest weakness? me, opening my mouth to reveal fake vampire teeth: stakeholder management
Retweeted by this wizard demands war @tom_usher_ this is a contract you owe me a job don't make me get my union involved @kebayf me 🤝 tweets blankygoing ✈️ locked for the time being as i am unemployed as of tomorrow and need to find a new job and don't want my n… https://t.co/QVdAP5q90Qme and my friend waiting for the hignfy account to make a joke we did last week https://t.co/4wXMPPsJSrin england we don't say "i grew up posh and feel guilty about it" we say "god i love spoons, i go there right after… https://t.co/mvEozYysN9why don't people understand? my favourite one is actually the only good one with the good traits, your favourite on… https://t.co/KrL1zvfJJBSaw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "I need food" or "I need a job" but "I need a steak mad… https://t.co/bhLCdwy5RE
2/18
2020
@AnaOpp @freresheureux the void wonamerica wake up i used one of your cultural referencesBOUNCER: sorry it's full, you can't come in ME: *opening wallet* would a few benjamin franklins change your mind… https://t.co/PGHj1ekqghlabour candidates ranked by how likely they are to have loose sugar in their pockets: 1) Lisa Nandy 2) Rebecca L… https://t.co/TAWnHX7L1cwhat most people don't know about Machiavelli's the Prince, is that it's actually a sequel, the first book is Machi… https://t.co/hG9hiN47wx @bex_bambi bexthe thing is u just don't need to work for them there are other jobs in the worldcan we stop pretending our friends who work for right wing newspapers and the tory party are good people now https://t.co/BePRyL2gxS @R_L_Everett hey @sabaton release documentaries you cowardsgenuine q, are there any like historical accompaniements for sabaton songs? they slap and honestly i'd love to get… https://t.co/lznwqizfyeyou: trauma me, an intellectual: https://t.co/8fpk3CDrzy
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2/17
2020
no free clout https://t.co/P6Rdtj1yMi
Retweeted by this wizard demands warwe need a disney princess who drags a giant magnet across the twitter servers and sets us all freenuclear survival bunker but all the tinned goods are canned laughterthey need a somewhat slick boomer (facebook)) operation And otherwise the less online the better @bouledenerfs_ "like an egg from a nose" you'd say when you got really expected news @bouledenerfs_ if we did then this phrase would have no powerthe more i think about it the less i want a labour leader to have a savvy twitter campaign. i want a journalist to… https://t.co/73OlEiwi6Vtry this if u have trouble falling asleep! https://t.co/QsuUDYR251
Retweeted by this wizard demands war @marleybennett I feel this man. every time I get a knock I'm terrified. I don't wanna be out of it for long periods anymore @bowserstanacct Han fjsjsjhaa
2/16
2020

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