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Trump fails to understand that denial is not a river in Egypt. @Glenn__Kenny I’m looking forward to it.These recaps are invaluable. https://t.co/0SPNravp4AYes. Trump was for face masks from the beginning. Wasn’t he? https://t.co/FhEK9vXL2AMars needs children. https://t.co/o3KfIEwe4w
8/4
2020
Wait-wait-wait. Donald Trump may be smarter than I give him credit for. He may believe that COVID cases are like Sc… https://t.co/MlABPvQJaTTrump actually said this: “If we tested less, there would be fewer cases.” Think about this. It’s like doublethink from Orwell’s 1984.Yeah, this is a cool book. https://t.co/puPyHn6AV8Read a sample chapter from LATER, the forthcoming book by @StephenKing from @HardCaseCrime https://t.co/1Zr15pePno
Retweeted by Stephen KingTHE STORE is great. So is THE BANK. https://t.co/Ae0woGd7GZhttps://t.co/NIyz2RHlonWhat she said. https://t.co/gt3DUg5zRTNext year. March. https://t.co/h0D7L9dNF2I love this. https://t.co/IScCyam3i7The loveliest of British colloquialisms, at least to my ear, is "milk float."
8/3
2020
Donald Trump today: "If you elect Joe Biden, there will be no hand sanitizer. I have spoken to the hand sanitizer… https://t.co/GcMxyNz9mn
Retweeted by Stephen KingAlso Disappointed that Dwight Yoakam sings “Echoes In My head” instead of “Pickles in my head.” https://t.co/UFTRa2tu55The US Government has made an ad about its response to the pandemic, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative.… https://t.co/ond67Rbs14
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8/2
2020
VIVARIUM (Hulu) blew me away. Rich and strange. If you love it, thank me. If you hate it, don't blame me.
8/1
2020
Trump is sick-jealous of Fauci.As an old rocker, I have to say I fucking loved David Mitchell's new novel, UTOPIA AVENUE, about the flowering of B… https://t.co/SAlQLLNEyzPolitics aside, you have to admit Trump has done a shit job as President. In fact, his picture could be next to "sh… https://t.co/Ny8lHyV75U
7/31
2020
"I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it." Woodrow F. Call
Retweeted by Stephen KingI hate than anyone dies from this stuff, but this should be a warning https://t.co/rDjDQ5xRWQ
Retweeted by Stephen King @LauraMLippman This is very cool. Congratulations.Finished last round of heavy edits on the 2021 book today. And we have a tentative title: Find You First.
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7/30
2020
The man who is proud of being able to remember 5 nouns for 10 minutes is in charge of the world’s biggest nuclear arsenal.the aspirin gave me a headache https://t.co/vObGrBwxBh
Retweeted by Stephen KingStay there. https://t.co/o52rPvw0Npwe are supposed to believe that the uneducated, near-illiterate T***p can make a casual allusion to ancient / mythi… https://t.co/LZyj9tZQU5
Retweeted by Stephen KingEven if you're a supporter, you must see by now that if Donald Trump was your uncle, the family would be discussing… https://t.co/zpQyMxMyhj151,000 Americans dead from COVID-19. Even if you give Trump a pass on a third of that--much, much more than he des… https://t.co/9dLtOZHmIT
7/29
2020
@paulGtremblay Me in the middle. Same era, but with a tighter perm. I think you could rock that look. https://t.co/dyb2pHH1VD
Retweeted by Stephen KingIs it true that if a person eats enough mayonnaise, their stay at the Mayo Clinic is free? (It's probably true beca… https://t.co/2yujxxeAdpThe fucking lawmakers have to stay in Washington until they have a stimulus package. If it was up to me, they'd do… https://t.co/mPGpfMAnTA @anniemal You gotta have it! @StephenKing I just had that yesterday! Mask on, server wearing a mask and face shield, every condiment single use,… https://t.co/yQ7GaylZuM
Retweeted by Stephen KingI wish I could go to Denny's and get a Moons Over My Hammy. I won't say I'd kill for that, but almost.You are such a man-baby. https://t.co/CMnMlB5KmT
7/28
2020
That's a big 10-4! It's time for a change! https://t.co/1mRITj2Iza
7/27
2020
Sure, the Red Sox are off to a bad start, but at least no one can say it's going to be a long season.
