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@PressSec @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS You know what would be REALLY festive? A press briefing, where you answer real questions!The murder of Tessa Majors is a tragedy, but trying a 14-year-old kid as an adult isn’t the answer.
@jrollerc76 Those bastards! You gotta have TCM!Have you started THE UNWILLING by Kelly Braffet yet? Let me know. I can't stop thinking about. Or raving about it, I guess. @gryking 1.Watching the V.I.P.s on Turner Classic Movies and wondering where the hell Margaret Rutherford is when we need her.
According to The NY Times, George Conway (Kellyanne’s husband) has renamed the couple’s Corgis Concerned and Troubl…’re his match, Meg. @PressSec @FLOTUS @TheChildrensInn @NIH You can do your own share of helping children, Stephanie. Just hold a press…
@TinaJordanNYT Snakeskin shoes, baby, get em on your feet/We got the good-time music with the Bo Diddley beat.Y'all. My new thriller THE DARK CORNERS OF THE NIGHT drops next week. So, as I promised/warned you, I'm going to shout it loud. Ready?
Retweeted by Stephen King @PressSec @realDonaldTrump I see you on Fox, Stephanie. Now how about a press briefing where you have to answer some hardball questions?Our firewall is turning the Senate blue. That starts with defeating Susan Collins in Maine.Susan Collins said she hopedDonald Trump had learned his lesson. She’s right. The lesson he learned is he can do anything he wants.Remember when Trump said he was going to drain the swamp?, yeah, this is the thing I just tweeted about, but Oblong (of course) has done it better. Also, my hair is not…
Retweeted by Stephen KingI've been waiting for an ad like this one.
Retweeted by Stephen KingTHE POET is an insanely good book.'ve been in the Savini Squad since 1979.
@PressSec @realDonaldTrump You should talk about it at your next press briefing, along with why your boss has decid… make no editorial comment one way or the other, but the numbers in the NH primary suggest that Bernie won because… Trump didn't have to answer Mueller ?s under oath+on camera like Clinton did. 2. No Trump children have ever had…
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Welcome to the banana republic, circa 1956.Trump's pet AG, William Barr, is giving Roger Stone a pass. Want to drain the swamp? Get rid of this crooked crew of rightwingers.Roger Stone now to be sentenced to a weekend at Mar-a-Lago!
Retweeted by Stephen KingThe career staff at DOJ are showing the moral courage that has been lacking from the political appointees for three…
Retweeted by Stephen KingWelcoming #DoctorSleepMovie into the Stephen King cinematic universe. Asset: off the start if the day to turn more pages in @KellyBraffet’s fantasy adventure novel THE UNWILLING. Almo…
Retweeted by Stephen King @WhiteHouse Speaking of mental illness, Champ—I worry about yours.TOMORROW is TODAY!
Retweeted by Stephen King @JanetMaslin Is that a sequel to “Llama-Rama-ding-dong?” @PressSec @SecPompeo @SecAzar You can talk about it at your next press briefing! When will that be, by the way?One of the things I miss most about Barack Obama is his sense of humor. Trump’s only idea of being funny is to give… @johnP03963943 High on life, my man. @CookKCEgyptian @chefkatebrown @OldFuckGCG It also relieves hunger, hahahahaha! @chefkatebrown @OldFuckGCG Yum! @physco219 Totally involving. Made me forget my troubles.Just turned the last page — and, my God, you all are in for a treat. I was ten pages from the finish when my wife t…
Retweeted by Stephen KingDo yourself a favor and pick up Kelly Braffet’s THE UNWILLING at your favorite bookstore (God, I hope you have a fa…
Such a great moment. See superhero fanboys, it’s cool to respect our cinematic lineage.
Retweeted by Stephen KingDancing around the kitchen, listening to the 4 Tops, making blueberry pancakes. I’m living the dream. @donwinslow @snopes He’s a Christian dipshit. @JanetMaslin Until next time.How true.
I’m up here in Halifax Nova Scotia tonight, and you know what they have here? Universal health care and no Fox News…
Retweeted by Stephen KingSo true. CC: @SenatorCollins
Retweeted by Stephen King"one girl sabbath" by stephen mackey
Retweeted by Stephen King @ECLMiller Ow. That hurt.Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, relaxes after a double creature feature of CORGIS FROM HELL and NIGHT OF THE LIVING D…
More fuel for the #orangeface controversy.
