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Joined Twitter 2/25/11


@jasonlblair Grim fandango or go home
2/17
2020
@Odekar @drewholmes @jymmitee Such good times!
2/13
2020
I'm 8 months into my infatuation with "Pony" by Orville Peck and I'm not sorry. @henryleelayton @MsRebeccaBlack @America_Young @YuriLowenthal @ZLow4sho @maggiemacdonald @EvReligioso Mocap all-stars get it doneI legit dig the new track by @MsRebeccaBlack - this is not something i thought i would have said 9 years ago. Fun… https://t.co/pprlbG6WKt
2/12
2020
@onekevinmiller fuck i hope not....Psst! Hey you! Remember that Rome wasn't built in a day and you're doing just fine! @BrokeAssJedi I think 6 and 7 get more of a shine than 4 doesfinal fantasy IV deserves more love @pelipurkki Ask any stunt performer and they'll tell you that spot was unsafe as fuck
2/11
2020
@GuppyMFJ @ZLow4sho @OTRKingTy that spot, while crazy, at least benefited from both performers having a base to sta… https://t.co/8szuzVeFNV @ZLow4sho @OTRKingTy I’m angry that people “liked” thisDear pro wrestlers, shit like this can get you killed and isn’t worth the fucking pop. Someone could have ran up a… https://t.co/IfsPQN87Vs @OTRKingTy @ZLow4sho people need to stop doing stupid shit that could get them killedEminem’s surprise performance of Lose Yourself was super awesome and I screamed at my tv in joy @onekevinmiller Dunking on an aspect of a movie that you weren’t involved in is shitty. Imagine being in a band and… https://t.co/ErWr2q5qyN
2/10
2020
I can’t believe that there is a company named “Shadow Inc” that decided to get in the voting software business
2/4
2020
@onekevinmiller Gangrel was the vampire he was hunting @TheRyanMcCabe Like he came out in a black trench coat to a techno track that was clearly inspired by “bloodbath”Does no one else remember that Edge debuted in the WWE as a vampire hunter in an apparent attempt to cash in on the… https://t.co/AJTSdntSjA
2/3
2020
@YuriLowenthal You have my sword
2/2
2020
@MegaNerd18 @lucahjin Are you sure you’re not thinking of golobulous? @Sephiroth144 @FernyChien Gi joe the movie. https://t.co/xr1L8gB93E @Transgirlpinup Yep
2/1
2020
@BrokeAssJedi Inept. Insufficient. INEXCUSABLE!A friendly reminder that even fucking Serpentor allowed witnesses at Cobra Commander’s trial. Cobra Command has mo… https://t.co/gVsvw0rtriNot with a bang, but a whimper @rickfuss Christ
1/31
2020
@MayorJenny @NHLSeattle_ This lady gets it @NHLSeattle_ Embrace the rumors - give us The Kraken!!
1/30
2020
please god, let our @NHLSeattle_ name be the Kraken
1/29
2020
Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss #RoyalRumble #edge @onekevinmiller Off, not out @onekevinmiller Oh man, the roof would come out @onekevinmiller Watching in Vegas - next time I’m in la we should get togetherYESsssSssssssssssssss #keithlee #RoyalRumbleDon’t. Stop. This glory. #RoyalRumble @onekevinmiller We need to find a PPV where we drink and watch together @onekevinmiller Co-signedI love the royal rumble so muchPlease god let the whole rumble be Brock doing this one at a timeI wish that kick was the endI would not want to sign up to have the shit whipped out me with a leather strapOver the course of this match, Beth Phoenix’s hair has begun to look like Ava Marie - that lady is a tough mother fucker
1/27
2020
@steveburnett You’re the hero Gotham neededdoes anyone know where i can find a copy of The Real Reason Men Commit Crimes? it was a romantic comedy staring St… https://t.co/HN2cRnABob
1/24
2020
@kirkwoodwest Disagree. We have no time machine, but we can put shit in the rear view, not lean into itFun fact: over the course of your life you will likely say or do things you regret later. Grow and learn from them… https://t.co/WM5qPpOrxEOne of my favorite things in rasslin' was how Tommy Dreamer could never beat Raven. I wish current wrestling allow… https://t.co/5dfbJCrxIv @rickfuss @BrokeAssJedi @FlatstickPub No, I’ve never been - though I think one is opening up by my office
1/23
2020
@Atheris So good
1/22
2020
When I started watching the circle I thought it would be a black mirror-esque nightmare, but I was shocked at how m… https://t.co/jah4EyKLtj
1/21
2020
Hey @netflix , give me a Joey and shooby spin off show #TheCircleNetflix