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7/26
2020
Yes. They are going to vote for him, but they are ashamed to admit it. Don’t trust the polls. Vote. https://t.co/uUyHVzf4wrI urge everyone to watch this video. Absolutely goes for the jugular. https://t.co/yr50TayQDe
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7/25
2020
Susan Collins likes to take credit for the Paycheck Protection Program. What she doesn't tell you is that big corpo… https://t.co/YPTQ54tsezWomen in command (like Maine's Janet Mills) have done a far better job of dealing with COVID-19 than men have. Less… https://t.co/tai00fMmUCLet me see if I can do it. It's hard, I'm not at Trump's genius level, but I'll try. Here we go: Person...woman...m… https://t.co/HX3KqQF2wvBy this fall, the number of American dead as a result of COVID-19 will equal TWICE the number of Americans killed in the Vietnam war.I have started to see a lot of Trump signs in my little patch of America, and each one provokes the same surge of u… https://t.co/H5jfNRiGsP"This is your basic neo-noir, coast-to-coast chase novel, and @laurenbeukes, who is from South Africa, sees America… https://t.co/dyJD4SKRHc
Retweeted by Stephen KingMask your germs.And now a little singing public service announcement from the Rock Bottom Remainders. https://t.co/izde7PDkJHYou think the world is going to shit, then you find out other people are watching DARK and you say THANK YOU GOD, THERE’S HOPE!Totally true. https://t.co/xJSTVnm5pGMetaWitches. https://t.co/00iGx2IBWxTotally true. https://t.co/XguA716dC2mass infections. rising deaths. rioting in the streets. the economy in tatters. racists rampant. cops killing black… https://t.co/5hDaEvpWab
Retweeted by Stephen King @wolfblitzer @FoxNews @JoeBiden @realDonaldTrump Fox does this to gin up support for their boy, I believe.DARK (Netflix) is dark and complex...and...well...very German. Terrific show. If you get confused, go to MetaWitche… https://t.co/akRn8yXUnd
7/24
2020
In April, Trump and his neocon cohorts has a choice: commerce or human lives. They chose commerce.I know there’s a lot of daylight between now and November, and Trump will absolutely try to steal the election, but… https://t.co/Kr27Qfh1gU
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7/23
2020
Time for a new OMEN movie, one for the Age of Trump.
7/22
2020
Breathing in, I notice breathing in. Breathing out, I notice breathing out. Breath by breath, I can be here, now. B… https://t.co/CG46qbwspG
Retweeted by Stephen King @PPathole We should bring Life to Mars
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7/21
2020
Trump finally putting on a mask is like Lassie coming to the well on the third anniversary of Timmy’s death.
Retweeted by Stephen KingRetweet the hell out of this—it’s that good. And that sadly funny. https://t.co/fReCGEUL1t @mskarenhill @emilynussbaum Tabby says “dildo” was one of the words.I need it. https://t.co/dzrceqO05n @emilynussbaum My wife Tabitha finished, wants to know which words you missed.
7/20
2020
Hey hey, ho ho, Susan Collins has to go. #ByeByeSusie140,000 dead Americans. Trump is selling beans.Ron DeSantis, the Republican Florida Gov, wants gyms and health clubs to stay open because they are healthy. When G… https://t.co/RBxfHJ89XJThat crash you just heard? My head hitting the desk. https://t.co/71I86gt6RR
Retweeted by Stephen Kingλέων, ὁ: “lion” λεοντώδης: “lion-like” θυμολέων: “lion-hearted” #RIPJohnLewis
Retweeted by Stephen KingJohn Lewis, an American hero. All black lives matter, but his was a standout in the fight for equality. One of the greats.A very good question. https://t.co/sY2iHFgKK4Castle Rock, Maine. https://t.co/ql1dZtTp1M
7/18
2020
This kid! https://t.co/byEIA7SJrd
Retweeted by Stephen KingWe are all greeters in the Walmart of life okay? #masks #walmart #socialdistancing #hot https://t.co/Xmb1pyeRwP https://t.co/UvW0Xk0oMf
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7/17
2020
Terrific book. https://t.co/rCyV6jBkQt
7/16
2020
@realDonaldTrump Bullshit.Anthony Fauci tells @TheAtlantic that the White House's recent attacks against him are "bizarre," “nonsense,” and “… https://t.co/yCZdad4cC4
Retweeted by Stephen KingEvil must always sleep with one eye open. https://t.co/i5hyPG6Szd @JamieDFoster2 I sent that to Joe. Perfect!!!
7/15
2020
Really enjoying Season 2 of NOS4A2, especially Ashleigh Cummings as Vic and Ebon Moss-Bachrach as her father. These… https://t.co/2Uo7MrfXhP
7/14
2020
1919. https://t.co/v37DFMFmbQHIGHTOWN's gotta come back.
7/13
2020
I'm sick of Donald Trump's brand of fake patriotism. Our new video: #DemocratsStandTall https://t.co/3aqLhpBe9F
Retweeted by Stephen King @jonnysun @emilynussbaum the cakes were tasty TastyKakes, in fact I also (god forgive me) ate the chicken… https://t.co/qyydGfTvhEI'm not a critic. I'm not an "influencer." I'm an APPRECIATOR! 🤣The show I've had the most pure fun with this summer is PARADOX (HULU). Maybe a plot hole here and there, but the c… https://t.co/z6JIa9IBKY
7/12
2020
TRUMP WEARS MASK! Sad this has to be a headline.How would Republicans have reacted to such a number under Obama's watch?John Bolton's book proves that Trump is not just unfit to be President, he is CATACLYSMICALLY unfit. The number of… https://t.co/iTFF0yGoViStephen King If It Bleeds Netflix John Lee Hancock Jason Blum Ryan Murphy, Ben Stiller, Darren Aronofsky – Deadline https://t.co/3OEZL5JL7k
Retweeted by Stephen KingTrump has commuted Roger Stone's 40-month sentence. Every time you think the Orange Man has hit the gutter, he bounces lower.
7/11
2020
Will Adult Story Time include LADY CHATTERLY’S LOVER and THE STORY OF O? Perhaps FANNY HILL? https://t.co/apRsyJFMQeYour reminder that the Electoral College was created because eligible electorate (then, white men of property) in N… https://t.co/CVMFgHA5fM
Retweeted by Stephen King @HeidiPitlor Yes, but they deserve it.
7/10
2020

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