Retweeted by Stephen King @vondoviak Too late to turn back now.NEW: @realdonaldtrump’s company charges Trump’s own Secret Service agents while they protect him — at rates as high…
Retweeted by Stephen King @mattprigge Going My Way. @JanetMaslin In this picture he bears an eerie resemblance to my maternal grandmother. No shit.Listening to some Cross Canadian Ragweed: those boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong. @PressSec @realDonaldTrump Kick off your next press briefing talking about jobs, okay? @PressSec You’ll discuss this at your next press briefing, won’t you?
Beautiful news! @PressSec @realDonaldTrump You should talk about this at your next press briefing! Will it be soon?
Hey hey, ho ho, Susan Collins has to go. So much for “Maine’s bipartisan Senator.”Dear @senatorcollins No one is ever going to forget what you did. Fuck your excuses and fuck your regrets. Susan…
Retweeted by Stephen KingWe had a great night. So wonderful to watch the first episode with a big crowd and hear people audibly react. Can’t…
Retweeted by Stephen King @PressSec Will you be doing a press briefing soon? Think of all the sick children you could help! @PressSec @SpeakerPelosi Make sure to make that point at your next press briefing!“I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand…
Retweeted by Stephen KingThis will I think be a key line: "They will note merely that I was among the senators who determined that what the…
Retweeted by Stephen KingThis is the problem with social media. Lies flourish, the truth languishes. @WhiteHouse She ripped up some paper. All those things still exist, in reality or in memory. Unless, that is, you believe in voodoo.Be straightforward. Be direct. Alice Mayhew will be missed.
I really enjoyed HANNA (Amazon Prime). The middle episodes were a little too heavy on the teen angst, but it was gr… and Price going to LA? Goodness, doesn't that just suck? @PressSec @realDonaldTrump Speaking of comebacks, Stephanie, how about you "come back" to the press room podium and do a briefing? @PressSec @POTUS @realDonaldTrump Great news, Stephanie! Bring it up at your next press briefing, OK?
THE SHINING twins! @PressSec @foxandfriends Can't wait. Any chance you'll hold a press briefing afterwards?Don’t forget to tip your waitress, and come back tomorrow. All new jokes.I went to the zoo and saw a piece of toast in a cage. The sign said BREAD IN CAPTIVITY.Regardless of outcome, I'm just heartened that someone as plainly decent, tough, and intelligent as Elizabeth Warre…
Retweeted by Stephen KingAccording to A VERY STABLE GENIUS, Trump considered awarding himself the Medal of Freedom.
@PressSec @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS @FloridaAtlantic Great! Now how about a press briefing?How’s he allowed to do this hahaha seriously how
Retweeted by Stephen King @PressSec @Chiefs Now that the Super Bowl is over, it would be a great time for a press briefing!
Biden rally in Des Moines starting an hour before the Super Bowl.
Retweeted by Stephen KingNEW: Taxpayers shelled out another $3.4 million to send President Trump to Florida this weekend so he could host a…
Retweeted by Stephen King @linwood_barclay @EmiratesLitFest You will not be enjoying your favorite tipple, unless it’s iced tea.I've heard rumors that the new episode of THE OUTSIDER is now streaming, because of the Super Bowl tonight. If it's…'ll support and work for any Democrat who wins the nomination, but I'm pulling for Elizabeth Warren. I'd love to s… Murkowski, not up for re-election, voted against witnesses. Republican Collins, up for re-election, vote…
We are doing something EXCEPTIONALLY cool at the @lockekeynetflix premiere with our friends @CarltonCuse, @joe_hill
Retweeted by Stephen KingWhitewash. Shameful. @MooreintheAM My all-time favourite, for an article on cheddar, gouda, Swiss, etc: “Oh What A Friend We Have In Cheeses.”
Retweeted by Stephen KingI'm quitting Facebook. Not comfortable with the flood of false information that's allowed in its political advertis…
@StephenKing If you are Trump you just call them "enemy of the people"
Retweeted by Stephen KingWe don't threaten writers with violence. Not in America.
@PressSec When are you going to hold a press briefing?Dear Trumpers, Here is your "great, big, beautiful wall" …
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An author in a democracy should not fear for her security.
Retweeted by Stephen KingI m so stoked to watch LOCKE AND KEY on Netflix, February 7th. And so proud of Joe Hill. Way to go, son. @PressSec When are you going to do a press briefing?
When are you going to have a press briefing?