1/20
2020
@ZLow4sho I need this
1/19
2020
@TJFixman I started watching it last night and I’m sucked in
1/18
2020
@TheSMUSpaz I’d do it for 500 bucks
1/17
2020
I miss @swerveconfident original theme song
1/16
2020
@MorganPeteBrown Sound of my voice is so fucking good
1/15
2020
@KenLieter My post wasn’t well thought out, but I’m sure there’s a solution - it’s just a boring way to end interesting games @KenLieter Fine the team if they don’t run a full play
1/14
2020
The xfl made some great rules changes - but I still wish they did away with people taking a knee for the last minute and a half of a game @ZLow4sho You see more suicide dives, destroyers, and ddts than you do drop kicks and snapmares
1/13
2020
I just binged season one of “You” like it was my job @SaphireHorizons 100% @TheotisYoung1 Thanks! Glad you dug the games, the team was awesome to be a part ofSay what you will about the rest of the movie, but Phantom Menace has a dope lightsaber duel, possibly the best in… https://t.co/ymekMNhGiH
1/12
2020
@BTTG161 No, just was at a tapingFlirty Dancing is such an uplifting and wholesome show, I hate that someone has to go home disappointed
1/10
2020
@OGkevingill This actually isn’t breaking as the WWE had to change his theme song from “I’m the Mountie” to “I’m no… https://t.co/DL7uUzQlhi @BTTG161 NoDr. Luther will always be Father Dante to me. #WrestlingRetributionProject
1/9
2020
@OneLetter @TheSMUSpaz @drewholmes Yeah as far as sports tickets go it’s pretty reasonableGrowing up most people/media wouldn’t pronounce Iran correctly - when did that change? I feel like @BarackObama al… https://t.co/uEIkKZKMyg @TheSMUSpaz @drewholmes @OneLetter Yes
1/8
2020
@ZLow4sho Yeah - how many devs have lost money because reviewers gave a 7 thinking “I said it was good” without kno… https://t.co/M1rg2eegxM @K2theSwift Oh man, What are you up to? @K2theSwift I thought you were in canadia?
1/2
2019
@TJFixman SVU
12/30
2019
The odds of you having a good reason to not to return your shopping cart is pretty fucking low
12/29
2019
@Flargenstow 100% it’s awesomeI don’t know who needs to hear this, but Tragic Kingdom isn’t a ska album
12/28
2019
@Gingerhazing Wait a minute, those aren’t mountain goats @ed_solomon @moonwatcher1 Each time I see Source Code playing on tv, and continue to still not receive $50k of defe… https://t.co/OMoDuCAhVW
Retweeted by Steve Jaros @ed_solomon According to my latest “Spider-Man: Homecoming” statement, movie is still losing money despite box office of $880M. 🤔
Retweeted by Steve JarosThe greatest work of science fiction I’ve ever been involved with - my Men in Black profit statement - arrived for… https://t.co/VaHyqR4ugT
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12/27
2019
Married at first sight has its claws in me
12/26
2019
@penrod_tyler @_southernoracle @MattFischman @ZLow4sho @dwheezy I saw a post with arrows on where to look and I sti… https://t.co/f7Cb6oFYxV
12/25
2019
@MattFischman @ZLow4sho @penrod_tyler Zach - this Matt dude is a bad influence on you @penrod_tyler @ZLow4sho You have my sword, tyler @ZLow4sho @penrod_tyler Knees hinge you maniac! His knees are facing the building @penrod_tyler @ZLow4sho Like I hear the argument about the bar being funky, but his legs are moving the only way th… https://t.co/C4g1ibdHlt @penrod_tyler @ZLow4sho 100%. I can’t see it any other way @ectupper He’s swinging towards the building, lest he has crazy bird legsMy kids just finished tron uprising (again, it’s the best - watch pilot on YouTube then watch show) - but when I to… https://t.co/E3ud2AHfyqJust a gentle reminder that the holidays can be a very difficult time of year for some. Be kind to one another this… https://t.co/LAyytwFWwE
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12/24
2019
@Joshsep2003 I believe I do have a fez somewhere @BobbyStein It’s so fucking good. But watch the pilot on YouTube 1stTron uprising is so good. But a friendly reminder that if you want to watch it on Disney plus you have to watch th… https://t.co/Aw7JLDO0lr
12/23
2019
@Brittany_wetv is there a viewig party in Vegas for the premier? @BlazeBird1 Tell me there is a Vegas viewing party for the premier!
12/20
2019

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